@riskybusiness @cathywilcox1 @MariamVeiszadeh Don’t we all.
@cathywilcox1 @riskybusiness @MariamVeiszadeh Hi Cathy.
RealNickHodge “Airship hits morse code telegraph pole” OH HELLO 1920s twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
snare_ebooks When did I accidentally do crossfit?
@_midofo_ It may or may not be @nom_chomsky.
Watching a cat boldly hunt down and terrorise a clove of garlic.
@j_s_n_d @michaelneale Indeed. I think its success is because it hit timeless themes in politics.
@michaelneale Well, there’s a citation.
DrSprankle Thinking a ban on burkinis is going to dismantle religious oppression is like thinking a ban on suits is going to dismantle capitalism.
@michaelneale It holds up disturbingly well. But then I’m only one episode in.
“Do you speak Australian? Take our quiz.” nytimes.com/interactive/20… 10/10 for me, you losers.
@LucasJamesAU Tastes differ, alas, and I can’t stand it.
@michaelneale I re-watched Utopia recently. Yes, The Hollowmen is slightly less accessible and darker, but then so’s my own sense of humour.
I’ve decided to cheer myself up by watching The Hollowmen. This is possibly a poor strategy. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hollo…
Three out of four. A good pass mark, that. twitter.com/JazzTwemlow/st…
@JustJimWillDo @LaTrioli That’s not the same as a dingleberry, is it?
That’s not really going to help, it is.
Maybe someone needs to design a more European-style burkini. Has anyone got Hugo Boss’ number?
CrazyinRussia Wifi off. pic.twitter.com/uvhYspL3mj
I’m sure Europe seemed like a good idea at the time, but perhaps we should cross it out and start again. twitter.com/BBCDanielS/sta…
@clint_jasper @will_ock @janeenorman @AnnaVidot Is this another burkini thing?
I’ve deleted my tweet about The Sweeney ‘cos Freemantle Media got it removed from YouTube. If only they’d linked to a “Buy Now” page…
ProfMESmith Air-tight data security at this public facility: 1) put ‘IT security’ sign on the door; 2) remind people to close it pic.twitter.com/WWr1tvuXNE
Brocklesnitch Burkini fiasco
0xUID Thanks Google… pic.twitter.com/zqpbKHGQVd
MikeyRobins There’s something not quite right about this new dating app pic.twitter.com/pqTFDjxbQc
Histreepix Civilian volunteers boost morale by satisfying the wartime population’s sexual fetishes. Haringey, 1942. pic.twitter.com/9xWKso6O7R
This is far too much pleuting. pic.twitter.com/VZhE6gfN1c
@jpwarren Oh true. And now I’m crying.
So OK, @AbstractCode @anniespjs, you two should meet.
@jonoabroad Thank you, you are most kind.
I’ve just realised that the alleged insult “haters” was invented by people too stupid to know the word “detractors”.
Timeless tweet. twitter.com/burgotastic/st…
Wait. The Web was built by Boomers. Oh no!
@jonoabroad Hey all good, I keep doing the same myself. Or to the SoundCloud or Spreaker sites. Goddam cloud!
@jonoabroad (I’ve been meaning to cross-check the notification emails for some time. I may be mistaken.)
@jonoabroad Ah yes it does. You can also go to skank.memberful.com, which I was hoping was in the notification email somewhere? No?
Ian Kortlang’s taxonomy of leaks: Accidental, strategic, malicious and pyromania. stilgherrian.com/language/a_tax… pic.twitter.com/utGqeXH4LC
damonayoung Me: [reads ANNE OF GREEN GABLES aloud]
Sophia (7): what’s a “housewife”?
@AGFchairman Isn’t it just. I’m now waiting for some submarine-movie headline with “Pyne” in it.
@purserj Or tubes and geeks.
True. This is why they pay him the big bucks. twitter.com/AGFchairman/st…
SquigglyRick Ha ha ha ha ha pic.twitter.com/9kPXgGdVQw
Oh David, let’s not go down that rabbit-hole. But yeah, sure, why not. twitter.com/dsturnbull/sta…
Further to @TurnbullMalcolm’s comment about digital espionage, it also shows how widely classified docs are distributed to build submarines.
That’s not to criticise the @australian. This is one hell of a scoop, and they’d have been silly not to run with it. Good work.
The @australian, or anyone, would have a hell of a task trying to verify this chain of custody. pic.twitter.com/0wC805lvOj
My comments at this stage: 1. The leak is not “Snowden-sized”. 2. Who showed them to the @australian, and why? twitter.com/Colvinius/stat…
_Ninji Why Millennials Not Reading Millennial Thinkpieces Is Destroying The Thinkpiece Industry
@munin @whiteswine I thought that was probably the case, but it’s best to be sure about these things.
@munin @whiteswine So the vodka goes in before or after the coffee?
@19bk69 While this idea certainly has merit, I suspect it involves putting on pants. And that’s just going too far.
This is the best idea yet. @whiteswine always excellent good ideas, although some of them are terrible. twitter.com/whiteswine/sta…
I couldn’t eat a whole one. twitter.com/jonoabroad/sta…
Or maybe I could slam my head face-down into a big bowl of strawberry meringue.
Hmmm. It is Wednesday, though, so maybe I could reply to last week’s email.
jonoabroad Are think tanks were Soylent Green comes from? twitter.com/sabinewolff/st…
Wed, plan, draft: Well it all seems rather pointless at this hour of the day, doesn’t it. So, um, mope around and complain about everything.
@kheitman_au The fact that you knew this thing, which I had to look up, disturbs me.
BRIANMBENDIS Seriously, how annoying would Jim Morrison be if he was still alive?
GenChuckYeager Try a search engine, son. twitter.com/millerblueduec…
At this time I’m not sure why the time is the time that is it, but it is that time at this time.
Wednesday. It is much smaller than you remember, but that might just be a trick of the light. Wednesday.