Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 13th, 2015

youngvulgarian Reminder that this is and forever will be the best picture of post-speech Miliband: pic.twitter.com/5UIIju6pWM

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@_midofo_ I used the word “operational” quite deliberately… in the military sense. Only prototypes of ASDIC by 1918.

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Imagine trying to explain James Reyne.

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CliveFPalmer Crocodile has been removed from all menus at Palmer properties following today’s incident with a member of our Port Douglas Golf Course

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Why isn’t Pseudo Echo playing? Oh, hang on, sonar wasn’t operational in WWI.

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@gnoll110 BUT I WAS LISTING THE MUSICIANS PLAYING IN EACH CITY.

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RT @frankscan65: In Perth it’s at a Racecourse. [Adelaide also. For the Simpson’s donkey re-enactments.]

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People have got that Camp Gallipoli isn’t at Gallipoli, right? It’s a six parks around Australia, with food stalls, bar, and mobile dunnies.

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RT @NewtonMark: Fucking hell, Reddit has gamified staring at a number. arseh.at/j8xe [Clever work, really.]

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@_midofo_ Maybe they all should have been served ration packs.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: They couldn’t get the Veronicas for Camp Gallipoli. For shame! [This IS a disappointment, yes.]

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There’s much more about Camp Gallipoli at the website. campgallipoli.com.au

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@MikeCarlton01 The more I look at it, the more I’m… transfixed by the sheer glory of it all!

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Hobart just just Damien Leith, plus the Sing Australia Choir, and no meals. Kinda getting closer to the original concept here.

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Perth gets “headliners The Black Sorrows and Dami Im” [lulwut] plus The Broken Pokers, WA Police Pipe Band, Sing Australia Choir.

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I am starting to have my doubts about the integrity of this “Sing Australia Choir”.

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Adelaide gets “headliners You am I and Emily Williams” plus The City of Adelaide Pipe Band, Kilkenny, and the Sing Australia Choir.

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Brisbane “headlining artists James Reyne and Christine Anu” plus Celtic Fusion, St Andrews Pipe Band and the Sing Australia Choir.

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Melbourne gets “headliners Shannon Noll and Clare Bowditch” plus Clandestiny, City of Melbourne Highland Pipe Band, Sing Australia Choir.

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“Headliners Mahalia Barnes and Jon Stevens.” Now THERE’S a sentence!

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Well this certainly looks like authentic WWI rations. pic.twitter.com/z70RNKwkrI

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Wait. “Russell Crowe’s ‘The Water Diviner’ will be screened at Camp Gallipoli Sydney.’ So they WILL suffer after all.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I think I may have to bring forward my planned commentary on Anzac Day. My thoughts are already quite advanced.

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They should’ve gotten me to organise Camp Gallipoli.

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@NewtonMark Yeah, I think I have plans along those lines this year. There’s some people to be remembered.

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Unless every single one of those kiddies spends the night crying in sleepless terror, Camp Gallipoli will have failed.

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Maybe Chris Lilley could Turk it up, @MikeCarlton01 @glengyron

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“Eating great tucker, watching historic footage on huge screens, seeing iconic entertainers live on stage,” as in wars everywhere.

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@MikeCarlton01 I’m sure they could send a van to Auburn and round up a few. There’s legislation for that sort of thing.

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“The ‘spirit of Anzac’ is in the DNA of every Aussie and Kiwi”, @glengyron campgallipoli.com.au

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@MikeCarlton01 The Camp Gallipoli thing is part of the official celebrations. Actual events. Read, weep, etc. campgallipoli.com.au

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@Wyld @1057darwin No, no, actual cows. @VickiKerrigan will have to explain. But, you know. Cows.

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Oh. I shan’t be talking on ABC @1057darwin today after all. Because of some cattle. Long story. Moo.

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@VickiKerrigan We have broken the planet. Might as well open a beer now.

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I’m impressed with the gloriously relaxed attitude to the weather forecast I’m hearing on @1057darwin right now.

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@irldexter @candeira Oh dear God, that’ll take even longer. I hate to think.

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@johnb78 I know not of this thing. Added to the list for later in the week. Thanks.

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@alex_c_lee Wait. Ducks would make it 12 reasons. How do ducks even make a difference?

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“11 Excellent Reasons Why Western Australia Should Become Its Own Country”, lists @alex_c_lee buzzfeed.com/alexlee/big-st…

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@MsLods @will_ock @joshgnosis “Lies, damn lies, and illicit download statistics.”

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@MsLods @will_ock @joshgnosis I love “Although there are no per-capita figures in the report”, as if dividing numbers is beyond them.

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@MsLods @will_ock @joshgnosis I want to say “per capita” in there somewhere…

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5at5 number 172: Dead astronauts, Italian Spiderman, free Uber, 1890s Japan, and the problem of setting the problem. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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I gave in. I’m talking dodgy downloads and a certain TV show on ABC @1057darwin at 1730 ACST / 1800 AEST. Listenify abc.net.au/darwin/

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firstdogonmoon Today’s First Dog on the Moon cartoon mentions GAME OF THRONES in order to get traffic. Also the Treasurer’s buttocks theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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“Adelaide… it’s got that feeling”, South Australian Film Corporation, 1982 (8 mins) youtube.com/watch?v=MZeMHo…

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@expectproblems Oh indeed. The stalker taxi driver is gold.

