Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

May 4th, 2014

rochelle_layla I’m on facebook’s campus right now and it’s something in between a gestapo training camp and a walmart. with free food and mood lighting.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:36 PM, May 4th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@sirneggles Maybe, but then there’s the physical security aspects. Camera coverage of the ATM, for example? [Shrugs.]

via Janetter for Mac in reply to sirneggles

@PeteLawler Just think of it as an under-the-mattress with a card reader.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to PeteLawler

“Chèvres en équilibre! Chèvres en équilibre!” youtube.com/watch?v=58-atN… HT @BeauGiles @NewtonMark Ping @SnarkyPlatypus

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Dear God, that is a disaster waiting to happen.

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Yes, I know I’m on shaky ground here. Shut up.

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Anyway, what’s with this “Grey Nomad” bullshit? Has “erratic old hobo” been declared un-PC?

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RT @Wyld: Can we establish mandatory WIFI hotspots on the back of these? [HOW CAN WE NOT?]

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Hello, I am an itinerant person operating out of a trailer. Please insert your card and PIN.

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“Grey Nomads touring Australia towing a single or two berth Mobile ATM4YOU trailer could effectively fund their entire monthly expenses.”

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I AM CONVICED THIS IS AN EXCELLENT LEJITTYMUTT BUSINESS AND I WOULD BE A FOOL NOT TO GIVE THIS MAN $20,000.

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“You could earn upwards of $1500 a week plus, very easily by working it part time only when purchasing a Mobile ATM trailer business.”

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HAHAHAHAHA! ATMs as a franchise! WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG! atm4you.com.au/faq.html @decryption @bigmac

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@bigmac @decryption “On the internet, no-one knows you’re an ATM.”

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RT @bigmac: Do you trust a mobile ATM that uses a gmail address for support? pic.twitter.com/BbYpMYQdrH [Is the Pope a bear? Der.]

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@PeteLawler Thanks. Mind you, disclosure of potential influences is in the MEAA Code of Ethics. I’m not a member, but I follow it, roughly.

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tokyo_sexwhale A dog dressed as the Millennium Falcon. pic.twitter.com/Ucu4o5Xct9

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:43 PM, May 4th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

“Woman A Leading Authority On What Shouldn’t Be In Poor People’s Grocery Carts” theonion.com/articles/woman…

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 204: Libertarian troll beach abortion, yeah?” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/20… pic.twitter.com/g5cZ0vNMxu

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New blog post with podcast: “Announcing ‘The 9pm Excuses’” stilgherrian.com/edict/00023f/

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nadinevoncohen FUCK YEAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA COUPLES AT IKEA BUYING THINGS FOR THEIR LIVES TOGETHER HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE IS A LIE!

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@shane25873 @AussiemacJ The requirement specification is probably on AusTender for all to see. [Shrugs.] This isn’t a biggie.

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@AussiemacJ @shane25873 Indeed. And a quick Google Image search on “lifeboat” shows that the majority of these pods craft have no windows.

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@shane25873 @AussiemacJ There’s plenty of evil to attack in this nasty policy without straining at imagined gnats like windows in lifeboats.

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@shane25873 @AussiemacJ They’re standard off-the-shelf lifeboats, designed for ruggedness. Windows can break and let water in.

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Bright sunny day? Sure. But it’s also 4.5C right now, with winds gusting to 55km/h. pic.twitter.com/R4dWHvjuj8

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How did we end up with a society that gives footballers their own TV panel shows?

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RT @sylmobile: horrible instagram.com/p/nj7IyqkdVi/ [Yeah this is why we hate Sydney.]

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@bigmac That’s what I get for not paying attention at critical times. Sigh.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to bigmac

bitcoin_txt You pussies scared of a few decimal places?

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:09 PM, May 4th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@R_Chirgwin Battery delivering 53.7V.

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DeptOfAustralia Bonus Fact #2: The Imperial facility on Endor was operated under contract by G4S. pic.twitter.com/XLY0aHQ429

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:23 PM, May 4th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

DeptOfAustralia Bonus Fact: The Commission of Audit is largely based on the Trade Federation. pic.twitter.com/QLlxbyArCi

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:23 PM, May 4th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

CyberPrefixerAU Do cyberpeople really have a cyberright to be cyberbigots?

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Thanks everyone with sympathy and suggestions re the missing microSD card. But it’s time to move on now. I work with the situation.

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@oberonsghost See previous tweet to @sylmobile. “Everything” includes everything.

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@sylmobile Everything that was invovled with yesterday has been searched. I’ve even gone through the garbage. It’s gonew. Well, pub emailed.

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Nope. It’s gone.

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Well, there’s a chance I put it inside something to keep it safe. I will now systematically check everything in my Backpack of Locations.

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@Perygryne Except for the minor problem that the card was likely left on a table at lunchtime some 130km+ distant. It’s gone.

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Indeed, @sylmobile, you remember when I swapped the microSD card at Miranda? I seem to have left the first on the table. @purserj

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RT @purserj: @stilgherrian did you lose the smaller than your fingernail sd card? [It would appear so, yes.]

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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckitty fuck.

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Oh dear. So, you know how you can fit GIGABYTES of, say, location audio recordings on a microSD card smaller than your little fingernail?

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RT @vaguelyspecific I was just *thinking* about cleaning mine. That’s probably enough for now. [Yeah easy there, Tiger, one step at a time.]

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I HAVE JUST CLEANED THE REFRIGERATOR.

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Actually, @GreenJ @RNSundayExtra, are there all blokes talking about promises? Like, “Will you still respect me in the morning?”

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Really, @GreenJ @RNSundayExtra, talking about promises in politics is like talking about chastity in a brothel.

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Sun plan: Review yesterday’s audio; Sunday lunch, Wentworth Falls; “The 9pm Edict” podcast production; blog x 2; planning; quiet night.

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davpope Please consult the safety card in your seat pocket <my cartoon in the Sunday @canberratimes goo.gl/oc0BNQ> pic.twitter.com/O1cgSQkorX

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:51 AM, May 4th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

RT @DJBentley: Why are American horse races on sand? [Cocaine prices are now too high.]

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@GreenJ If Robyn Williams is, as you claim, “the thinking woman’s naked lesbian”, what, exactly, was she thinking?

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RT @sylmobile: “Jesus is our dewormer” [He is. And I know what you’re listening to.]

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Sun plan, draft: Review yesterday’s audio; The 9pm Edict planning and pre-production; Sunday lunch in the village; blog x 2; quiet night.

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Which does, of course, raise the question of “What is the correct number of naked lesian vampires for a national broadcaster?”

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There seems to be rather a lot of naked lesbian vampires on ABC Radio National right now, @GreenJ.

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@R_Chirgwin I’d going to decide my plan of action today. May pop down tomorrow.

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@R_Chirgwin It was a great trip south, and we recorded some good matrial, but it was so cold at Cronulla there wasn’t anyone to chat to!

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@R_Chirgwin Did you see there pictures of the snow in Orange yesterday? centralwesterndaily.com.au/story/2257029/…

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@R_Chirgwin As soon as I saw the weather forecast, and felt the air last night, I knew no-one would want their shower to die this morning.

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@R_Chirgwin At 0623 AEST the battery was delivering under 48V, so I ran the generator for 45 minutes, and we’re now at 50.1V.

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Sunday. Apparently.

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