Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 9th, 2016

Tony Ate… at Eight #71: Tony love a beer. And then another beer. And then… (Photo: Ryan Pierse/Gettypic.twitter.com/oV4sEx11WuWu

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“Tony Ate… at Eight” is a tribute to Abbott’s love of things in his mouth, even liquids. 0800 AEST, repeated 2000 AEST.

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@SnarkyPlatypus They seem to be setting up a couple different modes, her interaction with colleagues different from friends etc.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’ll wait until I’ve seen a bit more, I think. Or re-watch this ep.

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And the very last line of the episode, from @LeeLinChinSBS, has me LOLing out loud. A good first episode, @SBS

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“Let me give you some advice. If you want to do something you’re proud of, go build an orphanage or wank off a panda.” —@LeeLinChinSBSS

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So I’m six minutes into “The Weekend Shift” episode 1 and I think I like it. sbs.com.au/ondemand/video…

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The thing I love about Andrew Bolt’s work is the meticulous attention to detail. pic.twitter.com/w7goFIyRgA

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Would it be possible to get enough ketamine to make everything go away until 3 July?

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CatfishStory Does he see the irony of greeting people as they step off boats? twitter.com/forthleft2/sta…

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malcolmstaring Turnbull staring at cool dog pic.twitter.com/hVif6FWSY3

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malcolmstaring Entrepeneurial high tech phone while on innovative continuous train pic.twitter.com/8jOCQ5nq6e

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malcolmstaring Looking at @cpyne intently pic.twitter.com/2fW2lpUMxl

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malcolmstaring Malcolm admiring high tech entrepeneurial purple phone pic.twitter.com/rT4XdSOvso

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malcolmstaring innovative big machine pic.twitter.com/Tn8u4b9JwY

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malcolmstaring Malcolm looking at innovative watermelon cube pic.twitter.com/ysZ38K0LGD

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BUSINESSricardo So @LeeLinChinSBS has her own TV show! It’s exclusive to @SBS On Demand. Watch: sbs.com.au/ondemand/video… pic.twitter.com/xwrIzn6iVD

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So Angry Anderson continues to be a dumb racist dipshit. theguardian.com/australia-news…

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KetanJ0 The @nuclearrcSA final report was released this arvo - lots of SA energy stuff in there [yoursay.sa.gov.au/system/NFCRC_F…] pic.twitter.com/h51iIMAjip

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“AU inventions that changed the world” (2010) with some I didn’t know, misses refrigeration.
australiangeographic.com.au/topics/history… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Har…

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@SnarkyPlatypus And yet “The Killing Season” won the Logie.

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MaxChalmers90 What is happening pic.twitter.com/QIbo5ZuMKo

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@BenCuzzupe Gawd, I’m so tired I actually clicked through to check before I got the joke. Embarrass.

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If an astrological explanation of the Transit of Mercury is your thing, this is a good run-down. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3…

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We won’t see the Transit here in Australia, of course, because the Sun has already set. pic.twitter.com/tcgVtDcAWC

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As I mentioned earlier, the @Slate explainer on today’s Transit of Mercury is solid. slate.com/blogs/bad_astr…

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@Steve_Lockstep @nphair @AusCERT I think I might just go the full surreal.

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“The 9pm Victory over the Adult Hedgehog Onesie Bomber” (2 May) soundcloud.com/skankmedia/e00…

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I’ve finally gotten around to putting the last two episodes of “The 9pm Edict” onto @SoundCloud. Oops.

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I gather there was a busker playing this at the Manly ferry terminal today. youtube.com/watch?v=qTeOfZ…

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@AbrasiveTeapot @trentyarwood @OaaSvc @garthk @AusCERT I’ll see if I can organise a separate audio recording for a podcast.

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@AbrasiveTeapot @trentyarwood @OaaSvc @garthk @AusCERT Last year’s was streamed live / saved on YouTube, but it’s missing some audio.

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@dobes Six strings would be two whole slogans.

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@AbrasiveTeapot @trentyarwood @OaaSvc @garthk The list of topics was provided by @AusCERT, I should say, and we picked from that.

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marcuskelson If you want your dog to love you rub your head in butter and salt - yes I am a veterinarian.

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@garthk @AusCERT We all had to choose six preferred topics and sides to be allocated four. This is all as I requested.

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@BeachPhilosophy Many things are my thing, but yeah, you’re not the first to recommend these guys.

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@TatteredRemnant I suppose I should’ve checked, but I was there and is started raining again.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The Old City Bank, and yes, I was forced to.

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Apropos of ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN PARTICULAR, Bombay Sapphire is on special at Liquorland.

