Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 26th, 2016

reason_on If 👏 you 👏 type 👏 like 👏 this 👏 you 👏 are 👏 a 👏 fucking 👏 bellend 👏 and 👏 nobody 👏 likes 👏 you 👏

Fuck 👏 off 👏 you 👏 insufferable 👏 cunts!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:39 PM, Aug 26th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

RevRichardColes And Jehovah sent a flood over the earth, saying “We’re excited to initiate this Resource Reconfiguration and Repurposing Protocol”.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:31 PM, Aug 26th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

@techoglot Probably not, given that I was never there.

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That is to say, you’d provide some kind of context for the person’s comments. And you wouldn’t mistake a robot for a presidential candidate.

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Still, there was a time when a vox pop meant asking people their name, age, suburb, and occupation, not copy-pasting their Twitter handles.

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Pro Tip: Protests happen on dates at places that have names, and are done by people who say words which can be quoted.

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This image has been circulating HOW long before somebody checked it out? Can I laugh now. twitter.com/Independent/st…

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isislovecruft new cuyama, cali bros be like “maths… we got thispic.twitter.com/EOhSmmsqGhGh

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:00 PM, Aug 26th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Yeah clearly @UniversitiesUK hasn’t been keeping track of Australia’s excellent* work in this field. twitter.com/ProfMESmith/st…

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AndyDW_ ‘It was hard so we gave up.’ twitter.com/channeltennews…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:15 PM, Aug 26th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

A fine episode of @lexiconvalley with @JohnHMcWhorter this week. “Word Sex: How words hook up and make new ones” slate.com/articles/podca…

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Excellent, this should answer one of the more important questions that I had regarding this submarine data breach. twitter.com/camstewarttheo…

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Gilesyb There are a lot of comments on my Brexit: apocalypse, no piece. This is the maddest- ft.com/cms/s/3/11d77e… pic.twitter.com/Rx6KoE70Ce

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:10 PM, Aug 26th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

jendudley Just arrived at An Evening with Steve Wozniak and almost everyone is dressed like Steve Jobs.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:37 PM, Aug 26th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

JessicaAnyaBlau “I’ll take the pork … wait, no, make that the small child.” Thx @mkzur pic.twitter.com/jlG9n1Pr90

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James_Jeffrey @Rob_Stott You’re either coked or coked-not.

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TumblrSimulator ni-ni-ni-nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go whippets and sodomy

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Damn, and to think I was thinking of a short nap. twitter.com/parisbcowan/st…

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jonNothin What is this job? pic.twitter.com/byUU1qjl1a

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Why is there so much pangolin action today?

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taosecurity Apparently @Uber is a wealth redistribution program whereby VCs subsidize transport. Thanks .01% for the cheap ride! bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:46 PM, Aug 26th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

Having pangolin feels.

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SAZorak Pangolins are weird, and also great. pic.twitter.com/QveJFEsYLL

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:36 PM, Aug 26th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

rohan_p @dobes these people pic.twitter.com/7373QxCXUw

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:29 PM, Aug 26th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

No, your kids won’t get into a good college because they’re as dumb as a box of hammers. twitter.com/jason_a_w/stat…

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Fri plan, updated: Due to the aforementioned terrible, I’ll leave the errands until tomorrow. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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juhasaarinen Ann Coulter: Donald Trump Wasn’t Mocking Reporter’s Disability; He Was Imitating a ‘Standard Retard’ theslot.jezebel.com/ann-coulter-do…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:25 PM, Aug 26th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

Why is Bob Katter turning into a tortoise? twitter.com/s_bridges/stat…

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Or once the warrants are issued.

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I will explain why I will be in Melbourne on 17 Nov once the relevant promotional material goes online.

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I will be in Melbourne on 17 Nov, and probably a few days thereafter. You have been warned.

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This podcast is going downhill so fast it’s causing nosebleeds. twitter.com/HumansOfThis/s…

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@FakeDanTosello @VS_ @Asher_Wolf Thanks for that. I’ve been meaning to compile the full set, so this might encourage me to do it.

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@jpwarren @twitter @TweetDeck Well,at least not in the main columns.

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@jpwarren Ah yes. @twitter considers @TweetDeck to be a professional tool, yet it doesn’t display polls. Well done, everybody.

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@jpwarren Do you mean four letters? [Confused.] ‘Cos if you do then it’s “arse”.

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@VS_ @Asher_Wolf The “discreet activation” concept would seem to work against the concept of “obtaining permission”. IANAL, of course.

