Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 16th, 2016

perryjetaime I found this explanation of the deep web two weeks ago and have not stopped laughing since pic.twitter.com/iwBwGdcZcX

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I can help in other ways too.

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Australia should’ve put its Census data on the Blockchain.

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dev_dsp People who think submitting census data to AWS is a good idea are why infosec people drink. twitter.com/EFTM/status/76…

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“Joseph Goebbels’ 105-year-old secretary: ‘No one believes me now, but I knew nothing’” theguardian.com/world/2016/aug… [Food for thought here.]

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It’s exactly a week since I streamed this podcast recording. A week later, it’s even more terrible. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Now I want to see Fig. 2. Very much. twitter.com/AcademiaObscur…

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Jumbso A Tasmanian public pool allowed people to nominate what their new waterslide was named. pic.twitter.com/CqJ8Wn7QoS

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Ah! And the full version of the BoJack Horseman opening theme. youtube.com/watch?v=ikpc1B…

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If you haven’t watched BoJack Horseman, well, it’s on Netflix and other places and you should give it a try.

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@thewetmale @ResignInShame Zactly. On all counts. I really like the end theme too. I like me some well-crafted audio.

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This is a very good thing to listen to. But then I happen to think that BoJack Horseman is quite excellent. twitter.com/thewetmale/sta…

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jeamland A new TISM album? twitter.com/crikey_news/st…

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Trump is against Trump on every issue, as this montage illustrates. youtube.com/watch?v=kSE-Xo…

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@Pollytics @R_Chirgwin @NewtonMark @purserj “Mai pen rai” can be loosely translated as “She’ll be right”. I plan to get better pics.

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@R_Chirgwin @NewtonMark @Pollytics @purserj I loved that bare HV lines were an arm’s reach from the footbridges over the highway.

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Kyle_MacLachlan 🌏💧✋🕋🗡🚀🏜☀️🌡🌶💯🚱⏳🌅🌑😡💉😱😈💀💥🌛🌙🐭💥🚶🏻〰🐛️⌛️👳🙏💥😴🛌😳💥🐛💥👊⚔👑 twitter.com/lifeofkeira/st…

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twitofalili Funerals! Long distance swimming! Coronations! pic.twitter.com/qcFFI58Yf2

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“If you make a mistake in a box…”

What an odd euphemismtwitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…W9

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@Pollytics @NewtonMark @purserj Just send him all your empty egg cartons.

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Weirdest recruitment advert ever. twitter.com/rossmonique/st…

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@Pollytics @NewtonMark @purserj Having both worked in studios and studied physics, I find the audiophile stuff utterly hilarious.

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@nehadk @ApostrophePong @theprojecttv Damn you, Nehad, I was feeling all hopeful up until now. Sigh.

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@darkhorse166 In the early 1990s none of that existed of course. It was the happy glow of the open internet before the Eternal September. ;)

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THIS IS HOW YOU LOSE FINGERS PEOPLE. twitter.com/LaTrioli/statu…

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@oliyoung Yeah I know. I’m basically an idiot.

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“Health Benefits of the Natural Squatting Position”, a secret NASA conspiracy. naturesplatform.com/health_benefit…

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@ApostrophePong I think @theprojecttv only has video online for two weeks, is that right guys?

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@darkhorse166 It was an excellent idea. But it’d remove the need for a telco and their profits, so I’m guessing that’s what killed it.

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@darkhorse166 No 4G, just wi-fi. In bulk they’d cost a couple bucks each. Just throw them onto the roof of houses as you strolled past.

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@darkhorse166 Back in the 1990s someone had the idea to make an open mesh network out of cigarette-packed sized solar-powered gadgets…

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You can stop tweeting poo links at me now thank you.

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@ApostrophePong A few weeks ago @theprojecttv had an interview with him too. Fascinating stuff.

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mcnees This fantasy map generator by @mewo2 is the coolest thing I’ve seen all day.
mewo2.com/notes/terrain/ pic.twitter.com/N7mE0AY9Qv

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PeteEtchells FLAWLESS VICTORY pic.twitter.com/yKtZkqdjm0

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Earlier today I made this and I should probably be ashamed. pic.twitter.com/dXo5FpmD42

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@dobes @jturner_ibrs @BondiVet This is where The Wonderful World of Disney should’ve headed at the end of the 1970s.

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@dobes I thought we’d had quite enough Olympic things for now.

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How many of these would fit into the Melbourne Cricket Ground? That’s the important question. twitter.com/abcnewsPerth/s…

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Where is the empirical evidence about squat toilets?

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thegrugq Is there anything that weed can’t do, is the question… This is amazing! Bottle the stuff and drop it on ISIStwitter.com/cmoraff/status…uZ

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What, a sort of snuffling squelching sound punctuated by quiet sobbing? twitter.com/jturner_ibrs/s…

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riskybusiness Well this basically confirms it’s Russia, right?

Trolololol-lolol-lolol-lalalalaaaaa!!! twitter.com/wikileaks/stat…

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Listening to the lastest @HistoryHit on Trump’s historical precedents. historyhit.com [Caveat: Recording levels are way too low.]

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s7ephen All you “Blockchain and IoT” people.
Please.
Just.
Stop.

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@snrkl @ABSStats Some terms need to be defined there, but it’s a moot point. It’s not politically viable.

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@noreasonspec @alliecoyne I wonder how close their architecture is to meeting the security and privacy requirements. But the point is made.

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@nz_liam @achanthadavong Would you like to buy a national Census system? It’s already been tested.

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“Australia going backwards in UN innovation index”, writes @achanthadavong zdnet.com/article/austra…

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“Experts cast doubt on ABS’ Census DoS claims”, writes @alliecoyne itnews.com.au/news/experts-c…

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@munin There’s just so many excellent* things happening in Australia right now.