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It’s a gloomy windy day in the Blue Mountains. pic.twitter.com/2iFYgZJPmL

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“Reserve Bank may cut interest rates to 1% to deal with deflationary spiral”, because adults managing the economy. theguardian.com/australia-news…

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@OaaSvc Well it’s a fun set of questions and a fun panel. I’m looking forward to it.

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Meanwhile, the One Nation plan for dealing with the alleged “ice epidemic’. pic.twitter.com/Rz6qH5MKyl

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I will also be arguing that “Encryption enables terrorism.” @AusCERT

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I see that @Steve_Lockstep @nphair and I will be arguing that “The internet security dark ages are upon us.” @AusCERT

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@OaaSvc Hah! I will wipe the @AusCERT floor with you!

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@nkav Grab the RSS in any podcast player, and it’s also on @spreaker and @SoundCloud. Search for user “skankmedia” in those last two.

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@michaelneale @SnarkyPlatypus Singapore’s population is 5.5 million, so yeah, ANZ Singapore is a major player.

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@dobes Exactly. Which is why I’ve been reminding them.

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Rob_Stott The “Agenda 21” section of the One Nation platform pic.twitter.com/s4D2LIoeTv

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Rob_Stott Some real humdingers in the One Nation policy platform onenation.com.au/policies pic.twitter.com/NZfS0EvWak

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@dobes Some arsehat wrote about that three years ago, and spoke with the creator on the Canberra wireless radio. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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If you are an Australian journalist and you have written a banana-related pun today then you should take a long hard look at yourself.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oh. You might even say they’re on a roll.

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@SnarkyPlatypus ANZ Singapore is a pretty serious bit of baking industry expansion.

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The @Slate explainer for today’s Transit of Mercury is solid. slate.com/blogs/bad_astr…

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Rob_Stott Was… was he trying to fuck the grinder news.com.au/national/nsw-a… pic.twitter.com/y50dtgeeEn

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@benpobjie @dailytelegraph Well as long as it’s sun-dried artisanal bone marrow.

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@ozdj It’s “brekky” and there needs to be no discussion.

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I would like about ten grams of whatever the fuck it is they snort at the @dailytelegraph.

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“Overnight, the coflutes of the damned seemingly emerge fully-formed on power poles across the nation.” theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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crikey_news Today’s @deptofaustralia . Prepare yourselves. pic.twitter.com/j3hiNK53sZ

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jeamland Could @ChuckTingle do an Australian politics themed story? “Malcolm Turnbull Prorogued My Arse” perhaps?

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@zackwhittaker It’s terrible. And the Katoomba Brewing Co’s Great Western Golden Ale, brewed on site, is just terrible*.

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I’d forgotten that the sushi place is closed on Mondays, @zackwhittaker, so I was FORCED to go to the pub instead.

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@SnarkyPlatypus For the lame joke which you seem to have missed. Don’t bother scrolling back. You’ll be disappointed.

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Maybe I should buy a plant.

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There are plans planned out beyond today. An earlier plan put that information in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan: Day off. This plan is more or less going to plan.

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blahblahellis Best episode synopsis ever? pic.twitter.com/rovn75bNUC

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swearyanthony Tone with all his m8s pic.twitter.com/9e4ZccdQvA

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I love it when a man collimates his Schmidt-Cassegrain. twitter.com/Marco_Langbroe…

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That said, if you do choose to give me an armed W70 nuclear warhead then I may alter my plans.

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So I’ve been sent “The command to disable a W70 [nuclear] warhead (probably)” and now I so want to see if it works.

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euroinfosec After success of “total war” against Donald Trump, launches global bank DDoS operation bit.ly/1q3pey7

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lukehopewell 53 days, 15 hours and 31 minutes to go. twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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thewetmale Bit rich given that several high profile DT columnists are active bronies. twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…

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Wow. Turnbull’s core voters have really let themselves go. twitter.com/MolksTVTalk/st…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I believe @NewtonMark has solved this problem, as he often does.

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Also the sentence “But unlike the senator and his ever-effervescent political paranoia about all matters ABC…” Gosh.

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Oh dear, I’d forgotten how cranky I’d written the opening par. Heh. zdnet.com/article/yes-se… pic.twitter.com/6UGUPdC9WU

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But with de-anonymisation of anonymised data become ever easier, I find their assurance of privacy unconvincing. YMMV.

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The creators responded in “Talking Vote Compass on ABC @666canberra” (Aug 2013) stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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Since Vote Compass is up again, “Yes, Senator Abetz, ABC’s Vote Compass is indeed Orwellian” (Aug 2013) zdnet.com/yes-senator-ab…

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gths blow jobs and malignant growth

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@jeamland Or possibly something involving a bicycle and boxing gloves.

