Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 28th, 2016

It will be tomorrow soon. And then it will all happen again.

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@dave_shephard @jturner_ibrs @liquidmatrix Oh dear. That’s a keeper. Terrible, but a keeper.

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@semibogan I understand. I know about fires,

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@semibogan That’s the thing. They don’t care that you hate them. They’ll just continue on their computerish missions regardless.

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@semibogan They’d have rehearsed that part too.

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New blog post:n “Talking iPhone-crashing malware on @ABCNSW Statewide Drive” 9 mins audio from earlier. stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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@NewtonMark Good to hear. So much of this comes down to individual responses.

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@NewtonMark I’m looking forward to finding out what tools the Black Dog Institute will provide to me.

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Not stressing whatsoever.

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@phbarratt @SnarkyPlatypus @zdnetaustralia It’ll certainly be interesting to see how the long game plays out with short-term leaders.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australian businesses facing up to cyberwar need the right kinds of clouds” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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KhaosodEnglish Navy officers in Chonburi today make drug offenders drink holy water and swear to never do it again. pic.twitter.com/HB658lv5Wy

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@SnarkyPlatypus @drearyclocks This would be Disney’s first-even beaver flick.

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@SnarkyPlatypus This is the song that plays under the montage of the happy family family patting down the mid with their strong tails.

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@drearyclocks @TraceySpicer What does it mean when a beaver “logs off”? Is that a euphemism?

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Please choose your collective hallucinations carefully.

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Oh good*. People from CSI:Cyber are speaking at the RSA Conference. rsaconference.com/events/us16/ag… HT @liquidmatrix podcast.

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But first, a kangaroo.

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And the radio spot is done. I’ll post a recording tonight.

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Yep, on after this tennis report.

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This radio spot should be coming up in a few minutes. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@PeteDotAscian @dobes I can add some improvements to that headshot.

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I’m talking iPhone-crashing malware forbes.com/sites/amitchow… on @ABCNSW Statewide in an hour, 1750 AEDT. Listen at radio.abc.net.au/stations/local…

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@PeteDotAscian @dobes Sure, but life’s also too short for devs to plan for every way people might fiddle. It’s a conundrum.

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@R_Chirgwin Do you know what a cutting charge is?

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@PeteDotAscian @dobes So, you block some of the code, but then complain the remainder doesn’t work as intended?

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@ABCNSW Where can I hear the livestream of NSW Statewide Drive?

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Yes that’s right, @zdnetaustralia. They need cyberclouds.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australian businesses facing up to cyberwar need the right kinds of clouds” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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“Dwell, for a moment, on what it takes to become the most despised person in the history of the Aust Labor Party…themonthly.com.au/blog/richard-c…dI

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dobes Daddy pic now Tele compliant pic.twitter.com/KJoppgR9mo

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crdavies I’m looking for a Senior Security Architect to join our @Atlassian team in smartrecruiters.com/Atlassian/8864…

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@NicholasFryer You’ve changed. In a tiny, subtle way. But changed nevertheless.

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DLin71 Those Davos pictures are greatly improved when you replace the words with Mitch Hedberg quotes pic.twitter.com/BdeXCzN43A

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Sadly the story under this headline isn’t what I’d hoped for. themonthly.com.au/blog/richard-c…

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains a lot of cybering and the wrong kind of cloud.

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I’ll be talking about this iPhone-crashing thing on ABC NSW Statewide Drive at 1750 AEDT. forbes.com/sites/amitchow…

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@oliyoung That does make is rather sweet, yes.

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@purserj Well obviously I am thrilled.

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GitHub is down, showing us how programmers designed a single point of failure into their workflows. Well done, everybody.

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@dobes Ah, so it’s like Operation Thunderbolt then. Excellent.

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I’s just gimmicky bullshit in the earnings call to get people talking about Facebook so the share price goes up. And they fall for it.

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Watch the tech press, though, for its gushing praise of Robot-Emperor Zuckerberg’s gift, and His wisdom and generosity generally.

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Great work, humans. Your future ways to express emotions are being designed by a cohort renown for being sub-par in that department.

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FFS, Facebook users already have “ways to quickly express their feelings”. It’s called “language”. theaustralian.com.au/life/facebook-…

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I think I am getting more pleasure from this Apple right now than in the whole of my life before this point.

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jeamland Move GitHub to the blockchain.

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@myrcurial And I also see you’ve made ANOTHER podcast, but I’m not sure where that is on the doll.

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If Richard Dawkins were any bigger a cunt you’d be able to birth rhino twins through him.

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@notrez @PointZeroOne But also, you know… well let’s not dismiss the idea out of hand, right?

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@oberonsghost Thank you, but I think I prefer to do any underwear-sniffing that needs to be done.

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You can call me Troy.

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Sniffing my own underwear. So it doesn’t count.

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@OaaSvc Oh I’m just suggesting one possible type of candidate.

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@andrewwhiteau @paulkidd Actually, it’d be hard to write. Not just listing the factors, but explaining why those factors even matter.

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@andrewwhiteau @paulkidd That sounds like they had stupid criteria then. Or all the apps were equally shit.

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@paulkidd @andrewwhiteau I promise* to use my powers only for good.

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digitalspy Weekly Wipe favourite Philomena Cunk has landed her own show! go.dspy.me/bFnP pic.twitter.com/N901Khwpl9

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@GreenJ Jonathan. If you read poetry, you could end up being like the Attorney-General. Never read poetry.

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@paulkidd @andrewwhiteau I should probably write a thing explaining (simply!) why this is my recommendation.

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Do you know infosec? Are you a Chinese agent whose cover hasn’t been blown? There’s a job for you in Canberra. twitter.com/dpmc_gov_au/st…

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The Weekly Wrap has been updated yet again to reflect all these schedule changes. stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/29… pic.twitter.com/W8O8ayubZ0

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Yes, I think this would be the best approach. twitter.com/mrgrumio/statu…

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Thu plan, supplemental: A kangaroo may be involved at some point. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Thu plan, part B: Certain tidying; finish @zdnetaustralia column; much bookkeeping issues; certain podcast preparations; quiet evening.

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@DeepStorageNet @whispersystems @jpwarren Well that would be a personal matter, obviously.

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This is an occasional reminder that for secure comms, the current recommendation is @whispersystems Signal. whispersystems.org

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Thu plan, draft, Part A: Rearrange the entire schedule, because spiders; invent Thu plan, part B; execute same.

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I believe The KLF put it best. “What the fuck is going on?”

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I note, apropos of nothing in particular, this tweet from yesterday. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I bet this whole thing is a fucking metaphor.

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What’s that old adage? The best camera is the one you have with you? Photography isn’t about cameras. It’s about motive and opportunity.

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And, just as in 2012, that entire mistscape will be gone in the next 10 minutes, leaving the eucalypt scrubland stretching to the horizon.

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There’s a higher-resolution of that @bunjaree image at flickr.com/photos/stilghe… should you want it for some personal use.

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The view from @bunjaree’s Rosella Cottages right now is almost exact like this one I prepared earlier, in Feb 2012. pic.twitter.com/FITAk478K2

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There shall, of course, be a full investigation. But until then…

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I note too that @ClintonDucas’ advice to “leave no evidence” was fundamentally sound.

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Thursday. Did you kill everything, as @ClintonDucas was advised? No, you did not. So that’s how you’re playing it. I see. Thursday.

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