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There is far too much pooing in the news today.

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@thegrugq_ebooks Won’t somebody think of the children!

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@thegrugq_ebooks It is used all the time. But I think it is terrorism.

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BatLabels RUN DOWN FACTORY pic.twitter.com/JI9m4IDiQq

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thegrugq_ebooks None of those are anything except enforcement of existing iOS security capabilities.

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nehadk This is awesome. Someone grab the popcorn as I geek out on this problematic peak tweet from a word nerd.
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I think we need to set some boundaries.

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“The real security threat of the 2016 Census”, writes @juhasaarinen, though I’d call is a privacy threat. itnews.com.au/blogentry/the-…

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@semibogan That’s a bloody good episode.

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nehadk News Ltd are like, “pffft been there done that.” twitter.com/juhasaarinen/s…

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rohan_p will we ever see this kind of greatness from the IT industry again? no. youtu.be/up863eQKGUI?t=…

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@jonkudelka @Rob_Stott We could always call for the formation of an Australian Poo Force.

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Remember when “Australian Senator” was a title you could respect?

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@jonoabroad So did you see the email address at the bottom of the article?

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No no Wolf, this is kind of working for me. twitter.com/wolfcat/status…

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@dobes @swearyanthony I assume she’d judge it much like Diving or Synchronised Swimming.

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@dobes @swearyanthony I’ve just had the mental image of Hanson in her Dunny Surveillance Room watching the cameras and taking notes.

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egadheg I am squat-toilet curious now. @PaulineHansonOz I wouldn’t normally share this, but you are why.

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laperleexquise I bet Lenin won. twitter.com/SovietVisuals/…

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@rwerkh @dustappeal @jturner_ib You can drop me out of this thread. I’ve no need to go down this rabbit-hole.

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MAlexJohnson So, yeah, @realDonaldTrump is actually a great Beat poet. (deconstructed by @mark_liberman) pic.twitter.com/jPsWvVlCAt

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So @Nexusguard’s “Q2 2016 DDoS Threat Report APAC Region” is out. news.nexusguard.com/threat-advisor…

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@NewtonMark Yeah I also ran them too hot into Spreaker, which has its own compression. Sulk.

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NewtonMark It’s always on, you professional amateur. @deptofaustralia pic.twitter.com/EKwDxwjVFr

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People don’t believe me either. twitter.com/Beaker/status/…

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Erm, “of those online” not “world population”. I reckon “speech” is “world’s most dominant communications channel”. twitter.com/CampaignMonito…

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ClickHole 5 Heaping Dollops Of Mama’s Famous Greens To Make You Strong So You Can Fuck clckhl.co/FZ4ejNp pic.twitter.com/b9ALg9zS5k

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“Racial Discrimination Act clause 18 does not stop free speech”, writes @PSyvret who’s actually read it. couriermail.com.au/news/opinion/o…

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Once more, Mr @davpope has created an entire alternate universe which is actually this one. Eleventy stars. twitter.com/davpope/status…

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@jpwarren This has led to interesting discussions with @dobes.

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“Tech Companies Abuse NPS And Hope Customers Don’t Notice”, writes @jpwarren forbes.com/sites/justinwa… [@Forbes won’t let you say “bullshit”?]

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“Here’s What I Say When Someone Asks to ‘Pick My Brain’ About Social Media Over Coffee”, writes @NatalieZfat
forbes.com/sites/nataliez…

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alivingiano I can’t think of anything that’s better summed up what it’s like to be a woman 🙃 pic.twitter.com/PbTItCJBcr

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“Australians need to ‘rage against’ mediocre govt services: ACT CDO” itnews.com.au/news/australia… [Surely easier to rage against everything?]

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This is important leadership advice for all of us. twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…

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@munin Anyway, onto my day. And I await the report from @macgibbon’s inquiry with interest.

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@munin IBM has also screwed up other major govt gigs in AU, including QLD health [?] and payroll.

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@munin They do. In fact, IBM Hollerith card machines’ first big task was the US Census in the late 1800s.

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@munin “Australian Treasurer puts IBM on notice for compensation” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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@munin Heh. Well ASD (our NSA) is now on the case, and IBM will need to sort this out. There will be blood on the floor.

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@munin Each household was sent a tracking number, which is also on paper forms. ABS was going online to save $ on doorknocking. We’ll see.

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@munin The PM’s Special Advisor on Cyber Security is leading the inquiry. I know him. He’ll do a thorough job and kick some heads.

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@munin People have a month to file it, online or on paper, but I suspect there’ll be plenty of non-compliance.

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@munin And here’s @dobes’ summary of the background and political response. zdnet.com/article/census…

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@munin Since you were watching some of it last week, did you see what happened with the Australian Census? risky.biz/censusfailupda…

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SamSykesSwears I see that mainstream news is still not reporting that I stacked nine biscuits on my pug last night. Shameful. pic.twitter.com/SvwRlYg0QQ

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rachael_falk Wow- is that the Titanic of cyber claims? twitter.com/darrenpauli/st…

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@lewellyn @TWkLGBTQ Yep. Follow down my thread on that and you’ll find a link to an article on that.

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Tue plan, supplemental: Execution of the plan will be influenced by pain levels. So far they’re better than yesterday.

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Tue plan, draft: Edit client website content; laundry; research, maybe even some writing; errands, Leichhardt; quiet night.

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And Elon Musk is building spaceships. I can see where this is heading. twitter.com/gilbertjasono/…

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Tuesday. How long is your memory? What if you fold it in half? Tuesday.

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