Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 17th, 2016

Classic_picx Swedish pop group ABBA won in 1974. pic.twitter.com/D2r9yzqqGo

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@karinakeisler Thanks, Karina. Happy to help, @kristinalford, that was an easy one. ;)

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Glinner Because a small proportion of gamers are fucking morons twitter.com/VICEGaming/sta…

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@NuclearAnthro @GordyPls It has always been a cold, dark place. It will always be a cold, dark place.

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@karinakeisler Is this something you can help with? Put her in touch with some installation contractors? twitter.com/kristinalford/…

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Matthijs85 Pirate Party Iceland secures more election funding than rivals
as it continues to top polls independent.co.uk/news/world/eur… pic.twitter.com/eqK4IfD0Y0

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CoreySinclair She is all of us pic.twitter.com/EsCmmshwvB

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The Huawei Mate 8 is available in AU from next Tuesday 24 May. pic.twitter.com/RuOhKY14Xm

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So, a 16 megapixel camera, within optical image stabilisation (not digital) for low light. I’m interested to see how that compares.

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This is the performance Huawei is claiming for that battery. Also, the charger goes flat to full in 2.5 hours. pic.twitter.com/4c2CuvKO6a

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Huawei Mate battery is 4000mAh, up from 3200mAh (from memory) on the Mate 7.

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GPU speed on the Huawei Mate 8 is up 125% from the Mate 7, they claim.

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The trend to push the screen all the way to the edge continues. pic.twitter.com/4DYvErpWS8

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The Huawei Mate 7 launched in late 2014 sold more than 7 million units globally.

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Huawei is now the #3 smartphone manufacturer. pic.twitter.com/mYlCQgHfpN

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Geeke from Huawei rocks the mic, and the “Maaaate” jokes are already flowing freely. pic.twitter.com/Koi4UmXQ5Z

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@developerjack As far as I know I am not in you kitchen.

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Winding my way to Wynyard, for Huawei’s Mate 8 event.

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So now I want a selection of drones to crash into things. For Science, obviously. twitter.com/7newspilot/sta…

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This seems like a reasonable proposal. twitter.com/DrParnassus/st…

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@catchtheleaves That’s not how the Quiet Carriage concept works:

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Get your damn screechy child out of the quiet carriage or I swear I will gas it like a badger.

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Having crossed the Nepean some time back instagram.com/p/BFfti8ACFve/

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s not finished yet, but the lift shafts and the structure for the canopies went up over the weekend.

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It’s amazing what can be built in a 48-hour track closure. pic.twitter.com/zCkKr4v63W

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Or as Google Translate would have it, Obtenir le spectacle sur la route.

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Getting le show sûr la vie.

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havi Remember when Portland was 80% in a band 20% massage therapists? Now it’s 80% about to open a bar 20% artisanal food makers and bee keepers

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@Urban61Urban @MinhKular Would you like a biscuit? A nice yummy biscuit?

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FactCheckJohn Hey @KnottMatthew - what time are we being briefed? Just so I can plan my afternoon.

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We need to move beyond this childishness, right? pic.twitter.com/IFAFhWpTtP

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Look, anyone can play this game, OK? pic.twitter.com/hZsoupVWAB

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TheNTNews PM @TurnbullMalcolm HAS ENTERED @TheNTNews OFFICE. QUICK, EVERYONE LOOK BUSY!

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Even their heads are all the same shape. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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My mind keeps coming back to this photo. This is way beyond tone-deaf. It’s complete and utter obliviousness. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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JoshButler this is it, the news that totally locks in Hillary’s win over Bernie, the endorsement she has been hoping for twitter.com/annajhenderson…

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The Great One would undoubtedly improve quite a few things around here. twitter.com/AbstractCode/s…

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I know! Let’s just push everything off a cliff and into the sea. Everything. All of it. All Of. It.

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If you were a teenage girl, well, so many things really… twitter.com/grum/status/73…

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Because there’s simply not enough narcissism in the fashion industry. twitter.com/LenovoANZ/stat…

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joshgans I am having trouble filling in the missing steps here. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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@SuzyRamone With luck we could get Turnbull and Shorten into a tram-off. twitter.com/lizbatty/statu…

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@scott_thewspot Well somebody’s got to serve the tea and biscuits.

