Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 19th, 2016

Just as an aside, Testers Hollow sounds like where you get swabbed for chlamydia.

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@oliyoung Sorry, I’m busy chewing off my own face.

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ato_gov_au We now fit all of this information into something no bigger than your thumb. pic.twitter.com/9iAA4BvufD

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Also , ignore all tweets from random individuals citing random unconfirmed facts about people, places or things “connected” to the story.

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darrenhayes So @SoundCloud told me they removed my song ‘Glorious’ because it belongs to someone called ‘Darren Hayes’. Yeah, it does. Bye Soundcloud.

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rpy ‘i’m on the toilet and looking at the harbour at the same time!’ pic.twitter.com/imyAXtJDED

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Here’s the @nswpolice media release on That Road Accident at Testers Hollow. police.nsw.gov.au/news/media_rel…

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ProfJeffJarviss Privacy is theft. twitter.com/profjeffjarvis…

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And to add to that @onthemedia guide just tweeted, also ignore speculation based on the cargo manifest. twitter.com/xTaylor96/stat…

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onthemedia Flight from Paris to Cairo is missing and little is known about its whereabouts. Beware speculation/guesses: pic.twitter.com/cHLDNIqxLg

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@psandilands Oh please dear God, can’t we leave Hawkwind in the 1970s?

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It’s an election campaign. What have “good ideas” got to do with it? twitter.com/Drag0nista/sta…

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Thu plan, updated: Barramundi (any moment now); 1448 train to Wentworth Falls; write for @zdnetaustralia en route; an evening of sloth.

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incorrect Shitnado, for when the Shitstorm escalates.

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If you’re not across the Lockheed bribery scandals in relation to the F-104 Starfighter… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@parsect So, “Let’s hope there’s an Australian on board”? (I don’t believe I just said that out loud.)

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grum Hold on, there’s a bluetooth connected tampon which tells its user how saturated it is? Arentcha supposed to just change them after a while?

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Well, low cost once you factor in the bribes… twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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@developerjack I understand the Ponds Institute is all over this stuff.

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“Box touchers”. Look, can we rethink this? twitter.com/nickpowpow/sta…

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And I feel such a cunt for pointing that out. I hope everyone’s OK. But, more importantly, BURN FAG-ENDS’S CAR OMFGWTFBBQ!

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Turnbull’s gonna need a FUCKING BIG DEAD CAT to get this out of the #1 spot of tonight’s TV news. twitter.com/stephanieando/…

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“Near”? So this is some random everyday (but unfortunate) event that’s news solely because it happened near journos? twitter.com/MattDoran91/st…

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@developerjack You’re asking ME whether I think something is ? Are you new here?

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Well done, @SBSNews, for putting the key facts into a tweet. @newscomauHQ? Click before you find it’s 15,000km away? twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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There are reasons I’d rather listen to the military rather than politicians on the risks of climate change. twitter.com/wordpresswater…

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wordpresswater Military leaders on the huge security implications of : j.mp/1A8Ql9R pic.twitter.com/7sXMwQuC2e

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@oberonsghos The joys* of a private school education. Also, Google Translate to confirm. (English-French is good ‘cos of the volume.)

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@oberonsghost If you want to stay inn French,it’s “forces majeures”.

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brodyvburks As a prosecutor, these guys personally scare me much more than foreign or religious terrorism. twitter.com/TwShiloh/statu…

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jonkudelka Peter Dutton is the real victim here.

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@jonoabroad There is no shortage of drinks at @AusCERT. Or any of the big infosec conferences.

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@franksting This is good to hear. On both counts.

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And why am I not interested in hearing about the threat landscape? Because I cover this goddam sector and could do this presentation myself.

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Dear Infosec PR Folk: Yes, I’m going to @AusCERT Conference. No, I’m not interested in hearing your bloke describing the threat landscape.

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ApostrophePong In 2103, the president of Australia apologises for 2001 rejection of Norwegian freight ship carrying asylum seekers. wpo.st/Syta1

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@cxi Just email them back daily for the next six months, asking if they’ve noticed that you didn’t sign up for their webinar.

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@Gin_ev_ra And yet an important part of a healthy adolescence is creating your own spaces and relationships, or so I’m told.

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@tveastman You might well think that. I couldn’t possibly comment.

