Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 31st, 2016

@Djelibeybi @RogueAmoeba I can see myself building all my core live routing in Audio Hijack as I pimp out my services for this stuff.

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@Djelibeybi Thanks. My experience has been that @RogueAmoeba’s kit is always rock solid.

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@Djelibeybi I do like getting recommendations from people who use tools full-time. That’s something I miss from when I did radio as a job.

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@Djelibeybi Thanks very much, I’ll check it out.

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@damnanq Yeah. it’s one of those times, right?

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@EnsignR Thanks, I suspected that’s what would happen. I’d set the default to be “most recent episode of that show”.

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Blog post: “Updated: Announcing ‘The 9pm Live Animal Experiments 3’” stilgherrian.com/edict/live3/ pic.twitter.com/KNxvAX5JNu

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Oh, and I just deleted the recording. So you folks listening just then now share a SEKRIT experience.

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I’ll now update the blog posts and other stuff to reflect the change of plans.

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The new recording time will be this Tue 2 Feb at 2100 AEDT on the same URL. stilgherrian.com/edict/live3/

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OK, as those listening to the live stream will have heard, a key bit of audio software kept crashing, making things impossible.

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“The 9pm Edict” is now live! Or at least it should be. stilgherrian.com/edict/live3/

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T minus 60 seconds and counting.

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 295: Clearing the fog, another attempt” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/29… pic.twitter.com/miIvbMUCP0

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T minus two minutes and counting.

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New (personal) blog post: “‘To boldly go…’ and the Cycle of Time” stilgherrian.com/personal/cycle/ pic.twitter.com/HHy7fyvRAq

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T minus three minutes and counting.

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T minus five minutes and counting until “The 9pm Edict” is live. stilgherrian.com/edict/live3/

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There’s going to be rather a lot of improvisation in some key segments of this podcast.

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Use the hashtag, you idiots.

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You should now be able to hear some sort of test transmission, yeah?

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T minus 30 minutes and counting until “The 9pm Edict” is live. stilgherrian.com/edict/live3/

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Once I settle into a standard audio chain, I’ll do a detailed blog post. For now, I’m still refining every time.

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@brentspargo That is @AmbrosiaSw’s Soundboard. I so wish they’d restore Soundboard Remote for iPad, so I could get it off the screen.

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That could be simplified further if I didn’t want the option of recording individual channels pre-mix, or adding more stuff.

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H6 (mic pre-amp) + Soundboard into Audio Hijack, then via Rogue Amoeba’s new Loopback into Spreaker Studio twitter.com/jeamland/statu…

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Audio tests complete.

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T minus 60 minutes and counting until “The 9pm Edict” is live. stilgherrian.com/edict/live3/

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@lomantik I’ll blog them tomorrow. I’m in prep mode now.

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If this were a permanent studio set-up, I’d have things spread out over devices and screens, but my aim is to be portable.

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I’m going with a simpler audio chain this time. Confidence means fewer monitoring and recording points. pic.twitter.com/CNU4KIUGWR

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NO YOU CAN ALL STOP NOW REALLY YOU CAN.

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THANK YOU EVERYBODY I DO NOT NEED ANY MORE EXPLODING DEAD ANIMALS.

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@interrogativus “Baxoon” ain’t mine. It’s old IRC slang from the early or mid-1990s, I think.

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Right, less than two hours to go, and I have to have dinner, rig the audio equipment, and finalise my rants. This will be hectic!

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Consolation points to everyone who mentioned pustules or boils. My producer will contact you and send out your prizes. Oh wait.

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… namely a bloated dead sheep|pig on a hot summer’s day, releasing the maggots. Thank you@swearyanthonyn@PointZeroOnene.

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OK, plenty of good suggestions there, thanks. I’ll go with @swearyanthony and @PointZeroOne, whose suggestions were essentially the same…

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T minus two hours and counting until “The 9pm Edict” is live. stilgherrian.com/edict/live3/

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@R_Chirgwin You have shelves. On Tuesday I’ll move them inside.

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Right, while you’re all thinking of that, I’ll go help with a delivery from @sylmobile. Baxoon.

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Now you’re just clutching at straws. twitter.com/margotdate/sta…

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It has to burst open of its own accord.

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Not a piñata, @SnarkyPlatypus, that’s hit from the outside. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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Help me, Twitter! Apart from a spider’s egg sac, what else can suddenly split open to release the things inside? Ideally something gross.

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@R_Chirgwin In a world when it’s my day off?

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The hashtag for “The 9pm Edict” live stream, for those playing along at home, is .

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The recording of “The 9pm Edict” podcast will be streamed live exactly three hours from now. stilgherrian.com/edict/live3/ pic.twitter.com/KNxvAX5JNu

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@tweetofsarah Please excuse me for being abrupt right now, but the script I’m writing is recorded live in under four hours. Talk soon.

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@tweetofsarah Excellent. The next few days are hell, but later in the week works. I’ll be in touch Wednesday at the latest to arrange it.

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@tweetofsarah I’m more than happy to chat about this, and even be convinced I’m wrong, but not right now because I’m on deadline.

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@tweetofsarah I know that’s the preferred term. That’s why I deliberately use the insulting word to mock myself.

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@tweetofsarah I’ll give you benefit of the doubt in not knowing my media and linguistics background and shtick. I choose it deliberately.

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Oh dear. I have just written something that creates too disturbing a mental image for daylight hours.

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@CaPtAiN_dAnGeR_ @AbstractCode I did not, because I was busy. I’ll go back there in due course.

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@voltagex Yeah sorry. Still, if this arsehattery gets into the news cycle, it’s best to take control of the narrative some way.

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How can I get paid to spend my afternoons watching Twitter and correcting all the mistakes?

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And here’s a hashtag for anyone who wants to run with it: . That may need work.

