Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 18th, 2016

“Tony Ate… at Eight” is a tribute to Abbott’s love of things in his mouth, and to his character. 0800 AEST, repeated 2000 AEST.

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Tony Ate… at Eight #50: Tony eats the last of the Taiwanese woman’s sweets, just to spite her. (Photo: Mark Callejapic.twitter.com/OOdW95Lkx6x6

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Collapsing because dreadful. See you all tomorrow, bright* and early. (Well, there’s two automated tweets later.)

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evcricket Brush-Tailed Possum in clumsy idiot shock

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Backpacking: (n) An extended low-cost attempt to understand another country’s culture by vomiting on it.

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petertaggart Depp: …*sighs*…furthermore, your Deputy Prime Minister is a handsome man and I would turn gay for him.
Barnaby: more

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MagicRealismBot A congressman plans to catalogue every ice cream cone in Germany.

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You could well say that we “haven’t gotten to the bottom” of it yet… twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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@scott_thewspot @Pollytics @murpharoo @GrogsGamut No, I just seem to follow a lot of illiterate arsehats.

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Current sea state: Bristol 7.

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Te government, or at least ministers, hire communications staff who can’t shoot a video? In 2016? HAHAHA! twitter.com/drearyclocks/s…

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skwashd If you call +61341000114 and tell the @ato_gov_au scammers you’d like to order Indian take away they get annoyed.

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Dear Internet, please send @kcarruthers more voicemail. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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smartbrain Exclusive from the frontline of war against Thailand dog meat trade dailym.ai/1tf7Khk via @MailOnline @stilgherrian fyi :)

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They just write themselves, folks. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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jendudley Australia’s entire government could be dissolved today and we’d all be too busy mocking Johnny Depp’s atrocious apology film.

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KhaosodEnglish Songkran Death Toll Highest in a Decade khaosodenglish.com/detail.php?new… pic.twitter.com/zGL3oIB33P

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@smartbrain Well Isan is the home of nham tok, right? Only the gods know what happens up there.

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Can you make nham tok out of dog? Asking for a friend.

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“Give us a ‘D’!”
“D!”
“Give us another ‘D’!”
“D!”
“What does is spell?”
“Gin and self-loathing!” twitter.com/SabraLane/stat…

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@ApostrophePong Well, this was very good. I’ll definitely be returning. Their “Hardcore Lao!!!” section of the menu looked fascinating.

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If I search for “warm and erect” will I regret it?

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Stop retweeting my lame jokes and offer your cool location for a video shoot honestly what is wrong with you people. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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It’s a subtle tweet, this one. On the surface so simple, yet laden with meaning. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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raaahbin I’ve been watching this for ages, doesn’t seem to be moving at all. Is it still loading? pic.twitter.com/b7tkzhmRYd

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@GreenJ Did you know that there’s a portal as well as the hub?

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Dear Sydney, anyone got a good cyberish wall of blinkenlights we could video some 2-person chats in front of? Or similar?

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@Stevie_Easton Well, only the programmers “code”. But then I have a computing science background.

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In a room full of investigative journalists, the room being the Nuix conference room in Sydney. instagram.com/p/BEU1nXfCFml/

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JamColley Hey guys, how about a skateboard but with rockets or something i dunno you’re the experts. Am I an innovator now? Thanks.

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SophieAG US Journalist files FOI request for new Game Of Thrones episode sent to President Obama by the network. hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/game…

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Claire_Phipps If only Johnny Depp’s wife had a name :(

Poor Johnny Depp’s wife twitter.com/BBCWorld/statu…

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Pro Tip:
1. Handle chillies.
2. Wipe eyes.
3. ???
4. Profit.

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BrigadierSlog She’s a bonza sheila and not at all stuck up. twitter.com/eleanorbloom/s…

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Well telling Soapy QC to sit down and STFU would doubtless help to achieve this goal. twitter.com/shalailah/stat…

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edhusicMP All I can say is this level of chaos would never happen under Prime Minister Andrews

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Yeah, but don’t get worked up. This isn’t an important detail. twitter.com/MrTimCallanan/…

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Seriously, @AlboMP, a Federal High Speed Rail Authority as a pre-election announceable is EXACTLY this scene. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“Utopia” series 1 episode 3, “Very Fast Turnover”. Here’s the relevant scene (bootleg copy). youtu.be/kKWySe8xIWM?t=… twitter.com/AlboMP/status/…

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TawarRazaghi lol special @BetootaAdvocate investigation finds it’s 15 times easier to access MDMA in Double Bay or Bondi than NBN betootaadvocate.com/headlines/mdma…

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“If you call somebody a no-good thieving authoritarian goatfucker, you’d better be able to produce the goat.” —@Bobospheree on@onthemediaa.

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@haruki_zaemon wow, I hadn’t seen that news, thank you.

