Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 28th, 2015

I’ll have to try resting now, and then hope I’ll be OK for an ultra-early start tomorrow. Sigh.

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Ah here we go again. The shivering earlier is followed by the full-scale Bristol Seven experience. No, that’s not a band.

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alexeckermann .@Telstra “Customer Detractor”? I thought we were cool. But apparently you think differently of me..pic.twitter.com/K93VHHSIMKMK

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@NewtonMark @leopinion It’s a demarcation thing. They’re “mystified” because only the police are allowed to be “baffled”.

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@NewtonMark @leopinion I ended up having to put an instruction in the fourth or fifth par of the advert telling them to include a keyword.

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@NewtonMark @leopinion Even 7 or 8 years ago, I advertised for a network support person, 100+ applicants, vast majority totally irrelevant.

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@leopinion How delightfully poetic. Maybe I should used that quote when linking to your piece. I try to link to recent related news.

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@leopinion I am amused, because I am filing a piece in the morning which talks about skills shortages in infosec, amongst other things.

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“Australian IT sector sees skills glut”, writes @leopinion zdnet.com/article/no-ski… [Though averages can hide key niche problems.]

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fanfiction_txt i hate you i’m ten you ruined my childhood bitch fuck yourself go to hell

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@jon_lawrence I think I’m busy that night, stabbing rusty forks into my eyes.

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MarkDiStef It’s on

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What if Hitler were made of cheese?

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Are you a horse? ARE YOU A HORSE?

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If only Greece had converted to Bitcoin.

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firstdogonmoon I will now explain why knighting Prince Philip was a good idea! RT @GIFs: ministryofgifs.org/post/109343489…
i.imgur.com/Im3j4ys.gif

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jrojourno 3 days counting, Rebel’s bikie Angelo’s donations still good with the LNP pic.twitter.com/iX2qJWgViw

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@SnarkyPlatypus I am waiting for backups and a software upgrade to finish, so I am amusing myself during this break.

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BrigadierSlog Street cricket, Australia Day. Cops turn up, guess what happens next? . How good are our Police forces!!! pic.twitter.com/05actftJnF

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TheNTNews 4. @jrhennessy

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TheNTNews OUR SHIT LIST:
1. @GuardianAus
2. @triplej
3. @canberratimes

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SwiftOnSecurity lol I bet the people who say Linux is free think the moon just pays for itself.

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SnarkyPlatypus 😮😆😆😒😮😊😒😮😯mMcNicholash @adambrereton kutuk il😒😊😥😒

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SnarkyPlatypus Lo pojok il ll Lop lap kiqyjlpiqquiuqyqyhjhjglhhlp

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“QWERTY keylogger linked to Regin malware”, writes @juhasaarinen itnews.com.au/News/399744,qw…

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“Turnbull ticks Telstra-NBN HFC migration plan”, writes @joshgnosis zdnet.com/article/turnbu…

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Oh that’s right. NSW election on 28 March. So on 30 March, ICAC will have a whole new batch of names to add to their list.

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thewetmale Australian political watchers have become “It’s on” sluts and it’s so fucking good.

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therevmountain @sophbenj tongues all the way down

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sophbenj Ewwwwww. Also the tongue has a ball-gag… does that mean the tongue has a tongue? (via @therevmountain) pic.twitter.com/APAUG5xa3z

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“The Dutch Artist Who Turned His Dead Cat Into A Drone Is Keeping A Badger In His Freezer To Build A Submarine” businessinsider.com.au/badger-submari…

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fieldproducer I think that is possibly the simplest wind-up ever, never fails.

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fieldproducer Thanks to an iPhone email signature change I’ve had an Apple Watch for months, also had rapid email response times. pic.twitter.com/p9V8RFomhQ

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Apple Watch. April. Confirmed. Now off you go and squeal with delight, you pathetic muppets. zdnet.com/article/apple-…

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@checkpointanz Thank. Me too. But deadlines are deadlines, and I have one today. Do try to have fun without me.

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Doesn’t Malcolm have dogs?

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Maybe this 1000 AEDT presser is about dogs. Who can say?

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I’m not sure how Abbott fucking a dog is going to help.

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So ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com was a bullshit stunt, and most news stories swallowed it whole. observer.com/2015/01/exclus… Yay, journalism.

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@jeamland Yes, she does. Miranda reckons many things.

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God I feel terrible. I wonder what will make be feel less terrible.

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I think I want some of the drugs Miranda is on. Unpredictably weird, of course, but oh so powerful.

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Wed plan, draft: Writing. Just writing as determinedly as I can, and hope that it’s sufficient. This dreary grey day won’t help.

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Wednesday. Everything is privet, dancing naked in your shoes. Wednesday.

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