Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 28th, 2016

“Tony Ate… at Eight” is a tribute to Abbott’s love of things in his mouth, real or hoped-for. 0800 AEST, repeated 2000 AEST.

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Tony Ate… at Eight #60: Tony is heartbroken to discovered they’re not pig carcasses. (Photo: Ray Strangepic.twitter.com/xB4lqG93SMSM

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OH: “My musk game is strong.”

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sadserver “Let’s deploy Openstack!” from the group with other popular comedy hits such as

“MySQL is a database”

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“I know what I’m doing”

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jamesrbuk I take *three days* off and this starts happening by day two. twitter.com/janinegibson/s…

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If you shout on Twitter then everything gets sorted out.

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I’M DOWNSTAIRS SOMEONE NEEDS TO COME AND LET ME IN.

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Well, we have more people than before then too. Cite per capita or GTFO. twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…

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@elronxenu Well, I daresay I’ll whinge on Twitter when I’m done.

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Canberra. By dickheads, for dickheads. twitter.com/erstkate/statu…

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I wish to make it clear this was autocorrect and not me. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@elronxenu Um, somehow “video” got autocorrected into “bedroom”. WTAF?

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@elronxenu I have not, because I don’t know how this bedroom shoot will end up.

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@EmperorNorton I shan’t follow closely, ‘cos it’s not my patch, but I know these guys do good work. Bon chance!

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LukeTheMono My favourite trend I’ve seen on Google Trends so far: pic.twitter.com/xpv30YNb1G

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@R_Chirgwin Well, you know Poul Anderson wrote about a beer-powered spacecraft, right?

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@R_Chirgwin Look, it’s got sugar in it. It’ll ferment. It’s one of God’s laws.

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@R_Chirgwin Here’s another which doesn’t even pretend not to be moonshine. learntomoonshine.com/kiwi-infused-m…

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@R_Chirgwin Here’s a recipe for Homemade Kiwi Liqueur. Just get some cheap-arse vodka and go for it. celebrationgeneration.com/blog/2010/07/2…

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@seamus Why would you eat a mattress protector?

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You can’t fool me. That’s vanilla ice-cream. twitter.com/VirginAustrali…

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This reeks of being a scam. 400,000 people? And with what facilities? twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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@AtomicMPC It’s almost impossible to handle this bullshit without a dark, dark sense of humour.

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Looks like we have another muppet in the Senate, folks. twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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@grum [Checks time] Yeah a bit early for that. Give it another half an hour.

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Or twelve if they’re single shots.

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So no more than six drinks.

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Right. I have an hour to kill, and I must not spend it drinking, because at 1800 there’s the video shoot.

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@michaelmeloni Well that’s he secret Hellgate on Platform 7.

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@PlaneTalking I do hope someone kept minutes, or planted a bug.

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Yeah I could rock this look, I reckon. instagram.com/p/BEu_VsLCFvZ/

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@glengyron Good to know, thank you, but it’d take a lot to beat The Chef Who Is Trying To Kill Me.

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Ah, Town Hall station, a disaster waiting to happen.

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When you are trolled by your own editrix… twitter.com/Cassper_K/stat…

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@RhetoricalDev The old one was dying and not worth selling, or usable. I have a loaner.

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@rwerkh Warranty. Otherwise it’d be over $1000.

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Having been dealt with by a Genius. Replacement screen not in stock, so repair time is 3 to 5 days (and Apple quotes conservatively).

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Waiting for a Genius.

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So I’m confused. Is the Prime Minister in favour of compassion or not?

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Peri peri chicken gözleme, eh?

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So this random pharmacist in Chatswood has known my doctor as long as I have. This is ridiculous.

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@purserj Could get an appointment at Apple Store Chatswood earlier than in the CBD.

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So the North Shore is still here.

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I assume this isn’t about those seeking asylum, @TurnbullMalcolm? pic.twitter.com/whfAXq8LWW

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Treasury_AU 5 days, 4 hours, 52 minutes & about 10 seconds until release of . Keep an eye on budget.gov.au pic.twitter.com/NKhTSMgkE6

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nswpolice A detective on the case, Argyle steps, The Rocks, circa 1930s. pic.twitter.com/OnC9kD2VD5

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It’s a typical NSW government job, though. In one of the world’s most beautiful cities, they made train windows out of recycled Tupperware.

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Crossing the Harbour, in a train whose windows are made of congealed snot. instagram.com/p/BEuwu-JCFrT/

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I’ve finally realised that the government’s idea of “budget repair” is based on the builders episode of “Fawlty Towers”.

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YouHadOneJ0B This milk expired during the Ming Dynasty, but smell it. Maybe it’s still good. pic.twitter.com/JaEjXWtLK3

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So @crikey_news, is the “Full-throated agreement” hed on the editorial related to @joshgnosis’ yarn? (Too far?)

