Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 30th, 2016

Tony Ate… at Eight #62: The ladies always love a tonguing by Tony. (Photo: Alan Porritt/AAPpic.twitter.com/qbHWGgx2XJXJ

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“Tony Ate… at Eight” is a tribute to Abbott’s love of things in his mouth, or on his tongue. 0800 AEST, repeated 2000 AEST

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PT_delays Annual Boomer Ascendency at Armadale. Everyone out!

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@paulkidd @Telstra Well as long as it’s clearly defined.

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CAREFUL IT MIGHT HAVE A BOMB IS IT A HEDGEHOG. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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Here’s some programmatic specificity from @Telstra. Some customers somewhere in might have some problem some time. pic.twitter.com/YEBSI5OPMJ

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All the copper is in perfect working order. Sigh.

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So yeah, this probably explains why the Lilyfield internet wasn’t working. Troubleshooting by @R_Chirgwin. pic.twitter.com/Pq0sCE8g4r

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@ApostrophePong There is high praise in that article. I can get most of it via Google Translate.

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@R_Chirgwin The outage was PSTN, cable and NBN in Lilyfield and Rozelle etc. This is obviously something else.

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@R_Chirgwin Oh. Yeah, that’ll do it. Wednesday night or so? I assumed it was the Lilyfield PSTN outage listed by Telstra, but obviously not.

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@ApostrophePong Of course I remember her! [Waves to Chef Pu]

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@HyperBrendan As I mentioned to @franksting earlier, I want to do more impromptu interviews. But not tonight.

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@ApostrophePong Aha! So “executive chef” here. Good on her.

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Her view on politicians who reckon there’s no climate change: “Pfffft! They’re idiots.”

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Waiting for the taxi at Wentworth Falls, chatting with an 84yo local woman about climate change and being a kid in Wales during WWII.

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Meanwhile @ApostrophePong is posting food pics from Bangkok, including some work from his sister who is a chef, and it’s just not fair.

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This is actually pretty good, given they didn’t have the part in stock on Thursday afternoon.

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Hahaha yes of course my MacBook Pro is now ready to pick up, because I’m nearly back at Wentworth Falls. Still, bonus 48-hour turnaround.

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If you’re desperate to hear me, try @HumansOfThis episode 101 from last week. omnyapp.com/shows/humans-o…

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@franksting Oh good, because I want to do more of them.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Indeed. Well, he’s just perky, though not Thai. Still, he’s a good source for local gossip.

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@pandymonium01 Well, not here, but elsewhere. Sydney licensing laws are stupid.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The perky one. He joined me in the corner after his shift and we ended up taking until well into the band’s first set.

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jackschofield I installed Windows 95 on my Apple Watch, by @nickplee at @Medium ~ bit.ly/1O1yLMa < takes an hour to boot pic.twitter.com/yOIXRmalve

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Things have moved to a new level here after I got rat-arsed with the barman after his shift the other night.

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Just as Stephen Colbert called out “truthiness”, this sort of bullshit is “mathsiness”.

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I masturbated more times in the last month than I voted, Labor, Liberal or National in all elections ever. So what? twitter.com/NicholasGray/s…

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Sadly, The Chef Who Wants To Kill Me isn’t on today, so it’s not quite as good.

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Soon there will be tub waan.

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BernardKeane Old white male enjoys company of future old white males twitter.com/Barnaby_Joyce/…

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So who’s going to eat the pizza bits that have been sliding all over the back seat of some muppet’s low-end sedan? twitter.com/concreteplay/s…

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GambitiousInc The future of gaming. pic.twitter.com/TbcYhpTkDy

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As opposed to “export quality”… instagram.com/p/BEz064DiFox/

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@franksting Tomorrow at the latest. I’m just having lunch before catching the train up the hill.

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I seem to have stirred up some of the Young People in the Media.

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@markhumphries I think I’m dissing ancient Queenslanders. That’s like, compulsory.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah, looking further than the XXXX and unmistakeable signs in both fashion* and accent.

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RidT UK gov claims it deanonymises “dark web”—most likely: Tor traffic—through bulk data analysigov.uk/government/upl…dpic.twitter.com/Gn7fSRh9h6h6

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@rpy That was an observation, not a recommendation.

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I think they might be on a package tour, ‘cos most of them are drinking XXXX.

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Chuck a hand grenade in here and you’d halve the Liberal vote at the next election.

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I’m in the corner, and the pub is full of ancient people having lunch before the matinee of ‘Fiddler on the Roof’.

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Passing Sydney’s proposed new innovation silicon hub precinct. pic.twitter.com/p5A7gN6OXU

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I may regret this, but I think I’ll get The Chef Who Is Trying To Kill Me to make me some lunch before heading back to the Mountains.

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The things you find on the internet… pic.twitter.com/sl4KwKzEnG

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samanthamaiden As an aside, @RichardMarlesMP is well aware of my long running observation he reminds me of a quokka @cpyne pic.twitter.com/dwB5ZYlFUD

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But @SnarkyPlatypus, look what you’re missing! @cpyne’s work is unmissable! pic.twitter.com/W2m6QuQ4T5

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“Nothing about Arianna Huffington joining the Uber board is surprising.” pando.com/2016/04/28/not…

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I would like to repeat what I said the other day. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Pondering where to have lunch before departing Lilyfield for the Blue Mountains. Somewhere nearby, or maybe somewhere near Central.

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@darkhorse166 There’s some fascinating stuff over there.

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There, that should get things going.

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Are people the anti-vaxxers of urban development?

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Bop the stoats, baby! @gordonkerry youtube.com/watch?v=dndAXx… [Also, I see what you did there.]

