Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 18th, 2015

Still pondering.

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@LucasJamesAU @NewtonMark Indeed. Though it’s actually Mr Fryer, and he can be found at @NicholasFryer.

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It’s well worth watching that piece, however. Here’s the link again. youtube.com/watch?v=ucA2VM…

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But did @iamjohnoliver go too far by referring to an alpaca as a “glassy-eyed muppet-donkey”?

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So here is @iamjohnoliver’s piece on Barnaby Joyce versus Johnny Depp. youtube.com/watch?v=ucA2VM…

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djackmanson God I hope the Eurovisioners in other countries Google Lee Lin Chin and find “Lee Lin Chin Reads Mean Tweets That She Wrote”

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Dealing with the world in an adult fashion, which is to say, with wine.

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Apparently you can listen to @NicholasFryer’s little monologues without having to listen to me first. nickfryer.net

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@myrcurial I would be happy to service people while wearing jeggings. Obviously.

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What else should I plug tonight?

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@dez_blanchfield @NewsTalk2UE I like the idea of “desktop brains”. Perhaps kept in large jars.

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And today I spoke about that hack-the-aircraft thing on @NewsTalk2UE. There’s a recording at stilgherrian.com/conversations/… (4/4)

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There was a second podcast, “The 9pm Supplementary Sense of Occasion”, because entropy. stilgherrian.com/edict/00043/ pic.twitter.com/4rNRBRuihj (3/4)

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Last week there was a new podcast, “The 9pm Inadequate Sense of Occasion” stilgherrian.com/edict/00042/ pic.twitter.com/ncs9S7A0Qf (2/4)

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Yesterday I posted “Weekly Wrap 258: Many thoughts, reminiscences, questions” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/25… pic.twitter.com/x6ATfRRgUm (1/4)

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Right. I think I will plug four things before you all descend into Self-Harm Television Hour. Here we go.

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@JazzTwemlow Even worse, the event traditionally tends towards the alcohol/

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@JazzTwemlow Yes, it’s the thing you agreed to which probably seemed a good idea at the time.

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@MichaelPascoe01 @MikeCarlton01 @Colvinius @seearjay Please don’t use the words “Brandis” and “incest” in the same sentence.

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@KetanJ0 Gawd, if they think that trawling tweets for dirt is how you do politics, they must be a pretty stupid sort of sub-human.

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@KetanJ0 Sadly, I suspect I know where you might have been heading with that. And it’s only still Monday.

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Dear Media, before you say that Labor and the Coalition are “edging” towards a renewable energy target, check with Urban Dictionary. Sulk.

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So if I understand this afternoon’s tweets aright, @RebelWilson is actually a camel called @drearyclocks.

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There was also a 5at5 every day last week, but they weren’t tweeted. You can find them over here. tinyletter.com/5at5/archive

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5at5 number 185: Old pubs, selfie psychology, radioactive art, dick pics, a pilot’s eye view of the world, and more. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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@joshgnosis @R_Chirgwin I believe that I have already created than Venn diagram, for @kcarrutherspic.twitter.com/8G6dxJE52G

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@alexkidman The less said about that saddle bag the better.

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@bambul @5at5daily My pleasure. I spent several hours digging around in there.

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@juhasaarinen Well, that’s what they want you to think…

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Gosh, there’s a lot of wrong things happening all at once in this photograph. pic.twitter.com/Hxa5f2CLYw

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I’ve just received email indicating that I not only have to work with @JazzTwemlow, but also share a limousine. Will the horror never end?

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So, the internet needs more meth. No wonder the Australian Crime Commission is worried about an epidemic. twitter.com/Idealaw/status…

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Well this detailed diagram of sophisticated airborne network defences reassures me immensely. twitter.com/bizzyunderscor…

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@drearyclocks Parts of that tweet are an anagram of “pheromones”, which goes some way to explaining the excitement.

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@JmarrMarr @Rob_Stott I believe what you are seeing is “representative democracy”. Cory Bernardi, Minister for Intolerant Ignorance.

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@juhasaarinen But I have a supplementary question: His or yours?

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@juhasaarinen Ah, Russian proverbs! What would we do without them?

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I am farting so copiously today that I could propel a vast shoal of squid to the Moon.

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The first submissions to the Senate’s Halal food inquiry are exactly what you’d expect, writes @Rob_Stott buzzfeed.com/robstott/the-f…

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@oberonsghost I know this. He also invented the idea of trapeze performances. The bloody French.

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I would actually like Joe Hockey doing a non-metaphortical backflip. In a leotard.

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I wonder if Barf Saladmaker knows that the vast majority of everything is in fact “overseas”.

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@monsieurarion @5at5daily Yes, I think so. It has been added. Thank you.

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@SuperTriviaGuy @NewsTalk2UE It’s even more confusing. The FBI says he claimed it, but now he’s saying he didn’t claim that.

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New blog post: “Talking the hacking of airliners on @NewsTalk2UE “, being 7 mins audio from earlier. stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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There was also another podcast, “The 9pm Supplementary Sense of Occasion”, because entropy. stilgherrian.com/edict/00043/ pic.twitter.com/4rNRBRuihj

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Last week there was a new podcast, “The 9pm Inadequate Sense of Occasion” stilgherrian.com/edict/00042/ pic.twitter.com/ncs9S7A0Qf

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Yesterday I posted “Weekly Wrap 258: Many thoughts, reminiscences, questions” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/25… pic.twitter.com/x6ATfRRgUm

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The Moon has proved inadequate, in a number of ways, so I have, erm, replaced it.

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