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Unless, that is, we organise some sort of Mass Tranny event in his front garden.

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The risk now is that this daft comment from the ignorant @RossCameron4 may get into the news cycle. Don’t give him oxygen. The story either.

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swearyanthony Never forget, Ross Cameron and the Magic Jews.
storify.com/fakeedbutler/c…

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Have you ever noticed how “strong on family values” seems to go with “weak on any knowledge of post-1600 science”? twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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Oh. I just used Wikipedia to refresh my memory of who Ross Cameron was. There’s ten seconds of my life I won’t get back.

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I was Eric Abetz’ rent boy in the late 1970s. twitter.com/AbstractCode/s…

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What is a Ross Cameron again? I genuinely can’t remember. (“I just don’t see how Ross Cameron is relevant.” Yes, that’s how it goes.)

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@SnarkyPlatypus To confirm, you would have geographical history on your side.

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“I just don’t see” is a statement of a personal failing, not an argument about the world, of course. twitter.com/RossCameron4/s…

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@ERN_Malleyscrub I tell you what, given the supposed history between Abbott and Hockey in rugby, that could work.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’d have thought it’d be an easy one, but don’t guess out loud.

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Clearly I am Australia’s Tina Fey.

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Writing the descriptor “that pathetic pudgy puddle of privilege” into the thing that I am writing.

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The recording of “The 9pm Edict” podcast will be streamed live exactly six hours from now. stilgherrian.com/edict/live3/ pic.twitter.com/KNxvAX5JNu

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I think I need some fresh air.

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Note to self: Bronwyn Bishop as La Cicciolina.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup If I run short in tonight’s podcast I’ll impro something on this theme.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup I think psychology could support it too. But Bolt in the sling, and Daddy Turnbull then… no, I’ll stop there.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup For a start, where’s Andrew Bolt in all this?

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup You guys really haven’t got this Daddy Malcolm imagery sorted properly, have you.

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@paulkidd @FionaPattenMLC @aussexparty Note to self: Notice these two of my forthcoming Melbourne dates to see if beer might be scheduled.

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@paulkidd @FionaPattenMLC @aussexparty Well I see you two are already off to a good start. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.

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Right, I’ve just set up two blog posts and a bunch of tweets to go out automatically in the lead-up to tonight’s podcast recording.

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nazeem_hussain Attn: people with beards. Suggestions for coffee machines?

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The great thing about picking up trade at the STI clinic is that you know they’re up for it and care about their health.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @paulkidd Roofies first, You’ll have more medicine later with your six weekly shots of 1000mg penicillin.

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Party tips from @paulkidd: Roofies and syphilis.

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@paulkidd Mate, if you’ve got any left…

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@joannejacobs Hah! There is that. Though perhaps the process was executed by someone further down the food chain.

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SnarkyPlatypus I haven’t slipped into that universe resembling a series of @danger5tv again have I twitter.com/LIFE/status/69…

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@loupascale Nah, much as I like @APIdaysAU, it isn’t love. I’m just using them for professional gain.

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@paulkidd Pish tosh! Who hasn’t given their friends syphilis? Yes, besides that.

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I have lubricant and a clean towel at the ready, @GreenJ! twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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The recording of “The 9pm Edict” podcast will be streamed live exactly nine hours from now. stilgherrian.com/edict/live3/ pic.twitter.com/KNxvAX5JNu

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@R_Chirgwin Painting pictures with words, Richard, there’s the art.

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A phrase I have just written into a thing I am writing: “sucking up to them like so many saveloys at a seventies swingers party”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I am very annoyed to miss out on @feraldata’s keynote and, perhaps, a beer.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I am not. I cancelled when I realised I couldn’t combing focusing on conference coverage with negotiations with the ATO.

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This is why we can’t have nice things, part two. twitter.com/developerjack/…

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@domknight Story angle: Fire safety codes are designed around the number of people to get down those stairs. You know the next question.

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@paulkidd Wait. What have you given them?

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@paulkidd They’ll be, erm, soiled though, won’t they. Or possibly despoiled.

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This is why we can’t have nice things. twitter.com/paulkidd/statu…

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The social medias, motherfuckers, I can speak it!

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In which @NicholasFryer reports progress on “The Arch Window” for tonight’s episode of “The 9pm Edict”. pic.twitter.com/4XFeWyatTM

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Oh look! A “groundswell of grass-roots support”, @BernardKeane! twitter.com/loupascale/sta…

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I thought it was “You’d better leave, my mother will be home soon.” twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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@aleeb88 @SnarkyPlatypus I hate you. I’ve always hated you.

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Who wants to sponsor me some flights and accommodation to get ti @APIdaysAU in Melbourne on 1-2 March? au.apidays.io

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Sydney accommodation prices.

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Blog post: “Talking iPhone-crashing malware on @ABCNSW Statewide”, 9 min audio from Thursday. stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “Australian businesses facing up to cyberwar need the right kinds of clouds” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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lauralexx Tonight I was heckled with “lesbian” and “get your tits out”. So I’ve choked a man to death on his own misogyny and homophobia.

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Sun plan, draft: Laundry; podcast scripting, pre-production, 2100 recording, and posting; Weekly Wrap. This will be a busy day.

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Um, I’ve only just woken up, so I don’t know the context for this yet, but whatever it is it’ll be, um, “good”, twitter.com/csoghoian/stat…

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Awww. The plan was that I’d be awake before the automated 0900 tweet fired off. I’ve broken formal. Sulk.

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Sunday. The oozing should stop in about an hour. That can’t be guaranteed, though. Sunday.

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The recording of “The 9pm Edict” podcast will be streamed live exactly 12 hours from now. stilgherrian.com/edict/live3/ pic.twitter.com/KNxvAX5JNu

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