Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 29th, 2014

@mpesce Why can’t it destroy them because it has laser cannon? Or even just rotating knives? Google is useless.

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Removing the makeup, which I forgot to do earlier.

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@drearyclocks I am only trying to protect the innocent bystanders.

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@alixstone Yeah I don’t know why this sort of thing is allowed.

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@drearyclocks OK, that was not the answer I was expecting.

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Making my way back to the hotel. I’ve done the television and done the Kasperky Lab dinner.

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OH: “If you complain about something on Twitter long enough, eventually the ALP will adopt it as a platform.”

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RT @dobes Wat? RT @Ruth_Will: Todd Sampson has joined the Fairfax Media board. [But aren’t rats are meant to LEAVE sinking ships?]

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@jonoabroad Nothing you need worry about, Sir. Everything is completely under control.

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5at5daily “5at5 number 57 | 29 May 2014”: Drought, censorship, Jack Kerouac, New Zealand police, and digital invisibility. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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Here’s @reillystyley and me ruining @marcfennell’s @DownloadABC this week, with special music and a cyberdoor. abc.net.au/radionational/…

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Slightly more clouds over Sydney instagram.com/p/okas5GiFi4/

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Je suis si fatigué.

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The clouds begin to gather over Sydney instagram.com/p/okTL7NCFsq/

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Brian: “What is it called when you say something you know to be false?” John: “A policy.” youtube.com/watch?v=lQoT9x…

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@reillystyley Well, our presence would have made is special no matter what. Obviously. @DownloadABC @marcfennell

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NicholasFryer Seems a bit unfair that there is only one Member for Fairfax while there are 90 Members for Murdoch.

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The conspiracy is over when I tell you it’s over.

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@ali_wants2tweet @meganamram This is going downhill fast… and I mean it was thoroughly downhill to begin with.

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meganamram I call my vagina “New Yorker cartoon” because it’s dry and a handful of people have laughed at it

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There is evidence to suggest that I might be on @theprojecttv tonight.

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FoxNews Are mean internet comments like suffering through war? @GwynethPaltrow thinks so: tinyurl.com/nurz358 pic.twitter.com/Vdg50Qs1MR

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So @reillystyley and I have finished recording @DownloadABC with @marcfennell, and we’ve ensured it has a special musical inclusion. Win.

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We have exchanged the SEKRIT Feminist Pig Handshake.

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Being absorbed by the ABC Hive Mind instagram.com/p/oj5q_FCFrP/

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I’ve just been harassed by @mscott, but no photos today because we know what happened last time.

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Well here we are again, way too early… instagram.com/p/oj5TpuCFqi/

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Being recognised, being upgraded.

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ellinghausen The Onassis knot - as worn by the Member for Fairfax Clive Palmer pic.twitter.com/ij2uH4wp1Q

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Reading @troyhunt’s summary of the iDevice iCloud ransom attacks. troyhunt.com/2014/05/the-me…

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leslienassar @stilgherrian How could they not be? The Silver Fox and The Great White Bear are a match ordained by the gods themselves.

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So @leslienassar, do you think CLIVE and Leatherjacket are, you know, doing It?

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So why is the communications minister talking about specific ABC programming matters? Surely MD ABC decides where the cuts fall.

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@KarlskiB That, or you’re just an arsehat.

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@KarlskiB Nah, it’s all part of the game. Or job. Or whatever. And if a minister of the crown feels the need to attack you, well… good.

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@juhasaarinen Ye, I believe I called that “sophistry” last night. A maritime safety authority unconcerned about safety issues. Boggle.

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@KarlskiB Senator Conroy does good sarcam. I’ve been on the receiving end of it in the past. Nice to see it directed elsewhere.

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@PeteLawler Ah gawd, well, others will be all over that, so I’ll continue my reading in preparation for today’s tasks. And then laugh.

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4. Customs chief shrugs off @FarrellPF’s story, saying @GuardianAus has a track record of making things up. twitter.com/FarrellPF/stat…

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3. The maritime safety bureaucrat reacts thus to the allegations that OSB removes safety gear from lifeboats. pic.twitter.com/DBdd3wV4gr

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2. On Tuesday, Senator Conroy questioned an Australian Maritime Safety Authority bureaucrat about that (3min video). youtube.com/watch?v=cwXlW9…

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1. On 7 May @FarrellPF broke the news of Operation Sovereign Borders lifeboat safety gear being removed. theguardian.com/world/2014/may…

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Since people are on the waking-up part of the day and may hae missed the fun we had last night, I’ll repeat a few tweets. Here we go…

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@jonoabroad @SnarkyPlatypus You can use lemons at a pinch. Or just drink it neat.

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@FarrellPF Which day is the exchange with Pezzullo from?

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@PeteLawler Sorry, which TC thing is this? Which TC, even?

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@FarrellPF Aw, it seems Mr Pezzullo thinks quite highly of you. Perhaps ask him to repeat his statement outside Parliament House.

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fieldproducer Oops RT @TheMediaTweets: There must be someone fatter than the Queen that The Times could have used for this story pic.twitter.com/yHPJsOM1ow

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Thu plan: 0755 train to Sydney; errands; 1100 record @DownloadABC; write for @zdnetaustralia; @5at5daily; 1730 Kasperky Lab dinner; shine.

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PNG police Deputy Commissioner Simon Kauba says Australia’s Manus Island report “stinks of a major cover-up”. Gosh. abc.net.au/news/2014-05-2…

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@stevemcilhatton I shall check him out when timelines allow, thank you.

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This image by @paulwallbank sums it up, really. Shut up and be passive while entertainment is broadcast at you. instagram.com/p/oietQmREA5/

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@stevemcilhatton I have no idea who that is. I suspect that makes me a bad person.

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VirtualTal Did you know cyber attacks burn to death when the sun touches them? Invest in ultraviolet fiber optics to prevent cyber attacks!

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@SnarkyPlatypus Les Russes ne peuvent résoudre tous* les problèmes.

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So there’s another segment for “The 9pm Edict”. Remember the world’s most impatient meth cook, from episode 15? stilgherrian.com/edict/00015/

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Not near SeaWorld?!?! WHAT IF THE DOLPHINS END UP ON METH? wftv.com/news/news/loca…

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WFTV UPDATE: Deputies: Women used room at Orlando Ramada Inn to cook meth at.wftv.com/SeK4Kl pic.twitter.com/kyAf0bVEZN

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@rebeccacaroe Well, I always start the day with a helpful observation. Is that the same thing?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Il va être une longue journée, mais bien sûr il finira bien. Et vous?

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Thu plan, draft: 0755 train to Sydney; errands; 1100 record @DownloadABC; write for @zdnetaustralia; @5at5daily; 1730 Kasperky Lab dinner.

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Thursday. You thought the pretty lights would cheer you up. Now you realise it was just a distraction from the underlying stench. Thursday.

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