Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 2nd, 2015

@decryption Its detected previously-unkown network(s) and is asking you whether you want to try to connect.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @umairh Great. Nazis with bad teeth and no dress sense. The worst of everything all at once.

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marcuskelson White Australian people dancing at a wedding reception - just in case you were interested it hasn’t changed since the 1970s

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@SnarkyPlatypus @umairh Um, second-largest economy is US now, isn’t it? Didn’t China take the lead in 2014?

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No, @SnarkyPlatypus, the new princess should be called “Buttercup”.

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NadeemfParacha “BBC reporter claims Royalbaby will cheer everyone up after Nepal earthquake.”

Yes, this is exactly what the Nepalese were waiting for.

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@BXGD So, it’s like how Muslims respect Jesus as a proto-Mohammed. Gotcha. Ayn Rand is Muslim-Libertarian Jesus.

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@ClintonDucas Dunno. Memory loss. Care factor. Re-bleating platitudes for success. Buy my ebook. Let’s all go to Bali!

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I assume the hashtag is for use by people so utterly stupid that they don’t know what quote marks are.

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SavedYouAClick Charlotte. RT @VanityFair: Find out what has overtaken Alice as the new royal baby name front-runner

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figgled The royal placenta is then dispersed among the needy villagers, although a female after-birth is less popular among traditionalists

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@BXGD But that’s the point, isn’t it? Libertarians worship Rand, and yet she hated it because they misunderstood her? (Simplified.)

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An award for services to the concept of not providing services to anyone but yourself. It’s a thing.

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ataraxite At least we know have a physical object to point to when libertarians wonder why nobody takes them seriously.

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And also: “Honduras Is Sold as a Libertarian Paradise — I Went, and Discovered a Capitalist Nightmare”alternet.org/news-amp-polit…e (2/2)

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May I re-draw your attention to: “You’re Not the Boss of Me! Why Libertarianism Is a Childish Sham” alternet.org/youre-not-boss… (1/2)

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@petedavo_au Oh there’s a point. So he got a prize for being good at a political philosophy other than the one he holds? Bonus work!

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swearyanthony they should have named the new royal baby libertarian of the year. less ridiculous.

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Freedom Boy would be just the most useless and tedious kind of root.

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God, I spent 5 long high school years with clueless privileged little cunts like Freedom Boy. They’re to be laughed at, not given plum jobs.

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@BXGD Yeah, but I’m quite happy for a woman to give birth in peace, whoever she is.

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@BXGD There seems to be this, well, PLANET in the way. I mean, I’d be happy to destroy it. Obviously. But is that wise?

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And the whole idea of a human rights commissioner whose philosophy is “everyone for themselves, devil take the hindmost”? What arsehattery!

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Laughing so fucking hard at someone who actually thinks tribal markers like are something to be proud of.

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“How does a public servant earn ‘Libertarian of the Year’?” asks @SnarkyPlatypus. Easy. Ignore the public’s needs, serve your puppetmasters.

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SnarkyPlatypus How does a public servant earn ‘Libertarian of the Year’? twitter.com/timwilsoncomau…

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@nvisionthing_au Fuck. You’re right. We must set fire to the whole universe.

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BREAKING: A healthy woman with access to world-class healthcare gave birth to a health baby.

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Imagine if your life was so free of actual problems that you could devote time to proofreading the PM’s press releases.

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@leoniedoyle I haven’t wasted my time even looking at it.

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@expectproblems This is why we can’t have nice things.

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Tonight’s imaginary but totally necessary hashtag:

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So it’s nearly 10pm on a Saturday night, and people are whinging about a misplaced comma in the PM’s press release? No wonder we’re fucked.

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I bet this so-called “royal baby” doesn’t even have USB ports, let alone USB 3.0.

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“Just buy this one more thing and your life will be perfect.” Where Silicon Valley is indistinguishable from a long con.

