I’ll have to try resting now, and then hope I’ll be OK for an ultra-early start tomorrow. Sigh.
Ah here we go again. The shivering earlier is followed by the full-scale Bristol Seven experience. No, that’s not a band.
alexeckermann .@Telstra “Customer Detractor”? I thought we were cool. But apparently you think differently of me..pic.twitter.com/K93VHHSIMKMK
@NewtonMark @leopinion It’s a demarcation thing. They’re “mystified” because only the police are allowed to be “baffled”.
@NewtonMark @leopinion I ended up having to put an instruction in the fourth or fifth par of the advert telling them to include a keyword.
@NewtonMark @leopinion Even 7 or 8 years ago, I advertised for a network support person, 100+ applicants, vast majority totally irrelevant.
@leopinion How delightfully poetic. Maybe I should used that quote when linking to your piece. I try to link to recent related news.
@leopinion I am amused, because I am filing a piece in the morning which talks about skills shortages in infosec, amongst other things.
“Australian IT sector sees skills glut”, writes @leopinion zdnet.com/article/no-ski… [Though averages can hide key niche problems.]
fanfiction_txt i hate you i’m ten you ruined my childhood bitch fuck yourself go to hell
@jon_lawrence I think I’m busy that night, stabbing rusty forks into my eyes.
MarkDiStef It’s on #Tay4CoS
What if Hitler were made of cheese?
Are you a horse? ARE YOU A HORSE?
If only Greece had converted to Bitcoin.
firstdogonmoon I will now explain why knighting Prince Philip was a good idea! RT @GIFs: ministryofgifs.org/post/109343489…
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jrojourno 3 days counting, Rebel’s bikie Angelo’s donations still good with the LNP #qldvotes pic.twitter.com/iX2qJWgViw
@SnarkyPlatypus I am waiting for backups and a software upgrade to finish, so I am amusing myself during this break.
BrigadierSlog Street cricket, Australia Day. Cops turn up, guess what happens next? #Straya. How good are our Police forces!!! pic.twitter.com/05actftJnF
TheNTNews 4. @jrhennessy
TheNTNews OUR SHIT LIST:
1. @GuardianAus
2. @triplej
3. @canberratimes
SwiftOnSecurity lol I bet the people who say Linux is free think the moon just pays for itself.
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“QWERTY keylogger linked to Regin malware”, writes @juhasaarinen itnews.com.au/News/399744,qw…
“Turnbull ticks Telstra-NBN HFC migration plan”, writes @joshgnosis zdnet.com/article/turnbu…
Oh that’s right. NSW election on 28 March. So on 30 March, ICAC will have a whole new batch of names to add to their list.
thewetmale Australian political watchers have become “It’s on” sluts and it’s so fucking good.
therevmountain @sophbenj tongues all the way down
sophbenj Ewwwwww. Also the tongue has a ball-gag… does that mean the tongue has a tongue? (via @therevmountain) pic.twitter.com/APAUG5xa3z
@myrcurial I approve.
For those of you unfamiliar with the cat drone..businessinsider.com.au/badger-submari…2pic.twitter.com/kUTgYlS9zVzV
“The Dutch Artist Who Turned His Dead Cat Into A Drone Is Keeping A Badger In His Freezer To Build A Submarine” businessinsider.com.au/badger-submari…
fieldproducer I think that is possibly the simplest wind-up ever, never fails.
fieldproducer Thanks to an iPhone email signature change I’ve had an Apple Watch for months, also had rapid email response times. pic.twitter.com/p9V8RFomhQ
Apple Watch. April. Confirmed. Now off you go and squeal with delight, you pathetic muppets. zdnet.com/article/apple-…
@checkpointanz Thank. Me too. But deadlines are deadlines, and I have one today. Do try to have fun without me.
@joshgnosis Smirks.
Doesn’t Malcolm have dogs?
Maybe this 1000 AEDT presser is about dogs. Who can say?
@RealNickHodge Not that different. en.wiktionary.org/wiki/screw_the…
I’m not sure how Abbott fucking a dog is going to help.
@SnarkyPlatypus @jeamland Hence my comment about drugs.
So ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com was a bullshit stunt, and most news stories swallowed it whole. observer.com/2015/01/exclus… Yay, journalism.
@jeamland Yes, she does. Miranda reckons many things.
God I feel terrible. I wonder what will make be feel less terrible.
I think I want some of the drugs Miranda is on. Unpredictably weird, of course, but oh so powerful.
Wed plan, draft: Writing. Just writing as determinedly as I can, and hope that it’s sufficient. This dreary grey day won’t help.
Wednesday. Everything is privet, dancing naked in your shoes. Wednesday.