Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 27th, 2015

Sneezing. Going to bed.

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CasparBowden serious surveillance theorists begin their day with 2hrs 16m of Adam Curtis’ youtube.com/watch?v=74-fP3…

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jethrocarr IF YOU DON’T RUN YOUR OWN NATION, YOU’RE NOT FREE AS IN FREEDOM ENOUGH pic.twitter.com/yzSt7bR0ut

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jturner_ibrs@doctorow: What is exposed about you and your friends when you login with Facebook [2014] pic.twitter.com/5yihFGwRaU
Note WITH not TO

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jleyden Lizard Squad are to LulzSec as The Rutles were to The Beatles.

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The Disgruntled Ducks of New York, and other snow-related photos, via @qz qz.com/333906/333906/ pic.twitter.com/7031Y2f68j

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macleanbrendan you know what can be annoying? sounds, smells, people, animals, bananas, a hat, weird cups, words, colours, old people, young people, moons.

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Providing Crusader Rabbit with a media advisor is like giving elocution lessons to a walrus.

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drearyclocks Hear me out guys. What if… feminism caused the Facebook outage?

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@SydneyTom_ Well, you can always return to it. There’s a massive skills shortage that’s only going to get worse.

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@SydneyTom_ Most detailed data is held pretty closely, but Akamai does a fine State of the Internet each quarter, a summaries of big events.

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Sigh. And I was having such a lovely time ignoring everything.

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@SydneyTom_ Actually, I can say that I’d give more credence to data from Akamai on this one. Word is it was their infrastructure being hit.

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@SydneyTom_ I’d have to think to give a meaningful reply, and I honestly don’t care enough to think about.

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@will_ock I think it gets published on Friday, to be up for 1 February and associated advertising. But of course I know no details of that.

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@will_ock I’m already busy writing something else tomorrow, and I don’t expect to be reallocated. We’ll see.

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@SydneyTom_ Well it’s a legitimate visualisation of data from a company with telemetry. What it “means” requires analysis. Can’t be arsed.

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None of this is particularly funny.

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Perhaps things would be better if we actually did choose our Prime Ministers by how far they could shove their head up a pig.

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“The PM’s head is in some very strange place,” writes @michellegrattan theconversation.com/the-central-qu… So, like this? pic.twitter.com/GCzu3Biovf

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It has been raining continuously all day so far. I suspect it won’t let up until tonight.

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businessinsider New Yorkers are flocking to Craigslist to find ‘Blizzard Boyfriends’ and girlfriends read.bi/18jPiNd

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SquigglyRick GC mum sentenced to six months’ jail for spinning a stranger’s kid on a playground ride too fast. goldcoastbulletin.com.au/news/crime-cou…

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RT @purserj: @Drag0nista @bluntshovels we need to put young libs and socialist alliance in a small room [then fill it with molten lead]

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rupertmurdoch Po

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And that’s all been a perfect prelude to my 1130 AEDT interview about identity verification technologies. Deep breath.

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RT @jeamland: @chrisjrn @stilgherrian And of course brings to mind this: youtube.com/watch?v=-XNFok… [Yes. Yes it does.]

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RT @chrisjrn: That series title is terrifying in so many ways [What? “Presidential Fuck Machine Book 3”? Terrifying? Nah. GLORIOUS.]

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I’m still thinking about this. “Fuck Lord of the Moon” is a title we can all aspire to. pic.twitter.com/lmabxT73d0 HT @sarahchurchwell

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RT @dobes: Here comes PM Warren Truss! [Yay! Finally, a PM we can truss!]

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@rycrozier I feel like I’ve just lost a year off my life and become susceptible to both cancer and alien invasion.

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Wow. Microsoft has seriously fucked up Skype’s workflow for renewing a SkypeIn number. Utterly confusing.

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Miktar Chuck Tingle is my favorite author: amazon.com/Chuck-Tingle/e… pic.twitter.com/SlbbF1TTdA

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sarahchurchwell I was looking for text of an Abraham Lincoln speech and the gods of Google gave me this. Who says literature is dead? pic.twitter.com/q3xyp7CYwl

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Maybe they just want to cuddle the Rabbit.

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It’s Rabbit-Shafting Season.

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chris23 Noreasters, hoard water, spam and bacon pic.twitter.com/wHWOqEW1Wp

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chrisbrownie So about 6 months or so ago I nicked someone’s code and made this… on.chrisbrownie.com/tone/ WHY IS IT STILL GETTING HITS?