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@NuclearAnthro @dobes The Gold Coast is annoying generally, not just because of Mr Depp, so about 15kt, I reckon. pic.twitter.com/FNkY6ckNPX

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@NuclearAnthro @dobes True. Well, a W80 warhead gives us choices, no? Even the nuke-tipped Tomahawk cruise missile?

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@dobes @NuclearAnthro Here’s a better version of that photo from our friends at Boeing. pic.twitter.com/iYf1jf8Nzh

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@dobes @NuclearAnthro I want to say the AGM-28 Hound Dog, but it’s strategic, not tactical. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AGM-28_Ho… pic.twitter.com/Nh6jNKqHib

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Mon plan: MOAR STEAK; write for @zdnetaustralia; break for 1230 Nuix/Walkleys lunch, Sydney CBD; not-drinking, I would hope.

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@NuclearAnthro It’s a great word. Has flavours of meaning 1b as well. It’s selling, but with an excess of promotion.

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@NuclearAnthro Oops, I’m using UK and AU English. “To sell”, meaning 2 here. google.com.au/search?client=…

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Well there’s a sentence I didn’t expect to be writing this morning. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@scottamcintyre My extensive* research says “No”, it’s the wrong shape for rectal use. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectal_th…

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@NuclearAnthro Well they’re the product-flog, certainly.

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I think most of us can think of a few ways… H@NuclearAnthrorpic.twitter.com/OfO2KAyul0l0

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Shit. It’s 0830 already. I’ll have to rearrange this plan a bit. I blame the people of Thailand, Malaysia, and Laos, in that order.

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@juhasaarinen @TheKouk Perhaps, but it did give you the chance to use the word “escapades”, which is a clear win.

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@NuclearAnthro So, themes of confidence, power, safety etc. Shiny new future to distract from the destruction. Atoms are friendly, really.

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@NuclearAnthro 1. “Atomic” was about the future and power after a war which tested those ideas. 2. For vendors, sell atomic power. (2/2)

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@NuclearAnthro I may have the wrong nuance of your question, but weren’t such adverts a mix of two goals… (1/2)

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drivelcast The notes on this red wine say it’s ‘perfect for any occasion’. But just try telling that to the squares who chaired my disciplinary hearing

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@murpharoo Oh, well perhaps that cocktail of @SnarkyPlatypus’ invention, the Xantini.

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Also, gin futures up six percentage points. twitter.com/murpharoo/stat…

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So, would you rather I pick the bottoms? How many do you want? twitter.com/TheKouk/status…

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glengyron He’s quick. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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Yes. Windows users, remove Apple’s QuickTime for Windows from your computers ‘cos Apple won’t be fixing its flaws. twitter.com/jturner_ibrs/s…

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“Tony Ate… at Eight” is a tribute to Abbott’s love of things in his mouth, and to his character. 0800 AEST, repeated 2000 AEST.

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Tony Ate… at Eight #50: Tony eats the last of the Taiwanese woman’s sweets, just to spite her. (Photo: Mark Callejapic.twitter.com/rpWtpmXIprpr

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@NuclearAnthro The mailbox is in Enmore, near where I lived a few years ago, but I only go there once or twice a month. I’ll go tomorrow.

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@NuclearAnthro Oh I know that too, but in a somewhat more suitable way. As for the package, thanks for reminder to check the mailbox.

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@Hippopeteamus Oh I know that, but the de Havilland DH.98 Mosquito did not carry a nuclear reactor.

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Yes. An “atomic aircraft” made of plywood. That seems like the way to the future, it does.

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I love that the “atomic airplane” in this is basically Howard Hughes’ Spruce Goose. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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The rest of my alleged plans, and links to last week’s stuff, are in the Weekly Wrap. stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/30… pic.twitter.com/odqsgibDEH

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Mon plan, draft: MOAR STEAK; write for @zdnetaustralia; 1230 Nuix/Walkleys lunch, Sydney CBD; more write for @zdnetaustralia; not-drinking.

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Bronhawk down! Also, I love the heels on the landing skids. Amongst other aspecs. twitter.com/cathywilcox1/s…

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@XanderPlooy Yes, well, my head of somewhat discombobulated by it all just now.

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Dear God, I need a coffee.

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The robots are masturbating.

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The robots are listening.

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Immediately a van with its lights off started following us back to the bus stop. After that, the dream got confusing. I’ll stop there.

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Later, I had to discuss the robot’s actions with the car’s owner, somewhere where the pervasive “crime” cameras couldn’t read my lips.

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I escaped the robot. Then an old woman gave me a syringe of chemicals to kill weeds by the railway. It dribbled into my backpack.

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Monday. The robot starts masturbating, and refuses to tell you where the nearest railway station is. You demand it stops the car. Monday.

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