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@Thongdam07 @Pollytics @R_Chirgwin @NewtonMark @purserj It has so many flavours.
@Asher_Wolf @leslienassar Crying now.
@KompleatKnut I have no bottle. :(
perryjetaime I found this explanation of the deep web two weeks ago and have not stopped laughing since pic.twitter.com/iwBwGdcZcX
I can help in other ways too.
Australia should’ve put its Census data on the Blockchain. #blockchain
dev_dsp People who think submitting census data to AWS is a good idea are why infosec people drink. twitter.com/EFTM/status/76…
“Joseph Goebbels’ 105-year-old secretary: ‘No one believes me now, but I knew nothing’” theguardian.com/world/2016/aug… [Food for thought here.]
It’s exactly a week since I streamed this podcast recording. A week later, it’s even more terrible. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Now I want to see Fig. 2. Very much. twitter.com/AcademiaObscur…
Jumbso A Tasmanian public pool allowed people to nominate what their new waterslide was named. pic.twitter.com/CqJ8Wn7QoS
Ah! And the full version of the BoJack Horseman opening theme. youtube.com/watch?v=ikpc1B…
Indeed. BoJack Horseman end theme by Grouplove. youtube.com/watch?v=xc96Gf… twitter.com/ResignInShame/…
If you haven’t watched BoJack Horseman, well, it’s on Netflix and other places and you should give it a try.
@OzKitsch @jeamland @crikey_news @HumanHeadline Excellent suggestion.
@thewetmale @ResignInShame Zactly. On all counts. I really like the end theme too. I like me some well-crafted audio.
This is a very good thing to listen to. But then I happen to think that BoJack Horseman is quite excellent. twitter.com/thewetmale/sta…
jeamland A new TISM album? twitter.com/crikey_news/st…
Trump is against Trump on every issue, as this montage illustrates. youtube.com/watch?v=kSE-Xo…
@Pollytics @R_Chirgwin @NewtonMark @purserj “Mai pen rai” can be loosely translated as “She’ll be right”. I plan to get better pics.
@Pollytics @R_Chirgwin @NewtonMark @purserj Just take electricity from wherever’s convenient. #verythai pic.twitter.com/9KaEnCAWaB
@Pollytics @R_Chirgwin @NewtonMark @purserj Yep. Here’s another one. pic.twitter.com/QCb8tFoUlB
@R_Chirgwin @NewtonMark @Pollytics @purserj I loved that bare HV lines were an arm’s reach from the footbridges over the highway.
@R_Chirgwin @NewtonMark @Pollytics @purserj It’s much cheaper if you do it the #verythai way right next to people. pic.twitter.com/nMsBk1XPbs
Kyle_MacLachlan 🌏💧✋🕋🗡🚀🏜☀️🌡🌶💯🚱⏳🌅🌑😡💉😱😈💀💥🌛🌙🐭💥🚶🏻〰🐛️⌛️👳🙏💥😴🛌😳💥🐛💥👊⚔👑 #dune twitter.com/lifeofkeira/st…
@Pollytics @NewtonMark @purserj You’re scaring me now.
twitofalili Funerals! Long distance swimming! Coronations! pic.twitter.com/qcFFI58Yf2
“If you make a mistake in a box…”
What an odd euphemismtwitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…W9
@Pollytics @NewtonMark @purserj Just send him all your empty egg cartons.
Weirdest recruitment advert ever. twitter.com/rossmonique/st…
@Pollytics @NewtonMark @purserj Having both worked in studios and studied physics, I find the audiophile stuff utterly hilarious.
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@nehadk @ApostrophePong @theprojecttv Damn you, Nehad, I was feeling all hopeful up until now. Sigh.
@darkhorse166 In the early 1990s none of that existed of course. It was the happy glow of the open internet before the Eternal September. ;)
THIS IS HOW YOU LOSE FINGERS PEOPLE. twitter.com/LaTrioli/statu…
@oliyoung Yeah I know. I’m basically an idiot.
“Health Benefits of the Natural Squatting Position”, a secret NASA conspiracy. naturesplatform.com/health_benefit…
@ApostrophePong I think @theprojecttv only has video online for two weeks, is that right guys?
@darkhorse166 It was an excellent idea. But it’d remove the need for a telco and their profits, so I’m guessing that’s what killed it.