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bitcoin_txt Bitcoin Doesn’t Need Women

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@kagey And that’s the fraud, isn’t it. “But you need to re-buy all the things that you already bought.”

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This hour’s image to meditate upon: Australia’s treasurer Joe Hockey in a posing pouch.

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@franksting @mpesce I’ve read a review of it, and I HAVE FUCKING WELL LIVED IT DURING THE FIRST DOTCOM BOOM. And I don’t mean Kim’s farts.

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Right. Heading back THROUGH THE RAIN to the building where all my stuff is.

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It’d be quicker to just kill them. You know this to be true.

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@mpesce Yeah, but that would require, you know, talking with Jaron Lanier. And life’s too short.

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So for all the billions and billions of dollars that Silicon Valley pulls in, we still have such shit software. Isn’t that criminal fraud?

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@humphriesmark I ALWAYS THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE.

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@humphriesmark I KNOW AND YET THEY ARE THE ONES WHO KEEP TELLING US THAT WE’RE WRONG LIKE WHAT WOULD THEY KNOW.

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Maybe… maybe if we… if we just, like, killed everyone? Yeah?

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JustinBarrie Look, it’s a big call, but I’m gonna say this is the most stupid headline of the year pic.twitter.com/70xp50N1V2

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@nolobe_matt Either way, it’s just our feelpinions, and our perceptions are only based partially on our usage patterns. ALLOW ME TO WHINGE.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @BrigadierSlog Well yes, Apple can’t allow an intruder into its content licensing realm. “Third-line forcing”, anyone?

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ben_hr The quantified self has jumped the shark cnet.com/news/this-heal…

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What? iTunes have NEVER “only sucked a little”, @BrigadierSlog. Who even are you?

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@smartbrain Well, yes. Let’s not go down THAT rabbit hole tonight!

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I’ve been using Mac since early 1985 but I’m not a platform zealot. Tools for jobs. But OS X has just gone downhill SO fast in recent years.

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Yes, @OaaSvc, I may just have to get Samba for iPad up and running.

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@MikeCarlton01 There IS procedure for that, I understand, but obviously if we don’t “enjoy” U2 then we are unpersons in the Magic Kingdom.

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MikeCarlton01 @stilgherrian Huh ! Try to get those mjnd-numbing turds U2 off your iPhone ! It’s like the Battle of Stalingrad..

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@zackster I wasn’t across that bug, ‘cos my iPad is only used intermittently. I choose not to look at that, ‘cos I’ll just cry.

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I see that Crusader Rabbit has already got his tongue so far up this new royal baby that the Duchess of Cambridge is breastfeeding for two.

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Remember when Apple made software that actually worked? Most of you may be too young for this thought experiment.

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@troyhunt Full Moon is on Monday at 1342 AEST. So yeah, I’m screwed.

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Maybe The Corrs are onto something.

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An “AirDrop” is essentially… what? A fart with some added liquids?

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@kels_316 I’ve got ten more bottles back in the other building. It may last through to morning.

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Fasffy Follow him for free WiFi? pic.twitter.com/SBbUUtdtKB

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@kels_316 Thanks for all your efforts on this. But I’m over it now. It’s a mystery, and I’ll got back to where the cable is.

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@kels_316 I would be prepare to blame my 3.5yo MacBook Pro, which has seen much action and is filled with hatred for all organic life forms.

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@kels_316 I have that checked. Indeed, it’s greyed out so I can’t uncheck it. THIS IS A MISTARY.

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@kels_316 Meh. I’m almost out of wine, so will be going back to where the Lightning cable is shortly anyway.

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@kels_316 My iPad is already discoverable by all, did that early up. And indeed, you have extra buttons/links that I don’t have. Sulks.

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@kels_316 This is what I see when trying to share the video, but clicking on the AirDrop button does nothing. pic.twitter.com/63OP4M8d2y

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@kels_316 Where is this “find older devices” option? ‘Cos all else is as you describe.

