Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

January 5th, 2015

Look, I suppose I shouldn’t give @TonyAbbottMHR such a hard time, ‘cos he’s got Joe Hocke… and… and hahahaha oh FFS who are we kidding?

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RT @NevinPeter: @stilgherrian the dog that caught the car [Yes. Well done @TonyAbbottMHR. Woof woof woof.]

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Still, @TonyAbbottMHR, better than actually BEING Bill Shorten, right? Keep up the good work, Comrade.

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Seriously, @TonyAbbottMHR, that fact alone? I don’t know how you don’t ask your bodyguard if you can borrow the Glock and be left alone.

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And if I can throw a final punch, @TonyAbbottMHR, imagine a preferred-PM score that’s LESS than Bill Shorten’s? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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Seriously, @TonyAbbottMHR, you sat in the big office, you score the pension. Well done. Now pass on the crown in some way and fuck off.

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No, I don’t “hate” @TonyAbbottMHR. I just fucking laugh. And laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.

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No fucking wonder @TonyAbbottMHR is out there on a bicycle going VERY FAST because it’s an achievement that fits his intellectual grasp.

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Imagine, @TonyAbbottMHR, a PM even less worldly and steadfast in his convictions than Mr Suburbia himself, John Howard. Wow.

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Imagine, @TonyAbbottMHR, a man who craved power so much, and yet had no fucking idea what to do with it when he finally had it.

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Imagine, @TonyAbbottMHR, a Prime Minister of Australia who can’t even stand up in front of a TV camera and speak without a hand up his arse.

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The emotions I have about @TonyAbbottMHR are pity and despair. Pity for the man living the shallowness of his own mind, despair for us.

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Party-political tribalist fucktards imagine this is about being a @TonyAbbottMHR “hater”. Oh if only he were worthy of the effort of hate.

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Seriously, @TonyAbbottMHR, the PM’s job is LEADERSHIP, not making do with the random business of the day.

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And all @TonyAbbottMHR is left with is his pre-Christmas sulk. “But I did OK with MH17.” Yeah? Well that’s the routine shit of being PM.

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You know, @TonyAbbottMHR, in the intervening… decades… some of us have actually learned stuff and moved in. You poor pathetic cunt.

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My God, can you imagine being a politician of @TonyAbbottMHR’s era? Still fighting the same tedious factional battles of the 1970s? Christ!

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And to be clear, @TonyAbbottMHR, this isn’t party-political. The jokers on the other side provide just as much mirth.

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FFS, some of us lived thru the era when the likes of @TonyAbbottMHR were in student politics. We laughed then, we laugh now.

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RT @Doclach: @stilgherrian Tony thinks he’s cool man @TonyAbbottMHR [No he doesn’t. He lives with the perpetual fear that he’s not.]

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Klout scores. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fuck I put them in the same category as anti-vaxxers and wind turbine syndrome sufferers.

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RT @kcarruthers: How cute. Some folks still talking about Klout scores. [Yeah well they’ll be first up against the wall.]

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Still, we need someone with a stronger stomach even than mine to plumb the psycho-sexual depths of the Liberal party’s leadership issues.

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Scary thing is, the muppets just LOVE a “strong leader” [daddy!] and Morrison will be PM by Christmas. And you know what that means.

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RT @michaelneale: @stilgherrian you bet he will you bet I am. He are. [Exactly. So what are you, @TonyAbbottMHR? PM or puppet? Choose.]

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The stupid cunts in Canberra, @TonyAbbottMHR included, and the other side’s, don’t seem to realise we can all see it, and laugh.

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And then @TonyAbbottMHR’s “advisors” will read that, and we’ll soon see the “real Tony” messaging.

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I wonder when @TonyAbbottMHR will realise that the “image” stunts pulled by his so-called “advisors” make him look like a twat.

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Right. I have a scheduled task at 0445 AEDT, so I am going to go away now. You’ll have to get on as best you can.

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@Gin_ev_ra Yes I do, and I shall achieve it shortly.

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@imathew Why thank you. There’s a follow-up piece, actually. zdnet.com/enjoy-your-ube…

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I am a stupid inflatable bubble. I am eternal.

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Mmmmm… Sex glue.

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expectproblems Also, if you happen to have a dog-men-going-down-on-women fetish, really is the show for you.

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expectproblems Yeap, it’s confirmed. @danger5tv remains the best TV ever produced in Australia. Also unafraid of re-inventing themselves WITH MOAR AWESOME!

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deptofaustralia With a polo shirt and leather jacket, all the PM needed for his Russian Mobster costume was prison tattoos and Hep-C pic.twitter.com/Ku8RWR1NDp

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RT @johnthelutheran Someone is wrong on the internet. [It was probably me. Sorry.]

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RT @stilgherrian Oh. I see. Singer-songwriter and semi-published exotic novelist”. Obviously. [That should be “erotic”. Obviously.]

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So, that was @danger5tv series 2 episode 1. I am… I am… I need a drigsbs.com.au/ondemand/video…8TkB

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Oh I so want the thing advertised at the end. I so do.

