Also stop sniffing my groin.
THAT IS ENOUGH MONDAY FOR ME AND YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO COPE GOODBYE.
Timeless tweet. https://t.co/YC2hb6a4Kx
@erinnish Nah this is someone else’s cat and we’re always renegotiating the boundaries,
True. https://t.co/DcQtYOoPi3
@drspacejunk Oh great. Still, I could have fun with that.

Yeah bugger off you con artist. pic.twitter.com/BpkJcm1uey

Wait, what? How much have I been drinking? pic.twitter.com/4xuR3sxVIS
Well obviously, @VirtualTal, I am an idiot. Also, China. Der. https://t.co/Oe3HFOEfdI

Why, @Pinterest? Are you basically insane? pic.twitter.com/fYn07MRswr
Also my strategy for avoiding the rain has failed. #gettingwet #notinagoodway
That’s the thing when I end up in pubs or licensed clubs on weeknights. I end up watching TV and despairing for our species.

Yeah Krystal and Daniel are looking pretty impressed with the choice of glamorous venue. pic.twitter.com/C5Oma3acgF
Krystal and Daniel need to do their dream wedding within a budget of $4000. Daniel has scored a cream pimp suit and shirt online for $140.
“These couples will do anything to have their dream wedding on the cheap.#televisiontodayo#killmenowenow
@smidgey Indeed. Have a good one.
@tmc071 @Thalesesecurity Ah! That’ll do it. As you were. :)
@tmc071 @Thalesesecurity Sorry, what are you talking about? How does this even connect to AFL? #baffled
This shit isn’t exactly the Olympic Games or the Cup Final is it.
Good God, one of the desserts just presented on this TV program looks like they’ve just vomited up a collection of jellyfish onto a plate.
@smidgey Neither am I.

garwboy Why I hate vegans pic.twitter.com/e8s0d2i9bc
@smidgey Well der. Like I’ve not noticed that at any time in the last 30 years.
Also, steal their pens because they’re really cool. #GartnerSEC https://t.co/erMVHcmf4T
RT @Steve_Lockstep: Submissions to Victorian Parliament #evoting inquiry here: https://t.co/e5KUAJZuVP @stilgherrian @dobes @zdnetaustralia
@smidgey @Steve_Lockstep Yeah fuck off.
@staticsan You may well think that. I couldn’t possibly comment.
@Steve_Lockstep @dobes @zdnetaustralia Oh yes, I remember now. Say hello to Dr Vanessa Teague from me.
@Colvinius @MargotSaville My first conversation with @kcarruthers was about blood grooves in disembowelling swords. A meeting of minds.
+1000. Advances in re-identification of de-indentified data seem to have bypassed 95% of the data industry. Scary. https://t.co/cvGN2q5oio
@mpesce Not my telly. Not my monkey, Not my circus.
@servantofchaos @kcarruthers Apparently so, and one is in Channel Seven right now.
Jesus Christ I’m using emoji I must be drunk.
The blockchain adds ✨✨✨ Blockchain Magick™ ✨✨✨! https://t.co/p5JTysPrYO
One more. #whatcantheharmbe
@kcarruthers @SteveMolk Except she’s not wearing black.
@Steve_Lockstep @dobes @zdnetaustralia What’s happening on Wednesday? #noonetellsmeanything
@SteveMolk Yeah @kcarruthers designs supercomputers and basically knows everyone in tech and politics and is not at all scary.
@SteveMolk 1. You should chat with @kcarruthers in your podcast. 2. The resemblance is quite scary.
@kcarruthers Don’t hit me!
mpesce No one ever asks _why_ Alice and Bob are always trying to exchange secret messages.
I seriously should become a member of this club because the badge draw jackpot is rolling over something chronic.
There is someone on the TV called Kate who looks a bit like how I imagine @kcarruthers would be like after huffing nitrous oxide.
Making poor life choices.
RT @cfsmtbation: Saving this one up for later https://t.co/jxgHEpjw0a
@paulwallbank Also, the concept of a “Madame Lash restraining order†has so many luscious overtones.
@paulwallbank Heh. Remind me to tell you a story about Madame Lash. [I know, this is a small city.]
Ouch! https://t.co/KmfPSeMzKd
@paulwallbank Nah, I nodded at him and he didn’t respond, so I’m guessing it’s not you. Or you’re completely on the nod.
There’s a guy here who looks exactly lik@paulwallbanknk if he were 10 years older and hds spend most of that doing heroin.
@natecochrane @susan_m Couldn’t say, but I suspect not since she’s still serving and he isn’t. Powerful speech though.
There’s a guy here who looks exactly lik@paulwallbanknk if he were 10 years older and had spend most of that time doing heroin.
@voltagex I’m sure the proportion of contract costs that goes to media booze is relatively small.
@rwerkh Seems a good strategy to me.
@gabriellecj In which case it’s a male, yes. The males are much smaller than the females, and in usual spider style get eaten after mating.
@gabriellecj It’s a Huntsman. They run fast and eat critters. Non-venemous. They are your friend.
I did this and it was excellent and I lived to tell the tale. #GartnerSEC https://t.co/rQ8PzJQnXZ
Lt Gen (Retd) David Morrison’s speech was excellent, and I had the pleasure of meeting him afterwards. #GartnerSEC https://t.co/Ery38Jddak
Responsible Adults. https://t.co/lmgSt80U0p
@VS_ @ben_hr @irisherself That’s where everything ends up, eventually. Thank the gods.
Actual people don’t speak like this, and these guys look terrified. #whywouldyoupostthis https://t.co/1j5M7NftBm
There is pleuting in Ashfield. A sojourn to Club Ashfield is in order while I wait for the rain to clear. clubashfield.com.au
@lorrainewhat Of course not.
@ben_hr @VS_ @irisherself Sure, but Microsoft’s angle was about immunisation and epidemiology, given we talk about viruses and worms.
I haven’t been drinking.
@irisherself @VS_ @ben_hr Nah, more likely marketing came up with another message a couple of years later. Corporate memory is a goldfish.
@Steve_Lockstep Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink!
@VS_ @ben_hr @irisherself Some years back Microsoft was pushing public health as a metaphor for infosec. I wonder what happened to that.
@NewtonMark @resourcefultype Indeed. Still, local government is basically for party wannabes, corrupt locals and pensioners with no friends.
Standard response from IBM people today: “Go away, you, I don’t want to talk about it.” [Smirk.]
@NewtonMark @resourcefultype That too. I’m old enough to remember when local government had nothing to do with party politics.

