Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 26th, 2016

@photogramel @MolksTVTalk Oh dear. Well, there’s some high cliffs over rocks at Bondi…

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@MolksTVTalk @Wolfie_Rankin As a character in an ensemble, sure, we all know that guy. But an entire show? Doesn’t do it for me.

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@MolksTVTalk @MsLods I’ve only seen him in “Utopia”, which I re-watched recently. Yeah, socially-awkward comedy isn’t my cup of tea. YMMV.

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@MolksTVTalk This is still not persuading me. Is there a serial killer in it? Or maybe I’d watch the Lars von Trier version.

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@MolksTVTalk Really? The promos are very stabby-making.

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I can’t think of a single combination of drugs and/or mental illness that would cause me to want to watch “Luke Warm Sex”.

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LaboriousALC Found this ad. Think it’s about back pain, caused by long hair pic.twitter.com/EhMK7NjFhy

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@R_Chirgwin There’s a bear in there, and a chair as well. There are people with games, and stories to tell.

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Tony Ate… at Eight #58: Tony introduces his daughters to the pleasures of fish fillets. (Photo: Penny Stephenspic.twitter.com/ICSGaKkLo7o7

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“Tony Ate… at Eight” is a tribute to Abbott’s love of things in his mouth. 0800 AEST, repeated 2000 AEST.

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@domknight This makes sense. As an aside, I produced an episode of @RNFutureTense last year, which was fun.

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@wommibat @HumansOfThis No sarcasm detected at all. With luck I’ll post a new The 9pm Edict podcast tomorrow, maybe Thursday or Friday.

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@domknight Indeed. :) I suppose I should start pitching program proposals.

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@MsLods Intelligence management tools’ ability to present material as a timeline, social graph etc is key too. And they’re improving fast.

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“Dumpling Happy Hour 3 to 5pm daily.” What an excellent sign.

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@domknight Yeah, this is why someone should give me a regular program. ;)

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And the @774melbourne radio spot is done. I’ll post a recording on my website later this evening.

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@domknight It’s become a roughly monthly thing with @774melbourne now.

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I’ll be on ABC @774melbourne after the first song after the news. You can listen at radio.abc.net.au/stations/local… or on ABC apps. (774 not 764.)

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Standing by for ABC 764 Melbourne. instagram.com/p/BEqF0GZiFv4/

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They seemed quite miffed when I declined, citing the minor fact that what they were proposing to do was illegal. (2/2)

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I once had a business asking me to set up an online shop so if people entered a code their sale wasn’t logged. (1/2) twitter.com/rohan_p/status…

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jsweeney_ibrs Presentation on IoT data anlaysis: “We need to know what deviation looks like.” Me: hides under table.

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bangkokcharlie New heat record in pic.twitter.com/JZdYnJDdvf

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smartbrain Just think of the cost of rent if that happens………. ;( twitter.com/RedHotSquirrel…

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I’m not so much a concerned citizen as a cause for concern.

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lapuntadelfin It seems that @PeterDutton_MP is relying on an arcane clause that stipulates PNG law does not apply to steamed vegetables

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@ataraxite This urban myth has featured pretty much every celebrity since the dawn of time.

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I’m talking the cybers on ABC @774melbourne and across Victoria tonight after 1900 AEST. Listening happens at radio.abc.net.au/stations/local…

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“Hello? National Security Hotline? There’s this guy in Canberra who’s illegally imprisoned hundreds of people…” twitter.com/agdgovau/statu…

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benpobjie Ugh, can we stop talking about female ejaculation for one second? twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…

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I know! Why don’t we ask Peter Reith?

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The media going to Tony Abbott for comment is pretty much the same as going to Pauline Hanson. The lazy option.

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I just realised that Nua Lao Thai is where Crocodile Senior used to be.

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RaygunBrown No matter how hard life gets and how often you question yourself every day - at least you’ll never be this guy. pic.twitter.com/p3xObagSyg

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I haven’t stopped to take it all in before, but Mr Packer’s erection is really quite enormous.

