Histreepix Since 2013, Karen Gillan has toured UK prisons explaining the plots of Doctor Who episodes each inmate has missed. pic.twitter.com/TEoweYTf3W
Oh hang on. Silly me. Sitting dates haven’t bene set because we don’t formally have a Parliament y#iamanarsehatehat
@TimWattsMP @dobes Oh dear.
When’s the first sitting of the new Senate? I should go to Canberra.
OMFG HOW DEEP DOES THIS CONSPIRACY GO. Ping @dobes. https://t.co/vFaimezmw4
RT @swearyanthony: If you’d like to see more of Malcolm-Ieuan Roberts:’s work, the wayback machine has you covered: https://t.co/JWaND5XgOt
RT @glengyron: Was the swagman in Waltzing Matilda a Free{man on the ã…£and? #makuthink
@OaaSvc @AusRob Problem solved. pic.twitter.com/pvs3bj1iUc
@patstokes @prestontowers @reddishraven @Kolyin I’ll finally get around to reading this on the weekend. https://t.co/xYfsRIYnqE
Floss Truthers! https://t.co/InX7QK0o7w
RT @MaxBlumenthal: British woman detained under “counter-terror” laws for reading a book about Syrian art on a plane https://t.co/SMRUexG6GR
A timeless tweet, yes, but even more so today. https://t.co/llICPcjdLs
Jonathan. https://t.co/CH3RoEYRdc
RealNickHodge So it *does* look like you can vote a horse into the Senate.
@prestontowers @patstokes @reddishraven Welcome to the Rabbit-Hole.
@jpwarren @R_Chirgwin It’s heavy going, because it’s a work of investigative journalism, but I know impatient me did read it all.
@jpwarren @R_Chirgwin I assume you mean “IBM and the Holocaust�
@GreenJ @swearyanthony Way ahead of you, Sunshines.
@jamescmcpherson @feed_the_chooks Loch Ness is a mysterious place.
Histreepix Know-it-all 9-year-old tries to explain capitalism to uncomprehending anarcho-syndicalist toddler, 1928. pic.twitter.com/eRdnC9qdH1
“The Bourne Wipe†https://t.co/BNkKwjTxIt Ping @thegrugq
I think it’s time to revisit the revelation of the HAARP Chemtrail Rainbow Effect. https://t.co/3NCft02WE6
I could totally rock this look. https://t.co/e3IdFA0iwZ
@reillystyley Glad to be of service, ma’am.
What? Like Tory Bold? Senator Dingbat? (Feel free to steal this “jokeâ€.) https://t.co/VXZlHhB0Qe
feed_the_chooks imagine the fucking syntactic nightmare of his private senator’s bills as he tries to escape the clutches of grammatical enslavement
@smidgey @JohnBirmingham Look, mate, I just work here. Do you want to buy it or not?
Vole_Facts Voles do play some truly bizarre-looking woodwind instruments. pic.twitter.com/uEKGWnDll8
@JayMo31415 @intelwire @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus Oh thanks, James. I’ve been after a solid rebuttal of this rubbish. Thank you@CanLIIII.
@ridgiedidge @Wil_Anderson Precisely. But as I say further down that thread, people will read ambiguity in a way that supports their belief.
@jdub Well @JohnBirmingham did once call me his “inappropriate museâ€, after which he wrote about tentacle porn in the Brisbane Times.
@intelwire ICYMI, Australia has just elected a Sovereign Citizen (yes, I know) climate truther to the Senate. https://t.co/d9gAjwUSNv
JohnBirmingham This new One Nation guy is like God’s apology framed as a moneyshot into the face of satirists & cartoonists for taking away Tony Abbott.
In which Clarke & Dawe convey the majesty of Australia’s favourite Attorney-General. https://t.co/zv5cNYCDb8
RT @Pollytics: It’ll happen over an obscure disagreement about Erich von Daniken doctrine https://t.co/ZNMX1WkdTp
@Gin_ev_ra @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Oh dear, this looks like a very dangerous rabbit-hole indeed.
@SnarkyPlatypus @Gin_ev_ra @glengyron So we now have kawaii J-Pop as nationalist propaganda?
I think we all need to learn the dance moves and gestures towards the end of this song. https://t.co/G5KsHuKjAe HT @glengyron
glengyron Everything is fine. It’s all fine. Fine. youtu.be/BRWK5I49jOs
Congrats to @R_Chirgwin for finding IBM’s announcement of Australia’s first computerised Census in 1966. https://t.co/CBCu6Qm9Bw
@andrewdotnich I think you’ve done enough for today, Andrew.
@OaaSvc You missed a great* s-bend joke there.
Where am I meant to put my colon?
