Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

August 3rd, 2016

pourmecoffee This is not the director of midwest regional organizing. It’s the official National Campaign Spokeswoman. pic.twitter.com/9qoYikN3fD

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zackster sending the same spammy reply to everyone who RT’ed a tweet is truly guru level social media skillz @ABSCensus

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@glenpen60 @dobes The official explanation is on the Census website.

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Here’s another one. It was quite a popular stunt, it seems. youtu.be/xNGGuxMEtQU?t=…

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Remember when train wrecks were a spectator sport? youtube.com/watch?v=0e-jRp…

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@Asher_Wolf Hey I can understand if the grunts and their families are worried.

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Don’t worry, @dobes, all the Census systems are in place and it’s full steam ahead. pic.twitter.com/cCJ0HS9mDz

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“By 2050 no Australian Census will be living in poverty.” — R J L Hawketwitter.com/stilgherrian/s…l

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“ABS tells Australian government there will be no Census data breaches in future”, writes @dobes, who’d be laughing. zdnet.com/article/abs-te…

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@thegrugq_ebooks @Raphaelite_Girl @weetabix I don’t care, unless smoked salmon is involved. Is there smoked salmon?

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I believe this is how ransomware works. twitter.com/thegrugq_ebook…

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Raphaelite_Girl Dry @weetabix Biscuit With Fucking Smoked Salmon On It.

Stop. This. Now.

Can you imagine biting into it? 😖 pic.twitter.com/vdr8uSb09Z

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@cmlh @dobes @aushack I’m certainly not going to discuss sources. Or, for that matter, who they were talking about.

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MarkDiStef when you have a one seat majority and the cabinet is leaking. pic.twitter.com/MLPEbLZInC

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@SophieAG Everything is already hacked. It’s just a matter of whose fist and how far up.

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@developerjack We live in strange times. Also, did you get your helium?

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KngHnryVIII Breakfast simply isn’t breakfast without wine.

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@robcorr It is. Someone (not me) has been a bit slack. Stand by.

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Hah! Some of us remember when @Bugcrowd was just @caseyjohnellis talking shit over a beer. What a world! twitter.com/caseyjohnellis…

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So yeah here’s @director_tech, a SEKRIT project I’ve been helping @nphair with. directortech.com.au This is just the starting point.

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@dobes @Pollytics “Who is [REDACTED] and why is he such a useless cunt journalist?”

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@dobes @Pollytics I’ve had a cranky pentester message me about some of this arsehattery. Let me grab the quote…

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homakov Bitcoin destroys lives pic.twitter.com/v1hzyeZguS

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nampix Rain torrents off the Harbour Bridge for @smh pic.twitter.com/OIpg20cbZ1

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frogpondsrock I wonder how many people will not have a form to fill out on census night because of this dreadful delivery system. pic.twitter.com/pgOIwMJBLc

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“Calls for Census hard copies go unanswered”, reports @amworldtodaypm abc.net.au/worldtoday/con…

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@hughstephens Those bots weren’t run by me. I’ve no idea who did, and I do not want to be told.

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StilCyber GetUp in GetUp being useless cunt.

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So why isn’t this bot still running? twitter.com/StilCyber/stat…

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Bugger. I missed that gap in the rain. So yeah, send help.

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snurb_dot_info Idea: a “George Brandis has completely screwed up [insert random political issue].” Twitter bot. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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‘George Brandis, in one of his more audacious pieces of puffery, said that “Mr Giles’s contribution to this process has been exemplary”.’

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“George Brandis has made a hash of the royal commission into juvenile detention”, writes @JustinianNews theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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fanfiction_txt Why the fuck is he kissing the girl after fucking a goddamn Pokemon? What the hell?

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nehadk RUMOUR: Warner Bros have announced the sequel to . Suicide Squad: Man Tears

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“Telstra CIO Erez Yarkoni quits” theregister.co.uk/2016/08/03/tel…

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@dobes I’m blemished. Would you like to see my blemishes?

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Coffee machines are clever like this. twitter.com/jyesmith/statu…

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Senator Hinch, hurrah!