@darkhorse166 No 4G, just wi-fi. In bulk they’d cost a couple bucks each. Just throw them onto the roof of houses as you strolled past.
@darkhorse166 Back in the 1990s someone had the idea to make an open mesh network out of cigarette-packed sized solar-powered gadgets…
You can stop tweeting poo links at me now thank you.
@ApostrophePong A few weeks ago @theprojecttv had an interview with him too. Fascinating stuff.
mcnees This fantasy map generator by @mewo2 is the coolest thing I’ve seen all day.
mewo2.com/notes/terrain/ pic.twitter.com/N7mE0AY9Qv
PeteEtchells FLAWLESS VICTORY pic.twitter.com/yKtZkqdjm0
This explains everything. twitter.com/thegrugq_ebook…
@PointZeroOne Oh.
Earlier today I made this and I should probably be ashamed. pic.twitter.com/dXo5FpmD42
@dobes @jturner_ibrs @BondiVet This is where The Wonderful World of Disney should’ve headed at the end of the 1970s.
@dobes I thought we’d had quite enough Olympic things for now.
How many of these would fit into the Melbourne Cricket Ground? That’s the important question. #howmanylondonbuses twitter.com/abcnewsPerth/s…
Where is the empirical evidence about squat toilets?
thegrugq Is there anything that weed can’t do, is the question… This is amazing! Bottle the stuff and drop it on ISIStwitter.com/cmoraff/status…uZ
What, a sort of snuffling squelching sound punctuated by quiet sobbing? twitter.com/jturner_ibrs/s…
riskybusiness Well this basically confirms it’s Russia, right?
Trolololol-lolol-lolol-lalalalaaaaa!!! twitter.com/wikileaks/stat…
Listening to the lastest @HistoryHit on Trump’s historical precedents. historyhit.com [Caveat: Recording levels are way too low.]
s7ephen All you “Blockchain and IoT” people.
Please.
Just.
Stop.
This will not end well. twitter.com/Cassowary_Man/…
@scott_thewspot That would be nice, yes. But here I am.
@snrkl @ABSStats Some terms need to be defined there, but it’s a moot point. It’s not politically viable.
Departure from SYD 34L. pic.twitter.com/qfweqm6xet
@noreasonspec @alliecoyne I wonder how close their architecture is to meeting the security and privacy requirements. But the point is made.
@nz_liam @achanthadavong Would you like to buy a national Census system? It’s already been tested.
“Australia going backwards in UN innovation index”, writes @achanthadavong zdnet.com/article/austra…
“Experts cast doubt on ABS’ Census DoS claims”, writes @alliecoyne itnews.com.au/news/experts-c…
@munin There’s just so many excellent* things happening in Australia right now.
@munin One of our wonderful* new Senators has an “issue”..businessinsider.com.au/pauline-hanson…HL Or @markhumphrieses TV reportfacebook.com/thefeedsbs/vid…a0
There is far too much pooing in the news today.
@thegrugq_ebooks I know, right?
@thegrugq_ebooks Such disappointment.
@thegrugq_ebooks Are you in a mood?
@thegrugq_ebooks Won’t somebody think of the children!
@thegrugq_ebooks It is used all the time. But I think it is terrorism.
@thegrugq_ebooks That’s just lazy.
BatLabels RUN DOWN FACTORY pic.twitter.com/JI9m4IDiQq
thegrugq_ebooks None of those are anything except enforcement of existing iOS security capabilities.
nehadk This is awesome. Someone grab the popcorn as I geek out on this problematic peak tweet from a word nerd.
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I think we need to set some boundaries.
“The real security threat of the 2016 Census”, writes @juhasaarinen, though I’d call is a privacy threat. itnews.com.au/blogentry/the-…
@semibogan That’s a bloody good episode.
nehadk News Ltd are like, “pffft been there done that.” twitter.com/juhasaarinen/s…
rohan_p will we ever see this kind of greatness from the IT industry again? no. youtu.be/up863eQKGUI?t=…
Speaking of Senators..@Rob_Stottt@jonkudelkakpic.twitter.com/dXo5FpmD4242
@Rob_Stott @jonkudelka Now we’re talking.
@jonkudelka @Rob_Stott We could always call for the formation of an Australian Poo Force.
Remember when “Australian Senator” was a title you could respect?
@jonoabroad We all have problems with vets.
@jonoabroad So did you see the email address at the bottom of the article?