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@Asher_Wolf @Paul_Karp Accreditations can be poorly administered, but this is basically a back-to-base alarm system. safetcard.com.au/about-us/accre…

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@Asher_Wolf I understand that if you dig into what Census workers were told were safety risk indicators you’ll find some terrible profiling.

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@Asher_Wolf So the grapevine says, but have we seen that confirmed anywhere? (Doubtless could happen, but I’ve only heard rumours.)

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@Asher_Wolf 1. $24/worker. Nothing. 2. Irrelevant. This safety tech didn’t exist last time. 3. Maybe. Is there an “expectation of privacy”?

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@Asher_Wolf Of more interest, I think, is the apparently minimal training that Census field workers have had.

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@Asher_Wolf I did. But so what? Literally anybody could already record you without your knowledge at any time.

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@OaaSvc @VirtualTal Sorry, you’re quite right. My mistake.

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Things clearly getting out of hand. twitter.com/marnicordell/s…

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“Judge: Lizard, Illuminati beliefs mean terror suspect unfit” bigstory.ap.org/article/cbf4d0… HT @intelwire pic.twitter.com/QAwvpfkHHa

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Now this is going to scramble a few brains. twitter.com/phbarratt/stat…

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lindseybieda This is what computer things look like to normal people twitter.com/shen/status/76…

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@VirtualTal No, you’re thinking of thought and speech. And buying a bottle of wine after 10pm.

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@VirtualTal I think it must be. There ought to be law.

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Fri plan, supplemental: I still feel terrible. That’s three days in a row now. Goddam cyber war.

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Fri plan: 1115 call Melbourne (very soon); write a brief thing; urgent errands; collapse into existential despair.

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@jeffsonstein @DDsD @4corners Exactly. No hakkerihuppari means no hakkeri.

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Adrian_Dodd thats how you design an email thats how it is done pic.twitter.com/veHY4Dko3U

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“NBN reduces peak funding by AU$2b down to AU$54b”, writes @thelaughingsub zdnet.com/article/nbn-re…

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markhumphries Father’s Day is approaching. Get him the gift that says “It’s better than nothing”.
subscribe.chaser.com.au/products/the-c… pic.twitter.com/PogIF4Cm3S

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:50 AM, Aug 26th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

@mcbridematt @CyberShambles @4corners That said, some people get a bit precious about being asked anything other than their Message.

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@mcbridematt @CyberShambles Thanks. I was also contacted by someone who said @4corners asked questions they knew were off limits. Hmmm.

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I suspect it’s best not to ask. twitter.com/parisbcowan/st…

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HelenTheShark Herrings communicate using flatulence… so they’ve got that going for them. m.huffpost.com/us/entry/10226…. @ChessieShark pic.twitter.com/IBWuv31iYa

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@CyberShambles @4corners I’m not across what happened at Defcon, but the program page (which I’m sure you read) indicates they were there.

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Hey @dobes have you thought about working from home?

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Also if that woman is watching a video while slicing tomatoes then she’s going to lose a finger. twitter.com/dobes/status/7…

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@dobes @OaaSvc @4corners I have an open mind on this, but it’s tough for generalist reporters to get their head around BS-laden issues.

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@R_Chirgwin If there were the photos, maybe, but I suspect it’d get a bit samey.

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I like the idea of Bananaby wandering through life sniffing everything before making a decision. twitter.com/benpobjie/stat…

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benpobjie Still waiting for results from the pub twitter.com/smh/status/768…

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@garthk @dobes That’s the scene, yes, though line is a little different.

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“Eirinn’s Butt Creme” deserves more than just a couple hundred views, I reckon. youtube.com/watch?v=jPIx5w…

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lukekarmali This is literally the best thing I’ve ever seen happen on Twitter pic.twitter.com/QZAiFNT6UG

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:54 AM, Aug 26th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Fri plan, draft: Struggle into functionality; 1115 call Melbourne; write a brief thing; urgent errands; collapse into existential despair.

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It looked a bit different in the Max Headroom movie… twitter.com/dobes/status/7…

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So this was a BoJack Horseman episode… twitter.com/Hayley_Gleeson…

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@dobes Ah. I didn’t know it had the W in it as well. This changes everything. Or did I know about the W and just forget. Hard to say.

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Well, @dobes, I’m hoping it’s the word starting with C (which I knew was happening) and not the word starting with B (which I fear).

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I am indeed shocked to be so shockingly shocked by this shocking revelation shock. twitter.com/jeamland/statu…

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Friday. Legs. So many legs. Do They really need that many legs? Friday.

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