Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 26th, 2016

RT @reason_on: If 💏 you 💏 type 💏 like 💏 this 💏 you 💏 are 💏 a 💏 fucking 💏 bellend 💏 and 💏 nobody 💏 likes 💏 you 💏

Fuck 💏 off 💏 you 💏 insuffe…

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RevRichardColes And Jehovah sent a flood over the earth, saying “We’re excited to initiate this Resource Reconfiguration and Repurposing Protocol”.

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@techoglot Probably not, given that I was never there.

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That is to say, you’d provide some kind of context for the person’s comments. And you wouldn’t mistake a robot for a presidential candidate.

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Still, there was a time when a vox pop meant asking people their name, age, suburb, and occupation, not copy-pasting their Twitter handles.

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Pro Tip: Protests happen on dates at places that have names, and are done by people who say words which can be quoted.

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This image has been circulating HOW long before somebody checked it out? Can I laugh now. https://t.co/C2qHOpg2yR

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RT @isislovecruft: new cuyama, cali bros be like “maths… we got this” https://t.co/EOhSmmsqGh

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Yeah clearly @UniversitiesUK hasn’t been keeping track of Australia’s excellent* work in this field. https://t.co/o6RwB9hdwg

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RT @AndyDW_: ‘It was hard so we gave up.’ https://t.co/OeU1jTo97w

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A fine episode of @lexiconvalley with @JohnHMcWhorter this week. “Word Sex: How words hook up and make new ones” https://t.co/rvH0tgTuCg

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Excellent, this should answer one of the more important questions that I had regarding this submarine data breach. https://t.co/stzT7yiAa7

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RT @Gilesyb: There are a lot of comments on my Brexit: apocalypse, no piece. This is the maddest- https://t.co/i5QkAuuAyH https://t.co/Rx6K…

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jendudley Just arrived at An Evening with Steve Wozniak and almost everyone is dressed like Steve Jobs.

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JessicaAnyaBlau “I’ll take the pork … wait, no, make that the small child.” Thx @mkzur pic.twitter.com/jlG9n1Pr90

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James_Jeffrey @Rob_Stott You’re either coked or coked-not.

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TumblrSimulator ni-ni-ni-nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go whippets and sodomy

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Damn, and to think I was thinking of a short nap. https://t.co/yPlOyVe6xV

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jonNothin What is this job? pic.twitter.com/byUU1qjl1a

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Why is there so much pangolin action today?

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RT @taosecurity: Apparently @uber is a wealth redistribution program whereby VCs subsidize transport. Thanks .01% for the cheap ride! https…

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Having pangolin feels.

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SAZorak Pangolins are weird, and also great. pic.twitter.com/QveJFEsYLL

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No, your kids won’t get into a good college because they’re as dumb as a box of hammers. https://t.co/NvsvX8OQpU

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Fri plan, updated: Due to the aforementioned terrible, I’ll leave the errands until tomorrow. https://t.co/A9FwTAF0NZ

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Why is Bob Katter turning into a tortoise? https://t.co/snkfqrWZh8

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Or once the warrants are issued.

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I will explain why I will be in Melbourne on 17 Nov once the relevant promotional material goes online.

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I will be in Melbourne on 17 Nov, and probably a few days thereafter. You have been warned.

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This podcast is going downhill so fast it’s causing nosebleeds. https://t.co/VIvYsHp0uV

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@FakeDanTosello @VS_ @Asher_Wolf Thanks for that. I’ve been meaning to compile the full set, so this might encourage me to do it.

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@jpwarren @twitter @TweetDeck Well,at least not in the main columns.

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@jpwarren Ah yes. @twitter considers @TweetDeck to be a professional tool, yet it doesn’t display polls. Well done, everybody.

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@jpwarren Do you mean four letters? [Confused.] ’Cos if you do then it’s “arse”.

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@VS_ @Asher_Wolf The “discreet activation” concept would seem to work against the concept of “obtaining permission”. IANAL, of course.

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@Asher_Wolf @Paul_Karp Accreditations can be poorly administered, but this is basically a back-to-base alarm system. https://t.co/NetJhJI6Yg

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@Asher_Wolf I understand that if you dig into what Census workers were told were safety risk indicators you’ll find some terrible profiling.