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@expectproblems I can ID virtually all the locations in that film. And tell you stories.

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@expectproblems As far as I can make out, it’s more or less the same as the director’s cut of “Blade Runner”.

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@expectproblems This film is crying out for a re-edit and a new voiceover.

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Dear @deptofaustralia, I would like to learn why there are spikes of shit.

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deptofaustralia Is there more or less shit on Twitter right now? Find out. shit.social pic.twitter.com/WtZRBRKQDz

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“Life In Australia: Adelaide”, The Commonwealth Film Unit, 1966 (20 mins) youtube.com/watch?v=RkNeNF…

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becadroit Yes. “@OreoSpeedwagon_: If you haven’t reached optimum levels of stress and self-loathing, I recommend writing. pic.twitter.com/qsr7my2UsN

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RT @GuardianAus: World Bank warns of hit to Australia as Chinese growth falters trib.al/92OfGSP [Worry not, Joe’s got it sorted.]

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@ericscheid It’s a stunning bit of filmmaking, all in all. Just very unusual for a tourism promotion. I think I like it. A lot.

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SwiftOnSecurity I ball so hard the government wants to regulate spherical objects.

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Rabbit news. Drug forums. It’s all the same after a while.

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“Tony Abbott shuts Malcolm Turnbull out of TV network meetings” theaustralian.com.au/business/media…

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I’ve got time to kill while waiting for backups to run. Must. Not. Go. Down. That. Twitter. Account. Rabbit. Hole.

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DrugForumsBest Ever since I got on the dark nets I started masturbating excessively. I’m going to stop jerking for a month and try some more drugs.

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DrugForumsBest do you think my order from 8 months ago will still arrive

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DrugForumsBest I could use some Beats headphones and some fleshlights.

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DrugForumsBest I open the bag and there is a flaky powder in the bag when I tasted it numbed my tounge a little bit anybody might know what this might be?

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Waiting. Waiting for a great many things.

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RT @jturner_ibrs: My local vet has this poster up :-) pic.twitter.com/nGR2CveQbQ [Excellent work.]

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“China to create ‘blacklist’ of its unruly tourists”, reports @abcnews abc.net.au/news/6387178

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dr_nic Like Uber, but when you yell “taxi” after someone breaks a glass you getting shoved in the boot of a car and driven away from the pub.

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@rashasman It’s all part of the service.

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Wow. Whatever you do, don’t let Tony go to Florida. flickr.com/photos/florida… pic.twitter.com/F3gtGXYmz2

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Also, that’s the landscape of big chunks of my childhood, so I found the whole thing really quite confusing.

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I saw this TVC for the Barossa Valley for the first time yesterday. Ah, yeah, OK. youtube.com/watch?v=MoMp-V…

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openculture Discover the Life & Work of Stanley Kubrick in a Sweeping Three-Hour Video Essay goo.gl/r5iRNb pic.twitter.com/3pw3TbwKRr

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RT @ozjimbob: via IRC - some excellent civil engineering from Thailand here youtube.com/watch?v=KDgP8c… [Yep, excellent work, this.]

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Last night I watched “Italian Spiderman”, more or less by @danger5tv creators. I’ll never be the same again. youtube.com/watch?v=RDB0Hc…

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 253: Easter and too many things” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/25… pic.twitter.com/OwBsQ5LioG

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@skwashd @andrewchen Yes, that certainly looks like it to me. Thanks for the reference.

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adambrereton all aboard the peppa pig sex train theguardian.com/culture/2015/a…

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JustKameron_ WHOEVER PUT MY NUMBER ON THE CRAIGSLIST AD FOR A BABY SLOTH I’M GOING TO KILL YOU pic.twitter.com/Cb6zxSgz16

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“Free, ad-supported Uber rides are inevitable,” alleges @andrewchen andrewchen.co/this-is-what-f… Unless, you know, you don’t earn enough.

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So when an astronaut dies in space, what should we do with the bodies? slate.com/articles/techn…

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Start-Up New York, a “game-changing” initiative, created…wait for it… 76 jobs, report@vergegtheverge.com/2015/4/10/8384…EM

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@GabLLB If your questions is “Is that a real advert?”, then yes. If your question is something else, you’ll have to re-word it.

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“US Air Force Fires General Who Threatened Airmen With ‘Treason’” for speaking about A-10. medium.com/war-is-boring/…

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Before I make another episode of “The 9pm Edict”, you really ought to listen to the last one. stilgherrian.com/edict/00039/ pic.twitter.com/SahgfvXdR8

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Mon plan, draft: Planning and administrivia; clear various loose ends; pre-production for “The 9pm Edict”; @5at5daily; evening TBA.

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Monday. Do not concern yourself with the details. In any event, they are all to your disadvantage. Monday.

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