Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 22nd, 2016

“Tony Ate… at Eight” is a tribute to Abbott’s love of things in his mouth, and those of this loves in life. 0800 AEST, repeated 2000 AEST.

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Tony Ate… at Eight #54: Turtle-lizards regurgitate and chew five times before swallowing. (Photo: Craig Greenhillpic.twitter.com/lYICSUFkEVEV

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@R_Chirgwin That video also shows how methodical they are in such situations, not the dramatic shouting like in the movies.

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Just in case you were wondering whether Sydney’s roads would be ready for the long weekend traffic… pic.twitter.com/1rXgx14IaZ

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TheEvilChris Lets plant catnip, he said. It prevents mosquitoes, he said. What could go wrong, he said. pic.twitter.com/5bQjAHlrpi

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I just realised that in this first picture the entire tail turret is missing. That probably didn’t end well. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@wolfcat Many people would, I expect.

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As I said the other day, let’s start calling it the West Philippine Sea and see what happens. twitter.com/warisboring/st…

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queergardener Channel 9 paid for the contract killing of Prince

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@WulfKhan I can improve all manner of awkward social situations.

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Well here’s another thing I promise not to misuse. twitter.com/ArmsControlWon…

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@schlep_star Oh yeah, I think you’re right. Hell of a thing to forget tho.

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As a side note, if USAF doesn’t want their A-10s any more, can I have one? I promise to use it responsibly.

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The A-10 was designed so the undercarriage wheels protrude even when retracted to allow exactly this landing. twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…

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@Gwyntaglaw Well that is an unfortunate typo. Wondering how you even typo “deal” for “dead”.

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Noticing that I’ve achieved everything that I needed to achieve today. Pleased.

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@HivintAU @darrenpauli Oh ta, I’ll definitely read and consider. But not today, because I’m all cybered out.

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Official diagnosis: I am not deal.

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Look give them a break. It’s easy to get them confused… twitter.com/ozdj/status/72…

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Launching probes into the far reaches of the Solar System.

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This is why we can’t have nice things. twitter.com/MolksTVTalk/st…

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@nnwakelam It’s OK, but this is exhausting, so let’s give it a wrist.

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@nnwakelam Well somebody has to shoulder the responsibility.

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@nnwakelam Nah, you’re just pulling my leg.

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I agree with @erstkate. There’s a lot to think about in this tweet. twitter.com/DavidLeyonhjel…

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@ssharwood Agile Octopuses for Innovation!

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andrewdotnich Bling’s for suckers. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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OH: If you were an octopus, you could wear more jewellery, because you’d have eight arms.

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It is your lunchtime? Would you like to ruin your appetite? Here you go! twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Doctor: Hi Stil, are you seeing me?
Me: Yes.
Doctor: I don’t think you’re in the system.
Me: At the desk I was. I’m next after this guy. 🙄

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From where I’m sitting, I can see both the Beguiling Antlers and the Giant Neon Vagina.

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@DVAAus More than happy to. I’m glad to see the slow but steady shift in mental health care for the forces.

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… which makes it an Arsebook? Rectumbooktwitter.com/juhasaarinen/s…Sd

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Right, time to head to The Place of the Beguiling Antlers. (Again, I won’t say “Antlerland” because it confuses @gths.)

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Thank you, @DVAAus, for sending this out to ex-serving personnel before Anzac Day. dva.gov.au/health-and-wel… pic.twitter.com/iPrzObLwvc

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Media Release: Survey (or “study”, as they call it) commissioned by vendor predicts increased demand for product vendor sells. [Deletes.]

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@AussiemacJ @cpbeefcake Sadly, Chris refuses to believe that dropbears are a thing. He should read this. australianmuseum.net.au/drop-bear

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Just recorded a nice interview with the gentlemanly @cpbeefcake. I’m not sure where that’ll emerge, but it was fun.

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There’s a joke in here about being torpedoed, but someone else can work out the details and use that. twitter.com/seearjay/statu…

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And if you think the “Stop the Bytes” headline is bad, wait until you read the article.

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Some of my thoughts on the Cyber Security Strategy. “Turnbull sets the scene for a ‘Stop the Bytes’ election” zdnet.com/article/turnbu…

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gths Btw someone check on Tom Waits, make sure he’s doing something harmless like playing horseshoes with raccoons or something

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@patentology Thanks. It continues to fascinate me, especially with Anzac Day looming.

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@patentology I’m struggling to think of one. But yeah, is that good or bad? I’ve no idea. Perhaps I just repress it. Anyway, ta for that.

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jeamland Seeking to out-do Canada’s Prime Minister @TurnbullMalcolm will now explain how George Brandis’ mind works.

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@patentology I should say that I’m not criticising others’ reactions. I’m just curious about something I don’t share.

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@patentology True, though personally I don’t seem to be affected by the death of people I’ve never met. YMMV, of course.

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@patentology I didn’t presume anything. I just wondered what happened when it happened.

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I continue to be impressed by @L1SydnewTrams’ ability to recruit such consistently friendly and helpful staff.

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@Andrew_Zammit Thanks, Andrew, but Mr Molk has had far more interesting people on that podcast.

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SnarkyPlatypus Pyrokinesis would be such a great superpower.

