Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 27th, 2015

@maelorin Well yes, actually, I already treat most politics on a just-in-time basis.

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Clarke and Dawe’s “Greg Hunt. Minister for* the Environment. youtube.com/watch?v=8sJY7_…

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You must’ve all been eating or drinking an hour ago, ‘cos none of you seemed to notice this important announcement. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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New blog post: “Announcing ‘The 9pm Edict’s Public House Forum’” stilgherrian.com/edict/00047a/ publichouseforum1.eventbrite.com pic.twitter.com/bHktBJ2b8B

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@michaelneale Yeah, though they bully the crimson rosellas out of their food. And they’re cuckoos, so other birds hate them.

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@michaelneale Slender-billed cuckoo-doves, I think you’ll find.

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I thoroughly enjoyed this article first time around, @thegrugq. It reminds me I want one of youtube.com/watch?v=L48-0G… twitter.com/thegrugq/statu…

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@damonism Yep, though maybe I should keep it for special occasions. Tongue Lashings are not an every day food.

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tinysubversions I made a toy that generates those “Why I’m Leaving [City]” essays using real US Census data tinysubversions.com/leavingEverywh… pic.twitter.com/7wdL7TKUDD

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@chrisjrn I have been informed of this , and already forgotten it. I have no need to know anything about Victorian politics.

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More evidence of Australia’s “ice scourge”. twitter.com/renailemay/sta…

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@damonism Oh good, because I had NO idea whether I’d gotten the price structure right. I’m thinking of making them permanent products.

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@damonism Ah, that’s you! Excellent. It’s not every day I get to use the phrase “giant putrescent Fleshlight”.

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“Call it Bronwyn.”

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mcannonbrookes You know I don’t often read NSW parliament hansard, but when I do… cracker! Call the fossil what?! pic.twitter.com/s04GCd0qrN

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@stokely Well now this gets into the advanced knowledge of knowing what he looks like.

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MikeCarlton01 Breakfast at the Heydons’: ” Weet-Bix or Muesli, Dyson ? ”
“Let me take that on notice, dear. I should have a decision by Xmas…”

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And I’m fine with this. Should I ever “need” to know the name of the leader of a place I don’t live in, I can always look it up. (2/2)

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Today I learned that someone called “Daniel Andrews” is Premier of Victoria. I really have dropped out of news-cycle stuff. (1/2)

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coopesdetat Shorter Piers: ‘Facts’ lol pic.twitter.com/ORkhTU1piN

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Strangest description I’ve ever seen for “same-sex marriage”, but if that’s what Chris and Tony are into… twitter.com/danielhurstbne…

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@Selyst @warisboring Yeah, OK, whatever, but… LASERS!

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5at5 number 220: Fake jungle nukes, fake intelligence, cocaine tourism, rent boys, and a look back to 1995. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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Today, the ABC apologises for showing a Twitter handle that’s a bit rude. In a recent yesterday, a program was CALLED “Club Buggery”. Pwned.

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“Well, Here’s One Way to Stop a Swarm of Iranian Attack Boats”, reports @warisboring warisboring.com/articles/well-…

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Hey @dobes, I think I’ve found the stage at which the logging chip is installed. pic.twitter.com/vRvCdpEUmz

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@leopinion Do you really need to ask “How can we monetise nipples?” Really?

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@leopinion YOU’VE JUST GIVEN ME AN EXCELLENT IDEA AND THAT IDEA IS FOR A SOCIAL NIPPLE-SHARING APP FOR SMARTPHONES.

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FREEDOM BOY HAS WOKEN FROM HIS SLUMBERS.

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Currently playing: De La Soul’s “Ring Ring Ring (Ha Ha Hey)” youtube.com/watch?v=gC1xuV…

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@leopinion @in_focus I’m just trying to work out why even the men are wearing whatever that upper-body garment should be called.

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@AtomicMPC @Mario_Greenly It’s impressively stupid stuff. Presumably “aiming” is for softcocks.

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Mario_Greenly @AtomicMPC @stilgherrian But wait, there is more: twitter.com/Mario_Greenly/…

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Mario_Greenly Do you like haphazardly secured mortar arrays?! You are in luck! Frank’s Mortar Emporium has all mortars, no mounts. pic.twitter.com/8ixWUEHrJd

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AusDTO We’re after the best and brightest minds in technology to join us - is that you? Apply now: dto.gov.au pic.twitter.com/u1IyyTAMm2

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@mgherman @Asher_Wolf @buddhawilliams @BZB Oh yeah, wall cavities are a bundle of fun. Behind built-in cupboards is also hilarious.

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@Asher_Wolf Look under the floor or in the ceiling for dead stuff. That’s the usual problem. Dead stuff.

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@jonoabroad I would never wear underwear in a laundrette.

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Thu plan: Laundry (in progress); @zdnetaustralia column; logistics for Public House Forum; budgeting; @5at5daily; early night.

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glengyron TGIF

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“Reported Pentagon probe into doctored ‘Islamic State’ intel highlights old problems”, reports @dw_global dw.com/en/reported-pe… HT @OZloop

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@OZloop @zdnetaustralia @5at5daily Indeed. But I’m definitely leaving thinking about that until after breakfast.

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@myrcurial @securityintern It might have been wiser not to remind me of that one.

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@OZloop @zdnetaustralia @5at5daily Oh FFS, not again? Still, I’m not overly surprised.

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@myrcurial @securityintern Oh dear God, I thought TfDU was just a Fosters marketing campaign. I’m sure we have better strippers than that.

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Thu plan, draft: Write @zdnetaustralia column; laundry; logistics for the Public House Forum; bookkeeping; @5at5daily; early night.

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@myrcurial @securityintern That sounds like a euphemism for explosive diarrhoea.

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@myrcurial Well the Americans deserve to have Fosters. Vile crap. It’s really just an export thing now. Like sewage.

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Well that’s two daft Twitter mistakes this morning, both now deleted. What will the next one be?

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“I’m a Male Escort, and the Rentboy Raid Is Horrible for Sex in America”, good industry backgrounder. gawker.com/im-a-male-esco… HT @courteneyh

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@myrcurial Is this going to require a TPPJ treaty?

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@myrcurial I need a coffee before continuing this. Also, with luck, will continue to be sabotaged by geography.

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@myrcurial Mind you, by that reasoning I should be able to play cricket.

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@myrcurial You’re not helping, Mr Arlen. You’re a Canadian. You’re meant to be helping. Or something.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Whatever you imagine you saw, you didn’t see it. Your imagination is faulty.

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Something about irony.

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Thursday. At least the spelling is correct. Thursday.

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@stilgherrian Thursday. At least the spelling is correct. Thursday.

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