So Day 1 of the Gartner Security and Risk Management Summit is over. We’re halfway through. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/cupbe0iWQp
I believe that this is an excellent strategy, but then I’m an idiot. https://t.co/G04Gkm3qAl
Do you know what’d be even better for Sydney? Politics which wasn’t a poor copy of federal party-political bullshit. https://t.co/C6c62UiedV

etherealmind “How does it feel to be running a Software Defined Infrastructure ? ” pic.twitter.com/5DexvdcS3b
RT @bronte__lee: can you feel it twittr there’s a glitch in the matrix https://t.co/EcH8wTfl97
Many drnks. #GartnerSEC
I think it’s time to get out of here before everything goes feral. #GartnerSEC

What is wrong with these people?#GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/mLfeWiImoI
There is still sangria left, but I am helping Algosec deal with their problem here. #GartnerSEC

Working my way through the offerings from Sydney Wine Centre courtesy of Pirean. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/11C3EhUyR8
@irisherself Sure. Because the bank covers customer losses, the bank has done its sums, and the usage figures speak for themselves.
@jonoabroad I’m not ready to try that yet.
Everything is going very well. #GartnerSEC
Pro Tip: A bar made of ice is slippery and your drink slides off and crashes to the floor. #GartnerSEC

Once more, LogRhythm has built a cocktail bar out of ice. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/VRkN05kSne

Thanks to CA Technologies, a platter of Bloody Marys. #whatcouldpossiblygowrong #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/W9whPh0VeP
Something something drinking culture in information security. #GartnerSEC

Hewlett Packard Enterprise has a spin the wheel to choose a cocktail thing via cocktailclub.co #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/2ynFKdYX2C

This will definitely* end well. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/q7jNlGaxc7
Drnks. #GartnerSEC
Well that was remarkable. I’ll post some bits of it on my own website late this week or on the weekend. #GartnerSEC
I won’t be tweeting this one. I’ll be listening close#GartnerSECrSEC
@Edulous2 No, but about as old.
You may well remember Lt Gen David Morrison from this remarkable video. https://t.co/NBYBjyl3pe #GartnerSEC
Next up: Guest keynote: Leadership, influence and cultural change: Lt Gen David Morrison AO, AU’s former Chief of Army#GartnerSECEC
@BruceHore There’s a gentle evolution, shall we say.
Correct, and there’s a summary of Telstra’s Five Knows at the end of this yarn. https://t.co/qVZWJUGosz #GartnerSEC https://t.co/vosE5m7nBu

Final take-aways for digital security. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/hipzhcbPUT

“This is what I think the future looks like,” says Earl Perkins. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/BADsAMdQOQ
@rachael_falk @MikePBurgess It’s kind of a combination of 2 and 3. Where data is and who has access, but also with a dynamic element to it.