RT @ben_hr: So Trump fans more likely to be into pro-rodeo than pro-wrestling? https://t.co/14bDvOpCiN
samdastyari Umm… Is the headline writer trying to tell me something? pic.twitter.com/zX6rjVuLFF
@troyhunt Ta. It just popped into my mind, given the Cupid Media debacle.
thegrugq_ebooks I really doubt they’re all related.
davpope And my #census2016 cartoon from earlier, that doesn’t appear to have make it to the gallery, soz pic.twitter.com/TjIcce1rDn
May I recommend once more this excellent rant re Trump and nuclear weapons from someone who knows them. https://t.co/L4eYwvKjFX
RT @GreenJ: still waiting on maiden speeches … https://t.co/0Oy4OKIEzW
davpope The white tracksuit brigade <my opening ceremony cartoon | gallery goo.gl/oc0BNQ> pic.twitter.com/nVpNAiAG8B
I have a number of questions concerning this tweet. https://t.co/pqBbKX3smq
Oh wake up, man, it’s just they They want you to think he’s still alive. https://t.co/foc7pvrsjF
Much as this is a good thing, @ABChealthonline @abcgippsland @DrSallyCockburn I think you forget The Visible Woman. pic.twitter.com/i0m5qHdxAF
feed_the_chooks Little disappointed we don’t have any 9/11 Truthers or anti-Chemtrailers in the senate but, well, jolly good show nonetheless
Hah! A spambot just pulled out this timeless tweet from my past. https://t.co/Px3oFTzEWj
zackster Let’s just say that German google is quite liberal pic.twitter.com/bGdHDjBD9F
@feed_the_chooks Since you mentioned CT, may I draw this tweet to your attention? https://t.co/xYfsRIYnqE
feed_the_chooks …except for the NSW Counter Terrorism and Special Tactics command assessment, who kind of do expect them a little bit
feed_the_chooks nobody expects the sovereign citizen pic.twitter.com/pt3rzRMqyc
@troyhunt Do we know whether or not Muslim Match was one of the sites running on Cupid Media’s whitebox platform? (Not OK Cupid.)
You’re an idiot, @viss. Set fire to something. https://t.co/kiqxeDrNPR
@scott_thewspot Yeah I just picked a random date from the mainframe era. Sometimes I do fact-check tweets before posting, but not that one.
@OaaSvc @dobes I’d already planned to go paper, and this is one of the reasons. I kinda knew they’d fuck it up.
@darrenpauli Possible sewage (the content) rather that sewerage (the envelope).
@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes It’s a skill. Or maybe a calling.
@smidgey @dobes No, I don’t. Nor do I know that there’s more than 13,000 people in Australia with a mononym.
@Jo_MacD @cathywilcox1 Letters may not arrive before the weekend, says @ABSCensus, and in any event there’s no penalty for being late.
So in summary… pic.twitter.com/JZrX62UWww
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WELCOME TO 1964 PEOPLE.
“Australian online Census name fields restricted to ASCII printable charactersâ€, and no mononyms, writes @dobes. https://t.co/pxo7AjkWrc
Meanwhile @dobes brings us today’s instalment of Wow The Census Is So Excellent. https://t.co/pxo7AjkWrc #headesk https://t.co/BKADJrXpyY
RIP in Peace my mentions.
@jdub It’s an interesting shibboleth. ASD and Census? It’s either “Thank fuck for that!†or “OMFG ALIEN ROTHSCHILD BONER BUTT PROBE LIZARD!â€
@KarlskiB Of course it is. Sigh.
I mean, we all know what happened to Harold Holt, right? Him AND the Beaumont Children. YOU JOIN THE DOTS.
Oh dear. I’d better stop now, or it’ll soon be into The Van for #getintheholehole
Hey you know that the Australian Signals Directorate (ASD) will also look at this new “identity framework†too, yeah#wakeupsheeplele
Also in Australia today, “DTO [Digital Transformation Office] to deliver draft federated identity framework†https://t.co/lxHny0HWDc
And the mere mention of the Australian Signals Directorate (ASD) will launch the tinfoilers into the psychic stratosphere.
I can see what the @ABSCensus staffer is trying to say, but people will Rorschach their own interpretations onto that statement.
And “shouldn’t do†could mean “it’d be naughty if they did†or “the systems are designed to prevent itâ€.
“Can anyone browse†could be asking “Can everyone browse†or “Is it possible that someone could 
This is where people’s fears lie, the ambiguity of “anyone†and “shouldnâ€pic.twitter.com/14gJ6u9w7Io/14gJ6u9w7I
“Census 2016: Where does my information go and why does the ABS need my name?†at @abcnews https://t.co/Hu8kUiM9Kc [A good explainer.]
@MichaelH_PhD Ideally, yes.
