
pourmecoffee This is not the director of midwest regional organizing. It’s the official National Campaign Spokeswoman. pic.twitter.com/9qoYikN3fD
zackster sending the same spammy reply to everyone who RT’ed a tweet is truly guru level social media skillz @ABSCensus
Here’s another one. It was quite a popular stunt, it seems. https://t.co/KDFmmBH0rM
Remember when train wrecks were a spectator sport? #CensusFail https://t.co/guh5qwwTFP
@natecochrane @dobes @ABSStats This is all going to be so much fun.
@Asher_Wolf Hey I can understand if the grunts and their families are worried.

Don’t worry@dobeses, all the Census systems are in place and it’s full steam ahepic.twitter.com/cCJ0HS9mDz9mDz
“By 2050 no Australian Census will be living in poverty.†— R J L Hawke https://t.co/fbq9ypdf8l
“ABS tells Australian government there will be no Census data breaches in futureâ€, writes @dobes, who’d be laughing. https://t.co/Bt7htZX9Li
Yeah OK right. https://t.co/aVffZTZnJ1
Secret hair! @thegrugq_ebooks @Raphaelite_Girl
@thegrugq_ebooks @Raphaelite_Girl @weetabix Probably, yes.
@thegrugq_ebooks @Raphaelite_Girl @weetabix I don’t care, unless smoked salmon is involved. Is there smoked salmon?
I believe this is how ransomware works. https://t.co/I2FpH4Njvf
RT @Raphaelite_Girl: Dry @Weetabix Biscuit With Fucking Smoked Salmon On It.
Stop. This. Now.
Can you imagine biting into it? 😖 https://t…
Wet.
@cmlh @dobes @aushack I’m certainly not going to discuss sources. Or, for that matter, who they were talking about.

MarkDiStef when you have a one seat majority and the cabinet is leaking. pic.twitter.com/MLPEbLZInC
@SophieAG Everything is already hacked. It’s just a matter of whose fist and how far up.
@developerjack We live in strange times. Also, did you get your helium?
KngHnryVIII Breakfast simply isn’t breakfast without wine.
@robcorr It is. Someone (not me) has been a bit slack. Stand by.
Hah! Some of us remember when @Bugcrowd was just @caseyjohnellis talking shit over a beer. What a world! https://t.co/Sak7H2YYNC
So yeah here’@director_techch, a SEKRIT project I’ve been help@nphairhair widirectortech.com.aulGAe This is just the starting point.
@dobes @Pollytics I’ve had a cranky pentester message me about some of this arsehattery. Let me grab the quote…

homakov Bitcoin destroys lives pic.twitter.com/v1hzyeZguS

nampix Rain torrents off the Harbour Bridge #sydneyweather for @smh pic.twitter.com/OIpg20cbZ1