Data security governance. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/W3jaugA3JE
Gartner’s “data flow profiling†to look at risk and security looks like one of the Five Kno@MikePBurgessu@rachael_falkl#GartnerSECnerSEC

Security infrastructure adapts, with a lizard! #lizard #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/utrOWlBWQp
@Edulous2 I won’t answer straight away, but I’ll give you a clue for now: Possum.
Well, @jpwarren @nphair, here’s your agile recruitment model. #shameless #GartnerSEC https://t.co/FYBPwYrEYI
@jpwarren @nphair Don’t worry, there’s drinks so#notsoonenoughough
Another message to embed app security testing into the development life cycle, eh? #tweetlike2004 #GartnerSEC

I don’t see this shift to an adaptive approach being easy. #yetanothercultureshift GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/lT3KIWEvbH
So now we have machine learning and AI to assist the analysis of large volumes of data (not “big data†any mor#GartnerSECrSEC

Adaptive Security Architecture, which I didn’t tweet earlier. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/pAbn8qwybg
@munin Well, it was in the context of the skills shortage and having a security culture. [Shrugs.] I’m interviewing the presenter tomorrow.

Securing the Cloud Supply Chain. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/U649K18rom
I’ve just been told these slides don’t make much sense out or context. That’s probably true. One reason tweeting event is #GartnerSECnerSEC
RT @jeamland: The dank we deserve. https://t.co/TLYxqno60h
But moving from security specialists to having security skills embedded in the workforce? Good luck with that. #GartnerSEC

Skills generation and convergence. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/ggpEOZc3lo
@darrenpauli You’ve just given me an idea.
@ericscheid I am in this room.

Risk and resilience balance. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/ov2HBqhnLy
I’ll just tweet the “takeaway†slides from this session, of I can grab them all without being distra#GartnerSECnerSEC
Hmmm. Earl Perkins is presenting 7 trends, but here’s a listing of 6 trends. #GartnerSEC #anexerciseforthereader https://t.co/VjtGPe1s1d

Nice illustration of the risk vs resilience issues. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/QPgESIVpY9

These are the seven macro-trends. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/AiHqBREErm
@darrenpauli @jturner_ibrs Sure, but that’s about me, no@MikePBurgessss.
Next up for me: “Top Cybersecurity Trends for 2016-17†with Earl Perkin#GartnerSECEC
It is Ballroom A, so make of that what you will. https://t.co/eMABmSmtIW
@jturner_ibrs I encountered Mr @MikePBurgess first thing this morning, so that’s probably enough for now.
I am in the right room.
I am in the wrong room.
RT @deptofaustralia: *looks at stock prices for coal cartel*
Yeah. Nah. https://t.co/k7kVcfijKz
@SnarkyPlatypus Surely she’s one who hasn’t too? Ma@thegrugq_ebooksooks has an opinion on Ms Clinton.
Who has? https://t.co/9RwhZMVtvK
SwiftOnSecurity “Writing clickbait pays the bills.”
Yeah well so does smothering orphans in Victorian England and collecting their bodies for the illuminati
RT @phbarratt: Interesting to have the Treasurer of the Commonwealth engaging in adverse speculation about super trustees’ motives. https:/…
GrogsGamut Turnbull seems to be pretty hopeful that this CFA policy will win him the 2016 election
@techoglot @Greybeard3 Sadly, none of it rotates.
“‘More sidesteps than Johnathan Thurston’: Census minister explains zero in great duck-and-weave interview†(19 Aug) https://t.co/WWa2t5WK9T
RT @jeamland: You prop it up in your hotel room and as you leave say “So long, suckers!†and feel empty inside. https://t.co/0By3dHHCuh