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AusElectoralCom Vic Senators elected: 7.Collins (ALP) 8.Paterson (Lib) 9.Marshall (ALP) 10.Hinch(DHJP) 11.Rice (GRN) 12.Hume (Lib) tweet 2 of 2

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AusElectoralCom Vic Senators elected:1.Fifield (Lib) 2.Carr (ALP) 3.Di Natale (GRN) 4.McKenzie (NAT) 5.Conroy (ALP) 6. Ryan (Lib) tweet 1 of 2

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fanfiction_txt Nipples hardening are in no way like erections so stop treating them like it!

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@dobes Right, so both factually incorrect and logically unsupportable. Good work, everybody.

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@dobes Then I shall listen to ScoMo later and complete my understanding of all the things.

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thegrugq_ebooks @stilgherrian excellent questions that is actually good advice, not just “use signal, use Tor”.

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More excellent advice from the mind of @thegrugq_ebooks. twitter.com/thegrugq_ebook…

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@dobes I did not, because I enjoyed my lunch.

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Steve_Lockstep SWOT analysis for Australia. “Weakness? We’re building a crap broadband network” - @LJPatton pic.twitter.com/OdQbz7gSyZ

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Why is this bearded gentleman being extruded from this cat’s arse? twitter.com/DDsD/status/76…

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“Turnbull tries to allay growing Census fears”, writes @alliecoyne itnews.com.au/news/turnbull-…

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We’ve never faced this scale of cyber espionage either. “Past performance is no guarantee of future results,” right? twitter.com/FJKeany/status…

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@realist Well indeed. But it’s all OMFG 3D PRINTING TERRIBLE SCARY APOCALYPSE.

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Um, IBM says a Census hack is “inevitable”? They’re hosting the thing! itnews.com.au/news/ibm-wins-… twitter.com/swan_legend/st…

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“Of all the things Donald Trump has done in the past day, which is most worth talking about?” crikey.com.au/2016/08/03/pic…

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Where do these people get their drugs? twitter.com/Steve_Lockstep…

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So which is better, a hub or a precinct?

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@OaaSvc Quite possibly, given that I know what the street flooding can be like next to where AWS lives in Sydney.

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I can remember when a pub would have an actual roof. pic.twitter.com/HFHXnSMq15

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Much pleuting. I am stuck at the pub with a broken umbrella and a dwindling wine supply. Send help.

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@developerjack Oh. I seem to have mistakenly told you about guns and not helium.

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@KrazyKarl910 Oh yeah I’ve been meaning to tell you.

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I assume that he was a member of the Illuminati. twitter.com/Colvinius/stat…

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OK now THIS is what we need to worry about. twitter.com/RealNickHodge/…

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Maybe if you 3D printed a gun out of eggs and self-raising flour you could shoot off a few rounds and then make sausage rolls.

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@BrigadierSlog ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THINGS I LEARNED IN SUNDAY SCHOOL MIGHT NOT BE CORRECT YOU ARE A DREADFUL PERSON.

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You can also make a gun in any machine shop with pieces of metal and a drill or milling machine.

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LiveTrafficSyd 1 westbound lane is now closed on Parramatta Rd because of this flooding. Crews are on site.
twitter.com/LiveTrafficSyd…

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@AtomicMPC This is precisely what I was thinking. When firearms go wrong, they tend to go very wrong very fast.

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@BrigadierSlog Probably did. That’s precisely why they travelled from Nazareth to Bethlehem.

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workmanalice Diversity on Australian TV. pic.twitter.com/l1lgER2xCA

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Has anyone got evidence that these so-called “3D printed firearms” won’t just blow up in your face on the first round?

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Thank you, @mearesy, for another delightfully captionable photo. twitter.com/mearesy/status…

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@vealmince @dobes Well that’s why the hotel industry is struggling.

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And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

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And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers.

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… for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children.

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Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness…

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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

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@vealmince @dobes The same can be said for sump oil.

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Misusing gravy.

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Mate, even Joseph and Mary filled out the Census.

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Of course there is. Because a little bit of rain caused Sydney to fail in so many ways. twitter.com/LiveTrafficSyd…

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@markc Please see two tweets back, that is, the one that’s linked to the one you replied to.