No no Wolf, this is kind of working for me. twitter.com/wolfcat/status…
@dobes @swearyanthony I assume she’d judge it much like Diving or Synchronised Swimming.
@dobes @swearyanthony I’ve just had the mental image of Hanson in her Dunny Surveillance Room watching the cameras and taking notes.
egadheg I am squat-toilet curious now. @PaulineHansonOz I wouldn’t normally share this, but you are why.
laperleexquise I bet Lenin won. twitter.com/SovietVisuals/…
@rwerkh @dustappeal @jturner_ib You can drop me out of this thread. I’ve no need to go down this rabbit-hole.
MAlexJohnson So, yeah, @realDonaldTrump is actually a great Beat poet. (deconstructed by @mark_liberman) pic.twitter.com/jPsWvVlCAt
So @Nexusguard’s “Q2 2016 DDoS Threat Report APAC Region” is out. news.nexusguard.com/threat-advisor…
@NewtonMark Yeah I also ran them too hot into Spreaker, which has its own compression. Sulk.
NewtonMark It’s always on, you professional amateur. @deptofaustralia pic.twitter.com/EKwDxwjVFr
People don’t believe me either. twitter.com/Beaker/status/…
Erm, “of those online” not “world population”. I reckon “speech” is “world’s most dominant communications channel”. twitter.com/CampaignMonito…
ClickHole 5 Heaping Dollops Of Mama’s Famous Greens To Make You Strong So You Can Fuck clckhl.co/FZ4ejNp pic.twitter.com/b9ALg9zS5k
“Racial Discrimination Act clause 18 does not stop free speech”, writes @PSyvret who’s actually read it. couriermail.com.au/news/opinion/o…
Once more, Mr @davpope has created an entire alternate universe which is actually this one. Eleventy stars. twitter.com/davpope/status…
“Tech Companies Abuse NPS And Hope Customers Don’t Notice”, writes @jpwarren forbes.com/sites/justinwa… [@Forbes won’t let you say “bullshit”?]
“Here’s What I Say When Someone Asks to ‘Pick My Brain’ About Social Media Over Coffee”, writes @NatalieZfat
forbes.com/sites/nataliez…
alivingiano I can’t think of anything that’s better summed up what it’s like to be a woman 🙃 pic.twitter.com/PbTItCJBcr
“Australians need to ‘rage against’ mediocre govt services: ACT CDO” itnews.com.au/news/australia… [Surely easier to rage against everything?]
This is important leadership advice for all of us. twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…
@munin IBM has also screwed up other major govt gigs in AU, including QLD health [?] and payroll.
@munin They do. In fact, IBM Hollerith card machines’ first big task was the US Census in the late 1800s.
@munin “Australian Treasurer puts IBM on notice for compensation” zdnet.com/article/austra…
@munin Heh. Well ASD (our NSA) is now on the case, and IBM will need to sort this out. There will be blood on the floor.
@munin Each household was sent a tracking number, which is also on paper forms. ABS was going online to save $ on doorknocking. We’ll see.
@munin The PM’s Special Advisor on Cyber Security is leading the inquiry. I know him. He’ll do a thorough job and kick some heads.
@munin People have a month to file it, online or on paper, but I suspect there’ll be plenty of non-compliance.
@munin And here’s @dobes’ summary of the background and political response. zdnet.com/article/census…
@munin Since you were watching some of it last week, did you see what happened with the Australian Census? risky.biz/censusfailupda…
SamSykesSwears I see that mainstream news is still not reporting that I stacked nine biscuits on my pug last night. Shameful. pic.twitter.com/SvwRlYg0QQ
rachael_falk Wow- is that the Titanic of cyber claims? twitter.com/darrenpauli/st…
@lewellyn @TWkLGBTQ Yep. Follow down my thread on that and you’ll find a link to an article on that.
Tue plan, supplemental: Execution of the plan will be influenced by pain levels. So far they’re better than yesterday.
Tue plan, draft: Edit client website content; laundry; research, maybe even some writing; errands, Leichhardt; quiet night.
@Mikenicholls88 I thought I’d ham it up a bit.
I’d need to use some lube. twitter.com/Mikenicholls88…
And Elon Musk is building spaceships. I can see where this is heading. twitter.com/gilbertjasono/…
Day Two of asking. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Tuesday. How long is your memory? What if you fold it in half? Tuesday.