I’ve snarfed a bunch of these RSA-branded mobile phone holders or sex toys or whatever they are. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/u3CDb37w96
@NewtonMark I might pop over to the Cisco booth and ask if they’ve got any jobs going.
Stealing more pens from Thales. #GartnerSEC

Recommendations for IoT security. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/tsRwos809K
@NewtonMark Yeah that was a beautiful piece of timing.
IoT identity will also need to be managed, “Because things are people too.#GartnerSECrSEC
RT @joshgnosis: Victoria Police needs to learn about threaded tweets. Out of context… https://t.co/OzsMRIQXUU
@NewtonMark “Special reports†means “paid advertorialâ€.
@shenmaxiu We had a blockchain this morning. We’re well on the way.
Consumer IoT will have small budgets ’cos cheap devices. What money is spent is likely on privacy-protection#GartnerSECEC

What’s different about IoT security? #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/uAQT889OVX
Ninjas. #GartnerSEC https://t.co/nmzu5oPlh3

There are many more Class 1 devices than Class 3. How do we secure them? #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/Zf6AVYUSZg
Markets and standards still evolving but “You still have to watch out for the regulators. You’ve got to watch those fucker#GartnerSECnerSEC
True fact. #GartnerSEC https://t.co/fUYdVThoz9
IoT isn’t just about the data. IoT devices can often make things happen in the physical world#GartnerSECEC

The state of IoT security. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/ZHSFaIjUtR
Make sure your scanning is passive not active. Active scanning can bring down OT. Clients have learned this the hard way. #GartnerSEC

OT security recommendations. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/W8Dy7e4QKP
Spend an hour digging a hole, and an hour filling it in. The Economy is up by two hours of labour. #GartnerSEC https://t.co/NC4rAkOa4p
Perkins: “When you get infected by IT, all the sins of IT come with it.#GartnerSECrSEC
Perkins: “IT is infecting OT… It’s been infecting it for 20 years.†Oh yeah, insert stuff running on Window#GartnerSECrtnerSEC
@solwat Oh dear.

CISOsplaining! (But does it ever happen?) #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/MHSuRmgt3b
MelbourneGeek Perkins: ‘IoT is more about User Safety, Privacy and Reliability.’ #GartnerSEC I agree esp. that privacy is tightly related to safety
Safety-critical systems ARE security-critical systems. #GartnerSEC

IT versus OT. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/B2vyXvj02E

State of Operational Technology (OT) security. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/3fMELXoaAa

Perkins has stopped trying to classify it, now calls it all “digital security”. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/u0a6MQBiWo
@VirtualTal @vmtyler @Beaker This is all why I drink.
@LoL_Ailias @KateMcDawdle @ZDNet Thanks for all that. I can’t look in detail today, but I appreciate my arsehattery being rectified.
Perkins: I don’t like the term Internet of Things (IoT). I prefer “Pervasive Digital Presence”#GartnerSECEC
Next up: “Roadmap Convergence: The State of IoT and OT Security, 2016†with Earl Perkins. #GartnerSEC (Program at https://t.co/2UDVuGs89n)
@MelbourneGeek Ain’t they just.
@LoL_Ailias @KateMcDawdle @ZDNet I ask ‘cos I thought “shared health summary” was a marketing term more than anything else.
@LoL_Ailias @KateMcDawdle @ZDNet Is “shared health summary” a fair description of what it is? (And ‘useless’ is a quote, of course.)
Lunchtime for me. #GartnerSEC
@mpesce @SMinney The whole point was about distributed trust models. Sadly, the word “blockchain†appeared very soon after.
“You’re never going to stop people from clicking on the dancing pig#GartnerSECnerSEC
“By 2010, 60% of enterprises infosec budgets will be for rapid detection and response, up from less that 30% in 2016.#GartnerSECrSEC

A Metaphor for Bimodal IT. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/dAEfZqcwjE
@Beaker With numbers.
@scott_thewspot @peproctor This point was hammered in the keynote. I think I might have to hammer this point in a @zdnetaustralia column.
@Beaker The very next slide made this point, and provided a rough framework for doing it.
@irisherself An example is something like PayWave. Yes, a fraud risk, but that can be measured, and worth to increase in customer usage.
@irisherself Because, say, a high risk decision may also have a high return, and make business sense in that context. And the reverse.
@scott_thewspot And @peproctor is making that point. Apparently this stuff it taking a long time to think in.
Apparently it’s poor form for consulting firms to call their clients clueless. [Makes note.#GartnerSECEC
Oh. “Clueless†will become “luckyâ€. “So don’t take a photo of this and tweet it.†Sorry, too late. #GartnerSEC https://t.co/rKXZu1MI8K