frogpondsrock I wonder how many people will not have a form to fill out on census night because of this dreadful delivery system. pic.twitter.com/pgOIwMJBLc
“Calls for Census hard copies go unansweredâ€, reports @amworldtodaypm https://t.co/PMIORhLTvH
@hughstephens Those bots weren’t run by me. I’ve no idea who did, and I do not want to be told.
@BundyB Indeed.
StilCyber GetUp in GetUp being useless cunt.
So why isn’t this bot still running? https://t.co/aYZ6dIBh6w
Bugger. I missed that gap in the rain. So yeah, send help.
RT @snurb_dot_info: Idea: a “George Brandis has completely screwed up [insert random political issue].” Twitter bot. https://t.co/aVdCCafzzU
@NuclearAnthro Sure. Flugkörpergruppe 11, says the ‘pedia. https://t.co/yVXtWTWvW3
@DrCassCross There was a piece on @theprojecttv last night.
‘George Brandis, in one of his more audacious pieces of puffery, said that “Mr Giles’s contribution to this process has been exemplaryâ€.’
“George Brandis has made a hash of the royal commission into juvenile detentionâ€, writes @JustinianNews https://t.co/3SIQQxNPLn
fanfiction_txt Why the fuck is he kissing the girl after fucking a goddamn Pokemon? What the hell?
@natecochrane @jpwarren @alliecoyne @ABSStats Indeed.
nehadk RUMOUR: Warner Bros have announced the sequel to #SuicideSquad. Suicide Squad: Man Tears
@natecochrane @jpwarren @alliecoyne @ABSStats Two, actually. Seven years in the so-called “slammerâ€. https://t.co/0rLMJMUowx #getinthehole
@natecochrane @jpwarren @alliecoyne Indeed. I have heard this… somewhere.
“Telstra CIO Erez Yarkoni quits†https://t.co/4l2bnv9XbR
@dobes I’m blemished. Would you like to see my blemishes?
Coffee machines are clever like this. https://t.co/HBtWebBkvS
THIS IS UNAUSTRALIAN. #lamingtonrationing https://t.co/gfio1p1hJc
Senator Hinch, hurrah!
AusElectoralCom Vic Senators elected: 7.Collins (ALP) 8.Paterson (Lib) 9.Marshall (ALP) 10.Hinch(DHJP) 11.Rice (GRN) 12.Hume (Lib) #ausvotes tweet 2 of 2
AusElectoralCom Vic Senators elected:1.Fifield (Lib) 2.Carr (ALP) 3.Di Natale (GRN) 4.McKenzie (NAT) 5.Conroy (ALP) 6. Ryan (Lib) #ausvotes tweet 1 of 2
@natecochrane @jpwarren @alliecoyne @realDonaldTrump Well it’s quicker that way.
fanfiction_txt Nipples hardening are in no way like erections so stop treating them like it!
@dobes Right, so both factually incorrect and logically unsupportable. Good work, everybody.
@dobes Then I shall listen to ScoMo later and complete my understanding of all the things.
thegrugq_ebooks @stilgherrian excellent questions that is actually good advice, not just “use signal, use Tor”.
More excellent advice from the mind of @thegrugq_ebooks. https://t.co/D5rw69xIob
@dobes I did not, because I enjoyed my lunch.

Steve_Lockstep #IoT SWOT analysis for Australia. “Weakness? We’re building a crap broadband network” - @LJPatton #techingovau pic.twitter.com/OdQbz7gSyZ
Why is this bearded gentleman being extruded from this cat’s arse? https://t.co/NdD9q6jiEl
“Turnbull tries to allay growing Census fearsâ€, writes @alliecoyne https://t.co/XXShXU0Zhd
We’ve never faced this scale of cyber espionage either. “Past performance is no guarantee of future results,†right? https://t.co/0ltj8gqRF6
@realist Well indeed. But it’s all OMFG 3D PRINTING TERRIBLE SCARY APOCALYPSE.
@dobes RTYI. https://t.co/AEzjDv0WEM
Um, IBM says a Census hack is “inevitable� They’re hosting the thing! https://t.co/rUoAknzpD5 #settingexpectations https://t.co/oJkWnGvIy0
Trumponomics! https://t.co/xsWwRx28SA
“Of all the things Donald Trump has done in the past day, which is most worth talking about?†https://t.co/B09kNW7uTB
@KristianStupid Exactly.
Where do these people get their drugs? https://t.co/tXHO9UbNZw
So which is better, a hub or a precinct?
@OaaSvc Quite possibly, given that I know what the street flooding can be like next to where AWS lives in Sydney.

I can remember when a pub would have an actual roof. pic.twitter.com/HFHXnSMq15
Much pleuting. I am stuck at the pub with a broken umbrella and a dwindling wine supply. Send help.
@developerjack This is the helium. https://t.co/cghaQb2gic
@developerjack Oh. I seem to have mistakenly told you about guns and not helium.
@KrazyKarl910 We were telling the Protestants first.
@KrazyKarl910 Oh yeah I’ve been meaning to tell you.

