Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 5th, 2015

Having evil thoughts.

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Farting like a geriatric cow. Again.

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Twitter is complicated.

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@maelorin I did. I did ask the internet. And that was not my only mistake.

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@Mistressnancy @semibogan “Frighten”? Yeah, I guess they’re kinda pod people.

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@oberonsghost That’s fairly bad, but I’ll allow it because you’re crook.

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You people are just sick.

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So what sort of porn does the Attorney-General prefer anyway?

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RT @nigel_castle: They’re a bit like Vivaldi concerti, then? [Pretty much, yeah.]

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@helenperris Yeah, I get how that works. But a particular gesture with eyes, mouth etc. Hmmm. I don’t know that it’s the same.

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@darkhorse166 I suspect that’s “Band X was successful and looked like this, therefore we should look like this.” Not uniquely Korean.]

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RT @sylmobile: There’s also the, just from this angle and posture, I don’t look fat, thing. [No, I mean face expression. @SnarkyPlatypus]

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I can see that a few of you are similarly mystified by this phenomenon. I mean, once one photo is taken, next time try a different one?

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RT @darkhorse166: take pity on them, maybe that facial expression’s stuck [True. But they can’t all be botox jobs.]

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Lazy. [Is it that? Or some programmed “this is what I need to look like in photos” mindset?]

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I’m not sure I’m even criticising them for it yet. I’d have to understand it first. And it baffles me.

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It’s not that I mind people posting lots of selfies. Go for it. But this is kinda the same selfie over and over again.

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Those people who post a dozen selfies every day, and every single one of them has the same facial expression. Them. What ever are they?

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GordyPls If they do like that yeah RT @SBSNews: Should women be allowed to take paid ‘menstrual leave’? bit.ly/1NRPqTB pic.twitter.com/HXXmS3dOV5

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@R_Chirgwin @misskylie77 I’m sure that @BUSINESSricardo has his own unique news presentation style.

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RT @BXGD: There are easier ways to raise funds than kidnapping. [But none with such a luscious sense of evil.]

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SHOVE THEM ALL INTO THE CANAL.

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SwiftOnSecurity Oh my god pic.twitter.com/8xP0xwPjHa

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This little tune is related to something I’m doing in the next few days. youtube.com/watch?v=TNxBOm…

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RT @Gwyntaglaw: @stilgherrian @kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus It’s simple semiotics. You can’t argue with science. [Exactly.]

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@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers I don’t know why you have doubts. My advice has consistently served you well.

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@Andrew_Zammit That does look interesting, yes, thank you. I’ll check it out in more detail later.

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@jturner_ibrs Well this is my understanding, yes. I probably should watch movies occasionally.

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@jturner_ibrs I’m guessing this would be an even more apt image if I’d seen the film?

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Bullshit, @kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus, a ukulele is just a non-verbal sign indicating that the person wants to be punched in the face.

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RT @kcarruthers: @SnarkyPlatypus you can learn to sleep. It’s a skill as much as a talent [YOU COULD LEARN TO PLAY THE HARMONICA.]

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If @jturner_ibrs hasn’t killed that guy by sunset there’ll be hell to pay.

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RT @GuardianAus: Overseas nannies won’t solve Australia’s childcare problems, says Bill Shorten trib.al/3K1rk3C [Good work, Bulb.]

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5at5 number 168: Early starts, a Chinese leader, German prostitutes, iconic images, and a galactic journey. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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@jturner_ibrs Science is remarkably useful. So is he dead yet?

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 252: Rain, debates, squid and thinking” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/25… pic.twitter.com/mgIW2Mde0F

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@simebo I have much in common with Australia’s current federal government.

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PhillipAdams_1 Seriously - got an email blaming Christ’s crucifixion on the Muslims

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Wu_Tang_Finance Bluntosaurus pic.twitter.com/CPDVLIVH3r

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thefemaleboook Panorama taken while rolling down a hill 😍 pic.twitter.com/4lnq9FXhGJ

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Anyone who uses the phrase “and my taxes pay for it” saves much time and effort on getting an “ignorant selfish cunt” sign.

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I’m a big fan of trial by ordeal.

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RT @jturner_ibrs: Easter Sunday and I’ve actually met a guy called Jesus! [Test if he’s real. Kill him. See if he comes back on Tuesday.]

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RT @StanDevia: @stilgherrian pic.twitter.com/e1Lq9bcMUM [Yes, this is indeed a kind of “outdoor sex box”.]

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@lukebunyip Not Patreon, no. I take subscriptions directly. I’m trying to limit the number of systems I need to deal with.

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Today’s reading is from the Gospel of Saint Andrew the Martyr. pic.twitter.com/eqmCfSOPQ4 [Photo credit REDACTED. You know who you are.]

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@jdub You are misinformed, however, about anchovies. Heathen.

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@jdub Thanks. Mostly good currently. But yes, cross-correlating health to revenue and other tracked stuff is… fascinating.

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New blog post: “It’s time to turn around the Revenue Ship, and fast”, a personal reflection. stilgherrian.com/personal/busin… pic.twitter.com/bR0DM7yiRi

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steppennwolf if u do the jerk-off motion wearing the apple watch, it triggers a timelapse video of steve jobs circling his nipples over bono’s dead body

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“The American West Dries Up”, being 21 photos via @in_focus theatlantic.com/photo/2015/04/…

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s sort of a drive-thru brothel on an industrial back street, as far as I can figure it out.

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@oberonsghost No, they’re purpose-built. There’s a set of them in a kinda drive-through red light alley. Video in the article.

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RT @NewtonMark: @stilgherrian Would you technically be outdoors if you were in a box? [I am naked under my clothes.]

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@NewtonMark I have been pondering that for some time now.

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Outdoor sex boxes.

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“Welcome to Paradise: inside the [German] world of legalised prostitution” s.telegraph.co.uk/graphics/proje… Paradise includes “outdoor sex boxes”.

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RT @thegrugq Thai music in the 70s was way better than the current shit. youtu.be/kWoQ3rYnZy4 [Some good did come out of the Vietnam War.]

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Added to the list “Things That the Goddam Antechinus will Eat”: muffins.

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@simongarlick @TheEconomist Please shuffle your feet more innocently. Whistling tunelessly often also helps. It was broken when I got here.

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@simongarlick @TheEconomist Yeah, that’s what often happens with “quick glance at graph” rather than “read goddam article”.

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@simongarlick @TheEconomist How would that help make the point being made?

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Up, and to the right. Always, up and to the right.

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RT @TheEconomist: This is what disruption looks like econ.st/1OYXSBW pic.twitter.com/dPTkb4VcTY [So, like a guessed future. Got it.]

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Sun plan, draft: Clean up that mess right there, son; certain ponderings, continued; blog posts x 2; @5at5daily, maybe; evening TBA.

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Wondering whether I can be bothered working up some sort of laboured, wry joke involving Lee Kuan Yew and Jesus.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes. It’s rather different from yesterday’s continual downpour. Katoomba say many bedraggled, and disappointed Koreans.

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@NicholasFryer So you have. Thank you. I shall listen a little later today.

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Near @bunjaree at Wentworth Falls, being not a bad day for it. pic.twitter.com/WSJlC1OMsz

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Sunday. I thought I told you to shut that damn cave door. Sunday.

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