RT @reason_on: If 💠you 💠type 💠like 💠this 💠you 💠are 💠a 💠fucking 💠bellend 💠and 💠nobody 💠likes 💠you ðŸ’
Fuck 💠off 💠you 💠insuffe…
Meh.
@incorrect Absolutely.
RevRichardColes And Jehovah sent a flood over the earth, saying “We’re excited to initiate this Resource Reconfiguration and Repurposing Protocol”.
@techoglot Probably not, given that I was never there.
That is to say, you’d provide some kind of context for the person’s comments. And you wouldn’t mistake a robot for a presidential candidate.
Still, there was a time when a vox pop meant asking people their name, age, suburb, and occupation, not copy-pasting their Twitter handles.
Pro Tip: Protests happen on dates at places that have names, and are done by people who say words which can be quoted.
This image has been circulating HOW long before somebody checked it out? Can I laugh now. https://t.co/C2qHOpg2yR
RT @isislovecruft: new cuyama, cali bros be like “maths… we got this” https://t.co/EOhSmmsqGh
Yeah clearly @UniversitiesUK hasn’t been keeping track of Australia’s excellent* work in this field. https://t.co/o6RwB9hdwg
RT @AndyDW_: ‘It was hard so we gave up.’ https://t.co/OeU1jTo97w
A fine episode of @lexiconvalley with @JohnHMcWhorter this week. “Word Sex: How words hook up and make new ones†https://t.co/rvH0tgTuCg
Excellent, this should answer one of the more important questions that I had regarding this submarine data breach. https://t.co/stzT7yiAa7
RT @Gilesyb: There are a lot of comments on my Brexit: apocalypse, no piece. This is the maddest- https://t.co/i5QkAuuAyH https://t.co/Rx6K…
jendudley Just arrived at An Evening with Steve Wozniak and almost everyone is dressed like Steve Jobs.
Timeless tweet. https://t.co/TGEyQqrqMi
JessicaAnyaBlau “I’ll take the pork … wait, no, make that the small child.” Thx @mkzur pic.twitter.com/jlG9n1Pr90
James_Jeffrey @Rob_Stott You’re either coked or coked-not.
TumblrSimulator ni-ni-ni-nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go whippets and sodomy
Damn, and to think I was thinking of a short nap. https://t.co/yPlOyVe6xV
jonNothin What is this job? pic.twitter.com/byUU1qjl1a
Why is there so much pangolin action today?
Disgruntled.
RT @taosecurity: Apparently @uber is a wealth redistribution program whereby VCs subsidize transport. Thanks .01% for the cheap ride! https…
Having pangolin feels.
SAZorak Pangolins are weird, and also great. pic.twitter.com/QveJFEsYLL
RT @rohan_p: @dobes these people https://t.co/7373QxCXUw
No, your kids won’t get into a good college because they’re as dumb as a box of hammers. https://t.co/NvsvX8OQpU
@rgibli It’s a deal.
@rgibli Yes. One with bacon in it.
Fri plan, updated: Due to the aforementioned terrible, I’ll leave the errands until tomorrow. https://t.co/A9FwTAF0NZ
@manindotblack That might just be long enough.
@HumansOfThis Absolutely.
Why is Bob Katter turning into a tortoise? https://t.co/snkfqrWZh8
Or once the warrants are issued.
I will explain why I will be in Melbourne on 17 Nov once the relevant promotional material goes online.
I will be in Melbourne on 17 Nov, and probably a few days thereafter. You have been warned.
This podcast is going downhill so fast it’s causing nosebleeds. https://t.co/VIvYsHp0uV
@FakeDanTosello @VS_ @Asher_Wolf Thanks for that. I’ve been meaning to compile the full set, so this might encourage me to do it.
@jpwarren Ah yes. @twitter considers @TweetDeck to be a professional tool, yet it doesn’t display polls. Well done, everybody.
@jpwarren Do you mean four letters? [Confused.] ’Cos if you do then it’s “arseâ€.
Rectum. https://t.co/UeU6LhcAwg
@VS_ @Asher_Wolf The “discreet activation†concept would seem to work against the concept of “obtaining permissionâ€. IANAL, of course.
@Asher_Wolf @Paul_Karp Accreditations can be poorly administered, but this is basically a back-to-base alarm system. https://t.co/NetJhJI6Yg
@Asher_Wolf I understand that if you dig into what Census workers were told were safety risk indicators you’ll find some terrible profiling.
