Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 4th, 2015

Penetrating the maelstrom in search of food instagram.com/p/1CXo3SiFv5/

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@Christydunks @SnarkyPlatypus It is indeed all of those things. And also annoying.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well, yes, that did end up being a leech.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah, eventually cabin fever will drive me out into the rain.

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@SnarkyPlatypus No, though I could perhaps make it through until tomorrow. But hunger will eventually force me to get a taxi to the pub.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’ve been eating the remaining fruit and vegetables in the fridge. At a pinch I could fry noodles with onions and chilli.

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Trying to raise the enthusiasm needed to head out into the rain to get food and do the shopping. So far I have been unsuccessful.

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@jplonie Why do you imagine you have a choice?

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@jplonie But I don’t have that many fingers and toes.

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I daresay, though, that unspeakable sexual acts take place in the back aisles of some Blue Mountains stores. Stands to reason.

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@SnarkyPlatypus So yeah, you’re pretty much not helping anyone at this point.

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@cheshireb @SnarkyPlatypus @DoyleMurphy I think the special clothing modifications for in-store masturbation were particularly inventive.

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Noting that “Florida”, “Walmart”, and “masturbation” seems to be an emerging news genre.

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Maybe I could hibernate until it stops raining.

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Also, it’s cold.

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@Cyber_Shed If only it were merely drizzle here. It’s been steady solid rain since some time in the middle of the night.

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@garthk Sadly I have to head out into that, because I’ve run out of food in the house. I am trying to convince myself to skip lunch.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I used to do quite a lot of canoeing in my teens. Perhaps I should take it up again.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’m already having to skirt a VAST INLAND OCEAN to get to the generator shed. We are burning many dinosaurs today.

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Well this all looks very* inviting. I really do* want to go to Katoomba. pic.twitter.com/bJevFsWpnR

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Sat plan: Ponder certain facts as endless rain falls; lunch & shopping, Katoomba; plan next week; @5at5daily; quiet evening, warm and dry.

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jrhennessy absolutely yes pic.twitter.com/5hfxHphrdd

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“Porn-addicted Disney employee masturbated in Florida Walmart, flicked semen on shopper: charges” writes @DoyleMurphy nydailynews.com/news/national/…

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“Why I Wake Up at 4:22 AM”, writes @micflash alleywatch.com/2015/04/why-i-…

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Building an Ark.

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Katoomba’s weather forecast for today is “Rain. 12C.” Indeed, I suspect it’s been raining continuously right through the night.

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Sat plan, draft: Digest facts encountered in the last 48 hours; lunch and shopping, Katoomba; plan next week; @5at5daily; quiet evening.

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_FloridaMan Florida Man Flicks Semen at Walmart Shopper While on Break From Job at Disney World nydailynews.com/news/national/…

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Saturday. All the planets are aligned against you. Well, the Moon is, primarily. But yes, all of the planets are to some degree. Saturday.

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@jeamland Zero is always true. It’s the nihilistic assumption that underlies all computation.

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@jonoabroad @jeamland That doesn’t make a whole lot of sense to me.

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@jeamland One day there will be computers sophisticated enough to grok the full wisdom of Perl.

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Being described as “dangerous”.

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@jeamland I don’t think you understand computers properly.

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Llamas are just a kind of failed camel, @jeamland.

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