Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 25th, 2016

“The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.”

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@hank_says I watched it at the time. Agreed. But yeah tend to avoid remakes.

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@vealmince I suspect so. I also had those Ponemon figures in my head.

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I’m re-watching the British series “Life on Mars”. I’d forgotten how good it was.

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@jonoabroad Not for two years, actually, for various random reasons.

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chrisapplegate These attempts to liven up the League Cup draw aren’t really working for me pic.twitter.com/Ooxnth5H2c

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@Neighorn I suspect that’s what I was thinking of. Anyway, I’ve got your full report here somewhere. Weekend reading.

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@Neighorn Thanks, Patrick. I don’t know where my brain was just then. As long as things are Even More Terrible then I’m happy. No, wait.

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Oops, I was relying on my memory, and possibly a memory of some other figures. It’s all much worse. twitter.com/Neighorn/statu…

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Clarke and Dawe: “Same Government. Same Opposition. Fresh Senate. Book Early.” youtube.com/watch?v=AXJ2xl…

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APAC firms take ~100 days longer to detect data breaches than the global average. Around 25% longer. We win again! twitter.com/taosecurity/st…

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annajhenderson The full @Greens portfolio reshuffle list (earlier one had @NickMcKim cut off) Story here abc.net.au/news/2016-08-2… pic.twitter.com/E7noFZnSRo

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shorttelegrams Terrorist bitcoin drive open since June yields 0.9 BTC (~$580) thecipherbrief.com/column/private… Maybe try a bake sale next time?

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LucyXIV it sure is twitter.com/trendsaustrali…

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@RealNickHodge Trying to sedate me with nuclear weapons and secrets, eh?

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@ClintonDucas @Colvinius @GreenJ Put the whole thing on the blockchain and you’re done.

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@Taco_Lad @RealNickHodge Mind you, the whole fantasy falls apart when you see the depressing shallow twats she’s invited over for dinner.

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@Colvinius @GreenJ Only if it’s agile and best-of-breed, silly.

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@Taco_Lad @RealNickHodge Her pancakes are “thin and lacy” and she’[s soaking them in “sweet, sweet syrup”.

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@paulwiggins Ah yes! I’ve been meaning to go to the Russian Club for ages. Thanks for the reminder.

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Histreepix The long-suppressed NASA photograph proving that Neil Armstrong was faked. Houston, 1969. pic.twitter.com/d1JUQDVbMq

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@RealNickHodge She is currently drenching thinly-sliced fish fillets with egg and sifted flour in the evening light.

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I wonder if @RealNickHodge is watching Nigella right now.

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@ElkeTheGSP @jonoabroad @benwalding Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!

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@realist Ah yeah, a well-trained sheep or cattle dog can be worth heaps. Sorry to hear.

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I forgot to bring my device chargers with me, so I must leave Club Ashfield and return to the apartment, where a cat will complain about me.

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aDB “Word’s first self-driving taxis debut in Singapore” News from The Associated Press hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie…

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@jpwarren Nah, it’s just the joy of a working-class club (officially Catholic & Community Club) as opposed to the RSL down Liverpool Rd.

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I did. Livestock theft can be lucrative. My parents were victim of a dairy cattle substitution fraud in the 1960s. twitter.com/abclandline/st…

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I’m assuming the problem is that it’s next to Ashfield station, one of the busiest stations, at commuter time.

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One problem with Club Ashfield, however, is that I can only get 3G reception inside, and it keeps dropping out. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Histreepix Margaret Thatcher, future Prime Minister of Great Britain, preparing for the general election hustings, April 1979. pic.twitter.com/7HesUbWVHg

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@jdub @Brodie_Waddell Yoaneing is contagious, but we know that now.

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@dobes @msdwrites @stevejme @redditau Ah well, it’s therefore an excellent* snapshot of Australian society. It serves us well.

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Brodie_Waddell In 1670s Derbyshire, the gardener Leonard Wheatcroft paused writing his autobiography to note down some questions… pic.twitter.com/sqM0NW57Lt

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@oliyoung Well this is why it gets so confusing.