And here’s a framework for reviewing that attitude. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/PXvH5aQe8M

A framework for measuring your organisation’s attitudes towards risk. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/THh2Y32eTh

I’ve lost track of the counting, but this is how thinking about risk needs to change. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/yK0w9h7uWB
@xntrik Remind me to ask you about this next week, if I haven’t pinged you beforehand.
I agree with this sensible addition to @peproctor’s model #GartnerSEC https://t.co/G0y4MLAd2r
“If you’re in the military and defence, it’s more like 7 to 10 years away,â@peproctoreproctor [Paraph#GartnerSECrtnerSEC
“We’re probably 3 to 5 years away from being more risk-based than compliance-based,â€@peproctorr#GartnerSECnerSEC
“We’re in this cultural shift right now… People are finding that difficult. [Paraphr#GartnerSECnerSEC
2. Move from check-box compliance to risk-based decisions. (Clients have still not figured this out, apparently.) #GartnerSEC
Now @peproctor is going through six principles for making these decisions. 1. Gartner’s People-Centric Security. Look it up#GartnerSECEC

So here’s how @peproctor is structuring things. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/RZT3mUiahq
Executives assume they’re all the way on the right, because they have you, the security team#GartnerSECEC
“It is a legitimate business decision to choose to sit at any point across that spectrum.#GartnerSECrSEC

“Here’s the most important slide in the deck, says @peproctor #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/3kJYDlJcbv

So here’s the overview. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/oBDAtAXBy3
Next up: “Cybersecurity and Risk Management in Digital Business†wit@peproctoro#GartnerSECEC
An alternative view of the Secure Development Lifecycle (SDL). #GartnerSEC https://t.co/O5MZCOKLcq
@healthbase_info @KateMcDawdle Feel free to throw stuff at me.
@healthbase_info @KateMcDawdle Thanks. I have to run through all this later, ’cos I’m covering a conference today and tomorrow.
MikePBurgess Leading #cybersecurity teams look for unknown unknowns, unknown knowns and of course known knowns #GartnerSEC
MikePBurgess Time to detect and time to respond are key - sense of urgency is required #cybersecurity #GartnerSEC
I’m guessing this need to develop and pay for cross-skilled ppl will be another skills shortage problem. #GartnerSEC https://t.co/9dc7uLmOmT
@trentyarwood And yet see @KateMcDawdle’s tweets earlier, where she points out how I screwed things up.
@dobes I’m putting in a bid for danger money.
Gartner’s People-Centric Security Principles are now taken as given, and we’re building onto it, and on the trust model#GartnerSECEC
Right, now it’s an outline of the “Gartner Adaptive Security Architectureâ€. Here’s this year’s Big Structuring#GartnerSECrtnerSEC
“We need to inject IT development skills into out security teams, and vice versa.†[paraphras#GartnerSECrSEC
There’s also quite a few words now about DevOps#GartnerSECEC

Excellent, a stronger emphasis on getting the software written right in the first place. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/Ml5Qd3mOVK
@dobes We’re putting it into a distributed trust network.
Privacy in this trust network needs to be structured on a minimal need-to-know basis. #GartnerSEC

Some of the things that might be part of a network of trust inputs.#GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/QDLmD28xup
OK, now it’s about all these devices being the distributed trust platform, and how trust is “infinitely†gradu#GartnerSECnerSEC
Oh God, does this mean we’re soon going to hear the word “blockchai#GartnerSECnerSEC
Now we’re getting to a stronger emphasis on trust, and how IoT means we’re developing a distributed trust platfo#GartnerSECrSEC
“This may sound bad, and it is, but in 2012 it was on average 243 days. So maybe we’re getting bett#GartnerSECrSEC
Now the usual message that it’s on average 205 days before the bad guys in a network are discovered (on FireEye’s 2015 figure#GartnerSECrSEC
@KateMcDawdle @ZDNet Thanks for all that. There’s my bedtime reading sorted, once this conference is done. Cheers.
For example, “We’ve got to balance fraud with customer experienc#GartnerSECnerSEC
Once more the #GartnerSEC message is to talk risk, not security only. But it’s evolved from communication to more practical steps, it seems.

