Gorn.
@Thongdam07 @Pollytics @R_Chirgwin @NewtonMark @purserj It has so many flavours.
@Asher_Wolf @leslienassar Crying now.
@KompleatKnut I have no bottle. :(

perryjetaime I found this explanation of the deep web two weeks ago and have not stopped laughing since pic.twitter.com/iwBwGdcZcX
I can help in other ways too.
Australia should’ve put its Census data on the Blockchain#blockchainin
RT @dev_dsp: People who think submitting census data to AWS is a good idea are why infosec people drink. https://t.co/UiX4dJy7cD
“Joseph Goebbels’ 105-year-old secretary: ‘No one believes me now, but I knew nothing’†https://t.co/hOYnCxlQbN [Food for thought here.]
It’s exactly a week since I streamed this podcast recording. A week later, it’s even more terrible. https://t.co/uNC4VasA5m
Now I want to see Fig. 2. Very much. https://t.co/gKdn2L7qub

Jumbso A Tasmanian public pool allowed people to nominate what their new waterslide was named. pic.twitter.com/CqJ8Wn7QoS
Ah! And the full version of the BoJack Horseman opening theme. https://t.co/HDZQadTCRr
Indeed. BoJack Horseman end theme by Grouplove. https://t.co/QsRpqamm4w https://t.co/M6Aj1bmKsm
If you haven’t watched BoJack Horseman, well, it’s on Netflix and other places and you should give it a try.
@OzKitsch @jeamland @crikey_news @HumanHeadline Excellent suggestion.
@thewetmale @ResignInShame Zactly. On all counts. I really like the end theme too. I like me some well-crafted audio.
This is a very good thing to listen to. But then I happen to think that BoJack Horseman is quite excellent. https://t.co/zJNjrReuqz
RT @jeamland: A new TISM album? https://t.co/HKzuxuSChx
Trump is against Trump on every issue, as this montage illustrates. https://t.co/8LpcmLE7mK
@Pollytics @R_Chirgwin @NewtonMark @purserj “Mai pen rai†can be loosely translated as “She’ll be rightâ€. I plan to get better pics.

@Pollytics @R_Chirgwin @NewtonMark @purserj Just take electricity from wherever’s convenient#verythaiapic.twitter.com/9KaEnCAWaBaB

@Pollytics @R_Chirgwin @NewtonMark @purserj Yep. Here’s another onepic.twitter.com/QCb8tFoUlBlB
@R_Chirgwin @NewtonMark @Pollytics @purserj I loved that bare HV lines were an arm’s reach from the footbridges over the highway.

@R_Chirgwin @NewtonMark @Pollytics @purserj It’s much cheaper if you do it th#verythaiai way right next to peoplepic.twitter.com/nMsBk1XPbsbs
RT @Kyle_MacLachlan: ðŸŒðŸ’§âœ‹ðŸ•‹ðŸ—¡ðŸš€ðŸœâ˜€ï¸ðŸŒ¡ðŸŒ¶ðŸ’¯ðŸš±â³ðŸŒ…🌒😡💉😱😈💀💥🌛🌙ðŸðŸ’¥ðŸš¶ðŸ»ã€°ðŸ›ï¸âŒ›ï¸ðŸ’³ðŸ™ðŸ’¥ðŸ˜´ðŸ›ŒðŸ˜³ðŸ’¥ðŸ›ðŸ’¥ðŸ’Šâš”🔠#dune https://t.co/bXwpdYC8jz
@Pollytics @NewtonMark @purserj You’re scaring me now.

twitofalili Funerals! Long distance swimming! Coronations! pic.twitter.com/qcFFI58Yf2
“If you make a mistake in a box…â€
What an odd euphemism. https://t.co/SpJ1JVfVW9
@Pollytics @NewtonMark @purserj Just send him all your empty egg cartons.
Weirdest recruitment advert ever. https://t.co/m2Ao1MsCGk
@Pollytics @NewtonMark @purserj Having both worked in studios and studied physics, I find the audiophile stuff utterly hilarious.
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@nehadk @ApostrophePong @theprojecttv Damn you, Nehad, I was feeling all hopeful up until now. Sigh.
@darkhorse166 In the early 1990s none of that existed of course. It was the happy glow of the open internet before the Eternal September. ;)
THIS IS HOW YOU LOSE FINGERS PEOPLE. https://t.co/cX2XSL0ugs
@oliyoung Yeah I know. I’m basically an idiot.
“Health Benefits of the Natural Squatting Positionâ€, a secret NASA conspiracy. https://t.co/uiBYf34Lpa
@ApostrophePong I think @theprojecttv only has video online for two weeks, is that right guys?
@darkhorse166 It was an excellent idea. But it’d remove the need for a telco and their profits, so I’m guessing that’s what killed it.
@darkhorse166 No 4G, just wi-fi. In bulk they’d cost a couple bucks each. Just throw them onto the roof of houses as you strolled past.
@darkhorse166 Back in the 1990s someone had the idea to make an open mesh network out of cigarette-packed sized solar-powered gadgets…
You can stop tweeting poo links at me now thank you.
@ApostrophePong A few weeks ago @theprojecttv had an interview with him too. Fascinating stuff.