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@kels_316 Indeed. And this is precisely what I am doing. But when I press (on the iPad) the Airdrop button, it does precisely nothing.

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@kels_316 Yes, these are the two interlinked devices I use daily.

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@kels_316 I’m moving from iPad to Mac. The iPad doesn’t seem to comprehend “drag”. Fuckin’ homophobic iPad.

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I’m getting the impression that getting Airdrop to work is more or less like an orgy in a bathhouse but without any of the actual enjoyment.

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Well, @kels_316, I have my “discoverable” settings set right for anyone who moves about a bit, which is “No, fuck off the lot of you.”

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Immediate consensus from you guys on Apple’s Airdrop is… unpromising.

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I just have to transfer the raw video from the iPad to the MacBook Pro. I left the Lightning cable back in the other house and it’s raining.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @michaelneale How the fuck should I know? I thought Corrs was an American beer.

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So does Apple’s Airdrop, you know, work?

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@SnarkyPlatypus @michaelneale “Addiction” is so… judgemental. I’m sure you just mean to say “enthusiasm”.

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@mattdasilva @Tim_Coronel Everything. Just fuckin’ everything. Can I make myself any more clear? Out of a pig, into me. Everything.

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@OaaSvc At the moment I just use iMovie, ‘cos I’m doing really basic edits. But I use Reaper for my audio work.

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Seriously, @mattdasilva @Tim_Coronel, if it comes out of a pig then it goes into me. That’s just a universal law of nature.

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I think we can safely say that I won’t get this video edited by 2100 AEST, but it will be tonight.

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Tim_Coronel Chorizo is such a versatile vegetable

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@OaaSvc A discipline I’ve always enjoyed is getting acceptable material using the absolute minimum of technology.

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The principal recording for tonight’s video has now been done. (The what? See stilgherrian.com/edict/dirtydir… for the live blog.)

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@OaaSvc Remember, I come from a live broadcasting background. The aim is not perfection, but to get it done 100% in the allotted time.

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@OaaSvc The aim is something like those I did a year ago. youtube.com/playlist?list=…

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@OaaSvc Yes. And I’ve just recorded the thing in one take, plus or minus a couple of jump cuts in post.

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@OaaSvc YES AND LOSING HALF THE FUCKING NIGHT TO BULLSHIT.

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@dingram @OaaSvc Long ago. It’s my standard microphone.

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@OaaSvc Y’see, I’m actually not all that interested in fiddling around with gadgets. They’re merely a means to an end.

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@OaaSvc Exactly. I have a known-good workflow which produces an acceptable quality in an acceptable time.

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@OaaSvc Right. Whereas right now I’m ready to hit the record buttons on the iPad and the Zoom H1, talk for five minutes, and I’m done.

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@OaaSvc This is another hour of fucking around, isn’t it.

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@garthk I have no idea what you’re talking about.

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s perfectly adequate if you let it breath so the kerosene evaporates out of it.

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@OaaSvc Yes, but then I can’t see what I’m doing.

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Almost ready to record to-camera parts of the video. iPad, ‘cos MacBook Pro camera is buggered. pic.twitter.com/0dxFYcz78a

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@iain_chalmers I’ll show a picture shortly to explain why it’s not the least bit fancy.

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@retrogrrl Oh excellent. I did know of some of them. The screw and hammer technology we have in the shed.

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Migrating my equipment to Waratah Cottage to record the to-camera bits. There had better be a corkscrew there.

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@portusprince @bunjaree I had to look that up. Now I’m… fearful.

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@iain_chalmers Oh I hadn’t seen that! Thank you. I’ll be reading it tomorrow.

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It’s a few years since I’ve used @coveritlive. Impressed with all the Twitter integration and automation tools now.