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Lost a dog in Lilyfield, Leichhardt, Annandale or this like? instagram.com/p/BEp4dwnCFt3/

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@R_Chirgwin @GreenJ Of course only surface ships can run active sonar like that. Submarines would be giving away their position.

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Note to Drivers: All those cyclists with video cameras on their helmets? Don’t worry, you can still take them out from behind.

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jxeeno Just to update everyone, I’m breaking apart a new block of chocolate.

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thegrugq Australia: “it’s not a concentration camps for ‘undesirables,’ it’s just a concentration of undesirable asylum seekers, housed in a camp.”

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If you give me $50 billion, I too will congratulate everyone who’s contributed without listing their names. twitter.com/Colvinius/stat…

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“Phishing remains a data breach weapon of choice, says Verizon”, writes @ldignan zdnet.com/article/phishi…

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mm_bennett I can’t believe John Howard doesn’t like synchronized swimming.

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@dobes But yes, either of us could have come up with “Cyber Valley”.

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@dobes There is so much to be disturbed about.

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“Perhaps there is a cyber-point to this innovation claptrap”, writes @dobes zdnet.com/article/perhap… I assume “cyberclaptrap” didn’t fit.

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@dobes So does that link to you or to me?

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abcnews : Papua New Guinea’s Supreme Court has found Australia’s detention of asylum seekers on Manus Island is illegal

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@drearyclocks @dobes @joshgnosis Production library music is always* the best.

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Do you want me to run a quick test? twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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I’m talking about various cybers tonight at 1900 AEST on ABC @774melbourne and across Victoria. Listening happens at radio.abc.net.au/stations/local…

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Sputnik_Not in 1986 a small accident occurred at Nuclear Power Plant and the USSR immediately notified everybody pic.twitter.com/iOpLLGkwjk

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Every night, Rob. Every single night. twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…

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No-one has ever assembled such a fine panel of naval architects, marine engineers, and submarine warfare analysts. twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…

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Alex Hawke for Treasurer. You know it makes sense.

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@noeltowell Only one of these things can be relied upon to be true every day… but yes, as you were, full steam ahead, etc.

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Still, Alex Hawke in Alex Hawke being an ignorant arsehat shock. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@noeltowell Possibly. It hasn’t been a fabulous day so far.

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Unlike politics, building submarines requires rather a lot of specialised planning. twitter.com/thewireradio/s…

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I’m sure there is a planet somewhere on which this sentence means something. twitter.com/jsweeney_ibrs/…

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Tarale I don’t understand why so many people have retweeted my forgotten bananas. 😛

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berniethoughts HOW ABOUT PUSHED PORK

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No, please, do keep those French jokes coming.

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@QJernalisms @GlavenCrocker I think the full Latham headline is the one that deserves a run. pic.twitter.com/lnhspukA9r

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@noeltowell Also, I think you’ll find the Daily Telegraph published it. I’m just pointing and laughing. Get a grip.

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@noeltowell So, do you know what sarcasm is?

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I’m sure that all your suggested names for the new submarines are very funny.

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Also, punctuation or anything approaching a coherently-constructed sentence. twitter.com/BernardKeane/s…

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“Tonight on ‘I’m an Instant Fucking Expert’, a double-header. Modern submarine warfare, and Drone Magic™. I’m Dwayne Arsehat.”

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OK, everyone, this time it really is done and dusted. twitter.com/ResignInShame/…

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@djmer1 That said, the broad point is true. Drones are not some magic solution, and I’m sick to death of people suggesting Drone Magic™.

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@djmer1 Yeah so you wouldn’t use subs for stop-and-search. You reveal their position, and there’s nowhere to put prisoners.

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And… here’s another one. I detect a competition coming ontwitter.com/darrenpauli/st…Qa

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Well, folks, here it is. You can all go home now. twitter.com/TatteredRemnan…

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@djmer1 You certainly don’t want the vendor to be able to dump support after some shorter period.

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@djmer1 Um, that’s a service-life contract, and would include provision for maintenance and routine system upgrades.