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KevinRothrock Russian cosmonauts really know how to do photography in zero gravity. pic.twitter.com/jWRSalgHFW

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This is all very, very complicated.

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@dobes @stevejme Well how could such trusted sources get it wrong?

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How is Rolf Harris more trusted than Lisa McCune? How is Lisa McCune not at the top of the list? twitter.com/dobes/status/7…

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@stevejme So @dobes, which drug-addled publication is this from?

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dobes There is just too much to unpack here pic.twitter.com/jthbiY5gBv

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@jonoabroad @benwalding @ElkeTheGSP And bite = slobber face with saliva-dripping tongue. This isn’t a big deterrent.

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This is an excellent thing. I will be watching. twitter.com/phbarratt/stat…

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@oberonsghost @joshgnosis Oh and a third tribe. Sydney inner-west Greens whose main concern is the real-estate value of Federation terraces.

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@oberonsghost @joshgnosis Well, there’s two tribes. The rainbow crystal dolphin mob, and those who want a functioning political party.

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@R_Chirgwin @benwalding @ElkeTheGSP @jonoabroad Not that there’s any shallow profiling here. FFS.

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@CosmicRami @R_Chirgwin Nah. I did lots of hiking as a lad, just before the Boer Wars, but unpredictable energy levels count me out for now.

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I’m starting to quite like Club Ashfield. They’ve already started trolling me. clubashfield.com.au

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@jonoabroad @benwalding Nah, I just barked back and all @ElkeTheGSP did was bark more. All bark and no bite.

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stevewerby Infosec lifecycle:
It won’t happen
It happened
Buy shiny tool
Happened again
Turn it on
And again
Now tune it
And again
Buy new shiny tool

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@joshgnosis I was about to ask, actually. (Sadly, a true fact.)

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What, exactly, do Census workers intend to do with our vulnerable pets that require them to be secured? twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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@Sam_Hickey That sounds fun, but alas I won’t be able to do any travel in Sept unless funded. Current dates are around 22-23 Oct and 17 Nov.

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Kate_McClymont No surprise here: not one character reference tendered for Roger Rogerson smh.com.au/nsw/roger-roge… via @smh

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snazzmania if pangolins had a catch phrase it would be “ok I guess that’s fine” pic.twitter.com/5MR3HfR5Fu

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TheKouk “The taxed and the taxed nots” a phase used by Fox News nutter Dennis Kneale in 2010 foxnews.com/on-air/cost-of…

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annajhenderson “I fought hard to keep the portfolio, but ultimately it was a decision of the leader of the party” - @sarahinthesen8 pic.twitter.com/8yzEDNGw4S

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@burgotastic I’m pretty sure it doesn’t, but then both occasions are for speaking gigs, so I dunno.

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nswpolice Emergency Exercise in CBD on Sunday 28 August. police.nsw.gov.au/news/media_rel… pic.twitter.com/39FLfDSJ40

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It’s looking like I’ll be in Melbourne at least twice before the end of the year. This pleases me.

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@j_hutch Wow. So now you can be completely ship.

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domknight Is the advice that this sentence shouldn’t contain an apostrophe? twitter.com/TwitterAU/stat…

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RyanRidden the city in clouds! Incredible views from this morning. pic.twitter.com/MeUhjmGJDa

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DocEvatt Morrison: I have an embarrassing revenue problem, I can’t get it up.