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Thank you, @JohnBirmingham @twoglasstaste @WarWraith @StanDevia, you are all very helpful and will doubtless end up in Heaven.

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@expectproblems So what sort of things have you listed to do with your huge arse, exactly?

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@PacketNetworks Alien technology. Can’t talk now. They know.

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As soon as someone describes their ideas in terms of it being a “movement”, my wanker detector starts screeching.

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JohnBirmingham Foreign Minister @JulieBishopMP arrives at a presser to explain Prince Phillip’s knighthood. pic.twitter.com/eaqncNmzPd

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DeptDefence The first @Aus_AirForce has commenced F-35A Lightning II Training at Eglin Air Force Base, bit.ly/1y0lXNQ

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Tue plan: A little re-scheduling (done); writing, for @zdnetaustralia feature due Wed; plod through cloudy, showery 14C day; @5at5daily.

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AntDeRosa Here’s the email Louis CK sent announcing his MSG show tomorrow is cancelled pic.twitter.com/drnPKgJFHI

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TheOnion TIP: Be one of those fucking people who clears out the whole shelf of bottled water onion.com/1JvDkxl pic.twitter.com/JjMp67HFY8

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“Australia launches cyber-weapons in global counter-terrorist operations”, writes @cjoye afr.com/p/technology/a…

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simoncrerar Delighted to announce that @alex_c_lee is joining our expanding News team in Sydney as Politics Reporter. pic.twitter.com/zGqwPAVnGA

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OmniReboot Watch the 1936 film Things to Come, devised by H.G. Wells as a vision of one possible future. omnireboot.com/video/things-c… pic.twitter.com/SmHoScu5Ns

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@0x1C @semibogan “Chinese threat actors”? Look, there could be whole opera troupe up… wait, where am I going with this?

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@0x1C @semibogan I don’t understand why, with this attitude, corporations don’t demand a cavity search every time you enter the building.

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“Mass surveillance is fundamental threat to human rights, says European report”, writes @lukeharding1968 theguardian.com/world/2015/jan…

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Popehat Fighting breaks out over lines for bread, milk, and kale at New York City Whole Foods. pic.twitter.com/ZdG0G9gtyZ

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@HarrisonPolites My pleasure. It’s not just snark, though. If you can do anything to break the PR industry out of its daft jargon… bliss.

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@_miw @semibogan Ah, cryptofairies! What can’t they do?

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RT @jeamland: @stilgherrian Antonov An225 being loaded with tanks: pic.twitter.com/8Z1OyDIAT5 [Added to wish list, thank you.]

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@HarrisonPolites I think your first new-job resolution should be to ban the words “reach out” from your vocabulary. Also, good fortune!

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TheOnion Family Lets Cars Come Inside House During Snowstorm onion.com/1CJ167i pic.twitter.com/mX36yURyee

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mbywater Best weather infographic ever, from US National Weather Service. pic.twitter.com/TLZcHIkZsS

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100,000 pages of declassified UFO investigations from USAF Project Blue Book now online. bbc.com/news/magazine-… theblackvault.com

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RT @semibogan: Hey ma! Someone done fucked up the internet tubes!! pic.twitter.com/bMpkgzUvCp [Nah, it’s always been fucked up.]

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umairh No one will ever have sex with these people “@jeffbercovici: The League, a dating app for… inc.com/jeff-bercovici… pic.twitter.com/KVeWL3DBKM

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Cirrus SR-22 light aircraft runs out of fuel over Pacific, deploys airframe parachute, rescued by cruise ship. Video. theatlantic.com/national/archi…

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Updated blog post: “Weekly Wrap 242: Insomnia revelations, and more” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/24… pic.twitter.com/ZbdjoXk6ZK

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“Fox radio host: Jesus would thank ‘American sniper’ for sending ‘godless’ Muslims to ‘the lake of fire’” rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/fox…

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“Australia’s Privacy Commissioner Tim Pilgrim fears telco metadata breaches”, writes @bengrubb smh.com.au/digital-life/c…

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Tue plan, draft: A little re-scheduling; a lot of writing, for a @zdnetaustralia feature due Wed; plod through a cloudy, showery 14C day.

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It would seen that Ms Cunk @missdianemorgan has explained television. pic.twitter.com/7PBQghTaGh

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Tuesday. If you were expecting sympathy, you’re mistaken. Tuesday.

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