Here’s our first hakkerihuppari for the day. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/zP5r1aDcp7
@KateMcDawdle @ZDNet Well HL7 etc evolves slowly for very sensible reasons, I assume. Anyway, looks like I need to do a follow-up me culpa.
I have reason to believe that @MikePBurgess’ tweets fro#GartnerSECEC might be worth following.
@KateMcDawdle @ZDNet Re APF, so it would seem. I made the basic mistake of taking a confident assertion as fact. What a fail on my part.
@KateMcDawdle @ZDNet I actually worked with an HL7 implementation 20 years go, though it didn’t use CDA. Clearly I was misinformed.
Background is that there’s 75k motor vehicle accidents in Aust each year, costing $23 billion#GartnerSECEC
The Gartner Security & Risk Management Summit is kicking off. Te keynote is based around a hypothetical digital insurance firm. #GartnerSEC
@KateMcDawdle @ZDNet Bugger. The PDF thing is inexcusable on my part for not cross-checking. Thanks for letting me know. #embarrassed
@KateMcDawdle @ZDNet I hope you mean the government and not me…
@dobes @joshgnosis Look…
The real coffee is sponsored by Symantec so I don’t care whatever else they might do. #GartnerSEC
There’s maybe 50% more exhibitors at #GartnerSEC Sydney this year. It’s a #cyberboom!
@scottamcintyre I do. But I throw away the badges and lanyards after events so it’s just my memories.
@joshgnosis Thank-You:Josh. #crying

Well here we are then. #GartnerSEC pic.twitter.com/QOmL6yK2Wx
@burgotastic Or you could soften it as “Who would you like me to send this to?”
@burgotastic Actually, why not just “Who should I send this to?”
@burgotastic It’s “for”. And I’d drop “whom” for “who” unless it’s important to sound like your grandfather.

Approaching Sydney Central station. pic.twitter.com/ObHr0mJO9v
Well here’s a cheery thought to start the day. Also in indubitably correct thought. #GartnerSEC https://t.co/2MFw7bMp6W
@CSO_Australia I’ll definitely pop over to say hello, but I’ll skip the Deathstar. ;) #ihaveenoughstuff #GartnerSEC
And yes, as usual my Weekly Wrap has all the other plans. https://t.co/UC2JKyauVg https://t.co/MM6ElpDMcj
Mon plan: 0930 Gartner Security & Risk Management Summit, Day 1 https://t.co/2UDVuGs89n #GartnerSEC; 1645 drinks; write up video pitches.
@lewellyn I try to avoid LAX full stop, but that’s another story.
Oh fuck I have to travel during The Commuter Time this morning. Time to prepare to face the cudmunchers.
RT @Maliciouslink: What would a “cyber catastrophe” look like? All the details of government employees stolen? All a firm’s data wiped? htt…
@irisherself Astounding, isn’t it. Just the stories would be eye-opening, but the rest… wow.

sehnaoui Replace a semicolon (;) with a Greek question mark (;) in friend’s C# code. Watch him look for syntax error.
#coding pic.twitter.com/01GQMkAfWH
“My Parents’ Mixed Messages on the Holocaust†https://t.co/NzyT2J260J Much food for thought, given anti-Muslim rhetoric today.
Me at @zdnetaustralia last Wednesday: “Cyber Civil Corps proposed to protect Australia’s economy†https://t.co/WqEBs1TSko
Me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: My Health Record ‘dumb and useless’: Australian Privacy Foundation†https://t.co/nUhSf9vSdl

ZDNet Wikileaks hosts hundreds of malware files in email dumps zd.net/2bO1op3 @SecurityCharlie pic.twitter.com/yO081KVyzT
Here’s a transcript of LtGen Morrison’s speech, with an analysis of its structure. https://t.co/gsPIrvHVDF
Highlight will be a closing keynote by LtGen David Morrison, who did that video re acceptable behaviour. https://t.co/NBYBjyl3pe #GartnerSEC
As usual, further plans (as well as last week’s stuff) may be found in the Weekly Wrap. https://t.co/UC2JKyauVg https://t.co/MM6ElpDMcj
Mon plan, draft: 0930 Gartner Security & Risk Management Summit, Day 1 https://t.co/2UDVuGs89n #GartnerSEC; 1645 drinks; data wrangling.
Monday. Pick up the yellow thing and move it 27mm to the left. That should prevent further problems. Monday.