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Thu plan, redraft: Write up video topics (done); 1530 Apple Store Chatswood; 1800 video shoot, @zdnetaustralia office; make them suffer.

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Still, as @crikey_news points out today, Bert Shirt-Ironer is incapable of nuance on this issue. pic.twitter.com/q0YjsXh2RG

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Pausing to think about what sort of person would say that being abhorred by concentration camps is being “misty eyes”.

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Prime Minister Burnt Fag-End races to victory on a platform of human rights and compassion as Daddy Malcolm defends the concentration camps.

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But “a damaging split”? It might be the outbreak of clarity and conscience that the ALP so desperately needs. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“This is a sick game and it needs to end’: Labor splits over asylum seekers”, and it’s about fucking time. smh.com.au/federal-politi…

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Goddamit I completely forgot about this. Sulk. twitter.com/cambuntu/statu…

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Maybe we should celebrate 6 March each year as Senate Porn-View Evening.

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Now I’m intrigued by ‘My Life as a She-Male in the FBI’, and @joshgnosis has not delivered.

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erstkate . @joshgnosis Just no, okay? Ew. Honestly. pic.twitter.com/jkHBhbKoiI

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@dobes I think @joshgnosis has changed since he went to @crikey_news. They are evil people.

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The scary thing about having covered internet censorship in such depth is that I know where the juicy bits are.

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Also, “6 March 2000: A porn view evening held in the Nationals’ party room…libertus.net/censor/rdocs/c…Ct

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“How ‘Buck’s Transsexual Adventures’ shaped John Howard’s porn policy”, writes @joshgnosis in his career zenith. crikey.com.au/2016/04/28/joh… [$]

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goldengateblond BREAKING: Donald Trump Announces His Running Mate Will Be An Actual Dumpster Fire

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lukeoneil47 Eat shit Hemingway pic.twitter.com/Px89h5Ec5n

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What? Replace “prostitution” with “nursing” or “carpentry” and ask yourself whether this even makes sense. twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…

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rpy looking at DDR3 RAM and I can choose from the brands “G.Skill Ripjaws” or “Corsair Vengeance Pro”. what the fuck is wrong with this industry

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So you know those inflatable doll things…pic.twitter.com/LFKq4R7RMHMH

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“A lick of difference.”

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This is not good enough, Josh. I think you should take this to the Administrative Appeals Tribunal. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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@Singtel_Fizz No, it’s all good. I was just having fun with @nilesh_pritam.

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@aaron_hill @dsturnbull Ok, well, I’m not convinced, but I’ll consider these comments.

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glengyron Is ‘misty eyed’ code for compassionate and humane @TurnbullMalcolm? twitter.com/michellegratta…

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SquigglyRick Paris attacker described by lawyer as “dim-witted little prick” who has never read the Koran. theaustralian.com.au/news/world/the…

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@nilesh_pritam @Singtel I think every Australian now wants to kill you, football or not.

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My thoughts and prayers go out to @ANZ_AU CEO Shayne Elliot.

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Even worse, it’s being hounded by the kind of people who imagine their life is incomplete without Apple Pay. twitter.com/swan_legend/st…

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Here in Australia such a message would be received with great joy, @nilesh_pritam. I’ll swap you. twitter.com/nilesh_pritam/…

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@PollHereford Yes, @jdub suggested that too. It is quite likely. I once saw some sulphur-crested cockatoos eating a windowsill.

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ProfJeffJarvis Really interesting post about a new theory, the “Streisand Effect”, which I had never heard of before. freebeacon.com/blog/jeff-jarv…

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Stupid twats probably took apart a Toilet Duck to see what was inside. twitter.com/702sydney/stat…

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jdub This is what happens when you rob a bank you beautiful yellow-crested bastards. twitter.com/702sydney/stat…

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“Quickflix founder confident company will emerge stronger from voluntary administration,” so it’s one of those days again.

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Pitch for a new game show, Name That Politician: Host gives description, panellists guess. Round One: “Poisonous Turd”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I suppose there are arguments both for and against. Consultations shall be made.

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Thu plan, draft: Clear head; write up video topics; 1530 Apple Store Chatswood; 1800 video shoot, location TBA; kill them, kill them all.

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Tony Ate… at Eight #60: Tony is heartbroken to discovered they’re not pig carcasses. (Photo: Ray Strangepic.twitter.com/3FQ32v28EyEy

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“Tony Ate… at Eight” is a tribute to Abbott’s love of things in his mouth, real or hoped-for. 0800 AEST, repeated 2000 AEST.

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Yes, I know that’s a pathetic joke. So was my tweet.

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Q: What’s the difference between @RichardMarlesMP and a sea cucumber? A: Sea cucumbers don’t support the creation of concentration camps.

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Thursday. Does your mouth feel dry? Thursday.

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