Gorn.
@natecochrane Ah, such happy times!
Two and a half weeks to go… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
SteveMolk The fur of an elderly, shedding muppet. twitter.com/Mamamia/status…
@natecochrane I’d assumed that would’ve been the case, given some of the advances at the time.
PointZeroOne I’m reading the census questions out loud as I do them. number 7 is “where does Jared usually live” the wife chimes in “on the couch”
AndyDW_ Don’t remember this album. twitter.com/andreakuszewsk…
@MrTimG The phrase is having your CV “bleached” of Nazism. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wernher_v…
Kusbaşılı. That is all.

CrazyinRussia Napkin at a Russian bar. pic.twitter.com/h9jkTzHXSH
Yes. You should. twitter.com/markhumphries/…
“Plan 9 from Outer Space” (1959) archive.org/details/Plan_9…
“Reefer Madness” (1938) archive.org/details/reefer… [There’s SO many old feature films in the Internet Archive.]
thegrugq_ebooks I wonder if Red Cross can implement one of their open unsolicited attachments emailed to me because they were code talkers.
Wernher von Braun explains the possibility of space travel from a Disneyland episode “Man in Space”, 9 Mar 1955. youtube.com/watch?v=9-phxC…

dejcunningham Seeking investment in my new invention which will replace social media and make us all billionaires pic.twitter.com/CXM2qXZWhS

The Sci-Fi Air Show. scifiairshow.com Hope this comes to Australia soon. Ping @NewtonMark pic.twitter.com/e19xMyBIIV
“Aircraft Carriers Could Be Obsolete in the 2030s Even With F-35s” via @warisboring warisboring.com/aircraft-carri… Also helps understand subs.
“Asia’s Looming Subsurface Challenge” via @WarOnTheRocks warontherocks.com/2016/08/asias-… Read to put AU’s submarine program into context.
“Don’t Worry Too Much About Russia’s Artisinal Attack Submarines” via @warisboring warisboring.com/dont-worry-too…
We have been warned, @warisboring twitter.com/thegrugq_ebook…
“Is Beijing Preparing to Wage a ‘People’s War’ in the South China Sea?” via @warisboring warisboring.com/is-china-prepa…
“How Donald Trump Answers A Question”, a nice bit of linguistic analysis. youtube.com/watch?v=_aFo_B…
Eurovision 1980 Luxembourg: Sophie & Magaly, “Papa Pingouin” youtu.be/tdrW1vr9kwM?t=…
“Pen-test trio crafts ‘Datasploit’ tool for easy social engineering”, writes @darrenpauli theregister.co.uk/2016/08/15/hac…
Right. Food is on the way, so it’s time to clear out the browser tabs and point to some interesting things.
SOCIAL CYBERMEDIA! twitter.com/CyberPrefixerA…
HT to @whiteswine for that last tweet.
Ouch! @BBC_WHYS has done an episode on “Australia Cartoon Row” bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04… Australia is really winning this month.
@jxeeno This has cheered me up immensely. Thank you.
@NikolaiHampton @shipw My pleasure. There’s been some excellent analysis of this train wreck, yours amongst it.
I see that nbn™ has got it sorted. twitter.com/jxeeno/status/…
Abetz / Leyonhjelm.
Ping @jeamland.
I believe this is RTYI, @NuclearAnthro. twitter.com/Scarfolk/statu…

Scarfolk Blankety Blank to return to screens after being banned for featuring a demon deity. scarfolk.blogspot.com/2016/05/the-ho… pic.twitter.com/kt1gIP2WGT
Yeah, I was thinking that Driskell v. Homosexuals would collapse on jurisdiction issues. What a shame. twitter.com/el_wordsmythio…
“Why this year’s Census might still be a privacy nightmare”, writes @NikolaiHampton (12 Aug) computerworld.com.au/article/605013…
I would pay to see this. twitter.com/oberonsghost/s…
I note that this God vs Homosexual petition was filed more than a year ago. I suppose someone should check how it went.

“In her seven-page petition, written entirely in cursive…timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/150505…2pic.twitter.com/2IMvf5xtbcbc
Some days I feel the same. twitter.com/TWkLGBTQ/statu…
tokenbg John Inverdale (BBC) says to Murray that he’s the first to win 2 Olympic tennis golds. Murray’s response:”Venus and Serena have won 4 each.”
@lukehopewell Fair point.
@lukehopewell I reckon you can bring on those wires about now.
@dustappeal @rwerkh @jturner_ibrs Indeed.

Histreepix The German Navy attempting to breed the first flying submarine. Bremen, 1921. pic.twitter.com/rm7S0hvSiz
An interesting presentation style, but after 10 weeks of this I’d be wanting them to stick wires into my ears. twitter.com/lukehopewell/s…
@irisherself More a vocation. A calling.

