Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 28th, 2016

I think some of you people need to get out more.

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@GordyPls @jplonie What do you think it is? Surely it’s self-explanatory.

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Sorry, have you people not seen this before?

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Bronyworld is complicated.

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senderblock23 “I ate my husband” pic.twitter.com/abXLdBqbgp

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upulie DINOSAUR REEGINEERING IS NO LONGER JUST A RUNNING GAG BUT A DISTINCT POSSIBILITY

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mikko Co-worker left his workstation unlocked?
Go to his facebook and change his settings so that updates are only visible to him.

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“Unfinished Hotel with Air Vent”, digital photograph (2016) pic.twitter.com/rziD2D9kk7

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@christopherneal No, I’m scouting tomorrow, tho, ‘cos I have an idea. I need to organise some talent tho. Details Monday.

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SwiftOnSecurity Look at her facial muscles 😩 pic.twitter.com/oAkjObXZV4

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Apparently it’s National Burger Day. You need a pattie on your bun. dailytelegraph.com.au/newslocal/nort…

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_FloridaMan Florida Man Bursts Into Ex’s Delivery Room, Fights Her New Boyfriend as She’s Giving Birth m.ajc.com/news/news/crim…

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New blog post: “Talking infosec on @abcgoldcoast”, 16 mins audio from Thursday. stilgherrian.com/conversations/… pic.twitter.com/1neSO7KVLa

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@developerjack Do you mind popping that thru to me?

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csoghoian The tech industry has been talking about “killing the password” for years. Clinton was way ahead of her time. twitter.com/csoghoian/stat…

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And people say that vagina dentata is scary… pic.twitter.com/ARDys9DgYi

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The property development scam that is Sydney’s “Silicon Harbour” zone in Rozelle Bay begins. pic.twitter.com/Ereu0o7HN4

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@marcoostini Yeah, would’ve loved to catch up properly, but hey it was a fun and busy conference.

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axmcc ‘That lady over there is a bone broth celebrity on instagram.’ - A real thing my girlfriend just said in public.

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There should be some sort of IQ test before people are allowed to board a tram.

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@BlogsofWar @jpwarren @SwiftOnSecurity Yep. Giant spiders, and fingernail-sized transparent jellyfish that’ll kill you.

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Yet another argument in favour of nuclear weapons. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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Fair assessment all round, this.

(Come here and say that, and we’ll send you to the island gulags.) twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…

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leslienassar He’s holding on to that note for dear life; there’s no way it’s going in to the bucket. twitter.com/tonyabbottmhr/…

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Why thank you, @BlogsofWar. We should warn Americans that if they find your language confronting… ooooh boy! Also, yeah, end times. [Waves.]

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BREAKING: A top-level male tennis player behaved like an arsehole.

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@formalbeer While I broadly support this taxonomy, there’s still plenty of missions that only surface ships can do. Yes, with your proviso.

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Password0ne Why do you kids make war-berry pi’s for wifi hax when a $50 chinaphone already has all the kit and software you need? Damn legohackers

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“A 32-Hour Webcast of Norwegians Reading the Fine Print” nytimes.com/2016/05/27/bus… HT @crikey_news

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“NATO Official Says ‘Lack of Ships’ is a Growing Problem for Allies” atlanticcouncil.org/blogs/natosour…

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jbouie I think you could fairly describe AirBnB as a functionally whites-only network for booking rooms. twitter.com/mattyglesias/s…

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@0x1C @instagram Yeah, but you forgot the key part. You’re also an arsehole.

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Of course in America I’d be a component of an imperial. twitter.com/jeamland/statu…

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“Dare to think for yourself, but then think and do precisely what I think you should because that’s ‘right’.” twitter.com/Francesgracell…

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I have no idea why I’m talking into the void, as if @instagram will actually respond. I am but a component of a metric.

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But you know, @instagram, that just tells me the kind of people you really are. We gave a word for that, but hey it’s still early.

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I also realise, @instagram, that your probable reaction will be “Meh, you’re not an under-35 attention whore, so who cares?”

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I realise I’m coming to this late, @instagram, but that’s more a sign of your decreasing relevance to how I prefer to work.

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If this isn’t actually a horrible error but deliberate, @instagram, then why not (gasp!) let users choose what they want?

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Hey @instagram, some moron seems to have forgotten how to order chronologically. Images posted in sequence are jumbled, making no sense.

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“It is better to see cyber operations for what they are: changing spreadsheets, intercepting email, jamming comms, and a lot of deception.”

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“Stop Saying We’re Dropping ‘Cyber Bombs’ On ISIS” defenseone.com/ideas/2016/05/… [Seems a reasonable request.]

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“A former senior U.S. general again calls for abolishing the nuclear forces he once commanded” publicintegrity.org/2016/05/27/197… [A solid feature.]

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Sat plan: Slow start, because exhaustion (in progress); a couple quick errands, because logistics; drinks and dinner, because arranged.

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baltoria Hey @TurnbullMalcolm, we’ve found a new train for you to take a selfie with! pic.twitter.com/J5i9p9KEeA

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AdamWeinstein “Say it”
“I’m here, isn’t that enough”
“SAY it”
“Fine. God. Just gimme—”
“Say. It”
“OKAY hail Hydra” pic.twitter.com/jXyCypeNT0

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Actually, “Clotocracy” isn’t a bad word either.

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Exactly, @BartAlder. I’m looking forward the the New Age of the Trump Daftocracy.

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“Trump is not an atomic playboy.” Or whatever. youtube.com/watch?v=MMofDr…

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“Trump will not blow out the bottom of California and let all the water run down the hole.” youtube.com/watch?v=IE06EC…

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Trump’s comments about drought really are genius. We should’ve thought of this solution earlier. twitter.com/mateagold/stat…

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Sat plan, draft: Slow start, because exhaustion; a couple quick errands, because logistics; drinks and dinner, because arranged.

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Well, @jeremysear, that’s because Obama is a mental pygmy compared to Trump. Do try to keep up.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: “No stars for Internet of Things security” zdnet.com/article/no-sta…

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“Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott … praised [Donald] Trump’s intellect,” which is fair enough I guess. afr.com/news/politics/…

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Ah, Donald, the semiotics of this are just gorgeous! Maybe Trump is actually a genius semiotician. twitter.com/BBCJamesCook/s…

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Saturday. It dribbles down the right-hand side, slowly forming a dark puddle on the floor. Your colleagues try not to notice. Saturday.

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