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@doctormcdougall @bawdz Sigh. I should’ve checked. I have deleted my retweet. Also, I am an arsehat.

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@jeamland That, too, is a Chuck Tingle novel.

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paulkidd Chuck Tingle counter-trolls Gamergaters who nominated his erotica for Hugo Award. Brilliant! dailydot.com/lol/chuck-ting… pic.twitter.com/ej22F3RtAw

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Wouldn’t we all, though? I know I would. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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“Tony Ate… at Eight” is a tribute to Abbott’s love of things in his mouth, even liquids. 0800 AEST, repeated 2000 AEST.

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Tony Ate… at Eight #71: Tony love a beer. And then another beer. And then… (Photo: Ryan Pierse/Gettypic.twitter.com/06EgzQffNRNR

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The election has been called, but I’ll be continuing with “Tony Ate… at Eight” since I’ve already scheduled them for the next week.

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Why on earth would you dilute your soju? twitter.com/theevocater/st…

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mike_salter jobs and growth jobs and growth jobs and growth jobs and GROWTH JOBS AND GROWTH JOBS AND GROWTHJOBSANDGROWTHJOBSANDG pic.twitter.com/9GNLefv5Du

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Wow. Turnbull doesn’t keep saying “Queensland” while in Queensland? Rookie error, that. twitter.com/ShaneDoherty9/…

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Mind you, if it were a “cunning plan”… twitter.com/TheKouk/status…

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I’d rather not have this image in my mind right now thank you very much please go away. twitter.com/smidgey/status…

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Just as an aside, that Sophie Mirabella is “cooked” is hardly an exclusive. More an obvious conclusion. pic.twitter.com/Eji1aFqiPM

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@jeffsonstein I don’t think Australia is ready for this… yet.

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My plans beyond today, as well as the usual crap, are in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, draft: Day off.

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At first I read this as “ice-cream” but now I am disappointed. twitter.com/Tim_Beshara/st…

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riskybusiness Has anyone else noticed Shane Warne is starting to look like one of the marionettes from Team America? pic.twitter.com/gQmj1tNrn5

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StarWipe Woody Allen explains why he’s such a good father to his wife starwi.pe/1sIQwgA pic.twitter.com/rsStoTgysE

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Golfcharlie232 Dear colleagues, which is your favourite chemtrail mode? pic.twitter.com/AuTjKujZVq

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This, ladies and gentlemen, is the sad but true fact. twitter.com/murpharoo/stat…

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@BernardKeane Fair call, though I see that @bkjabour is counting this as Day 275. Not sure how she counted that.

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@thehuntinghouse There is that. You have my sympathies.

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It’s true. He also needs an over-ripe melon. twitter.com/llament/status…

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 310: Repaired computer, repaired(-ish) human” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/31… pic.twitter.com/U52Wwm3uWt

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Look, if it’s going to be a 55-day election campaign, which it is, then it is my duty to make it even more unbearable for you.

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IT’S DAY ONE. IT’S DAY ONE. IT’S DAY ONE. IT’S DAY ONE. IT’S DAY ONE. IT’S DAY ONE. IT’S DAY ONE. IT’S DAY ONE. IT’S DAY ONE. IT’S DAY ONE.

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@guytaur Ah. yes, this makes sense. It’s also very medieval, with the day ending at sunset.

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@R_Chirgwin @purserj Well I did a poo. A REALLY BIG POO.

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Yesterday being Day Zero kinda makes sense, but there were Liberal adverts on TV last night. I am so confused. twitter.com/purserj/status…

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“Australian election 2016: polls show Labor with slight lead ahead of Coalition 51% to 49% – livetheguardian.com/australia-news…JZ

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@davispg @annetreasure Oh. This is quite correct. But all the political underlings will be heading to their electorates, I guess.

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I see that @bkjabour is calling it Day 275, and it certainly feels like that, but I is it Day One or Day Two? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Here’s the official timetable for Australia’s federal election. aec.gov.au/election/timet…

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@scottamcintyre Alas not yet. Nominations don’t close for a bit. But you can vote from 14 June. aec.gov.au/election/timet…

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However we count it, the government is now in caretaker mode, and the public servants are going on holiday. twitter.com/annetreasure/s…

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The election campaign is 55 days. Is this Day 1, the election Day 55? Or was yesterday Day 1 and Day 55 is election eve? I think the latter.

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Monday. Just unscrew that plug at the bottom. What? Use that spanner. No, not that one, the other one. Why are you so useless? Monday.

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