Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 6th, 2016

One of these gay-site scams is new, and we haven’t quite figure out what their goal is yet. Curiosity piqued.

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Also, I’ve just been chatting to a guy who’s been keeping track, and there’s definitely been a surge is certain scams on gay sites recently.

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Oh great. I’ve just been messaged by some random alleged 19yo Japanese guy whose handle is “I Love Daddy”. Kill me now.

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@OzNigel Yes. But I can’t be arsed explaining why at this hour.

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@nitecoder @whispersystems @DylanLacey But for mine, open source, and cross platform (not all your contacts are on Apple devices).

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@nitecoder @whispersystems @DylanLacey Yes. But I won’t try to repeat what’s on the website in a few tweets.

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Ah. Except when you accidentally delete the wrong conversation, like I just did. Then it’s gone, gone, gone…

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A reminder that @whispersystems’ Signal is very much the encrypted comms app of choice right now. I think. Try it. whispersystems.org

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VirtualTal Alan Greenspan’s underwear? rdwarf.com/users/kioh/hax… twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/…

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dougclow In a working group on Visions of the Future and we keep having IT issues. I think we have identified a likely vision of the future.

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@rideshare_GC Sadly I washed the petrol off hours ago. I thought it might be damaging to my soft and youthful skin.

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@mpesce They do that and more. Much more.

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Weirdness levels up a further 5%.

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leslienassar Surreal but accurate illustrations of creative jobs itsnicethat.com/articles/chris… /cc @JohnBirmingham pic.twitter.com/HmlWuHOvvR

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internetofshit ummm holy shit pic.twitter.com/EN6hHYNL4a

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@troyhunt @AusCERT Some sort of bullshit about Time, I imagine, but I’m no expert.

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@troyhunt This also reminds me that I need to talk to certain people at @AusCERT soon. [Adds note in schedule.]

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@troyhunt I think I would probably like to see that please, Mr Hunt.

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@Fascistlefty @bunjaree @R_Chirgwin To a certain point, yes. Fuel supply and dealing random punter overloads, not so much. But yes.

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@Fascistlefty @bunjaree @R_Chirgwin You’re getting way past my knowledge now. I just check the battery level before sunset etc.

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@Fascistlefty @bunjaree Well that’s a question for @R_Chirgwin, but I understand there are planning issues, if memory serves.

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@Fascistlefty Yeah that’s not going to power six houses, which is what we have at @bunjaree. bunjareecottages.com.au/features/envir…

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@Fascistlefty Yes, but the point of this petrol is to generate the electricity when the Sun has proved to be useless, like today.

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@Fascistlefty These things just happen from time to time.

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Today has not been as productive as I’d have hoped, but I’ve just doused myself in petrol, so things are looking up.

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projectnat A Mamamia article is not “evidence” of policy change.

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ThePlatypusFact If you took a centaur, replaced the horse half with a platypus and replaced the human half with a platypus, you’d end up with a platypus.

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@jeamland I did at the time, yes, but it doesn’t seem to have been updated in months.

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deanog “I’ve never seen a whale’s vagina before, but I imagine it looks something like the image on the right” ~ Lifehacker twitter.com/LifehackerAU/s…

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@alexkidman @staticsan YOU FUCKING WELL KEEP OUT OF THIS KIDMAN.

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You are a bad person and bring shame upon your family. twitter.com/staticsan/stat…

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Arguing with arithmetic. Losing.

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johndalton You think your editor is tough on you? You don’t know tough.
(from the wonderful vol.2 of @LettersOfNote) pic.twitter.com/N8Tke8xxce

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jdub Australia, 2016. pic.twitter.com/MMhKWcOW1P

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neethz American Horror Story: Caucasian Males pic.twitter.com/aEsdsjtnG3

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@gnoll110 Yes, that seems like the quickest method.

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martyn_williams Here’s the English bulletin from KCNA, North Korea’s central news agency pic.twitter.com/ucgqACD5ob

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marcoostini For those interested, here’s some Thermonuclear weapon (H-Bomb) info with a NK reference: is.gd/AY7yqx

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Does Samsung do H-bombs?

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ArmsControlWonk Maybe boosted. Definitely not a successful staged device. twitter.com/elisewho/statu…

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@wolfcat AND WHAT WOULD BE WRONG WITH ANNOUNCEMENTS FROM NUT JOBS?

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Can you even make a “miniaturised H-bomb”?