FT This has just become our most read story: London rents fall for the first time in six years on.ft.com/2bx2llF pic.twitter.com/SR5rEieViO
@dustappeal @rwerkh @jturner_ibrs At the very least, you need to validate household IDs and prevent duplicate form entry.
@dustappeal @rwerkh @jturner_ibrs You need to be able to resume part-completed forms that have been saved. Some sort of database there?
@dobes Also, remember when we found it hard to type “ABS” because we were so used to typing “ABC”?
@dobes Things can only get better.
“Exclusive: Rudd and Abbott were warned PNG detention plan was unconstitutional in 2013”, writes @TomMcIlroy smh.com.au/federal-politi…
jturner_ibrs Premise; we can design it cheaper on existing web platforms (e.g. AWS/Azure) with better resilience & security than IBM did.
jturner_ibrs .@DataScienceAUS & I putting out the challenge: let’s open source the census web architecture. Who’s an expert who will create a draft?

gerryshih The most intense mall in Beijing? “Smoking kills you. And others.” pic.twitter.com/wvpT2hYGsY
snurb_dot_info Oh. My. Gods. All of academia is basically a giant CIA front. Yes, I’m _sure_ that’s what this means. twitter.com/alexandreafons…
@KompleatKnut There’s an idea. I also have the “Emergency!” ringtone from when Sydney Central station caught fire. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@KompleatKnut Well that’s easily solved. Please feel free to use that as a ringtone.
That podcast that I streamed on Census night was finally posted on the weekend. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

thinkprogress Is Gwyneth Paltrow wrong about everything? This scientist thinks so. thkpr.gs/3771419 pic.twitter.com/dsfBjT6oD1
ICYMI, I finally posted this podcast on Sunday. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@jonoabroad You’re the second person to mention something from the podcast that I have no memory of saying.
This ACCS paper is an interesting read. “Australian Cyber Civil Corps Draft Concept” unsw.adfa.edu.au/australian-cen…
Completely ducked.
@liquidparanoia That is a great many ducks, @duckoftheday.
Duck Woman is explaining How Things Work to the new Junior Duck Girl.
It’s an Emergency Duck kind of day. It is time to make arrangements with the Duck Woman.
@thegrugq_ebooks @riskybusiness Are you sure the Russians are involved in this?
Timeless tweet. twitter.com/darrenpauli/st…
@SwiftOnSecurity @wibbly @Info_Aus @dobes And now you know far too much about Australia’s Census and the ABS.
“Censusfail and the fog of war”, in which @riskybusiness updates his timeline and analysis of #CensusFail risky.biz/censusfailupda…
@DenubisX @jeffsonstein @Asher_Wolf I did not.
@wibbly @dobes Has it been confirmed that SLK-581 is what ABS uses for Census data as well as all the other stuff?
wibbly @stilgherrian here’s an example twitter.com/cmrn/status/76…
wibbly @stilgherrian @dobes here’s the full spec on SLK581, the linkage code: aihw.gov.au/WorkArea/Downl…
@Manic_Henry If it’s not, it should be.

BTW, @dobes, did you see this lovely little snippet on the weekend? Sophisticated stuff, this. pic.twitter.com/9h8em2fjJz
“Census 2016: A case study in the confluence of failure”, writes @dobes zdnet.com/article/census…
@RISirius @ABCTV Series one won heaps of awards. Series two has nice plot twists, though I haven’t seen it yet. (I was a script consultant.)
@BeverleyHead Hey everyone needs a little excitement in their life.
Also, I see that Fox is planning to do a US version of “The Code”, which is… interestingdeadline.com/2015/12/the-co…25
So “The Code” series 2 starts on @ABCTV on 1 Sep, which might be fun. tv.press.abc.net.au/the-code-serie… #imightbebiased
@aggerchez That vaguely rings a bell. That was all ad lib, so I’ll have to listen back to get the full glory of it.
Has the ABS been shut down yet and its offices turned into a giant rabbit hutch?
@aggerchez I don’t remember that.
@oberonsghost I may head out in search of opiates later.
“The 9pm Fracking Your Data Real Good” is also on @SoundCloud soundcloud.com/skankmedia/e00… and @spreaker spreaker.com/user/skankmedi…

Podcast (from 9 Aug): “The 9pm Fracking Your Data Real Good” stilgherrian.com/edict/00062/ pic.twitter.com/8Mg1XjM6kx

Blog post: “Weekly Wrap 324: Back to the pain, causing chaos” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/32… pic.twitter.com/yE8phkhGnl
Mon plan, rough draft: Make it stop hurting; administrivia; socks; comfort food.
Monday. Divide it by the number you first thought of. Monday.