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Waratah Cottage at @bunjaree just after sunset, a test still for the video’s establishing shot. pic.twitter.com/8QuYifhnlk

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It’s starting to get darker and wetter than it looks on the @bunjaree tracks. pic.twitter.com/xZ0BfktCKZ

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@erstkate @nqldgirl @SnarkyPlatypus @stufromoz @19bk69 Oh excellent! Thank you, that will be included in… something… somewhere… somehow.

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@michaelneale It was indeed in the liveblog. Fixed, thank you.

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@michaelneale In the blog post, or the liveblog?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Real estate prices, mostly. Hardware stores need space. And, for that matter, room to move and park utes and trucks.

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@lukebunyip I’m not sure whether that is or isn’t defamatory. It feels a bit defamatory.

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@aleeb88 @SnarkyPlatypus I don’t think so. I’ll have to scroll back to see what the hell happened last night.

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The planned timeline is to post a launch video at around 2100 AEST, but start a liveblog on the process at 1700.

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@SnarkyPlatypus There is erotic verse, certainly, but not in ebook form.

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I know that part of this idea happened late last night. Something about erotic poetry. Was I drinking?

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Right, plans have settled*. A quick and dirty one-week crowdfunding campaign for “The 9pm Edict” launches tonight.

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@iain_chalmers You’re probably quite right. Sigh.

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The working title of what I’m working on right now it “The 9pm Dirty, Dirty Chasm”.

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@CarolynLake Yes. Yes, I think I am Disturbingly close.

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feed_the_chooks “Pants are a guillotine for the soul.” ~Adam Brereton, 1763

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TheNTNews YES THAT’S RIGHT PEOPLE, WE ARE FEATURED IN TODAY’S SYDNEY MORNING HERALD. NOW YOU HAVE A REASON TO ACTUALLY BUY A COPY

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MWhitbourn Of crocs, UFOs, crackers and clackers: Herald wit @TimElliottSMH goes inside the NT News! smh.com.au/good-weekend/i… pic.twitter.com/akcKIx9Le6

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I suspect that the crowdfunding concept I’m putting together is become just a little bit insane.

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@ataraxite @oberonsghost Libraries or museums are a good bet. @statelibrarynsw may well be interested.

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@TRON_Lord @coveritlive Ta. And it would make sense to use what I already know.

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@BBQ_Snags Yeah possibly you have not quite grasped the concept. Mildly amusing, though. 3 stars.

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You don’t know, do you.

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Hey live blogeurs, for a liveblog across several days, what’s the tool? Years ago I used @coveritlive stilgherrian.com/media/live-blo… but what now?

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Oh dear. I am having some rather disturbing ideas.

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Tweets like this one make it very difficult for me to concentrate on my work. twitter.com/oscarsclaws/st…

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@kcarruthers Plus it’s much easier to kill a kitten.

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@JmarrMarr I haven’t witnessed it personally, but I’m told that there are indeed fish, and people do fish, and they eat the fish.

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Maybe I should just heft a dead sheep wherever I go. It’d make a statement.

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@drearyclocks It’s true genius, isn’t it! Plus, you get to have a party.

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Thanks, @erstkate, this is a look that simply can’t be improved upon.

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Ah, no, THIS is the image which, as I said, is an uncanny resemblance. twitter.com/erstkate/statu…

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@drearyclocks It’s usually more efficient to just send them one anyway.

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@drearyclocks Are you one of those professional wedding guests?

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Sat plan: Record, edit and post a brief video; re-watch series one of a certain TV drama; drink wine. Some tasks to be done in parallel.

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I still have all the source material here, @smperris pic.twitter.com/SmVXRBJVYh

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@SnarkyPlatypus It was a Great Age in NSW politics, certainly.

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Ah yes, Stilgherrian Live, broadcast in glorious ultramegastegamagnificodefinition 320 x 240.

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StartupLJackson Whenever someone tells me “coding is the new literacy” because “computers are everywhere today” I ask them how fuel injection works.

