Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 24th, 2016

Early start tomorrow. Gorn.

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@NicholasFryer This could be done. With or without his cooperation.

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bigmac Yes is going to be great! 1st & 2nd July in Melbourne, get your ticket now unrestcon.org twitter.com/nnwakelam/stat…

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I did a new podcast last night, by the way. “The 9pm Detachable Foreskin Monologue” stilgherrian.com/edict/00058/ pic.twitter.com/iphu174Q8A

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I’m told there’s slightly more exhibitors at than last year. A different vibe in the new venue. Should be fun.

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@R_Chirgwin @simonhackett @twiddlekins So apart from a corner store behind this view, this is the entire town. pic.twitter.com/2zKzAtGzyr

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@R_Chirgwin @simonhackett @twiddlekins Yeah but it’s a bit of a haul from the “airport” to the pub. pic.twitter.com/vp4nPVHcU8

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@R_Chirgwin @twiddlekins @simonhackett Well VH-TCP should be able to handle that strip…

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@Fastlane76 I have been Advised by the Conference Host Organisation that My Chosen Hashtag is in Error.

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Here’s the conference program through to Friday afternoon. conference.auscert.org.au/program Mute to avoid my doubtless many tweets.

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So the Welcome Reception starts in 15 minutes and what could possible go wromg. pic.twitter.com/sJNsVcHIPl

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@AusCERT In the interests of keeping the peace, I will use your suggested hashtag even though it is obviously an affront to God Himself.

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The view in the other direction is also terrible. pic.twitter.com/wwJFf8sZPo

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Checked in to the Marriott Surfers Paradise, where I have been upgraded to an ocean view room. pic.twitter.com/t91hwJWOOj

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So @darrenpauli and I are in the limo atm but I can still see the defamatory things you are saying and I don’t like it.

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There’s plenty of hazard-reduction burns in northern NSW too. pic.twitter.com/H4hdae0Lu0

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Great view of Port Botany as we were departing Sydney from runway 34L earlier. pic.twitter.com/bqa92DCD9e

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Transmitters off. See you on the Gold Coast.

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@AusCERT Sure, but I’m not sure that’s how the punters use hashtags.

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The view from my usual seat 29A. instagram.com/p/BFxwjN9iFrG/

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Anyway, the Meridien has plenty of space and cheap food. I shall tecruit a scout. @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark @justdanfornow

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@AusCERT I wonder whether anyone makes that distinction except your good selves? People are pretty thick.

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Aha! @dobes @NewtonMark @justdanfornow The pub I’m thinking of is actually in Barton ‘cos the railway is the boundary, but that still works.

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Here you go, @NewtonMark @justdanfornow

Banks
Bankstown, Hurstville, Kogarah
Liberal, D Coleman, 2.8%

There’s a few perfect pubs.

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@NewtonMark @justdanfornow There’s an argument for taking the podcast back to Penrith, isn’t there.

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This is what we’ll have to put up with for the next four days. twitter.com/darrenpauli/st…

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Which are the Sydney marginal electorates?

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Sadly the Salisbury Hotel is renovating, so “The 9pm Edict Public House Forum 3” can’t be there on Sat 4 June. Thinking cap on.

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Shit. I’ll have to put up with @darrenpauli for days..RT

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Yeah I’ll switch to using the hashtag not because WE KNOW WHAT YEAH IT IS AND TWEETS ARE TIMESTAMPED YOU ARSEHATS.

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@techoglot I didn’t do the montage. There’s a link on the website to the culprit.

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So, the @AusCERT Conference classiness* has begun..1twitter.com/agarner/status…oE

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@KrazyKarl910 You can blame the named people for that.

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@techoglot I think I’ll set aside The Afternoon of Certificates for me and some clients.

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@techoglot Thanks for both the contribution and the reminder that I need to be less slack and sort some certificates. :/

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This here is a Boeing 737-800. There are many like it, but this one is not mine. Mine is at another gate. pic.twitter.com/tbiEi0UL5w

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@0x1C Or, you know, carry a fuckin’ corkscrew.

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@0x1C Well how the fuck else do you open imported wine with corks?

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@liquidparanoia @VirginAustralia I do like flying in turboprops. You can see things, and it actually feels like flying.

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@franksting I’m on VA527 SYD-OOL at 1510 AEST.

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@smidgey @VirginAustralia @TigerairAU You might well think that. I couldn’t possibly comment.

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A gaggle of @VirginAustralia flying machines at Sydney airport. pic.twitter.com/7XbDRY8CUa

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I am no longer a hazard to aerial navigation. In unrelated news, I’ll need to buy a new wine bottle opener with foil knife.

