QPSmedia #NowPlaying QPS Pipes & Drums – Scotland The Brave. Forge#Tay4Hottest10000, our pipers gonna pipe, pipe, pipe..amp.twimg.com/v/4f4f750a-62a…Wn
meadea This is v funny Swedish children’s TV dancing genitals cartoon sparks parental outcry gu.com/p/44q8a
z3n_digital that is brilliant RT @mpwoodhead: Just seen this on Gumtree pic.twitter.com/xwK8aZe1oQ #auspol
MrJesseRoss - “Kokey”
- “Magic button”
- “Whizz the Wizard”
- THOSE EYES
that is one fucked up koala. pic.twitter.com/3rqGkzIJd4
@0x1C Well, the Prime Minister, I suspect.
@sylmobile This is a trick question, right?
@0x1C It’s the shorts, isn’t it.
zackwhittaker An investor in this security company asked me to write about it. I search for it, and find this. pic.twitter.com/j62Z1zCKne
The lesson in progress… pic.twitter.com/Sr0yTN4N0j
@thedippaeffect If you can’t play back lane cricket, well, that’s just un-Australian.
@Susan39307640 @ABCNews24 Hah! Thanks. But there’s lots of photos of me on the internets.
Cricket in the alley behind the ABC. pic.twitter.com/A0qaO2YrgO
@dobes Dammit I should have said that.
@joshgnosis @dobes @han_francisco It’s just SO hard to break out of those verbal tics.
I’m still quite feverish. I’m doubtless going to be as sweaty as Nixon on camera.
@joshgnosis I did that in an interview last month, was most embarrassed listening back.
Oh. I forgot to set up a thing to record this spot.
And here we are in the @LeBronJames green room, quaffing the free vodka* and lime*. instagram.com/p/x3LtN8CFqS/
The @triplej exhibition in the ABC foyer is… being hoisted. pic.twitter.com/FCMP7MItsZ
@garthk Some sort of renewable energy project?
There’s a very rowdy street cricket game happening in the alley behind the ABC.
@blahjedi Yep, this is the kind of thinking we need.
@expectproblems Look, I’m not fussy…
Corner of Hay and Thomas Streets, Haymarket. A selfie stick salesman has set up a stall. You know what to do.
Wow, you arsehats are more literary than I’d guessed.
Ambling towards Ultimo.
RT @glengyron: There was a BDS anti-Israel nutter saying it was obviously Mossad on the first day. [Oh. As you were, then.]
@therevmountain I stand corrected. I assume the Americans had to first figure out what “France” was.
So Charlie Hebdo Truthers have finally surfaced? What took you so long?
expectproblems This is amazing. RT @binnsy: No one is as cool as me. instagram.com/p/x3EsPexwRR/
mix112762 @JohnJohnsonson @stilgherrian and another pic.twitter.com/GXMXTqKXwP
jturner_ibrs @JohnJohnsonson @stilgherrian I think this is the infographic you’re looking for. They said it would never sink. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm…
Thank you, @SenatorLudlam, that’s the spirit. pic.twitter.com/MCA8l35hnM
@rycrozier Look I don’t see that numerical analyses are such an important issue in this day and age.
@mattdasilva It’s television. There’s nothing human about it.
JohnJohnsonson Helpful infographic on Tony Abbott’s Medicare policy: pic.twitter.com/5iFUw6PisN
Note to self: You have to be at the ABC in 75 minutes and be relatively sober.
Sneezing.
@darrenpauli Mate, I’m not the one with my forearm up Crusader Rabbit’s jolly pipes!
@darrenpauli What have I done now?
“Repetitive Medicare backdown strain sends Sussan Ley to the doctors”, writes @lenoretaylor theguardian.com/australia-news…
TheKouk “I’m going to poke you in the eye with a stick”
24 hours later
“I am NOT going to poke you in the eye with a stick”
Policy masterstroke!
LapTop006 #lca2015 Peter Gutmann’s latest book “Engineering Security” goes deeper into what he covered in his talk, PDF at:
cs.auckland.ac.nz/~pgut001/pubs/…
New hashtag: #rabbitfisting
@morebento @vanOnselenP Prezactly.
@morebento @vanOnselenP Hahaha like PMO would ever act unilaterally in a modern democracy.
Look, we all know Crusader Rabbit’s government is a sock puppet for various interests, but just how many have got their hands up there?
vanOnselenP Me: “what’s going on?” (re Medicare rebate). Liberal MP: “How would I know, I’m only a minister”. Adults in charge…
KJBar The Treasurer declared the #sydneysiege a “terrorist incident” for the purposes of the Terrorism Insurance Act.
“Undercover Agent Reveals How He Helped the FBI Trap Silk Road’s Ross Ulbricht”, reports @WIRED wired.com/2015/01/silk-r…
nuansean Ulbricht’s defense is kinda brilliant. “DPR is a super hacker so how could I be DPR if I got caught?”
@jeamland Wot?
It’s OK, @parisbcowan @alliecoyne, the future we’re preparing for doesn’t really involve computers.
alliecoyne . @parisbcowan has checked the Govt’s progress on several of its IT commitments, and it doesn’t look good itnews.com.au/News/399417,co…
msuiche .@motherboard is looking for a Hacking/Security reporter - workforcenow.adp.com/jobs/apply/pos…
So Medicare, eh?