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@Asher_Wolf So the grapevine says, but have we seen that confirmed anywhere? (Doubtless could happen, but I’ve only heard rumours.)

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@Asher_Wolf 1. $24/worker. Nothing. 2. Irrelevant. This safety tech didn’t exist last time. 3. Maybe. Is there an “expectation of privacy”?

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@Asher_Wolf Of more interest, I think, is the apparently minimal training that Census field workers have had.

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@Asher_Wolf I did. But so what? Literally anybody could already record you without your knowledge at any time.

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You mean, “phones”? https://t.co/8NFWHQrs4i

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@OaaSvc @VirtualTal Sorry, you’re quite right. My mistake.

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Things clearly getting out of hand. https://t.co/6NqSkOadky

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“Judge: Lizard, Illuminati beliefs mean terror suspect unfit” https://t.co/CRr3CG9B3R HT @intelwire https://t.co/QAwvpfkHHa

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Now this is going to scramble a few brains. https://t.co/ezaUDOYMlw

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RT @lindseybieda: This is what computer things look like to normal people https://t.co/oWkoZRZltQ

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@VirtualTal No, you’re thinking of thought and speech. And buying a bottle of wine after 10pm.

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@VirtualTal I think it must be. There ought to be law.

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Fri plan, supplemental: I still feel terrible. That’s three days in a row now. Goddam cyber war.

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Fri plan: 1115 call Melbourne (very soon); write a brief thing; urgent errands; collapse into existential despair.

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@jeffsonstein @DDsD @4corners Exactly. No hakkerihuppari means no hakkeri.

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Adrian_Dodd thats how you design an email thats how it is done pic.twitter.com/veHY4Dko3U

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“NBN reduces peak funding by AU$2b down to AU$54b”, writes @thelaughingsub https://t.co/toQcNzArGo

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RT @markhumphries: Father’s Day is approaching. Get him the gift that says “It’s better than nothing”.
https://t.co/TS6PVXNhpm https://t.co…

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@mcbridematt @CyberShambles @4corners That said, some people get a bit precious about being asked anything other than their Message.

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@mcbridematt @CyberShambles Thanks. I was also contacted by someone who said @4corners asked questions they knew were off limits. Hmmm.

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I suspect it’s best not to ask. https://t.co/KjEUHUmMV7

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RT @HelenTheShark: Herrings communicate using flatulence… so they’ve got that going for them. https://t.co/B5iUQtJLP1. @ChessieShark htt…

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@CyberShambles @4corners I’m not across what happened at Defcon, but the program page (which I’m sure you read) indicates they were there.

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Hey @dobes have you thought about working from home?

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Also if that woman is watching a video while slicing tomatoes then she’s going to lose a finger. https://t.co/j7uOGt2YnC

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@dobes @OaaSvc @4corners I have an open mind on this, but it’s tough for generalist reporters to get their head around BS-laden issues.

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Remember, folks, “wdgdv” is pretty damn cybypic.twitter.com/cvbiS6w0dAw0dA

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@R_Chirgwin If there were the photos, maybe, but I suspect it’d get a bit samey.

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I like the idea of Bananaby wandering through life sniffing everything before making a decision. https://t.co/6Q30MqD45s

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RT @benpobjie: Still waiting for results from the pub https://t.co/JD8N4FemrR

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@garthk @dobes That’s the scene, yes, though line is a little different.

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“Eirinn’s Butt Creme” deserves more than just a couple hundred views, I reckon. https://t.co/ZLZffNIp86

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lukekarmali This is literally the best thing I’ve ever seen happen on Twitter pic.twitter.com/QZAiFNT6UG

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Fri plan, draft: Struggle into functionality; 1115 call Melbourne; write a brief thing; urgent errands; collapse into existential despair.

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It looked a bit different in the Max Headroom movie… https://t.co/nWhSzkKoYW

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So this was a BoJack Horseman episode… https://t.co/q9Vdx4ZBpO

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@dobes Ah. I didn’t know it had the W in it as well. This changes everything. Or did I know about the W and just forget. Hard to say.

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Well, @dobes, I’m hoping it’s the word starting with C (which I knew was happening) and not the word starting with B (which I fear).

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I am indeed shocked to be so shockingly shocked by this shocking revelation shock. https://t.co/2GJaxgkLIs

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Friday. Legs. So many legs. Do They really need that many legs? Friday.

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