Goodbye, Sydney. pic.twitter.com/cPDqPihLpG
I assume that he was a member of the Illuminati. https://t.co/EidvNauYvE

Ah that’ll do it. pic.twitter.com/aoSQD5gJnw

Much pleuting. pic.twitter.com/BAlNpCBeyv
@developerjack And in more detail. https://t.co/rAFtM7iUNn
@developerjack Here you go. https://t.co/JQLz5oAkYR You can also get reindeer.
OK now THIS is what we need to worry about. https://t.co/Bp92Yy6JB6
Maybe if you 3D printed a gun out of eggs and self-raising flour you could shoot off a few rounds and then make sausage rolls.
@BrigadierSlog ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THINGS I LEARNED IN SUNDAY SCHOOL MIGHT NOT BE CORRECT YOU ARE A DREADFUL PERSON.
You can also make a gun in any machine shop with pieces of metal and a drill or milling machine.
Pro Tip: When you fire a gun it gets hot. https://t.co/DDHG583N6n
RT @LiveTrafficSyd: 1 westbound lane is now closed on Parramatta Rd because of this flooding. Crews are on site.
https://t.co/VwgEUaHrWf
@AtomicMPC This is precisely what I was thinking. When firearms go wrong, they tend to go very wrong very fast.
Thanks, @jperlow. But how safe do you reckon it’d be? https://t.co/pVfKmLipws
@BrigadierSlog Probably did. That’s precisely why they travelled from Nazareth to Bethlehem.

workmanalice Diversity on Australian TV. pic.twitter.com/l1lgER2xCA
Has anyone got evidence that these so-called “3D printed firearms†won’t just blow up in your face on the first round?
Thank you, @mearesy, for another delightfully captionable photo. https://t.co/nqCtio3Jx4
And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers.
… for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness…
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
@dobes I know.
Misusing gravy.
Mate, even Joseph and Mary filled out the Census.
Of course there is. Because a little bit of rain caused Sydney to fail in so many ways. https://t.co/M7IWGVZG2k
@markc Please see two tweets back, that is, the one that’s linked to the one you replied to.
Earlier today I didn’t even know there’s a movie called Suicide Squad and know I know (1) there is (2) it’s bad. So, win. #SuicideSquad
Ballast. https://t.co/XB18kCdU7w
So reviewers reckon this movie called Suicide Squad is shit and some fragile possums don’t like it. #SuicideSquad https://t.co/tLbOpXCfp5
The internet is rubbish.
RT @jeamland: Mr 5: “I know how to do stuff good because I have a good thinking.”
This is why we can’t have nice things. https://t.co/FcTIhwwPq4
Using baconipsum.com.

CSIROevents Our invention that lead to WiFi has been included by #NMA to be object 101 in the history of the world #100objects pic.twitter.com/SvdUj9WGR9

SimoneGiertz BEEN WAITING SO LONG 4 THIS! Do they double as tampons? Or are they just great at blocking sexual slurs? @Walgreens pic.twitter.com/HPrF41fmdn
Inquiring minds want to know what Trump’s… no, never mind. https://t.co/Wnee19jCP2
@developerjack More to the point, @IAGAust is using that photo some commercial purposes. Got signed releases from everyone in it?
mongrel43 Just a reminder that Calls for Presentations for #lca2017 close on Friday. Go here:
linux.conf.au/proposals/
@linuxconfau @linuxaustralia

Except for some reason the rain stream from the SE keeps running directly over me. pic.twitter.com/UJULS5RmGU
Wed plan. Errand (when rain stops); geek tasks (I have a list); research and writing; de-stress evening. Podcast pushed back, new date TBA.
RT @g0m: Let’s do this gang 💯💯💯 https://t.co/699RdZGBzW
RT @BlogsofWar: Ugh. https://t.co/qiHFwXPuUz
IMPORTANT QUESTION. https://t.co/S7dtJygz97
There there was the Brighton and Rottingdean Seashore Electric Tramroad. https://t.co/m7Pn3ER2w5 https://t.co/89WNJA1q6d
@BlogsofWar Someone is making a heap of money from this boondoggle.