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“He is a master of disguise, Tucker.” Yes. Yes he is.

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Oh Elsa, you really shouldn’t do that with your tongue. Not even in slow motion.

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“Give the snake more coke.” [Never trust @mpesce to get the quote right.]

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Floppy disc mouth laser hologram communications!

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Oh I like what they’ve done with Moscow, USSR-land.

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Oh. I see. Singer-songwriter and semi-published exotic novelist”. Obviously.

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RT @mpesce @stilgherrian FEED THE SNAKE MORE COCAINE [I HAVE NOT YET ENCOUNTERED THE SNAKE.]

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“Put your pants on and get me a lemonade.”

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That is rather a lot of cocaine.

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This is getting very complicated very quickly.

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OK, so 45 seconds in and I am IN this universe.

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Well, morphine drip or not, I am now going to watch @danger5tv series 2 episode 1. sbs.com.au/ondemand/video…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah don’t worry, you’re on the list.

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People you wouldn’t leave alone with a morphine drip dot tumblr dot com.

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If you missed it last night, here’s @danger5tv series 2 episode 1. sbs.com.au/ondemand/video…

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SwiftOnSecurity Don’t get chummy with any of the other reporters at CES, or GamerGate will use it in an mspaint diagram to show how journalism is unethical.

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fanfiction_txt Seeing the danger, Goku teleported Mickey Mouse to Antarctica

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RT @ben_hr: Thanks to @stilgherrian for the idea of using an arduino to make an internet connected coffee machine [Grrrrr…]

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Alas, there is no @5at5daily today because the schedule has gotten totally out of hand. Sorry.

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@ThislsAmazing @GreenJ Yes, it would be amazing to talk to your own assassin, because you would be dead. “Attempted”, maybe?

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RT @GTRoberts: I’m pretty sure they’ve moved onto ovens running Android engadget.com/2015/01/04/dac… (sigh) [Kill everyone.]

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@michaelneale It’s not a real place. I was born there.

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You lot are still back with the coffee pot, aren’t you. Sheesh. No wonder the terrorists are winning.

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Ah. If I switch my calendar to India Standard Time (IST) then it saves a lot of confusion when scheduling this work.

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I think I just deleted someone.

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Like why the fuck does a coffee pot need wireless? You still have to go to it to get the, you know, coffee.

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Oh that’s right, Gadgetfest Vegas is on. I think I’ll mute everyone involved. The world already has enough shit for the cashed-up gullible.

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Making the return journey.

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@kenhess It’s my given name, there is no surname, and there’s pronunciation into at stilgherrian.com/about_stilgher…

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rhysam Apparently our flag now has a gold fringe and shines. pic.twitter.com/TIEPBgHK6I

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If you talk about people “consuming” media, or worse still, “content”, then you’re a core part of the problem.

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rhysam There’s some dark poetry in Abbott visiting another country with no leadership.

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Oh, did NSW Labor choose some dipshit dinosaur as leader? Quelle surprise.

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@thedippaeffect I wasn’t proposing it as a new phenomenon.

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They let anyone into The Star casino. Just anyone.

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bernietb Maybe.

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On a mission, of sorts.

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SwiftOnSecurity If you didn’t want student debt, maybe you should have been born in the 50s. But you wanted to wait to be born so you could have an iPhone.

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@myrcurial I am slowly morphing into Jeggings Man, a mid-range superhero.

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xntrik If you’ve automated your house, but it isn’t on twitter, have you really automated your house?

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Mon plan: Deal with fallout and loose ends from last night’s server migrations; pho and errands; Weekly Wrap (belated); @5at5daily; sleep.

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fakedansavage This was published in 1970… pic.twitter.com/Z6VVArlVO5

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RT @Steve_Lockstep: Why does anybody *ever* say “anecdotal evidence”? @RadioNational [Because they’re sheep.]

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@jodiem emergency duck is available for lunch from Monday. I had it for dinner on Saturday.

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spacearcheology 5 January 1969: Launch of Soviet Venus probe Venera 5 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venera_5 pic.twitter.com/0BmVq1D2OO

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I think I might revise today’s plan to include pho.

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Well the good news is that I’m 15 minutes into my official working day and there aren’t any frantic clients on the phone with broken email.

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NeinQuarterly Witticism as ideology.

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ddale8 I’m crying RT @ramit This is the best thread on the internet. 2 guys argue about how many days are in a week. forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php…

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“Martin Place siege insurance claims hinge on Joe Hockey”, reports @smh. He’d never just hand money to big business. smh.com.au/nsw/martin-pla…

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Thank you for your helpful suggestions. They were all incorrect, of course.

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This may seem a strange thing to say, but I have literally no idea where my pants are.

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Mon plan, draft: Deal with the fallout and loose ends from last night’s server migrations; Weekly Wrap (belated); @5at5daily; maybe sleep.

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Monday. Can you hear that creaking sound? Barely, perhaps, if at all. Either way, you will discover its dread meaning soon enough. Monday.

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