Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 20th, 2016

@NuclearAnthro Eastern brown snakes, they’d be the most dangerous. They’re not so bad.

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@NuclearAnthro @WombatOnPatrol Wombats big burrows in inconvenient places. Plus they’re made of concrete. Will total a car if you hit it.

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@NuclearAnthro Wombats? Wombats are arseholes. But follow @WombatOnPatrol for some great imagery.

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@NuclearAnthro I’ve never smelled a swampie up close.

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@NuclearAnthro Three sides of @bunjaree are terrain called “hanging swamps”, which is perfect for them. bmcc.nsw.gov.au/sustainableliv…

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@NuclearAnthro Well, stinker flavour. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swamp_wal… They live in the denser undergrowth in swampy areas, rather than grasslands.

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@WP_DownUnder They seem to be pretty robust, individually and collectively.

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@WP_DownUnder Relatively recent for me too. Only since I started to live with them.

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I can hear a swamp wallaby crashing about in the undergrowth at @bunjaree. It’s been close to the house quite a bit lately.

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AndrewBGreene The @NBNCoLimited has agreed to destroy photographs taken by one of its employees during last night’s AFP raids on Labor party offices

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Here’s another clip from “Cunk on Shakespeare” youtube.com/watch?v=Lh-u3e… And a chat with someone who admits to it. bbc.co.uk/academy/produc…

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I can’t wait to see the full “Cunk on Shakespeare”, so I hope it, erm, turns up in Australia soon. youtube.com/watch?v=ByGTit…

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In which Clarke and Dawe channel Bill Shorten. youtube.com/watch?v=V1acv2…

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“Audio fingerprinting being used to track web users, study finds”, writes @riptari techcrunch.com/2016/05/19/aud…

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TheMediaTweets It’s still not really clear why anybody needs to know about a “celebrity threesome”, oily or otherwise: pic.twitter.com/Phb3ZtgUs0

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In Australia, members of parliament are Triffid Whisperers. twitter.com/GrahamPerrettM…

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KathViner Also delighted that @emilyhwilson, following her excellent two-year tenure as editor of @GuardianAus, returns to London as assistant editor

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KathViner Delighted to announce that the fantastic @lenoretaylor is the new editor of @GuardianAus

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“Oklahoma Lawmakers Introduce Bill Declaring State of Emergency Over… Bathroomsmediaite.com/online/ok-lawm…zf

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I see that he prefers the one with the nice long tongue. twitter.com/NickEvershed/s…

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@0x1C Goddammit now I have to rethink everything yet again!

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@0x1C My safe word is “Stallman”.

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I can well understand the need for this product. twitter.com/HistoryInPix/s…

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By the way, @westaustralian, what was the “number”?

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Well as long as you’ve found an Australian angle, even if it was “a number of years ago”. [Strokes hair gently.] twitter.com/westaustralian…

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BetteMidler I just got home from a colonoscopy. Guess what they found? Mitch McConnell! That guy will obstruct anything!!

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leyawn i am being harassed online just for telling the truth pic.twitter.com/ViR7w4dGcB

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@0x1C I should never have started this.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Cabcharge data exposure highlights need for mandatory breach notifications” zdnet.com/article/cabcha…

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The nap didn’t help. Maybe coffee will.

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No no no, @vmyths @ErrataRob @pro2rat. It’s an ineffectiveness of cyber experts.

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crikey_news Today’s @deptofaustralia . Tony swore he’d been hacked. pic.twitter.com/m3ZjC1oLyo

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@0x1C Maybe you should go catsitting instead.

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Wow that’s 175 furlongs and 13 barleycorns in farthings! twitter.com/TrewinR/status…

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Well I’ve just had a bit of a nap. Has anyone thrown any more dead cats on the table? ‘Cos were gonna need a bigger table.

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franksting Here are the clients you should be muting pic.twitter.com/zZtE9A7mgm

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ProfJeffJarviss If the Google Car has a moral dilemma and must choose betw 2 people to run over, will it choose the one with the lowest Klout score?

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It doesn’t seem to contain any cybers.

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OK, I am going away now, to write something cranky about arsehats.

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@dobes I did. And now I am crying.

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I DEMAND MORE UNINFORMED SPECULATION.

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I won’t be watching the AFP or Labor press conferences this morning. I’m relying on you to misinterpret them on my behalf.

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Fri plan: Reorient to the world, because dreadful (almost done); write for @zdnetaustralia; a little planning for next week; nap; TGIF-ish.

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Kiev is beautiful this time of year. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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joshgnosis Mark Dreyfus and Jason Clare are holding a joint press conference at 10:15am in Sydney

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ElizaBorrello . @CUhlmann says AFP will hold a press conf this morning re raids on Conroy’s office. Presser scheduled for 9:20am @abcnews

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@dsturnbull The central argument, that the contents are too often confused with the containers, remains true.

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Me at @crikey_news, Jul 2009: “Literature? What’s that got to do with the price of books?” bit.ly/1IClD0o

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Wow someone’s off their meds. “Be under no illusion: Malcolm Turnbull wants to destroy Australian literature” theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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davpope How much does AFP hate the Gov, using ELECTION raids to remind us of that leaked NBN report? canberratimes.com.au/federal-politi… pic.twitter.com/2um6HLRh8X

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That said, Friday seems to be nothing but dead cats. It’s good to see productivity improvements.

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Also, I’m not the least bit interested in your fact-free feelpinions and conspiracy theories. The world really isn’t that complicated.

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Also, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! HA! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA!

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What a morning to be out of gin!

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Since I’m up late, I won’t retweet the NBN / AFP / Labor news this morning. I will say, however, HAHAHAHAHA! And we’re still in week 2 of 8.

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Fri plan, draft: Reorient to the world, because dreadful; write for @zdnetaustralia; lunch, Katoomba; shopping; planning for next week.

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@reselsnark So I see. Well this should cheer me up immensely.

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Friday. If you cannot explain the cheese, then you cannot explain anything. But especially the cheese. Friday.

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