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And now I wait for the techno-utopians to tell me some MAGICK FEETUOR that THEY can use will make it all better again. @Uber

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Sometimes, @Uber, safety is about people NOT tracking your every move in real time.

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I’m sure that violent and abusing, controlling husbands and fathers would never* abuse this feature. twitter.com/M_Hickinbotham…

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GonzoHacker Born under Bush, destined to die under Trump – Apocalypsos grew up entirely indoors, their swollen faces lit by flickering youtube videos

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GonzoHacker Something easier to spell than millennial this time

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GonzoHacker It’s time to name and shame the post-millennials

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GonzoHacker The young are corrupt and idle. We should build pyramids.

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Well done, @Menulog. How to miss the point entirely, eh? [Adds @Menulog to the list for today’s column.] twitter.com/SydneyTom_/sta…

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Actually I do understand the question. I’m just an arsehole.

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I don’t understand the question. twitter.com/NickDay13/stat…

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Reminder and/or warning: I’ll be reporting from the @AusCERT Conference next week. conference.auscert.org.au/program

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The new Darling Square development next to the new Convention Centre. Big changes. instagram.com/p/BFkdh6aiFqh/

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weskrantz Always nice to see a good news story for a change pic.twitter.com/DgIksjjzuR

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Neither does “peter dutton sex kitten”.

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And yet a Google Images search for “peter dutton kitten” returns nothing relevant. twitter.com/SovietReaction…

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@riskybusiness I haven’t. I might go digging later. (BTW, I suspect the phone transcripts will kibosh the fishing theory.)

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Ah, I love the smell of casual racial stereotyping in the morning..theguardian.com/australia-news…Opic.twitter.com/OaLwSrWly8y8

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Why do you keep saying “tinnie” when it wasn’t a tinnie, @SBSNews? If I wanted tabloid bullshit I’d read a tabloid. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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I hope someone makes the joke about Turnbull’s campaign tanking today. You can steal that one. twitter.com/DanConifer/sta…

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I just saw the phrase “the Ashbygate loose ends” and now I’m thinking about cancelling breakfast.

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Dear Internet, you know what to do… twitter.com/bn2b/status/73…

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… and to carry them home as a trophytwitter.com/laura_nelson/s…WN

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Now this is what I call thinking. twitter.com/ResignInShame/…

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@mcbridesride I’m not “out there”, but Fires Near Me can answer these questions rfs.nsw.gov.au/fire-informati… Or @NSWRFS.

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This so should be a “medicopalypse”, or maybe a “medigeddon”. These people need better PR. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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Thu plan, as planned: Slow start, because terrible; train to Wentworth Falls; write for @zdnetaustralia en route; quiet evening, probably.

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GonzoHacker If Trump loses the election, we’re not dodging a bullet, we’re surviving a bullet wound

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GonzoHacker I’m going to refer to Trump as president in the present tense from here on out because we’re already guilty, just awaiting the sentence

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@V3N44X I’m perfectly happy to admit that I don’t think I could be the hero in this scenario.

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Ah. Sleep disrupted more than usual, because smoke. Is that all. I can relax now. twitter.com/NSWRFS/status/…

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Histreepix The war demanded people matured fast. Two babies fill out their own hospital paperwork before meeting their parents. pic.twitter.com/IFGngyqzdn

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@MolksTVTalk It is a well-known fact that a loaded firearm and the will to use it can be most persuasive.

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Well, not if you actually pull the trigger, obviously, but most people won’t take that chance.

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Indeed, someone in the military once told me the quickest way to crack a unix password is a pistol to the head. twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…

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Now I wish I’d been at this lunch, because I want to try a swiftinkaroo. twitter.com/davpope/status…

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I must do something appropriate to mark this important occasion. twitter.com/jturner_ibrs/s…

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“Filmmakers Ask ‘Pirate’ To Take Polygraph, Backtrack When He Agrees” torrentfreak.com/filmmakers-ask…

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s nothing to with drinks. (Three, since you asked.)

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Thu plan, supplemental: I have no idea why terrible, but if were a cat I’d crawl under the house,

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Thu plan, draft: Slow start, because terrible; train to Wentworth Falls; write for @zdnetaustralia en route; remainder TBA.

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Thursday. No, that’s not what a shoehorn is for. Idiot. Thursday.

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