Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 15th, 2015

SebastienFraud Caught a meteor leaving a smoke ring last night. Incredible! @SungrazerComets @EpicCosmos @cieletespace @neiltyson pic.twitter.com/UUmcqeOcqB

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@mattdasilva Have you encountered the word “satire” previously at all?

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@James_R_Holmes @joneaves @eztephen True. So does that make it the sort of thing that’s be said by someone who’s wrong most of the time?

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I seriously hope this guy isn’t a surgeon or an airline pilot. twitter.com/eztephen/statu…

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So with Australia screwing up badly in both cricket and now rugby, which country will Crusader Rabbit order to be bombed to improve morale?

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@retrogrrl I’M JUST TRYING TO CLARIFY THINGS FOR ALL THE CONFUSED PEOPLE.

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The idea of VJ Day celebrations makes a lot more sense when you finally figure out that VJ doesn’t stand for “vajazzle”.

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“Cybergeddon: Iran readies cyber, ‘EMP’ war plans, defenses”, writes @SecretsBedard washingtonexaminer.com/cybergeddon-ir…

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@R_Chirgwin It’s never too late for a post-natal abortion.

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With regards to that last RT, it is most certainly not an endorsement. Just to be clear.

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druey Yes gawd pic.twitter.com/l8zW5p99mJ

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I should never be left alone with a whole stick of pepperoni.

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@snare @_midofo_ @mhoye @HughRundle Facts are word that Hitler. Facts are like a Megahitler.

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@snare @_midofo_ @mhoye @HughRundle I am so sick of facts. Facts are a shackle on the mind. Facts are worse than slavery.

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@mpesce @SMinney All cows are addicted to ketamine. It’s why we give their milk to our own babies.

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glengyron Have they recovered the aliens bodies from the craft yet?

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NihilistPM Where everything is nothing and existence is meaningless, Bill Shorten is King.

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@glengyron Please tweet that again without the typo, to prevent embarrassment as I RT it.

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denofgeek Er, once you see why they had to withdraw this poster, you’ll understand why we can’t explain it. pic.twitter.com/P11xab0cvZ

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@SMinney @mpesce I can’t wait until we start getting the arguments over the correct usage of the Oxford emoticon.

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I’m still not sure why all these kangaroos are turning to @troyhunt for help. Unless they lost their passwords. twitter.com/troyhunt/statu…

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troyhunt Heading back to the snow tomorrow, it’s looking good down here right now! pic.twitter.com/eIJB03W0Lb

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@mpesce @SMinney So… in that case, what’s the emoji for being fellated by a snake as its tail is being trampled by a ketamine-addicted cow?

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Meshel_Laurie Weird question; anyone in Melbourne going through a traumatic break up who’d podcast with me? Anonymous if you want. meshellaurie@gmail.com

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I like the idea that there’s an emoticon for Derrida, @SMinney @mpesce. Now what’s the emoji for schadenfreude? twitter.com/SMinney/status…

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@mpesce You can still strike a blow for overcoat Freedom by nominating your word sideboard for ONE OF THREE WORDS carburettor.

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@AbstractCode Well yes, and coherency isn’t a strong point of “The 9pm Edict” in any event.

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@garthk I will ride from segue to segue in a cyber-Segway.

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I’m now trying to assemble all the crap ideas you people suggested for “The 9pm Urgent Hardware Refresh” specials into a coherent narrative.

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Just wait until @snare gets to this, @mhoye @HughRundle. Turn up the voltage on them USB cables, and BURN BABY BURN. twitter.com/mhoye/status/6…

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The key fact is that the PUBLIC HOUSE FORUM will now be recorded on Sat 5 Sept, probably with a live audience. pozible.com/project/197649… (2/2)

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Posted earlier today, an update to The 9pm Urgent Hardware Refresh: “The podcast content plan evolves” pozible.com/project/197649… (1/2)

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Here’s a probably-incomplete and shoddy playlist with other Japan Culture Lab explainers. youtube.com/playlist?list=…

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@monsieurarion Yeah let’s not get carried away, petal.