mcnees This fantasy map generator by @mewo2 is the coolest thing I’ve seen all day.
mewo2.com/notes/terrain/ pic.twitter.com/N7mE0AY9Qv
RT @PeteEtchells: FLAWLESS VICTORY https://t.co/yKtZkqdjm0
This explains everything. https://t.co/7V55c0hfvl
@PointZeroOne Oh.

Earlier today I made this and I should probably be ashamed. pic.twitter.com/dXo5FpmD42
@dobes @jturner_ibrs @BondiVet This is where The Wonderful World of Disney should’ve headed at the end of the 1970s.
Same. https://t.co/Gk5j2EuDIl
@dobes I thought we’d had quite enough Olympic things for now.
How many of these would fit into the Melbourne Cricket Ground? That’s the important question. #howmanylondonbuses https://t.co/vI56t8QTZG
Where is the empirical evidence about squat toilets?
RT @thegrugq: Is there anything that weed can’t do, is the question… This is amazing! Bottle the stuff and drop it on ISIS, https://t.co/fy…
What, a sort of snuffling squelching sound punctuated by quiet sobbing? https://t.co/TYL63Jasve
RT @riskybusiness: Well this basically confirms it’s Russia, right?
Trolololol-lolol-lolol-lalalalaaaaa!!! https://t.co/YZ4etnZgO3
Listening to the lastest @HistoryHit on Trump’s historical precedentshistoryhit.com6F [Caveat: Recording levels are way too low.]
s7ephen All you “Blockchain and IoT” people.
Please.
Just.
Stop.
This will not end well. https://t.co/yzfcey2eX6
@scott_thewspot That would be nice, yes. But here I am.
@snrkl @ABSStats Some terms need to be defined there, but it’s a moot point. It’s not politically viable.

Departure from SYD 34L. pic.twitter.com/qfweqm6xet
@noreasonspec @alliecoyne I wonder how close their architecture is to meeting the security and privacy requirements. But the point is made.
@nz_liam @achanthadavong Would you like to buy a national Census system? It’s already been tested.
“Australia going backwards in UN innovation indexâ€, writes @achanthadavong https://t.co/WiBfPrFvAw
“Experts cast doubt on ABS’ Census DoS claimsâ€, writes @alliecoyne https://t.co/R3zswfrwOP
@munin There’s just so many excellent* things happening in Australia right now.
@munin One of our wonderful* new Senators has an “issueâ€â€¦ https://t.co/BrAv1FzLHL Or a @markhumphries TV report. https://t.co/GEs1Trula0
There is far too much pooing in the news today.
@thegrugq_ebooks I know, right?
@thegrugq_ebooks Such disappointment.
@thegrugq_ebooks Are you in a mood?
@thegrugq_ebooks Won’t somebody think of the children!
@thegrugq_ebooks It is used all the time. But I think it is terrorism.
@thegrugq_ebooks That’s just lazy.

BatLabels RUN DOWN FACTORY pic.twitter.com/JI9m4IDiQq
thegrugq_ebooks None of those are anything except enforcement of existing iOS security capabilities.
RT @nehadk: This is awesome. Someone grab the popcorn as I geek out on this problematic peak tweet from a word nerd.
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I think we need to set some boundaries.
GOAT! https://t.co/gxBYbb3xCq
“The real security threat of the 2016 Censusâ€, writes @juhasaarinen, though I’d call is a privacy threat. https://t.co/gNhcaDJIC9
@semibogan That’s a bloody good episode.
RT @nehadk: News Ltd are like, “pffft been there done that.” https://t.co/VEHTbIg4BE
RT @rohan_p: will we ever see this kind of greatness from the IT industry again? no. https://t.co/pm3N19VpuS