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@andrewdotnich Goddamit the tape has to be infinitely long. :(

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@andrewdotnich Just write a Turing Machine emulator and you’re done, right?

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GrogsGamut Malcolm Turnbull 14 Sept 2015: “We need advocacy, not slogans.” twitter.com/stephanieando/…

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@johnallsopp I see we are very much on the same page then.

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@johnallsopp Which is the nonsense? The funding or the critique?

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“StartupAus funding is ridiculous”, says InnovationsAus.com, and it is. innovationaus.com/2016/05/Startu…

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@PeteLawler Actually it’s the Kiss track that has the re-tuned guitar solo, I think.

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If I remember correctly, the guitar solo is particularly awesome. twitter.com/PeteLawler/sta…

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LeeLinChinSBS No, Kanye is Americas Lee Lin. twitter.com/bee_starship/s…

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jpwarren “Reality is just a generalised form of Rule 34” — @stilgherrian

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@jpwarren I thought it best to not mention the election at all.

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Wow, there’s so many trackers in @canberratimes’ gallery pages that the list is too long to fit on my screen. pic.twitter.com/Jzt6TrFf9U

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Tue plan: 0924 train to Sydney (now); comms en route; errands CBD, Enmore; lunch; 1510 VA527 SYD-OOL; drinks at @AusCERT Conference.

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@NicholasFryer You should listen to some of the others. They’re a bit special.

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JusticeWillett Austin cyclist, poised to solve the existential question of the ages, pedals on, refusing to question motives.

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@NicholasFryer Besides, it grows on you after the eighth or ninth listen.

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@NicholasFryer Who am I to destroy someone’s creativity?

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Sensible advertising placement if you ask me, @davpope. pic.twitter.com/XxHhenrsnz

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@dfpiii “Detachable” is always promising.

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If you’d like to destroy your self-respect on the way to work, you could choose to listen to a new podcast. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I’ll be tweeting from the @AusCERT Conference through to Friday afternoon. conference.auscert.org.au/program

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Tue plan, redraft: 0924 train to Sydney; comms en route; errands CBD, Enmore; lunch; 1510 VA527 SYD-OOL; drinks at @AusCERT Conference.

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If my guesstimate is correct, this pricing puts LinkedIn’s breached data at 8 cents per 10,000 user records. twitter.com/troyhunt/statu…

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Meanwhile, @MikeCarlton01 has raised an important question. twitter.com/MikeCarlton01/…

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Add LinkedIn’s poker-machine UX to its tumbledown engineering and what have you got? The corporate equivalent of a slumlord crack dealer.

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Have a read of “How Technology Hijacks People’s Minds” and think about LinkedIn’s communication style. medium.com/@tristanharris…

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The fact that LinkedIn’s UX is such ramshackle confusion tells you everything you need to know about how they engineer their “service”.

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Sure, a neat facade may just be fresh paint on a crumbling ruin, but a ramshackle exterior tells you it’s ramshackle all the way down.

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You can tell a lot about an organisation from the outside by looking at the attention to detail in what you can see.

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Meanwhile, me at @zdnetaustralia: “It’s time to tell the truth about data sharing and data breaches” (13 May) zdnet.com/article/its-ti…

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Neither was I at the time. {LinkedIn takes security ‘very seriously’? Bollocks!” (Jun 2012) cso.com.au/article/427055…

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“LinkedIn’s poor handling of 2012 data breach comes back to haunt it”, writes @thorsheim, who is not impressed. grahamcluley.com/2016/05/linked…

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@jasminchill Ah, that’s not good. I’ve usually been fine, but I always have some padding in my schedule.

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@jasminchill “Eek”? This is quite a comfortable day, really.

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@daviottenheimer @GizmodoAU As it happens, I’m quite OK with the people who think an arms race is “cool” frying their own brains out.

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GizmodoAU These Anti-Drone Guns Are The Future Of Messing With Your Neighbours trib.al/Kep60PR pic.twitter.com/yUzLT9NvWk

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TrainLinkWest : Allow extra travel time due to urgent track equipment repairs at Lawson.

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I think I can make it fit if I squeeze hard.

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Now, to figure out how to make this plan fit into the allocated space.

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Tue plan, early draft: Train to Sydney; comms en route; errands Stanmore, Enmore, CBD; 1510 VA527 SYD-OOL; drinks at @AusCERT Conference.

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There was a podcast last night… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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fanfiction_txt angry birds blood orgy

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Tuesday. You’ll thank me for this one day. Tuesday.

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