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darrenpauli Has someone Photoshopped a periscope on a baguette yet?

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Speaking of why we can’t have nice things… H@rpyppic.twitter.com/5RU6hlQhoSoS

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I wouldn’t bother going. It’ll all be Prince covers. twitter.com/mikko/status/7…

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HeathJAston We’re in good hands. The French make pretty good cars too pic.twitter.com/8oPVTFFWTf

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This is why we can’t have nice things. twitter.com/OaaSvc/status/…

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It is truly a shame that we didn’t act on Senator Leyonhjelm’s advice and build the submarines in Western Sydney. openaustralia.org.au/senate/?id=201…

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@dobes HAHAHAHAHA. Are you new here?

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@NuclearAnthro Ah, I don’t remember that stamp, but I certainly remember a bunch about the anti-French campaigns back then.

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@lyndalcurtis Still, I rather like the idea of sending $50 billion to some anonymous Twitter account. In Bitcoin, of course.

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“Why do you believe you’d be a good choice for this political advisor role?”
“Well, I’ve watched ‘The Thick of It’ twice.”

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So Daddy Malcolm has bracketed Anzac Day with strong-leader messaging. Cybers and subs. I’m sure it’s a coincidence.

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sosadtoday my peer group is a burrito and a dog

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Odds on @DCNs not being a submarine vendor. twitter.com/lyndalcurtis/s…

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jturner_ibrs Hypothesis: the quality of a conference is inversely proportional to the volume of the techno

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There is a lot to commend in this plan. twitter.com/LindyBurns/sta…

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From Jan 2016, “Why Bill Shorten is better than a cabbage” theaustralian.com.au/opinion/blogs/…

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Oh I so miss my daily pre-broadcast chats with Mungo MacCallum… pic.twitter.com/TO5aN4qT0t

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AlexDruce1987 Mungo MacCullum says Mirabella kneed him in the goolies at a function back in 1999 themonthly.com.au/blog/mungo-mac… via @THEMONTHLY

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@Anthony_Caruana Yeah, going back to HDD after SSD, USB3 is probably going to work. Oh well, I’ve done it now.

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This story in @australian also makes clear the political complexities of this submarine decision. twitter.com/australian/sta…

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australian : France wins submarine contract. bit.ly/1WmK0Wg pic.twitter.com/gXhxJCC5Nj

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Tue plan, redraft. Fried rice; catch up on those geek-for-hire tasks; podcast scripting; 1900 ABC @774melbourne, from ABC Ultimo; dinner.

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@CipherLaw Good thinking. I haven’t been to the US in while.

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Right. Let’s have another go at this Tuesday thing.

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Waiting for the Nausea to Subside shall now begin. Expect me to return in a couple of hours.

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etienneshrdlu We are destroying the meringue bird’s habitat to satisfy our selfish appetites pic.twitter.com/vhvPRWELjE

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Tarale Dammit! I forgot my bananas!!

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And the winner is News Corp Aust, according to @ozdj. twitter.com/ozdj/status/72…

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My Weekly Wrap’s “The Week Ahead” has been edited to reflect changes to the schedule. stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/30… pic.twitter.com/P10C7ieomz

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Tue plan, draft. Wait for the nausea to subside; catch up on those geek-for-hire tasks; podcast scripting; 1900 ABC @774melbourne.

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Tony Ate… at Eight #58: Tony introduces his daughters to the pleasures of fish fillets. (Photo: Penny Stephenspic.twitter.com/yxvrprVocHcH

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“Tony Ate… at Eight” is a tribute to Abbott’s love of things in his mouth. 0800 AEST, repeated 2000 AEST.

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ozdj BETS PLEASE:

Which media outlet will be the first to run a Game of Thrones S06E01 “Australians set illegal downloading record” story?

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On the plus side, the loaner MacBook Pro how has all my data, so I just need to log back in to everything.

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This tweet continues to be relevant. Stilgherrian is running late and out of timetable order. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Tuesday. Everything that you do will be perfect for the circumstances. Everything. Tuesday.

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