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W7VOA TV announcer: Under Kim Jong Un’s guidance a miniaturized H-bomb test was a complete success. pic.twitter.com/HvE3ulasin

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Yeah, but I bet they don’t have an internet refrigerator. twitter.com/techAU/status/…

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@RealNickHodge Anyone who earns their money from words full stop needs their head examined.

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@smartbrain Ah, I’ll have to get the story elsewhere. I don’t have a subscription. I’ll hit my UTS login later.

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I WOULD LIKE MORE ILL-INFORMED SPECULATION ABOUT NORTH KOREA TO FILL EVERY SINGLE SECOND UNTIL THE OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT.

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@oberonsghost And yet in news writing that’s the right order.

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@nktpnd I wasn’t keeping up. Thanks for the correction. Tweet deleted, because I am an arsehat.

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@WanderingGlitch @AbstractCode That is to say, this is separate from any (highly unlikely) need to have a working site again. It’s dead.

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@WanderingGlitch @AbstractCode I know re wget. As for the DB dump, yes, except the aim is to have a no-maintenance snapshot.

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Viss_Ebooks totally safe and secure, I’m getting to the point that existing popcorn gifs arent good enough, and I make bad decisions.

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@AzMoo Yeah, actually, I think that’s probably the point I’m making.

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@AzMoo Well that’s right, but is voter stupidity an accident, or just a normal part of the system? Perhaps I’m nit-picking.

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@AzMoo @liamosaur I prefer to say “unexpected”. The rules of the game were followed fairly.

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liamosaur Australia. The country where federal senators call people a cunt on twitter 🇦🇺 twitter.com/DavidLeyonhjel…

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hazelmotes1 *sound of angry monkeys screeching incoherently*

I’m Donald Trump and I approved this message.

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@voltagex @dd32 That’d do it, but scroll back for some WordPress-specific tools.

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@paulkidd Yes, I think that would be for the best.

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Dan_Gerr North Korea has maybe just provided a way to beat Donald Trump. youtu.be/dDTBnsqxZ3k

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Which is the sadder indictment? A North Korean nuclear test? Or Josh Pyke’s imagined ghetto life in Newtown?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Isn’t that the Courthouse Hotel? Yeah, ghetto central right there. twitter.com/hexparty/statu…

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SnarkyPlatypus @stilgherrian Jerusalem, so that nobody can have it.

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snurb_dot_info @stilgherrian But no, seriously: whichever city Donald Trump happens to be in at the time. Preferably during a Republican debate.

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BNONews NORTH KOREA SAYS WILL MAKE ‘SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT’ AT 12:30 P.M. (11 P.M. ET) bit.ly/1PJaLjp

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@shiftkey Is that code for “drinking all day”?

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Now this is just wishful thinking. twitter.com/wolfcat/status…

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If you were North Korea, which city would you nuke first, and why?

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A North Korean nuke, you say? Fair enough.

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Finally, the explanation for Effie’s return to the stage is clear. Behold, the nail printer! cnet.com/videos/inail-p…

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feed_the_chooks My fridge wants to Netflix and chill hey

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CanaryParent @feed_the_chooks your fridge has endorsed you for the skill, ‘leaving the door closed’.

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Emails journalists love to receive #82: “Know where some bodies
are… always happy to provide ‘off the record’ comment.”

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feed_the_chooks My fridge just asked me if I’d like to connect with it on LinkedIn

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jacksonh Do any new cars have really excellent LinkedIn integration?

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The Fitbit Blaze is going high end. AUD 329.95, up to AUD 219.95 more for a fancy band. fitbit.com/au/blaze pic.twitter.com/77VKVcB6hV

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@PacketNetworks Oh that was also part of the plan, yes. :)

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@PacketNetworks Yep, that’s what I was thinking, WordPress Really Static seems to be the one. Ta.

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OK, that’s two recommendations for HTTrack, one for WordPress Really Static, thanks @joneaves @davidakaclean. Thanks, guys.

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@AbstractCode My God, wget? I mean, I can also harvest a wheat field with nail scissors…

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Hey WordPress Cool Kids, if you were closing down a site, and wanted to create a static snapshot for archive / nostalgia, you’d use… what?

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DJBentley This looks like two drama students running in a puddle. twitter.com/mashable/statu…

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“I am here to help you.”

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Right, I must prepare for my 1100 being-helpful time. Baxoon.

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glengyron Scowling as they write op-eds. twitter.com/marrowing/stat…

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@scott_thewspot Oh I realise that. They’re facing real pressure to make Twitter into The Big Thing the investors expected.