Of course we’ve seen this sort of thing beforepic.twitter.com/mESU4pVkLnLn
Is the blockchain a cyber killchain?
Here’s some more photos of The Idiot Thing from Qinhuangdao. https://t.co/gsivix632Y
Can we put drones on the blockchain using a 3D printer?
“Australia Post Ventures prototyping blockchain potentialâ€, writes @achanthadavong, for her sins. https://t.co/9yCxL9GCSG
@dobes @Steve_Lockstep Oh FFS.
Oh this gives me an idea… https://t.co/kk6JFMbrir
@ElishaPearce @BXGD @FeelsCloud @dikkii Good, isn’t it.
Needs more #blockchain. https://t.co/nA91c9t3uQ

This is also an excellent* idea. pic.twitter.com/pOLrXGiRHV
Actually they should deploy this thing in Bangkok, for the lulz. https://t.co/8GuRsVI3EN

In further news… pic.twitter.com/VkVYgZMUGU
BernardKeane Nah - it’s citizens who are out of touch, not a collection of power-mad shiny arses in Belconnen.
BernardKeane Wonder if anyone at the ABS is thinking #censusfail might never have happened if they’d actually been upfront and engaged with the community
@NicholasFryer Yes. I am terrible. But if the Census had been communicated properly we would be in this mess.
I’m glad there’s a prototype of this idiot straddle-bus ’cos I so want to watch the fuckups. https://t.co/3ShCkXY8P6 https://t.co/qYW7HU6g3U
@marcuskelson Indeed. I’m having a very fuzzy morning.
RT @Siefe: Just saw this and I’m crying.. 😂😂
Whoever did this - BRAVO
#PokemonGO https://t.co/bmM9QW9nzK
@marcuskelson It’s remarkably similar to Tuesday’s plan. (Also, thank you.)
Wed plan, supplemental: Recording “The 9pm Edict†podcast will be pushed back again, due to more Census news. New recording date TBA.
Wed plan, draft. A jumbled mix of geek tasks, research and writing, namely the stuff on that list there [points]; de-stress evening.
Tue plan, draft. A jumbled mix of geek tasks, research and writing, namely the stuff on that list there [points]; de-stress evening.
I look forward to his first album. https://t.co/XOtEbHHtJV
@joannejacobs This is why escalation is the appropriate option.
This is why the Good Lord gave us Molotov cocktails. https://t.co/EEo6S7ggiH

“Hacker pyramidâ@alexhuttont@myrcurialri#BSidesLVepic.twitter.com/VpNtEqRDBBRDBB
@Techhelplistcom Ain’t it just. Thanks, I’ll keep an eye on your stuff then!
@Techhelplistcom Do you gather regional data? Both AFP and Trend Micro have been telling us AU is being hit hard with ransomware.
“FOAAS provides a modern, RESTful, scalable solution to the common problem of telling people to fuck off.â€foaas.comzW
@Techhelplistcom Or maybe not. I see that IP address is part of a broadband pool in France. Fast flux FTW!
@Techhelplistcom Thanks for that. And I’ll be they’re doing A/B testing on the different domains.
Steve_Lockstep If journalists writing about Galaxy #Note7 don’t know the diff between iris and retina, just write “eye”, ok? Or “magic”. #biometrics
@ozdj Sure, but why are we changing the subject?

