Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 20th, 2015

My earlier tweet re Telstra was incomplete, as @christopherneal points out. Now, who can I blame for my arsehattery? twitter.com/christophernea…

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@christopherneal Oh ho! So now I’m to believe what @MikePBurgess says? What a wonderful time to be alive! ;) [As you were, gentlemen.]

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Having had a “long lunch” today, I think I shall now take note of John Singleton’s example and glass one of my oldest friends.

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[Sees tweet beginning ‘Edward Snowden says…’ Turns off Twitter.]

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@PointZeroOne Yeah, @paulwallbank should just cut to the chase and say “wanker”.

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Dear Telstra, absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. Try your excuse appended with “, Your Honour”. twitter.com/jendudley/stat…

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Yeah, people do keep telling me this… twitter.com/PointZeroOne/s…

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@HappySinger @drunkenmadman My God, Dave, what a sad individual you are…

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Hold your fire, boys. No need to nuke Singapore this afternoon.

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paulwallbank “What turns you on?” @stilgherrian asks the CEO. I feel this is way too early in the day for that.

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Snapper and stuff, salad not yet added instagram.com/p/245I2XiFnq/

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Don’t worry about the blue rectangle, @elronxenu, taste the squid.

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I will respond to your handwriting translations after lunch.

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SimpliVity’s campaign map for world domination. pic.twitter.com/y27lqz49vI

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The SimpliVity lunch has begun… instagram.com/p/24z5OHCFgf/

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Meeting two of three is complete. Also interesting. Now at the start of meeting three, over lunch.

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So @bernietb @feed_the_chooks @AndyRickie @weigh4d @leopinion, have you heard of the Rorschach test?

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weigh4d @stilgherrian 37 minute tryst with Tiffany?

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AndyRickie @feed_the_chooks @stilgherrian “Inside the pyramid…I found these 11 herbs and spices…”

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feed_the_chooks @stilgherrian “Get me some dirty bird” then it trails off, then something about “finger lickin good”

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BrigadierSlog @stilgherrian We attack at dawn, from the East. Tora Tora Tora. Or something like that

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So, @bernietb … “The 37-Foot Wurst”?

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I’m glad∗ I take notes during meetings. Anyone know what this means? Sigh. pic.twitter.com/quuWwzjdzH

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CatPornx RT for the cat, Fav for Channing . pic.twitter.com/DbcBYItYD1

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And speaking of the fascinating aspects of online identity… twitter.com/thisstuartlaws…

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Meeting 1 of 3 complete. T’was fascinating. Online identity, security, privacy, the cost of business. I’m kind of a little bit aroused now.

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TheFix Hillary wants to allow felons to vote. That could mean a lot in a state like Florida. wpo.st/k6sH0 pic.twitter.com/fA9gwhRYyJ

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edbott We are doomed. (green padlock emoji)

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edbott My god, hackers have broken the green padlock.

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Dear Twitter: Ahem. ALL mentions of me are quality. pic.twitter.com/K66lJgkNnK

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@corduroy You’ll just have to get through life somehow…

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@davidadonaldson Oh thank you. They’re just snapshots out of the train window. Luck of the draw.

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@vealmince Ah. I don’t think anyone knows those words.

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Christo’s worst installation ever instagram.com/p/24YhdBCFpi/

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Arriving at Sydney Central station instagram.com/p/24X2sxCFoc/

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Roh_Davidson RT @darraghdoyle “Should we use a URL shortener?”
- “No, there’s no time! Just use the link I gave you and send it!” pic.twitter.com/fLAWgGp99X

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@vealmince I think “gullet” works well in this context. Or maybe… what are all of a cow’s stomachs called?

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And now, the 37km non-stop run from Penrith to Parramatta… instagram.com/p/24StaCiFg5/

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My favourite part of the journey, the Glenbrook Creek ravine. instagram.com/p/24Re6zCFu4/

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ClickHole Retweet if you agree! pic.twitter.com/GPpzL2wA8c

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@kevthecamel I haven’t seen that snake again. But then snakes are tricky.

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In the belly of the 0706 to Sydney … or rather, in its upper deck. instagram.com/p/24M2GBiFn9/

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A few minutes after sunrise, Wentworth Falls instagram.com/p/24ManRiFm5/

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Arriving at Wentworth Falls station instagram.com/p/24L-4BCFl5/

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Big call from the Orcadian here. twitter.com/OrkneyLibrary/…

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Now you’re all just guessing.

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@paulkidd In the eyes of God, we are all useless.

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No they are not, @paulkidd. You are useless.

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WHERE ARE MY UNDERPANTS YOU MOUTH-BREATHING HEATHENS?

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That plan is pretty fucked up.

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Wed plan, draft: 0706 train to Sydney; 1000 & 1130 meetings Circular Quay; 1230 lunch briefing; @5at5daily; 1651 train to Wentworth Falls.

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Wednesday. Someone will pay for this. Wednesday.

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