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@gordonkerry If we start seeing Future Weasels then we’ll know for sure.

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@jeffsonstein One thing I will say, it’s all very complicated.

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I can see that I’ll have to spend most of the weekend explaining hedgehogs to slow people.

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Be the! We should all aspire to be the. twitter.com/greencate/stat…

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@jeffsonstein IT IS A HEDGEHOG SUIT PLEASE TRY TO KEEP UP.

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Sadly @OnesieZoosie does not have a hedgehog but they do have a flying fox. onesiezoosie.com.au/collections/on… pic.twitter.com/pLxYrD6W4r

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@MicheleS_Aus Thank you again. I think you’ll agree, this is a fascinating story.

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stonesthrow Dead Kennedys cassette 1981: “Home taping is killing the music industry. We left this side blank so you can help.” pic.twitter.com/tmno3N1c5E

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I wonder if I could do an entire podcast just of me shouting about hedgehogs.

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There are many unanswered questions in this whole Adult Hedgehog Onesie Bomber saga. Baltimore deserves answers. wbaltv.com/news/police-in…

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WHAT IS ON THE FLASH DRIVE, ALEX? pic.twitter.com/YqPlr7ZoVb

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The face of the (alleged) Adult Hedgehog Onesie Bomber. pic.twitter.com/FmldG6prG7

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@MicheleS_Aus Oh sorry, there is new info further down that story. Thank you.

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@MicheleS_Aus Yes. Beanbag rounds etc etc. I mean an update more recent than 24 hours ago. Hence, “update”.

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Honestly, you people.

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THE HEDGEHOG IS NOT A PANDA AND THE WEASEL IS NOT A HOAX.

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No look we’ve been through this it’s a hedgehog. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s… twitter.com/rickeyre/statu…

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WHY HAS NO-ONE GIVEN ME AN UPDATE ON THE ADULT HEDGEHOG ONESIE BOMBER WHAT EVEN IS TWITTER FOR.

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HEY EVERYONE IT’S JUST THREE SLEEPS UNTIL BUDGET NIGHT.

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@markhellewell So it does. And it’d be the codename for a hack on a printer or something.

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@sylmobile Well, there is that. I’ll make that judgement in due course.

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Sat plan: Laundry (in progress); pack; lunch (where?); train to Wentworth Falls; work on that podcast, and record it if nausea permits.

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I’m assuming the LHC Weasel has its own Twitter account already? If not, why not?

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“Large Hadron Collider: Weasel shuts down world’s largest particle accelerator” abc.net.au/news/2016-04-3…

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OK, I’ll get this out of the way now, and then move on: Sky Muster is a fuckin’ stupid name for a satellite internet service. There. Done.

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thomas_violence it depends. am I allowed to drive the truck pic.twitter.com/ZR50nzBSVV

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samanthamaiden This week on Pyne and Marles. @cpyne tells @RichardMarlesMP he has “fabulous olive skin”. pic.twitter.com/yyM8WXJvuJ

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@NuclearAnthro Who said “testicles”? (Now there’s a sentence!)

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@NuclearAnthro Yeah, you could go with that, though “highly” is a judgement call, so I wouldn’t use it in news, but might in an op-ed.

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@NuclearAnthro Adding “on children” is always good. Were they under 10? Then “young children”.

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@NuclearAnthro Accurate but catchy. “Unethical medical experiments using radioactive tracers” might do the trick. Accurate, uses the R-word.

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@NuclearAnthro Unethical, yes. “Radiation experiments” is a bit of a stretch though. Radioactive tracers aren’t that scary.

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@OaaSvc @Asher_Wolf @BernardKeane @MsLods Oops. I thought we were talking about the law enforcement biometrics. As you were.

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@OaaSvc @Asher_Wolf @BernardKeane @MsLods It’s a nuanced thing, certainly. The databases already exist. This may even help reduce abuse.

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In which wordfluencer @bgzimmer thinkfluences the growing influence of ‘influencer’. wsj.com/articles/the-g…

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@jeffsonstein That’s generally how I feel about my scripts, yes.

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You should probably read the whole thing to avoid getting too tinfoil about this stuff.

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Last night AU’s Justice Minister dropped a press release about the biometrics program. My commentary from twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Blog post: “Talking yet more cybers on ABC @774melbourne”, 20 min audio from Tuesday. stilgherrian.com/conversations/… pic.twitter.com/g5DihgpfMx

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In hindsight, the caption should have been something like “The ladies always love a tonguing by Tony.”

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Tony Ate… at Eight #62: Tony is such a big lick. (Photo: Alan Porritt/AAPpic.twitter.com/jQUE7GGd3N3N

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“Tony Ate… at Eight” is a tribute to Abbott’s love of things in his mouth, or on his tongue. 0800 AEST, repeated 2000 AEST

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@ReneeStephen Thank you. I guess this is something other than food poisoning, but I’m slowly getting better. I think.

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I feel terrible.

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Sat plan, draft: Laundry; pack; lunch (where?); train to Wentworth Falls; work on that podcast, and record it if nausea permits.

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Discovering, in the most annoying way, that my gastro-intestinal tract has not yet returned to full health.

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@R_Chirgwin I mostly just want to avoid having to wade through all the “jokes”.

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So has anyone thought about making a movie about something new?

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rachelking Holy crap it is a slow news day. twitter.com/NYTStyles/stat…

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Update on the Adult Hedgehog Onesie Bomber please.

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Don’t blame me. It was part of the dream.

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Saturday. The arty lesbians have brought half a bottle of dessert wine and a bamboo umbrella. At least they tried. Saturday.

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