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I wonder what folks will be like when it’s their actual friends and families dropping like flies.

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glengyron Double J is Triple Js funeral channel, yeah?

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BrigadierSlog Good to see the Libs have moved on past this. :-) twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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Why thank you, Leanne. I’m incapable of taking anything seriously. twitter.com/MsLods/status/…

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Oh cool. I’m only wearing the top, too. twitter.com/PointZeroOne/s…

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NewtonMark Oh wait, no.

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NewtonMark Nickelback died?

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Fri plan: Quick editing task; 1030 record interview, Sydney CBD; 1215 medical appointment; lunch (where?); geek-for-hire tasks; evening TBA.

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It’s pretty cool that this is how I’ll be pictured over the coming days. pic.twitter.com/pZMhC3bKMp

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@NicholasFryer Meh. Only if you want. I won’t do final assembly until Sunday evening, I expect.

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Look, THIS is how you report faults! Specific facts, not mealy-mouthed “Some customers may be experiencing issues.” twitter.com/basecamp/statu…

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@NicholasFryer Excellent. I’ll be assembling some sort of podcast over the weekend. I may mention Anzac Day, but it won’t be a focus.

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This has cheered me up immensely.

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Ah, @NicholasFryer, you always were such a good friend.

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NicholasFryer Thank God all the good Beatles are already dead.

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NicholasFryer This gnashing of teeth amongst middle-aged music fans is just going to get louder & louder for the next 20 years, isn’t it?

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@HumansOfThis Always admit a little truth so you can keep the big truth hidden, or something. Nah, it was fun. I’m very happy,

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@berndog56 @KimmerLions It’s a Chaser story, Bern. Have a little think about that.

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@HumansOfThis This does mean I liked it. Well, “liked” is perhaps too strong a word. I endured it.

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@Suracymbal I should probably do that, yes, even though I haven’t turned on autocorrect in this desktop client.

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@LinuxMale @darrenpauli @MsLods @TheRegister I know that @riskybusiness used to do some recruiting, but not sure if he still does.

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@LinuxMale @darrenpauli @MsLods @TheRegister I know that, yes, Leanne. It’s a job, so like any other you apply to pentesting firms.

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It’s like coming into a discussion about car airbags to complain about a traffic jam on the M4. Arsehats.

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If you’re looking for some good* amusement, check the hashtag for the daft unrelated NBN whinges. They’re a thing.

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“This working”? I mean “this morning”. What sort of brain defect causes that sort of error?

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I don’t think I’m going to click through to read this email. pic.twitter.com/66M5PQsSsS

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@dobes Yeah, well, that’s really not the point.

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“A mysterious illness has been spreading across the US, coinciding with massive chemtrail spraying – and it’s possible the two are linked.”

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@domknight And there’s SO many more! I’m guessing the photojournalists have spotted his awkwardness and seek it out.

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@domknight Quite possibly, but I’m enjoying it and it doesn’t frighten the horses.

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Meanwhile… “Did the Chemtrail Flu Kill Prince and Merle Haggard?infowars.com/did-the-chemtr…C3

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Meanwhile… “MP Cathy McGowan refuses to deny she was physically pushed by Sophie Mirabella” abc.net.au/news/2016-04-2…

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Sheer fuckin’ brilliance there, Mirabella. More of that please. Maybe get your own talk show.

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gabriellechan Vote for us or you’ll be punished, says Sophie Mirabella. twitter.com/skynewsaust/st…

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So that Sophia Mirabella, eh? Some genius* political work there this working.

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So yeah I’m on today’s @HumansOfThis and I didn’t set fire to it either. buff.ly/1MzbPsz pic.twitter.com/Nt10vkelwR

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No, sorry @lainelangridge. I can’t be bothered doing all the rights paperwork, which would be the biggest task. twitter.com/lainelangridge…

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“Tony Ate… at Eight” is a tribute to Abbott’s love of things in his mouth, and those of this loves in life. 0800 AEST, repeated 2000 AEST.

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Tony Ate… at Eight #54: Turtle-lizards regurgitate and chew five times before swallowing. (Photo: Craig Greenhillpic.twitter.com/tsxnTz3HUWUW

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@HumansOfThis I bet you say that to all the boys and girls.

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Meanwhile, me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “Turnbull sets the scene for a ‘Stop the Bytes’ election” zdnet.com/article/turnbu…

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Is there any gin around here?

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@bastardsheep I honestly can’t remember whether we talked about that or not. I’ll soon find out.

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I think I’ll listen back to that @HumansOfThis episode before plugging it too much. I suspect I said too much.

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DavidBerkelmans .@7NewsMelbourne there were more interesting things to show from the launch than my silly phone case pic.twitter.com/E2unSHQcvJ

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Fri plan, draft, supplemental: Full Moon is at 1524 AEST. You won’t be able to see it, but you’ll know when it happens.

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Fri plan, draft” Quick editing task; 1030 record interview, Sydney CBD; 1215 medical appointment; lunch (where?); afternoon and evening TBA.

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@scottamcintyre My GP hints at it from time to time, but what would he know?

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Friday. Look, I don’t know what you think we do here, but you’d better lift your game. Use this tyre lever. Friday.

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