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Reminder: Japan Culture Lab’s explanation of sushi in their series “The Japanese Tradition” is a must-watch. youtube.com/watch?v=qCpbBV…

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@bigmac @SnarkyPlatypus @monsieurarion I suppose I should also go to Breakpoint and Ruxcon this year too.

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danielbowen Someone’s put the entries of Douglas Adams+John Lloyd’s “Meaning Of Liff” onto a Google Map google.com/maps/d/viewer?… pic.twitter.com/vduen0Tjg4

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@bigmac @SnarkyPlatypus @monsieurarion Should I mention that at the very latest I’ll be in MEL for the @AISA_National conference in October?

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dizzylimit RT @nytimes: Donald Trump called to jury duty in Manhattan
nyti.ms/1PqKSEj @Colvinius

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expectproblems “If only we could do something about the lack of women in our party,” lamented the Minister for Women, staring wistfully into space…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I had a pleasant enough yum cha lunch with @SupratimA at the Red Emperor at Southbank last year. redemperor.com.au

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Yet another example of the Rabbit’s hand-wavey soundbites that avoid any actual commitment or measure of success. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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Damn, my pickled onions are way too big.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @monsieurarion Oh good. I really loved the place when @bigmac and I went. That man knows how to dine!

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@sylmobile Indeed. I’ll be popping down to my first-choice venue tomorrow, to make the necessary arrangements that end.

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The key fact is that the PUBLIC HOUSE FORUM will now be recorded on Sat 5 Sept, probably with a live audience. pozible.com/project/197649… (2/2)

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Just posted, an update to The 9pm Urgent Hardware Refresh: “The podcast content plan evolves” pozible.com/project/197649… (1/2)

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“Hackerman’s Hacking Tutorials: How To Hack Time” youtube.com/watch?v=KEkrWR…

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@DrMobs Not really, though that could be interesting.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I may have some information relating to how that might have been caused.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Dull literalism will be the death of our species.

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@AbstractCode “It involved farm animals and robust agricultural equipment.”

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It’s amazing what you find down the back of old hard drives.

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@timdunlop @latingle I did a vox pop in Rundle Mall on the 10th anniversary of him leaving office, and emotions were still so polarised.

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@timdunlop @latingle Oh gotcha. I was thinking more about how people seem to either love or hate Whitlam, as they did with Don Dunstan…

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@ChazFH Yeah, that’d be the bloke.

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@scottcarson1957 I don’t doubt it. I’ve had plenty of conversations with people from the sex industry. It’s fascinating stuff.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well I know I’m going to need a box of tissues after this.

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On an unrelated note, I am now covered in chicken fat.

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What sort of genius* builds a kitchen the size of a fascist dictator’s mausoleum and then equips it with a sink the size of a thimble?

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@nancycato1 @R_Chirgwin @NihilistPM This mad old woman is sharper than you might think. ;)

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NihilistPM Everyone you love will eventually die. So go ahead and marry a man, or a woman, or a goldfish. Nobody cares.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: “Android, you have serious security problems” zdnet.com/article/androi…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “Facebook says user privacy is ‘extremely important’, but no” zdnet.com/article/facebo…

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I see that my two @zdnetaustralia columns have been getting a bit of tweetage overnight, so I will now shamelessly re-plug them.

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@anusha_srini That sounds a very Marrickville Saturday indeed. May it unfold as you wish!

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Sat plan, draft: A quiet, thoughtful day of rearranging the future of absolutely everything; kangaroo steaks; household chores.

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SnarkyPlatypus He’s doing it wrong. twitter.com/askegg/status/…

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It was a New Moon in the wee hours of 0054 AEST. Good government starts today.

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@stufromoz @prestontowers @NihilistPM It fits well with the realisation that the Rabbit would lay waste the nation to hold onto power.

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I think I’m starting to quite like @NihilistPM.

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NihilistPM The National Security Committee has been tasked with providing a list of terrible, terror-fuelled futures. Let them wash over you.

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NihilistPM By putting pants and a suit jacket on every cow, we will see them the way this cruel, indifferent universe sees us. pic.twitter.com/vpCUpE566m

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Saturday. At this point, your best option would be to start digging a very deep hole. Saturday.

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