Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 21st, 2014

RT @ClintonDucas: Is there a segment in which you roam about, punching stupid people in the throat? How excellent. [Yes, great idea.]

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chrisberg maybe tony’s eye was tired and he needed to close it for a bit then changed his mind

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RT @irksmas: And for people who use ‘outwork’? [I don’t even know what that means.]

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@Ingram10 It’s hardly a neologism. To “gift” as an intransitive verb dates to the 16th century.

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I do like it when people inspire entire segments of “The 9pm Edict”.

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MT @ClintonDucas: What about people who ask to be ‘inboxed’? [If male, steel-capped boot to the groin, 20 times. Otherwise stranguation.]

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When someone says they were “gifted” something instead of just being given it, it means you can punch them in the throat.

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ChipRolley “The claim that students are rioting is…an offense to anyone who has ever participated in an actual riot” ab.co/1i2uJTE

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5at5daily “5at5 number 51 | 21 May 2014”: Wet dreams, the Big Bang, killing satellites, cyberstats, and swearing about Coldplay tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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Ah yes. Peter Hore. Thanks, @petstarr @blahjedi @BruceHore. He was expaining the coming revolution to passengers of passing buses.

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@mthomas304 It’s an “explainer”, providing background context for newcomers to an evolving story. You’re not the target audience, Sir.

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Oh, earlier I saw Mr Rent-a-Disruption on his way to the student demonstration in Sydney. The “serial pest”. What’s his name again?

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I’m fairly* sure* that my last tweet isn’t “incitement”.

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I’m starting to think that someone needs to show these politicians what a “riot” actually is. Very close up.

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Pollytics Q. What does taking defence expenditure to 2% of GDP look like? A. Like the value of Abbott’s hospital cuts pic.twitter.com/8BzqwUzGFA

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I’m running ahead of schedule! I’m ready to depart Sydney on the 1605 Mt Victoria service. instagram.com/p/oP37iuCFse/

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True story. Scientists first thought the Big Bang was pigeon shit on the antenna. m.boisestatepublicradio.org/?utm_referrer=… [Well it IS pigeon shit.]

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Daniel_Sankey A picture is worth a thousand words … but it’s hard to put a price on this headline @newscomauHQ, via @Rob_Stott. pic.twitter.com/NxJmWbkOO6

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Well that’s been a couple of interesting meetings. Now back to the hotel, do @5at5daily, and escape this crazy town.

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OK, it’s 1300. That probably means it’s time for my 1300 meeting.

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So Channel Ten hopes that I’ll watch more of their TV because they’re making cheaper, shittier programs? Oh what an excellent* strategy!

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RT @alexkidman: @stilgherrian What if they’ve got summit to talk about? [Kill yourself first.]

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RT @BundyB: @stilgherrian Or it’s a mountaintop. [This is also acceptable.]

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Seriously, unless there’s at least two heads of state or heads of government present, it’s not a fucking “summit”. Arsehats.

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Anyone who calls their pedestrian pimp-my-business gathering a “summit” needs to take a good look at their life choices.

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@davidcheal @Patreon I’m a professional. We’re made of sterner stuff.

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I see that “phone sex grandmother” is now a media designation, so thanks for that, @abcnews.

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Blues Point, on the return trip instagram.com/p/oPdMgviFiM/

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@drewstrojny Cheers. It’ll be the middle of the night your time when I get to it, I think. All is chaos this week.

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@drewstrojny Thanks, Drew. I see WordPress and @CampaignMonitor integration listed, so my guess is that we’re going to be fine.

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The 2014 BrandZ Top 100 is out, and Google takes the #1 Most Valuable Global Brand spot from Apple. millwardbrown.com/BrandZ/Top_100…

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@adam_kent @juhasaarinen @PeteLawler As their cyber liaison guy for Australia has already said, the FBI is well aware of me.

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@PeteLawler @juhasaarinen Oh do try to keep up. I returned to Australia yesterday.

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RT @juhasaarinen: Hmm… why isn’t @stilgherrian on FBI’s cyber list? 1.usa.gov/mobfOp [I’m “mostly harmless”.]

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pourmecoffee Google Street View vehicle in Germany much better than in the U.S. j.mp/R6dM3r pic.twitter.com/hMNZZVeJNf

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kkjordan Googled “fish tank” - was not disappointed. pic.twitter.com/yaZT6pwsIi

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Actually, @memberful looks more like the thing I need to manage a subscriber base for the “The 9pm Edict”. In the next revision.

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A few people suggested @Patreon to me, but 10 seconds into the “Meet the Team” video and I just want to stab them. patreon.com/about

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Wed plan: Production planning; meetings 1100 North Sydney, 1300 Sydney CBD; @5at5daily; 1651 train to Wentworth Falls; early night.

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BBCNewsnight Silvio Berlusconi denies ever calling Angela Merkel “an unfuckable lard-arse”

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Infosec defence-in-depth could be IT’s Maginot Line, says @FireEye fireeye.com/blog/corporate…

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“Your Bosses Hate Big Data Because They Don’t Rely On Analysis”, writes @gusworldau, and I agree. lifehacker.com.au/2014/05/your-b…

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@adam_kent @R_Chirgwin @vealmince Yes, @tenderosa has done rather well with the musical selection.

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Me on potential privacy issue with Telstra’s new shared-out Wi-Fi network, @crikey_news yesterday. crikey.com.au/2014/05/20/wir…

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@dizzystuff Thanks very much. It was a fun episode, despite the chaos of the production. The next one will be less hectic.

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GonzoHacker I thought of a joke but its only funny in Danish and I don’t speak Danish.

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Wed plan, draft: Production planning; meetings 1100 North Sydney, 1300 Sydney CBD; @5at5daily; 1651 train to Wentworth Falls; early night.

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Wednesday. There is no need to put the shotgun into your mouth, but nevertheless it might improve things. Wednesday.

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