Speaking of Senatorsâ€@Rob_Stottt@jonkudelkakpic.twitter.com/dXo5FpmD4242
@Rob_Stott @jonkudelka Now we’re talking.
@jonkudelka @Rob_Stott We could always call for the formation of an Australian Poo Force.
Remember when “Australian Senator†was a title you could respect?
@jonoabroad We all have problems with vets.
@jonoabroad So did you see the email address at the bottom of the article?
No no Wolf, this is kind of working for me. https://t.co/91wLQsVHs0
@dobes @swearyanthony I assume she’d judge it much like Diving or Synchronised Swimming.
@dobes @swearyanthony I’ve just had the mental image of Hanson in her Dunny Surveillance Room watching the cameras and taking notes.
egadheg I am squat-toilet curious now. @PaulineHansonOz I wouldn’t normally share this, but you are why.
RT @laperleexquise: I bet Lenin won. https://t.co/1uOyd5DkoA
@rwerkh @dustappeal @jturner_ib You can drop me out of this thread. I’ve no need to go down this rabbit-hole.

MAlexJohnson So, yeah, @realDonaldTrump is actually a great Beat poet. (deconstructed by @mark_liberman) pic.twitter.com/jPsWvVlCAt
So @Nexusguard’s “Q2 2016 DDoS Threat Report APAC Region†is out. https://t.co/cIP6vwuaWd
@NewtonMark Yeah I also ran them too hot into Spreaker, which has its own compression. Sulk.
RT @NewtonMark: It’s always on, you professional amateur. @deptofaustralia https://t.co/EKwDxwjVFr
People don’t believe me either. https://t.co/jPSe0WCCSK
Erm, “of those online†not “world populationâ€. I reckon “speech†is “world’s most dominant communications channelâ€. https://t.co/ryfmYsu2op
RT @ClickHole: 5 Heaping Dollops Of Mama’s Famous Greens To Make You Strong So You Can Fuck https://t.co/k8JhlSJFV1 https://t.co/b9ALg9zS5k
“Racial Discrimination Act clause 18 does not stop free speechâ€, writes @PSyvret who’s actually read it. https://t.co/DcNBpkio9g
Once more, Mr @davpope has created an entire alternate universe which is actually this one. Eleventy stars. https://t.co/msxVXC2o10
“Tech Companies Abuse NPS And Hope Customers Don’t Noticeâ€, writes @jpwarren https://t.co/s1ngnmnOgt [@Forbes won’t let you say “bullshitâ€?]
“Here’s What I Say When Someone Asks to ‘Pick My Brain’ About Social Media Over Coffeeâ€, writes @NatalieZfat
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RT @alivingiano: I can’t think of anything that’s better summed up what it’s like to be a woman 🙃 https://t.co/PbTItCJBcr
“Australians need to ‘rage against’ mediocre govt services: ACT CDO†https://t.co/yh0AquEETg [Surely easier to rage against everything?]
This is important leadership advice for all of us. https://t.co/AHb88GXdvU
@munin IBM has also screwed up other major govt gigs in AU, including QLD health [?] and payroll.
@munin They do. In fact, IBM Hollerith card machines’ first big task was the US Census in the late 1800s.
@munin “Australian Treasurer puts IBM on notice for compensation†https://t.co/tlY4ygp3Ap
@munin Heh. Well ASD (our NSA) is now on the case, and IBM will need to sort this out. There will be blood on the floor.
@munin Each household was sent a tracking number, which is also on paper forms. ABS was going online to save $ on doorknocking. We’ll see.
@munin The PM’s Special Advisor on Cyber Security is leading the inquiry. I know him. He’ll do a thorough job and kick some heads.
@munin People have a month to file it, online or on paper, but I suspect there’ll be plenty of non-compliance.
@munin And here’s @dobes’ summary of the background and political response. https://t.co/HsvWJlK6h9
@munin Since you were watching some of it last week, did you see what happened with the Australian Census? https://t.co/lFGZ1fmXr6

SamSykesSwears I see that mainstream news is still not reporting that I stacked nine biscuits on my pug last night. Shameful. pic.twitter.com/SvwRlYg0QQ
RT @rachael_falk: Wow- is that the Titanic of cyber claims? https://t.co/9YDAzRwzjO
@lewellyn @TWkLGBTQ Yep. Follow down my thread on that and you’ll find a link to an article on that.
Tue plan, supplemental: Execution of the plan will be influenced by pain levels. So far they’re better than yesterday.
Tue plan, draft: Edit client website content; laundry; research, maybe even some writing; errands, Leichhardt; quiet night.
@Mikenicholls88 I thought I’d ham it up a bit.
I’d need to use some lube. https://t.co/l97km0j2Oh
And Elon Musk is building spaceships. I can see where this is heading. https://t.co/q5a4AdDZza
Day Two of asking. https://t.co/8Pox0s6MsF
Tuesday. How long is your memory? What if you fold it in half? Tuesday.