Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 3rd, 2014

Snuffling off stage.

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HiveBestHumor Why are we still testing products on animals when we have 47 million Beliebers?

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Diversion50 Why is Coronation Street Fighter not already a video game?

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RT @swearyanthony: @stilgherrian something something minister orbiting Uranus. [Oooooh!]

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RT @BlogsofWar: NASA marks 10 years of orbiting Mercury goo.gl/1y2D7u [So does Senator Abetz.]

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RT @TheRoastTV: The Roast, weeknights on @ABC2 at the new time of 7.30pm starts tomorrow night! bit.ly/1n2hCTW [Finally!]

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Can I be president of the United States? I’ve been to Kenya. Well, changed planes in Nairiobi.

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“The restaurant broke into applause when Bloom took a punch at Bieber, who then left the building. reports say.” m.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/…

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SnarkyPlatypus Apropos of nothing, I’d like to see a gaggle of geese chase Barnaby Joyce.

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I tell you what, my respect for Orlando Bloom has doubled today.

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RT @NewtonMark: @stilgherrian Unshortened: arseh.at/4kon [Yeah? Do you even know how to internet?]

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RT @annetreasure: Just staring into the existential alpaca eh Barnaby pic.twitter.com/SXtTxtOc6x [It’s a meeting of minds!]

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@NewtonMark Did you just break that site? I get a CloudFlare error page.

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It’s Missing Persons Week in Australia. Report someone missing today. No wait. Cause some… Oh, this is too complicated.

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I am thrilled* that after three or four weeks of a lingering sore throat I now seem to have a sniffly head cold.

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Column finished for @zdnetaustralia. Excellent. Day’s target achieved. I’ll review it in the morning when I’m more alive.

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@NewtonMark @kels_316 @GuardianAus I’d have a dossier going back more than three decades now. Them and others. I’m not terribly fussed.

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Charging up an Android tablet so I can get some audio files off a microSD card. Sulking.

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@kels_316 @NewtonMark @GuardianAus Ankle is my addition, an old Australian expression. An ankle is three feet lower than a cunt.

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@kels_316 @NewtonMark @GuardianAus Soapy he’s had for years, a reference to Soapy Sam of “Rumpole of the Bailey” and the historical figure.

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@NewtonMark @GuardianAus I want to make some lame joke about Soapy the Ankle QC and his shelves, but I can’t be bothered.

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Well I suppose the good* thing about today is that I’ve been given a wide selection of emoji farts to choose from. So thank you.

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God you people are easily amused.

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Is it possible to fart in emoji?

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RT @GuardianAus: Tony Abbott’s paid parental scheme has not been ditched, say minsters trib.al/XhbW3KU [Like Peta would tell you.]

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My farts this week could power a small city.

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RT @PitcherJenna: @mpesce We have plenty of methane blowholes downunder. [I know I do…]

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@katrynadow Thank you. And yet it hasn’t changed for days. Hence the test pattern.

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Sun plan, draft: Stay indoors, because my cold is worse than I thought earlier; administrivia; write for @zdnetaustralia; some reading.

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Here’s the wonderful @cathywilcox1 on “A measure of time.” pic.twitter.com/9NLT8cpdx5

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Sun plan, draft: Administrivia; Sunday lunch, Katoomba; write for @zdnetaustralia; early night. I have a cold, but not computer. Whine.

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[Inappropriate tweet about Missing Persons Week, which starts today.]

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NightValeRadio Please send your thoughts and prayers. Record them all and send them to the City Office of Thoughts and Prayers. Fines will follow.

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Sunday. They peer in through the windows, invisibly. They watch your every move, but you will never see them. You are never safe. Sunday.

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