Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 17th, 2014

@R_Chirgwin @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Oh. Our 10kW in Rymill Park, Adelaide, on a quiet Sunday afternoon seems tame by comparison.

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The latest @lexiconvalley podcast on Manic Pixie Dream Girls and Magical Negros is excellent. slate.com/articles/podca…

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Yes, but for some reason I feel implicated in the whole debacle.

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah look some of us were there at the time…

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Except possibly being crushed to death by a tractor.

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Pandamoanimum This will always be my favourite ‘Resolved question’ pic.twitter.com/BIEzrOUNNT

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RT @NotSuspects SYD: Tues @stilgherrian, expert panel to discuss data retention, surveillance. Tickets selling fast! ow.ly/AoYkV

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“Put to the sword” is an excellent phrase…

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@purserj Some things are just obvious immediately.

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Note that I have both a wheelbarrow and a hat. Hello, ladies!

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I used to have a wheelbarrow.

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bengrubb “It’s the sort of thing that does happen from time to time”: Abbott on reports Bishop’s mobile phone was hacked smh.com.au/it-pro/securit…

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Maybe I should finish the wine and then record a brief podcast called “The 9pm Orgasm”. A very brief podcast.

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I don’t even know who he is.

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Yeah I’m not linking to that column.

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HuffPostUK Alex Salmond thinks Tony Abbott is gaffe-prone - we found the Aussie PM’s top 10 quotes: huff.to/1BmYSZY pic.twitter.com/OkY8C0Bzan

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New blog post: “Talking robot news on ABC @RNDrive”, 5 mins audio from 3 Jul. stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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IoToilets Latest flush: 3 litres.

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5at5daily 5at5 number 91: Giant rats, CIA secrets, waking up, How To Talk Australians, and a day in the life of an Elmo. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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New blog post: “Talking tech on ABC Local Radio, again” with @belindie and @domknight, 25 mins audio from 1 Jul. stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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New blog post: “Talking Todd Carney’s bubbling on ABC @666canberra”, 19 mins audio from 30 Jun. stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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RT @NotSuspects SYD: Tues @stilgherrian, expert panel to discuss data retention, surveillance. Tickets selling fast! ow.ly/AoYkV

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New blog post: “Talking greatest inventions on @1395FIVEaa Adelaide”, 18 mins audio from 26 Jun. stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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@juhasaarinen Yes. And now I wish I’d thought of that. Sigh.

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Starting to tackle the backlog of blog posts of recent media spots stretching back to late June. There’s quite a few. It’ll take a few days.

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@iain_chalmers I would like to buy this app. For both iOS and Android, for redundancy in times of crisis.

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tinderfessions I write down and memorize the inspirational quote in your tinder bio, so that I can say it out loud while I fuck your brains out. - Marc

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thegrugq_ebooks fuck you, read this

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@GordyPls @sylmobile I wish there was one… just one government agency that didn’t have something to say about me.

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raykwong Japanese troops assemble in Yokohama to prepare defense of disputed islands in the East China Sea. pic.twitter.com/Azd9siGHMQ

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@sylmobile @GordyPls I’ve just thought of a lucrative secondary market for those bread rolls, at least when freshly baked.

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ClickHole How Many More Black Teenagers Have To Die Before Racism Just Sort Of Goes Away On Its Own? clickhole.com/r/774tsd pic.twitter.com/LZlEmG99fr

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@DarrenConlon @kcarruthers See, we already have laws about murder and manslaughter, and courts to decide the penalty on the circumstances.

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chrisberg arrogant scotland doesn’t realise we’re on the security council

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@kcarruthers Exactly. A considerate partner would get rat-arsed and punch them once, properly, so they could prosecute.

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@NewtonMark I swear quite a lot, so I should be OK then.

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rhysam So, now we’re at war with:
1. Islam :
2. Russia:
3. Iraq:
4. Scotland:
5: refugees:
6: The poor:
7: Science:
8: the middle class
……..

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“Australia has had many bush poets, all of them dreadful.”

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There is a word missing from my last tweet. Can you guess what it is?

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If I understand the law correctly, if you punch someone, you’d punch them repeatedly to avoid the extra jail time.

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Victoria goes one better than NSW: Ten years mandatory jail for one-punch deaths, not eight like here. heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order…

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ben_hr Giant Rats Trained to Sniff Out Tuberculosis in Africa [National Geographic] benhr.net/VumvyB pic.twitter.com/IZrW2WfrCR

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RT @mumbletwits: Why isn’t “schlimmbesserung” as well known as “schadenfreude”? theage.com.au/federal-politi… [Good question, Mr Brent.]

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GreenJ so i guess the blue tie is not an oblique reference to the cross of St Andrew?

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Once more I draw your attention to an earlier tweet by @JohnBirmingham, which seems ever more accurate. twitter.com/JohnBirmingham…

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“How to Talk Australians - Episode 1: ‘G’DAY KNACKERS’” youtube.com/watch?v=DHQRZX… HT @SnarkyPlatypus

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je viens de voir le premier, et il est en effet très bonne. Je vais faire un curry de poulet.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Il a plu toute la nuit. Je vais faire ma propre déjeuner du dimanche. Et vous?

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@xiongluong I’m not a fan of anything. But I always start the day with an inspirational thought.

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@myrcurial I’d say something witty in reply, but I should leave international relations to our Prime Minister.

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Sunday. You think you are helping, but you are not. You are, as always, a hindrance. God shakes His head in dismay. Sunday.

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