Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 26th, 2016

Colvinius It’s come to this. twitter.com/Telegraph/stat…

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Dealing with a few things that I managed to give good procrastinate to for the whole day.

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@stanleyward90 @bernietb I’ll have no truck with this singularity bullshit.

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It seems that Siri has started forming her own opinions on who I should be talking to and spending time with.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @michaelneale @RealNickHodge Central in Sept and Town Hall in Jan have been in the news, so two.

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@kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus @michaelneale @RealNickHodge It’s as if people don’t even know how fires start.

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@michaelneale @SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @RealNickHodge Did I mention? Last week Town Hall was evacuated as my train passed through.

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@RealNickHodge Look, that would involve counting and shit.

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@RealNickHodge Ah, yes, I see your problem there…

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It still feels like Sunday.

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Today is Sunday, right?

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abc730 An Indonesian government agency is using a Sydney-based proxy server to run the notorious spyware FinFisher ab.co/1S7YOaY

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rhysam As voted by Greg Sheridan. twitter.com/ddowza/status/…

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@Colvinius Oh no, it clearly needed to be put out of its misery. But I suppose it had an Australia Day reference, kinda.

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Listening to @Herring1967 and @RealDMitchell discuss which kind of ghost would be best to have sex with. comedy.co.uk/podcasts/richa…

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@Colvinius Thanks, Mark. My poorly formed “joke” is clearly even more shit than I’d imagined. :)

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Well well well, boys and girls, isn’t this some joined-up thinking refined into a coherent theory! HT @dannolan twitter.com/DinnerDoneNow/…

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gths OK now what

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So, @Colvinius, this would be Historia Nullius? Or Historia Nullia? twitter.com/Colvinius/stat…

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Yes, Happy Australia Day, everyone! 🗽🗽🗽

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dowsteve Tina Fey is amazing. pic.twitter.com/ldt3hCSKb2

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@SnarkyPlatypus Lots of great things cause stinky shit. You middle-class people need to remember that fact of your gourmet wank-paradise.

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There’s some important life advice for everyone here. twitter.com/oceansresearch…

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@jodiem Your website sounds very boring.

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@jodiem 如果你用力按压黄瓜可以去所有的方式。

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@jodiem Slander! I did no such thing!

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可以看你的包皮嗎?

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phinze OH: “we run all our software in the cloud, and hackers don’t have airplanes, so it’s secure”

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@jdub @leslienassar It would be worse if they’d poisoned the dog.

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edbott DUH. twitter.com/thinkpiecebot/…

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Maybe the Juniper kit was backdoored with a Siberian Shrieker.

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In which @TheRegister uses the words “probe” and “back door” in the one headline. Because they can. twitter.com/darrenpauli/st…

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The Siberian Shrieker sounds like the name of an unfortunate sexual appliance.

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Yes, I’m sure this makes some sort of joined-up sense. twitter.com/SBSPopAsia/sta…

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I think I would like a telescope built by Seth MacFarlane. [Nods.]

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Hello_Tailor “Watching THE BIG SHORT is like gazing into Michael Moore’s butthole with a telescope built by Seth MacFarlane.” hellotailor.blogspot.com/2016/01/the-bi…

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@myrcurial @NewtonMark Well I think @liquidmatrix is edumacational. I learn things. Not all of it is about the presenters’ psychoses.

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@myrcurial @NewtonMark All I know is that city water supplies are complicated. Also, nice to hear @liquidmatrix return.

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@NewtonMark THAT IS HONESTLY WHO I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT.

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Well that would explain the Professor’s strange thought processes. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah, but that’s just tzatziki, and with all the Zs they probably think it’s military terminology.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Germany v Greece never turns out well.

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@paulkidd Who the fuck eats lamb in summer?

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@SnarkyPlatypus No, I hadn’t planned this to be Kangaroo Day.

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Oh that reminds me. I have kangaroo steak. Win.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @ozdj And don’t forget the ever-present stench of eucalyptus oil.

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@ozdj Now it’s funny you should mention that…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well I never was good at celebrating things at the same time as the Ordinary People.

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@ozdj Oh that sounds a WAY easy target. I could procrastinate for the Commonwealth Games.

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Current achievement: Two full hours and more of procrastination.

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Tue plan, draft: Clear up this mess I see before me, so that things look a little less like my entire life has exploded across this room.

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@A0447976 Oh not this little black duck!

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@paulbam3 Well that was my second choice.

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Tuesday. AUSTRALIA! AUSTRALIA! AUSTRALIA! AUSTRALIA! AUSTRALIA! AUSTRALIA! AUSTRALIA! AUSTRALIA! AUSTRALIA! AUSTRALIA! AUSTRALIA! Tuesday.

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