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You do and you clean it up yourself. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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@scott_thewspot And you think I’m going to argue with that?

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Note that the Australian government’s PolicyHack thought we could teach kids entrepreneurship with lemonade stands. twitter.com/tyronmiller/st…

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tyronmiller Students hacked into school computers to erase absentee records for a fee buff.ly/1Sy7eqI

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brisbanetimes Second acid train wagon may have leak
bit.ly/1IPsKW5 pic.twitter.com/cr1fgOwiTs

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@AdamBalkin Fair point. I’ve for the crany-old-columnist gig, so I have… different priorities.

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intelwire Why isn’t anyone talking about what ISIS could do with 10,000 characters? Do we really want to give them that power?

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@AdamBalkin @semibogan Which makes it sound like they’re driven by a market-share pie chart rather than proven human need?

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@christopherneal @jturner_ibrs You can never have too many Unabomber references.

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@AdamBalkin @semibogan Sounds like a lot of faffing about, to be honest.

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HeyHeyESJ The most CES tweet twitter.com/nkulw/status/6…

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@JohnDobbin @TheRegister You could just put an esky next to the couch.

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Can anyone watching tell me how many women were on stage or references during Samsung’s internet TV show and tell?

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Here’s a point. Is an internet refrigerator a man thing? (Usual disclaimer re traditional gender roles.) twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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@alexkidman This is another thing that you know and I do not and I am not looking.

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@daviottenheimer @TheRegister Glorious! Though times changed. Apple Newton bah, Apple iPad yay?

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Which is better? The internet refrigerator or Wi-Fi Hello Barbie?

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TheRegister Every word of this is gold. pic.twitter.com/MAQeq3AOu0

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@scott_thewspot It keeps the user on Twitter rather than another site, increasing eyeball time. Oh, for the user? Nothing.

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jason_a_w Okay then pic.twitter.com/QKBx5RLBvU

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@watchthatstep @techAU Oh it will be a thing. Everything MUST be on the internet because it’s The Future.

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Oh hang on. Well now maybe I’m in favour of it. twitter.com/jturner_ibrs/s…

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This, in essence, is what the infosec community has been saying for, what? Five years now? zdnet.com/article/black-… twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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will_ock Today: 10,000 character tweets
Next week: we get markdown
Next month: html editor added
Next year: Twitter becomes Wordpress

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BruceHore They’ve stopped updating the tv’s bought just 3 years ago. twitter.com/internetofshit…

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RT [REDACTED]: Ladies of Twitter, get ready for helpful advice 10,000 characters at a time.

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@chris23 Yes. Teach the children. So they become like us. Excellent.

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@techAU OK, I’ll come back to you about this, because I need to know what is happening in your brain.

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SnarkyPlatypus Look as long as I can play porn on my dishwasher then it will all be worthwhile.

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SydneyTom_ Samsung and chill twitter.com/internetofshit…

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@chris23 Oh it’s a vital part of the canon, isn’t it?

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chris23 Step 1: collect underpants… twitter.com/bfriedmandc/st…

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Londonist A brief history of booze marketing in London buff.ly/1Z38UbJ pic.twitter.com/YtdPZVH3lf

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OliviaIllyria Deliciously worded burrrrrrn twitter.com/TonyHWindsor/s…

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Well now that you mention it… twitter.com/BowlerBarriste…

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@nicilind Look, it’s pink and it goes into orifices. What isn’t to like about it?

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paulkidd Here we go again..twitter.com/abcnews/status…1B

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@nicilind Look I’ll think of something don’t question me.

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Wed plan, draft: Tidy the schedule; 1100 be helpful; continue with the day’s theme of Cleaning Up The Mess. Or maybe just build an Ark.

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“You can try to convince me otherwise, but,” says the email from The Editor. I’ll take that as a hint.

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ABCemergency Six flood warnings current incl. major flood warning for Wollombi Brook. Details ab.co/1FDr2Dl pic.twitter.com/6hWgyUGw3N

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No no , I like to see people complaining about weather tweets. It shows us who has no fucking idea how human communication works.

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It’s like the sick and crippled queuing at Lourdes… twitter.com/chris_griffith…

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I can see a bit where it isn’t raining. pic.twitter.com/EFuX6SB7uj

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Wednesday. Bring a mop and bucket, would you? Wednesday.

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@_midofo_ I had the pasta for lunch. Mind you, there’s leftovers in the fridge.

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