Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 1st, 2015

Is there such a thing as cyberkale?

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SnarkyPlatypus A selfie stick made out of kale would drive Twitter into a frenzy, I assume.

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rpy 2014 in a single completely confusing graph brianckeegan.com/wp-content/upl…

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@PeteDotAscian @BlockheadsPage I can’t speak to the “on the planet” aspect, but yes, that’s rather good.

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@PeteDotAscian @BlockheadsPage Hard to say. I only I’d linked to the segment…

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Particularly good from @charltonbrooker’s “2014 Wipe” is the Scottish secession political debate as rap. youtube.com/watch?v=t3EoNs…

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Here is Mr @charltonbrooker’s “2014 Wipe”, which you will now watch. youtube.com/watch?v=t3EoNs…

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Wine helps. Wine always helps.

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@scott_thewspot @R_Chirgwin @psandilands No, that IS what it’s used for. “All distance fighting” is wrong, and getting wronger.

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@scott_thewspot @R_Chirgwin @psandilands Cannon’s used at close range / low-cost targets / ground support. Even warning shots.

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@scott_thewspot @R_Chirgwin @psandilands The weapons have to integrate with the combat systems. It’s not manual-aim-and-trigger these days.

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@stufromoz @19bk69 @jonoabroad Calm down, gentlemen. The situation has been dealt with.

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@R_Chirgwin @psandilands True, though that’s because it didn’t have a cannon at all, rather than one that wasn’t software’d up.

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Oh, I haven’t tweeted the latest F-35 idiocy yet. “New US Stealth Jet Can’t Fire Its Gun Until 2019” thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/…

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More from @briankrebs on Lizard Squad, including the news that one has apparently been arrested. krebsonsecurity.com/2014/12/lizard…

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@scottcarson1957 That’s the impression I got from my half-arsed reading of military history, yes.

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Having made one tactical error, I shall now make another.

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“A Definitive Ranking Of Australian Lollies And Chocolates”, thanks to @BuzzFeed buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume…?

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_youhadonejob Job well done I’d say. pic.twitter.com/HwPf9GYp4E

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NeinQuarterly We regret to inform you that it was 2015 in Berlin, like, 10 years ago.

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RT @i386: @stilgherrian loving your avatar btw [Thank you. New Year is a time for celebration, right?]

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TechCrunch Snapchat Has Raised $485 Million More, From A Total Of 23 Investors tcrn.ch/1K2Fvd7 by @ingridlunden

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etharkamal What are you sick of in 2014?
Fox News asked its viewers to tweet their replies with
Guess what happened youtube.com/watch?v=AUUQQ3…

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No-one mentioned beer.

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@timfdavis Yes, but that’s also a parable about community, and I really don’t want to interact with these people.

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Hmmm. I do have three bottles of wine here. I might just arrange for minions to bring duck and pig.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Perhaps. I will have to work up to that idea. It’s all very difficult and inconvenient.

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I want duck. Or pig, I suppose.

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I phoned the separate number for the kitchen. There was no answer. I have duck disappointment, but at least didn’t put on pants unneeded.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I speak of that place, yes. I do not wish to put pants on only toe experience duck disappointment.

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@JustJimWillDo That would be the trifecta, obviously. But sadly, no.

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@NewtonMark The creepy grin is the only one he knows. It’s the only way he can stop short of his jaw unhinging to eat a piglet whole.

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@scottcarson1957 I’ve never heard them called that, but yes it does appear that’s what they’re wearing. If so, breaking mine safety rules.

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I call said pub’s telephone number, as listed on their website. Five rings, and then a fax machine answers.

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Checking to see whether a certain pub is open for lunch today, I see their website is highlighting “Melbourne Cup specials”. Helpful*.

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@scottcarson1957 I don’t know. What did you used to call “fruit boots”?

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@OaaSvc Well it didn’t really go anywhere. The same soundbite slogan stuff, reassembled with a Happy New Year. Not exactly inspiring.

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RT @TelegraphStream Cliff Richard’s annual calendar has been hit with a major sales sl… bit.ly/1AiIQR0 [Britain’s economy ruined.]

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mikko 15 years ago..pic.twitter.com/c5I9U4FPbZbZ

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That really is fucking dreadful.

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“Prime Minister’s New Year Message 2015”, highlighting Crusader Rabbit’s leadership, charisma and humanity. youtube.com/watch?v=puBaoW…

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@OaaSvc It’s quite possible that I might be able to find a goat today.

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Well I don’t like this year very much so far.

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fanfiction_txt now there’s neo-nazis everywhere, I hope the people there are safe from them.” Sonic said.

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junayed_ Anti-Daily Mail signs appear all over Britain’s rail network:
[bzfd.it/N2o5ns] Brilliant! pic.twitter.com/FqYK42XUSD

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RT @marcuskelson: Is that like a political Death Star? [Something like this image, I imagine.] pic.twitter.com/cEzLDWuxoB

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@innernectar @Gin_ev_ra The plan doesn’t have to be work-related, or even anything particularly strenuous.

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I’m thinking that we should construct a vast Brandisphere.

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oberonsghost Q: What’s Bob Ellis hinting at, here & I wonder who it was: ellistabletalk.com/2014/12/29/the… pic.twitter.com/AdEuKjAEIF

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Should I bother making an actual plan today?

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“The Sad Internet: 2014 in Review”: Unwatched videos, unliked photos, unfunded crowdfunding. yahoo.com/tech/the-sad-i… HT @alexismadrigal

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lakeanagirl I dream of the day when chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Careful readers will have noted that an episode of “The 9pm Edict” did not appear yesterday because I couldn’t be fucked.

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@mrgrumio Thank you very much, and to you too. As congealed space dust does, it’s a near-adequate collection.

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Thursday. Your resolutions have been in vain. Thursday.

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