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I will never worry about my evolving m00bs ever again. twitter.com/watershitdown/…

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GreenJ someone should tell @Barnaby_Joycetwitter.com/mic/status/768…

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“Filling the Heffernan hole” is a phrase that triggers unwanted mental images. twitter.com/James_Jeffrey/…

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“Top facial recognition algo joins the dots and sees pretend people”, writes @R_Chirgwin theregister.co.uk/2016/08/25/voi…

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I believe in Jen Dudley-Nicholson believing in Kanye West, but I don’t believe in Kanye West. twitter.com/jendudley/stat…

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Winter was on a Wednesday this year. twitter.com/russellmahoney…

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JamColley glad we got that one sorted. pic.twitter.com/5eXelzGTXN

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Poor @feed_the_chooks, my heartfelt commiserations to his family. twitter.com/feed_the_chook…

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dannolan the dodo was a real piece of shit tbh and society is better off now that it’s dead

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@crikey_news Thanks. And the delightful @myriamrobin confirmed that too. It’s going to be a fun ride.

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@SwiftOnSecurity You can do a lot worse than chat with @jeamland here. He really knows his processor chips. And whisky.

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@myriamrobin I thought it might be. This first episode is wonderful.

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I do hope that “Hinch’s Senate Diary” becomes a regular feature at @crikey_news crikey.com.au/2016/08/25/der… [$]

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@annafifield @ArmsControlWonk Perhaps, like so many of his countrymen, he’s using the Special Fatigue-Management and Weight Loss Medicine.

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TomMcIlroy “Dough nation” pic.twitter.com/xTo4S0dF4N

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glengyron Only the Jacqui Lambie Network has 100% female MPs. twitter.com/srpeatling/sta…

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@LightheartedDan @il_beavo I… Um… I… I need a few minutes alone now.

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@EmperorNorton @Spiritrebel It does seem to be relatively recent. Always controversial, sure, and unavoidably so. But this is different.

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il_beavo This brings to mind absolutely no horror scenarios whatsoever. twitter.com/newscientist/s…

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@il_beavo @mukimu Hah! Well played. I am literally LOLing now.

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I think “Jellyfish Update” needs to be a regular program. twitter.com/RadioNational/…

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So yeah I’m from Adelaide and I can tell you how this scenario usually plays out. twitter.com/mukimu/status/…

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@mephiztopheleze @wikileaks “Astounding” is a good word for it. Shouting back at legitimate criticism is so utterly tone-deaf.

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@emmaline22 @2ser Thanks, Emma. Normally I’m up’n’atom very early, but I seem to have gone nocturnal lately. :) Have a good one.

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Julian is moved from the Embassy to an “undisclosed location”. @joshgnosis @riskybusiness pic.twitter.com/B6XzTCXtYO

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@joshgnosis @riskybusiness But… but… It’s got to look “underground” and “secret locationey”. Maybe it should be more cyber.

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jdub Maybe the NT election doesn’t deserve the hands.

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jdub DO THE HANDS
DO THE HANDS
pic.twitter.com/GQdim1vvyP

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WikiLeaks’ “scientific journalism” [ha!] is the ethical equivalent of “Kill them all and let God sort them out.” twitter.com/EmperorNorton/…

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@emmaline22 @2ser Sorry, Emma. I was otherwise engaged with a doona.

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I say, somebody seems to have turned Australia’s political news up to 11 today.

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@BaneAu Choose your outlet, Sir, ‘cos pretty much anywhere would want to run with that.

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@munin Sydney has quite a large Vietnamese community, and I know of some good pho places.

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vexmark so dark net
much anonymous
crypto AF pic.twitter.com/49mqBQkHN9

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AngerMonkey “I’ll know if you’ve read your syllabus carefully.”
“How will you know?”
“I’ll know.”
121: 0/12 dinos so far. pic.twitter.com/15BDxnvPcD

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burgotastic I keep getting this promoted tweet and I really want to see this scenario play out pic.twitter.com/PsEqv2mgXQ

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Thu plan, draft: Remove fluff from brain; stop nausea; triage messages; pho; remainder TBA, depending on energy levels.

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Oh look. I feel asleep for four hours. I don’t think I’ve got this “time” thing worked out yet. Oh well, one decade soon…

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dfpiii Facebook game requests sent to your friends are the equivalent of hurling little bags of dog shit at strangers in the street.

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Thursday. The bread is soggy, and tastes of petrol, but They make you eat it anyway. Thursday.

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