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Oh and yeah, “We want more diversity and collaboration in startups, so we’ve formed a clique.” Nah just fuck off. pic.twitter.com/JcxMPsuj20

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I think the panda knows how to deal with this shit. pic.twitter.com/HezVbHjBQb

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Oh look! As if there weren’t enough opportunistic turds in Startupland, now we have this. twitter.com/SFist/status/7…

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telester Backdrop for @TurnbullMalcolm ‘s main Darwin event. Not hard to see where this presser is heading. pic.twitter.com/F66LIq4VWQ

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It’s time for a Caption Competition! twitter.com/srpeatling/sta…

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An “ethnic targeting product”, eh? But we already have drones. twitter.com/ThangNgo/statu…

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A privileged wanker who shouts “Harden the fuck up!” at those less well equipped to cope with life’s many pressures. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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Well this is pretty much Sydney in a nutshell. twitter.com/paulwallbank/s…

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@darrenpauli @marcfennell @geoff__thompson Perhaps, but you’ve got to look at the overall batting average.

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Even we can’t tell our writing apart any more. twitter.com/dobes/status/7…

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“Premier Baird, no-one can afford a proper meal, what with Sydney rents these days.”
“Let them eat brunch” twitter.com/rachelclun/sta…

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Kill me. Just fuckin’ kill me now. I’ve had enough. pic.twitter.com/dAMHLWBgkt

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Yep, @SpaceX landing these things right on the target spot on a robot barge in the dark is a fine achievement. twitter.com/joshuapinter/s…

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IT’S JUST LIKE FOUR CORNERS EXCEPT NO BUDGET OR INTEGRITY BUT BETTER HAIRCUTS. (He’s going to kill me now isn’t he.) twitter.com/marcfennell/st…

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Oh that’s right. I’d forgotten that Google had bought WordLens. This should prove rather handy. twitter.com/google/status/…

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It’s more or less the same technique they use for hypnotising chickens. twitter.com/NickEvershed/s…

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So both Turnbull and Shorten are touring Australia and making sure everyone gets some of their pork.

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And, for that matter, @SBS now has a promo for a program with Ian Thorpe titled “DNA Nation”. Just what is going on here?

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And then the very next email has the subject line “Unlocking the Power of Digital Transformation”. The mind boggles.

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But then as Han Solo once said, “I don’t know, I can imagine quite a bit.” pic.twitter.com/UTwklLGfPH

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At a guess, to judge from its shape, it drove to the Murray River and transformed into a carp. twitter.com/TunaCrust/stat…

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HistoryNed Current border system in the Med has resulted in more deaths (8,412) than the Berlin Wall (138) by a factor of 60 twitter.com/ianbremmer/sta…

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textfiles A lot of the younger people forget the actual size of how big personal computers were in the 1980s pic.twitter.com/VqWaETeKTc

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disassociated On good terms with an ex? You may be a psychopath… bit.ly/1VZaQVI

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Tue plan, draft: Yesterday’s bookkeeping tasks; 1324 train to Sydney; geekwork tasks en route; 1630 Huawei Mate 8 launch.

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“Well I’ve always voted Liberal, like my parents, but, well, I saw a GIF with Turnbull’s head grafted onto a cow, so I’m voting Labor now.”

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There’s actually adults being paid to create poorly-designed shitty little graphics as if they’ll actually change voters’ minds.

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Maybe this will be the first election that won’t be heralded as the first social media election, but just the first crap meme election.

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Go on, Ms Mirabella, tell us more about how terrible the Liberal Party is. twitter.com/lenoretaylor/s…

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johnnyshap The Aussie 10yr bond has hit a 150yr low -here’s a brief history of the Aussie bond rate.
afr.com/markets/debt-m… pic.twitter.com/IUTzN7ogWd

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Tuesday. Have you considered a tortoise? No, I mean really considered it? Good. So what were your conclusions? Tuesday.

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