AudioCultureNZ Led by a young Russell Crowe, Rus le Roq (as he was then known) & the Romantics audiocultu.re/1crDE3z pic.twitter.com/Ub9SLamb4G
@alexkidman They were the lights for the filming?
@oberonsghost During my last commuter-time train trip I loudly told door-blocking cud-munchers to keep moving or I’d start punching people.
@ozdj @RNBreakfast This is a fair question. I’d gotten out of the daily news cycle, but during the election I slipped back into bad habits.
WHY WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE DOING TO THE MOON? https://t.co/YNmgsYAJ5g
Me too. https://t.co/q9dPshsXCi
Good write-up of Sydney startup Secure Code Warrior, running “gamification†[ugh!] to to teach secure programming. https://t.co/Znc2TApP81
@Manic_Henry Don’t we all.
Shouldn’@RNBreakfasts@abcnewsws and other news outlets use a more neutral word? The budget will ALWAYS need changes as the world changes.
Why does @RNBreakfast @abcnews etc keep using the phrase “budget repairâ€? That’s reinforcing pollies’ frame of the budget being “broken 
@Manic_Henry I think you’ll be right if you stop feeding them cheese.

Redistrict Some parents really have this flying thing nailed. pic.twitter.com/m1NFs2U7HF
God bless America! https://t.co/TvTMpoREAB
@unixbigot @ABSStats @ABSCensus @DrParnassus I keep telling people about this post. I’ve been meaning to edit and update it.
Yes, developers, read this before designing any database or UI involving people’s names. You should know this stuff. https://t.co/kK2KaONkxV

Hey Amex cardholders and merchants, watch out for this phishing email. pic.twitter.com/R6B71oph28
This is how that Hitchcock movie started. https://t.co/zXl9A2RzYH
thegrugq_ebooks @stilgherrian @Picketer I think, experience has shown us that any crisis leading to gov action means it is terrible UX design.

martinkelner Well, that’s probably quite popular pic.twitter.com/7NhKG7HJwN
@thegrugq_ebooks @Picketer You are always too literal. You are terrible a context.

Picketer Initially concerned Trump had literally drop-punted an infant. pic.twitter.com/h2dZmuahLq
“Do startups really create jobs?â€, writes @geekaypee https://t.co/wt0eKnB9yq [Depends on definition of “startupâ€.] https://t.co/qfV4n4t7Ah
I couldn’t eat a whole one. https://t.co/EBFGJE2dLJ
theharryshearer The time has come for us to have a national conversation about national conversations.
That is to say, the report is from Trend Micro, not the attacks.
Interesting-looking report on Predator Pain and Limitless malware attacks on SMBs by Trend Micro. https://t.co/LJJkyJvHKs
“Advertisers could be tracking you via your battery statusâ€, via @gcluley https://t.co/91jl4un3ie
I’ll be at the @adma Global Forum in Sydney next week, on 10-11 Aug. It’s usually a good conference. https://t.co/u1KCMgPAJF
New Moon was just a few minutes ago, at 0645 AEST.
Meanwhile, “Census should not collect names, everyone should have a number instead: Labor†https://t.co/oUXMOEHI5Z
I’m likely to have more on the Census before the end of the week. People are unearthing all manner of documents. https://t.co/btM1iW6CmF
@trentyarwood @R_Chirgwin Look you started it.
KalvinMacleod INTERVIEWER: can you give me an example where you were helpful to a coworker?
ME: I cannot
@trentyarwood Unfortunate indeed, because it’s brought to mind the image o@R_Chirgwinin breastfeeding.
“Don’t get between George Brandis and an opportunity to do something stupid you will be trampled.”
“Australia is only one ‘unfortunate incident’ away from chaos… Fish are known socialists.†https://t.co/mKsKSbpsfj
“China Signals Resolve with Bomber Flights Over South China Seaâ€, reports @WarOnTheRocks https://t.co/E8ywvYbDcn https://t.co/5ekWQzoeoJ
Yeah @NewtonMark seems to know an awful lot about all this. https://t.co/NDkyC4Fjjx
Ditto. https://t.co/YVnA3NV9IK
So to be clear, @NewtonMark has been here and I have not. You can’t pin it on me. https://t.co/h4M1RpQnPN
I’d have thought that @ABSStats @ABSCensus of all people would know the full gamut of naming practices and gender. https://t.co/N0ONxtJXKl
Wednesday. This is something that They have been planning all along. Wednesday.