With diagrams? Or can they just show us on the doll? https://t.co/Mjc6dyiux2
@MichaelH_PhD “Data lake†has been around a while. I seems to be part of the framing of data as a natural resource, like oil.
skr Are we sure Trump’s tiny hands are strong enough to hit the big red nuke button?
RT @ACICgovau: Join the Cybercrime Intelligence Team at Australia’s criminal intel agency https://t.co/mpRG9kfmL3 #cyberstrataus https://t.…
“They fought with their junk as if they were Jedi knights wielding Lightsabers.”
Review: “Lincoln was the Ultimate Patriot as he not only fought to save his country, but used the power of his loins, to save the world!!!”
That said, how could you resist a plot like this? https://t.co/AkspBkrVk1 https://t.co/C4aRjwYBxs
Don’t ask how I know this.
We already have “Abraham Lincoln: Fuck Lord of the Moon (Presidential Fuck Machine Book 3)†https://t.co/AkspBkrVk1 https://t.co/iJBnpX2NFB
I’m starting to think tha@firstdogonmoonon will soon be joined by First Senator on the Moon.
At this point it seems appropriate to retweet @intelwire’s guide to the topic. @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus https://t.co/xYfsRIYnqE
Now here’s an interesting question. @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus https://t.co/qU2wC6LCgc
Oh yes @dobes! Both the Galileo Movement and Sovereign Citizens! This couldn’t possibly get more excellent! https://t.co/G08cwmPgAS
@TheLittlePRC @smidgey @infravic Well played.
RT @ArsTechnicaUK: Craig Wright’s proof that he invented Bitcoin: “F**k off, I’m not going to jump through hoops“ https://t.co/qxHUChktTu b…
Dear America, Australia’s election campaigns only last weeks, but then comes our Senate preferential vote count. https://t.co/r4d18MnLbZ
@darrenpauli @dnee Well that’s what rams do. They headbutt things very well indeed. Hence “battering ram†and “ram it all the way upâ€.
@TheLittlePRC @infravic And there’s nothing wrong with asking question.
MIND BLOWN. https://t.co/9RjqmHzVaU
feed_the_chooks wonder how Bread’s getting along
dnee There’s a ram in Fitzroy gardens pic.twitter.com/fuGuoBi62J
It won’t make any difference unless you put it on the blockchain. This is pretty basic stuff. Do you even buzzword? https://t.co/drF4tfXtFy
Then again, “A national security expert went on a Twitter rant against Trump’s nuclear weapons position†https://t.co/UB54EqHD4b
@BlogsofWar Awww… Now you’re ruining all our fun!
Here @PointZeroOne is referring to “The 9pm Detachable Foreskin Monologue†(23 May) https://t.co/zAr5hzN9MI https://t.co/05Qd0qvPqQ
cxi When we “Cyber”, “GeoCities” is my safe word.
You can hear me read the entire One Nation policy agenda at stilgherrian.com/edict/00061/ pic.twitter.com/vcHOmdCgQG
Speaking of which, Senator Roberts’ rant about the climate conspiracy was part on One Nation’s published agenda. https://t.co/03bQOuAvy8
Well, I did remove my pants halfway through the last episode. But then I was reading the One Nation policy agenda. https://t.co/r8ccEDUdkf
Thu plan: Having essentially lost a day for reasons unknown, triage the inbox and re-plan accordingly; inform those affected; quiet evening.
@AtomicMPC I’m thinking my next podcast should consist solely of the tweets people have sent me.
@feed_the_chooks Excellent thinking.
I’ve already got weird @ tweets flooding at me and I have yet to mention the national ID scheme and the banking Royal Commission.
This is what people think of me. No wonder I have weird dreams. https://t.co/1GqvhfjDg9
Just to the Senate. As a performance review. https://t.co/cXXYxCxMYR
Oh this is much better! https://t.co/RUZB67SRMl
Is this a euphemism? https://t.co/HBhGosFp7F
This is all so excellent I think I might get out of bed and put on some coffee.
I don’t quite see how, but I’m happy to go with this plan. https://t.co/rCvgJfdr1R
How about a reality show, “Senate Big Brother”?
I reckon the new Senate will need some sort of team-building exercise. Maybe a LARPing weekend.
@andrewdotnich Hasn’t he just! I didn’t know he had it in him. Had me fooled. This is some high-grade Chaos.
Well done, Malcolm. Well done.
Oh. I shouldn’t have asked. https://t.co/RB5np53Jgo
I seem to have spent what you would call the “morning” having a long and seriously weird series of dreams. Can reality be weirder today?
Wolfbyte OH “There’s a whale. That proves it” #ndcsydney
Thursday. There is no seaplane, but They are not included in the queue at the moment. The biggest problem is the best way. Thursday.