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Earlier today I didn’t even know there’s a movie called Suicide Squad and know I know (1) there is (2) it’s bad. So, win.

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So reviewers reckon this movie called Suicide Squad is shit and some fragile possums don’t like it. twitter.com/EW/status/7606…

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The internet is rubbish.

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jeamland Mr 5: “I know how to do stuff good because I have a good thinking.”

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This is why we can’t have nice things. twitter.com/caseyjohnellis…

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CSIROevents Our invention that lead to WiFi has been included by to be object 101 in the history of the world pic.twitter.com/SvdUj9WGR9

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SimoneGiertz BEEN WAITING SO LONG 4 THIS! Do they double as tampons? Or are they just great at blocking sexual slurs? @Walgreens pic.twitter.com/HPrF41fmdn

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Inquiring minds want to know what Trump’s… no, never mindtwitter.com/chris23/status…P2

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@developerjack More to the point, @IAGAust is using that photo some commercial purposes. Got signed releases from everyone in it?

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mongrel43 Just a reminder that Calls for Presentations for close on Friday. Go here:
linux.conf.au/proposals/
@linuxconfau @linuxaustralia

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Except for some reason the rain stream from the SE keeps running directly over me. pic.twitter.com/UJULS5RmGU

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Wed plan. Errand (when rain stops); geek tasks (I have a list); research and writing; de-stress evening. Podcast pushed back, new date TBA.

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g0m Let’s do this gang 💯💯💯 pic.twitter.com/699RdZGBzW

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@BlogsofWar Someone is making a heap of money from this boondoggle.

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Of course we’ve seen this sort of thing before. pic.twitter.com/mESU4pVkLn

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Is the blockchain a cyber killchain?

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Here’s some more photos of The Idiot Thing from Qinhuangdao. twitter.com/ZhugeEX/status…

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Can we put drones on the blockchain using a 3D printer?

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“Australia Post Ventures prototyping blockchain potential”, writes @achanthadavong, for her sins. zdnet.com/article/austra…

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Actually they should deploy this thing in Bangkok, for the lulz. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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BernardKeane Nah - it’s citizens who are out of touch, not a collection of power-mad shiny arses in Belconnen.

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BernardKeane Wonder if anyone at the ABS is thinking might never have happened if they’d actually been upfront and engaged with the community

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@NicholasFryer Yes. I am terrible. But if the Census had been communicated properly we would be in this mess.

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I’m glad there’s a prototype of this idiot straddle-bus ‘cos I so want to watch the fuckups. engadget.com/2016/08/02/str… pic.twitter.com/qYW7HU6g3U

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@marcuskelson Indeed. I’m having a very fuzzy morning.

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Siefe Just saw this and I’m crying.. 😂😂

Whoever did this - BRAVO

pic.twitter.com/bmM9QW9nzK

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@marcuskelson It’s remarkably similar to Tuesday’s plan. (Also, thank you.)

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Wed plan, supplemental: Recording “The 9pm Edict” podcast will be pushed back again, due to more Census news. New recording date TBA.

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Wed plan, draft. A jumbled mix of geek tasks, research and writing, namely the stuff on that list there [points]; de-stress evening.

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Tue plan, draft. A jumbled mix of geek tasks, research and writing, namely the stuff on that list there [points]; de-stress evening.

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I look forward to his first album. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@joannejacobs This is why escalation is the appropriate option.

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This is why the Good Lord gave us Molotov cocktails. twitter.com/joannejacobs/s…

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@Techhelplistcom Ain’t it just. Thanks, I’ll keep an eye on your stuff then!

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@Techhelplistcom Do you gather regional data? Both AFP and Trend Micro have been telling us AU is being hit hard with ransomware.

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“FOAAS provides a modern, RESTful, scalable solution to the common problem of telling people to fuck off.” foaas.com

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@Techhelplistcom Or maybe not. I see that IP address is part of a broadband pool in France. Fast flux FTW!

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@Techhelplistcom Thanks for that. And I’ll be they’re doing A/B testing on the different domains.