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@KarlskiB Oh, I think you should re-watch it periodically, to re-centre your psychosexual thingummywhatsit.

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“9,658 views” hahahahahahahahaha.

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@NewtonMark “Gay shop assistant”? No such thing.

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@oberonsghost @expectproblems Wait. That was a polyester suit. As you were.

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@oberonsghost @expectproblems I’ve got one word to say to you: Robert Mapplethorpe.

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“The 9pm Abetz / de Bruyn Fantasy”? Yes. That has a certain humidity to it.

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TawarRazaghi Everytime a couple gets married, two single people die

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So, yeah, now I have a certain very graphic image in my head. Shall I describe it for you?

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I wonder if Joe de Bruyn and Eric Abetz spend languid evenings together on the porch, sharing complaints about all the homosexuals.

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MillarRoyce Adam and Eve weren’t gay so gays can’t marry. So says Joe de Bruyn. Our feature today on ‘the ‘shoppies’
theage.com.au/national/why-i… via @theage

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@ellehardytweets @bencubby @feed_the_chooks I was going to mention the CWA, yeah. There was a TV story about their scones, I think.

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@feed_the_chooks These analogies will fall apart very quickly, I think.

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@feed_the_chooks Well that’s very old-school, and unexpected, but yes. True country school fete standard.

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@SnarkyPlatypus He does. He also seems to have spent rather a little too much time in gyms in more recent years.

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Yes, @feed_the_chooks’ “Inside the fight to save Bali Nine’s Chan and Sukumaran” is indeed rather richly textured. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/…

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phelps_ebooks this may sound a little extreme

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@SnarkyPlatypus @adambrereton The relationship between freelance writers and commissioning editors is one of… robust affections.

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@adambrereton Emoji. Is there anything they can’t express?

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Anyway, dropping your daks at Ivy is well-known as a marker of gentlemen of true quality.

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I suppose I should be nice to @adambrereton. You know, just in case.

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@erstkate The world continues to be a truly amazing place.

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@michaelneale Why would I want to ask myself such a tosser question?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well, yes, but surely you can do this sort of research for yourself?

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Calliope1925@FionaKatauskas: Say what you like about @adambrereton but that fucker is in the pool at the Ivy pic.twitter.com/zRlKWfZ3tP

Must we see this?

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I probably shouldn’t be let anywhere near the internet.

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@erstkate Oh we’ve gone so far down the rabbit hole now, we’re WAY beyond the two-digit section of the rulebook!

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Turn your Boeing 787 off and on again, or all four redundant generators will fail at the same time, writes @gcluley grahamcluley.com/2015/05/bug-bo…

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If you do a Google Images search on “joe de bruyn”, it’s not all bad. It is slightly confusing, however.

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See, this is EXACTLY the sort of praise that marks Joe de Bruyn as such a very special man. “More thrust, Mr Abetz”? twitter.com/Jeff_Sparrow/s…

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After having fixed a car using nothing but two pieces of rope and my own ingenuity yesterday, today I feel just so fuckin’ butch.

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@stufromoz You can picture it, though, can’t you. You’re imagining it in every crisp, colourful detail right now.

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God that feels good.

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“More thrust, Mr Abetz!”

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SofieHagen HEY MEN? AFRAID THAT REGULAR LOZENGES WILL MAKE YOU CRAVE COCK? HAVE A “MANFLU LOZZER”! YOU LEGEND YOU. pic.twitter.com/9zV6Dmp1Ro

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I would now like to use the phrase “a shriek of delight”. And there, I just have.

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Sat plan, draft: Record, edit and post a brief video; re-watch series one of a certain TV drama; drink wine. Some tasks done in parallel.

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Saturday. This could go wrong in so many complicated, painful ways, so they’ve put you in charge. You. So, y’know, fucked already. Saturday.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Surely they have some sort of camps to speed up this process.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Haven’t they been exiled to the container terminal yet?

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