@Asher_Wolf So the grapevine says, but have we seen that confirmed anywhere? (Doubtless could happen, but I’ve only heard rumours.)
@Asher_Wolf 1. $24/worker. Nothing. 2. Irrelevant. This safety tech didn’t exist last time. 3. Maybe. Is there an “expectation of privacy�
@Asher_Wolf Of more interest, I think, is the apparently minimal training that Census field workers have had.
@Asher_Wolf I did. But so what? Literally anybody could already record you without your knowledge at any time.
You mean, “phones� https://t.co/8NFWHQrs4i
@OaaSvc @VirtualTal Sorry, you’re quite right. My mistake.
Things clearly getting out of hand. https://t.co/6NqSkOadky
“Judge: Lizard, Illuminati beliefs mean terror suspect unfit†https://t.co/CRr3CG9B3R HT @intelwire https://t.co/QAwvpfkHHa
Now this is going to scramble a few brains. https://t.co/ezaUDOYMlw
RT @lindseybieda: This is what computer things look like to normal people https://t.co/oWkoZRZltQ
@VirtualTal No, you’re thinking of thought and speech. And buying a bottle of wine after 10pm.
O M F G . https://t.co/EwUktubaCm
@VirtualTal I think it must be. There ought to be law.
Fri plan, supplemental: I still feel terrible. That’s three days in a row now. Goddam cyber war.
Fri plan: 1115 call Melbourne (very soon); write a brief thing; urgent errands; collapse into existential despair.
@jeffsonstein @DDsD @4corners Exactly. No hakkerihuppari means no hakkeri.
Adrian_Dodd thats how you design an email thats how it is done pic.twitter.com/veHY4Dko3U
“NBN reduces peak funding by AU$2b down to AU$54bâ€, writes @thelaughingsub https://t.co/toQcNzArGo
RT @markhumphries: Father’s Day is approaching. Get him the gift that says “It’s better than nothing”.
https://t.co/TS6PVXNhpm https://t.co…
@mcbridematt @CyberShambles @4corners That said, some people get a bit precious about being asked anything other than their Message.
@mcbridematt @CyberShambles Thanks. I was also contacted by someone who said @4corners asked questions they knew were off limits. Hmmm.
I suspect it’s best not to ask. https://t.co/KjEUHUmMV7
RT @HelenTheShark: Herrings communicate using flatulence… so they’ve got that going for them. https://t.co/B5iUQtJLP1. @ChessieShark htt…
@CyberShambles @4corners I’m not across what happened at Defcon, but the program page (which I’m sure you read) indicates they were there.
Hey @dobes have you thought about working from home?
Also if that woman is watching a video while slicing tomatoes then she’s going to lose a finger. https://t.co/j7uOGt2YnC
@dobes @OaaSvc @4corners I have an open mind on this, but it’s tough for generalist reporters to get their head around BS-laden issues.
Remember, folks, “wdgdv†is pretty damn cyb#veryverycyberypic.twitter.com/cvbiS6w0dAw0dA
So @4corners is doing Cyber War on Monday. https://t.co/XmC0FWdSDq #cyber #verycyber #morecyberthanyoucanimagine
@R_Chirgwin If there were the photos, maybe, but I suspect it’d get a bit samey.
I like the idea of Bananaby wandering through life sniffing everything before making a decision. https://t.co/6Q30MqD45s
RT @benpobjie: Still waiting for results from the pub https://t.co/JD8N4FemrR
“Eirinn’s Butt Creme” deserves more than just a couple hundred views, I reckon. https://t.co/ZLZffNIp86
lukekarmali This is literally the best thing I’ve ever seen happen on Twitter pic.twitter.com/QZAiFNT6UG
Fri plan, draft: Struggle into functionality; 1115 call Melbourne; write a brief thing; urgent errands; collapse into existential despair.
It looked a bit different in the Max Headroom movie… https://t.co/nWhSzkKoYW
So this was a BoJack Horseman episode… https://t.co/q9Vdx4ZBpO
Sergeant Streisand! Thank you, @davpope! https://t.co/pJ7j3nL7gh
@dobes Ah. I didn’t know it had the W in it as well. This changes everything. Or did I know about the W and just forget. Hard to say.
Well, @dobes, I’m hoping it’s the word starting with C (which I knew was happening) and not the word starting with B (which I fear).
I am indeed shocked to be so shockingly shocked by this shocking revelation shock. https://t.co/2GJaxgkLIs
Friday. Legs. So many legs. Do They really need that many legs? Friday.