@ACommsGuy Yeah it’s not that special, but it’s adequate
Seems adequate. instagram.com/p/x27hMPiFl_/
@semibogan @motherboard @msuiche Oh ta. I have no idea how the rules work for an Australian working in the US. I shall look further.
The mind boggles… instagram.com/p/x27EOZiFla/
Lunge. instagram.com/p/x26zlfiFlH/
@dobes This too.
@D_Keating Well, it’s the @australian that did the heavy lifting on that one.
Shaun.
Note to self: Tourette syndrome as a business model.
OH: “You’re becoming a greedy Sydney mum.”
Viss standby, I’m making a gif.
OH, 8yo child seeing Coca-Cola promo: “They’re just different coloured cans, it’s such a rip-off.”
Hmmm. I’m still feeling quite dreadful.
Mobile.
“Debunking extremism needs more than a lame website, it needs strategic, bold changes”, by @ASPI_org’s Anthony Bergin smh.com.au/comment/debunk…
willozap Nope nope nope nope RT @bernietb: Kia’s Wolverine Sorento. Nope. pic.twitter.com/5bF3p5hD0h
So shipyourenemiesglitter.com is getting coverage in @qz qz.com/326553/a-compa… Also read their FAQ.
ABSCensus Shake it off, Australia! The Census gives no insights into how many ‘Haters’ there are in Australia. #Tay4hottest100
marshontap I’m told this new @fiberguy study shows fibre #broadband users get more lurve and don’t mind kink. diffractionanalysis.com/2015/01/14/rep… #NBN #FTTP
I don’t think typography is your problem there, @0x1C.
Viss @myrcurial @hdmoore @10101_Brew @jaimefilson :D
/me ducks pic.twitter.com/vnXcN5UCRb
ASPI_ICPC 2015 will be a busy year for #internetgovernance! Get a run down with our #netgov timeline pic.twitter.com/kIQ7y2mwBS
The latest “Cyber Wrap” from @ASPI_ICPC is just full of cybers. aspistrategist.org.au/cyber-wrap-57/
securekomodo Idea: Let’s make “hacking” illegal!
Sir, it’s already illegal.
Idea 2: Let’s make “hacking” double illegal!
Sir, that’s brilliant!
jeamland OH from the Youth of Today, re: The B-52s: “it’s like dead kennedys, but worse”
RealNickHodge Spermcloud pic.twitter.com/tprB5ureCI
I can certainly confirm that it’s much windier since all those wind turbines were switched on. And all the dust!
“A Teenager’s View on Social Media, Written by an actual teen” medium.com/backchannel/a-… HT @chris23
willozap has anyone written a blog on how emoji are corporatising and corrupting the user generated culture of emoticons cause i’d like to avoid that
ldignan BlackBerry denies Samsung talks. zd.net/1CmzvWY via @ZDNet & @rachelking
@Greybeard3 @dobes Sure. I’m good between 1pm and 3pm today, or any time tomorrow.
joshgnosis Probably just a bid to get @Davidramli to buy a Galaxy S5.
joshgnosis Reports Samsung has made an offer to buy out BlackBerry. zdnet.com/article/blackb…
@ssharwood @rycrozier I think I may also mock that sort of cant mercilessly. Inside-the-bubble bullshit, it is.
Maybe the comet heralds the destruction of all the boomers.
vivstoitsis Comet Lovejoy imaged by Damian Peach. Currently magnitude 3.8 and visible to the naked eye. pic.twitter.com/xAgiOxhgWO
dobes When the boomers all get dementia, we can convince them they don’t own all the housing
@ssharwood They chose their path.
nicchristensen Caller on 2GB is urging the navy to “get off its arse” and use depth charges to scare the shark away from Newcastle beaches…
@ssharwood That’s all very depressing. I’ve kinda decided that this rear I will response to such press releases with “What does this mean?”
@ssharwood You seem to get far more silly press releases than I do. I’m not sure whether to be jealous or grateful.
H0XH4 Not a billboard from movie Blade Runner, but a photo of Beijing’s smog & one of the buildings with a video running. pic.twitter.com/NNb6OVO6WT
Note to news media, including @BreakfastNews: You don’t have to describe the world using the biased words of politicians pushing an angle.
Anyway, @BreakfastNews, how can Medicare be “out of control” when it’s controlled tightly by legislation and process? Did Law cease to work?
Medicare costs slightly LESS as a proportion of GDP than it did when introduced, but @BreakfastNews falls for the “out of control” meme.
KetanJ0 Ship Your Enemies Kale
“Australia tries to ban crypto research – by ACCIDENT”, write@R_Chirgwinitheregister.co.uk/2015/01/14/aus…Tr
tabletmag For our Haredi brothers and sisters: The Million Merkel March po.st/92wIVD h/t @ThatSoundsAce pic.twitter.com/gIer77JP7o
Anything labelled “next generation” is a sign that the marketing department doesn’t think ahead and consider what might come after that.
Of course, anything that says “Next Gen Firewall” should probably be laughed at to begin with.
Of course some @Fortinet social KPI will wriggle with delight about viral mentions, but will they measure how much we laugh AT you now?
What the actual fuck, @Fortinet? youtube.com/watch?v=FUyaIt… I think I might reference this video at every mention of your company from now on.
I still feel quite terrible, though possibly I won’t have quite as liquid a day today.
Thu plan, draft: Figure out what I’m writing for whom when; errands and haircut, Sydney CBD; @5at5daily, maybe; 1615 @ABCNews24; cry.
Thursday. It is a world of pain. You can do nothing about it. Thursday.