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Steve_Lockstep If journalists writing about Galaxy don’t know the diff between iris and retina, just write “eye”, ok? Or “magic”.

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@ozdj Sure, but why are we changing the subject?

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AudioCultureNZ Led by a young Russell Crowe, Rus le Roq (as he was then known) & the Romantics audiocultu.re/1crDE3z pic.twitter.com/Ub9SLamb4G

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@alexkidman They were the lights for the filming?

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@oberonsghost During my last commuter-time train trip I loudly told door-blocking cud-munchers to keep moving or I’d start punching people.

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@ozdj @RNBreakfast This is a fair question. I’d gotten out of the daily news cycle, but during the election I slipped back into bad habits.

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WHY WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE DOING TO THE MOON? twitter.com/SatPaper/statu…

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Good write-up of Sydney startup Secure Code Warrior, running “gamification” [ugh!] to to teach secure programming. innovationaus.com/2016/08/Code-w…

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Shouldn’t @RNBreakfast @abcnews and other news outlets use a more neutral word? The budget will ALWAYS need changes as the world changes.

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Why does @RNBreakfast @abcnews etc keep using the phrase “budget repair”? That’s reinforcing pollies’ frame of the budget being “broken”…

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@Manic_Henry I think you’ll be right if you stop feeding them cheese.

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Redistrict Some parents really have this flying thing nailed. pic.twitter.com/m1NFs2U7HF

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@unixbigot @ABSStats @ABSCensus @DrParnassus I keep telling people about this post. I’ve been meaning to edit and update it.

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Yes, developers, read this before designing any database or UI involving people’s names. You should know this stuff. twitter.com/unixbigot/stat…

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Hey Amex cardholders and merchants, watch out for this phishing email. pic.twitter.com/R6B71oph28

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This is how that Hitchcock movie started. twitter.com/Manic_Henry/st…

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thegrugq_ebooks @stilgherrian @Picketer I think, experience has shown us that any crisis leading to gov action means it is terrible UX design.

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martinkelner Well, that’s probably quite popular pic.twitter.com/7NhKG7HJwN

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@thegrugq_ebooks @Picketer You are always too literal. You are terrible a context.

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Picketer Initially concerned Trump had literally drop-punted an infant. pic.twitter.com/h2dZmuahLq

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“Do startups really create jobs?”, writes @geekaypee innovationaus.com/2016/08/Do-sta… [Depends on definition of “startup”.] pic.twitter.com/qfV4n4t7Ah

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theharryshearer The time has come for us to have a national conversation about national conversations.

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That is to say, the report is from Trend Micro, not the attacks.

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Interesting-looking report on Predator Pain and Limitless malware attacks on SMBs by Trend Micro. trendmicro.com/vinfo/us/secur…

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“Advertisers could be tracking you via your battery status”, via @gcluley grahamcluley.com/2016/08/advert…

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I’ll be at the @adma Global Forum in Sydney next week, on 10-11 Aug. It’s usually a good conference. adma.com.au/event/global-f…

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New Moon was just a few minutes ago, at 0645 AEST.

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Meanwhile, “Census should not collect names, everyone should have a number instead: Labor” zdnet.com/article/census…

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I’m likely to have more on the Census before the end of the week. People are unearthing all manner of documents. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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KalvinMacleod INTERVIEWER: can you give me an example where you were helpful to a coworker?
ME: I cannot

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@trentyarwood Unfortunate indeed, because it’s brought to mind the image of @R_Chirgwin breastfeeding.

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“Don’t get between George Brandis and an opportunity to do something stupid you will be trampled.”

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“Australia is only one ‘unfortunate incident’ away from chaos… Fish are known socialists.theguardian.com/commentisfree/…fj

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“China Signals Resolve with Bomber Flights Over South China Sea”, reports @WarOnTheRocks warontherocks.com/2016/08/china-… pic.twitter.com/5ekWQzoeoJ

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So to be clear, @NewtonMark has been here and I have not. You can’t pin it on me. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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I’d have thought that @ABSStats @ABSCensus of all people would know the full gamut of naming practices and gender. twitter.com/DrParnassus/st…

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Wednesday. This is something that They have been planning all along. Wednesday.

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