That’s all for me today.
PIG!
RT @ProfMESmith: Well THAT certainly didn’t go as planned… https://t.co/E0ybrZT78f
I’m listening… https://t.co/cp4xaDAg0W
I am always tasteful. https://t.co/ZcMPBGb3kb
RT @buckleup: Hang on. Slow down, Poindexter. https://t.co/2pddJ0uibU
Yeah I can see where this is going.
johnb78 @stilgherrian I’m Britain and so’s my wife.
mpesce @stilgherrian WELEASE BWITAIN!
Just to be clear, Britain and Brian are different things.
Seems a cost-ineffective way of going about it. https://t.co/oVrOe8UE9Y
Does anyone actually care about Britain?
@lewellyn This I know. I’m not after fun here, just a little lass pain for the next few weeks.
@twiddlekins I have none of this thing.
@AndrewChangOz Nope. Here’s an earlier thread. https://t.co/NqjRRoNecU
@AndrewChangOz No, you’re on the wrong track there.
@jplonie Haven’t we all.
I’ve basically cancelled the next couple of days so I can spend them scoffing codeine and anti-inflammatories. Like a grown-up.
@IntelligenAR I always enjoyed talking with him. Or rather, listening to him talking at me.
This looks like level 3 of ABC Ultimo. I reckon level 3 would be idea for dropping a couple hand grenades. https://t.co/DwVymPn8tF
@garystark Oh God, that’s right.
Can you imagine me in a conversation with Barry Jones? Because it actually happened and… someone should’ve thrown cold water on us.
Oh, and here’s a little Barry Jones on “BP Pick A Box” (1963) https://t.co/OnF0bZLlol
Hmmm. Barry is already champion at the start of episode 3. WHERE IS THE PREVIOUS EPISODE.
Oh wait. Here’s Barry Jones on eps 3 nd 4, and 5 and 6. https://t.co/DfzrhO8Ya1 https://t.co/ZbnXbjyLJf
So here’s Barry Jones on “Sale of the Century†episodes 7 and 8 in 1984. https://t.co/MMgkwbvuB2
@mattdasilva Nah, I’m just a bit of a fan o@shanghaiistst’s vital reporting.
shanghaiist Two Ferraris crash while trying to avoid puppy in street, rack up 2 million yuan in damages shst.me/dyx pic.twitter.com/aQeiffu5C8
@DDsD That’s easy, ’cos I don’t drive.
@DDsD Yep, bracketed as (paracetamol + codeine 30mg) and (ibuprofen). The medico and pharmacist both said to ramp it up.
TalkingPicsABC Plane sailing- David Pope @davpope from the @canberratimes pic.twitter.com/3KcmiOB9XT
@DDsD @4corners @crikey_news Dammit I forgot to count. I ended up paying more attention to the Twitter comments.
So today I reflected on @4corners’ “Cyber War†episode at @crikey_news https://t.co/CMtCxgtLeU [$]
prestontowers Welcome to the 45th Parliament, everyone. pic.twitter.com/PBLc4zzZka
@BrigadierSlog Noooooooo
Following all* medical advice. pic.twitter.com/dJNacjVcco
@TrainLinkWest There’s an irony in the guard’s announcements on W562 being completely inaudible due to aircon roar in quiet car 8098. :)
#purpletrain, briefly.
@hicksfilosopher Fall down go boom.
@franksting Nah that’s the Carrington Hotel.
@hicksfilosopher Scroll back for details.
@munin Yep, Katoomba is a lovely town of about 25,000 people from memory. It’s the main tourist town for the Blue Mountains.
Approaching the metropolis. pic.twitter.com/EbDR42KXOb
It being the Blue Mountains, there’s quite a bit of up and down stuff. pic.twitter.com/YJs38vEP8H
The hospital is about 2km from the centre of town. pic.twitter.com/uCV9LJXrAB
Roof with satellite dish, Great Western Highway, Katoomba. pic.twitter.com/xC4apM6d3w
@cheshireb Yeah I was hoping it’d be quicker but Doctor Say No.
Country hospitals have a completely different vibe to the big city hospitals.
Also, ouch.
So it’s goodbye hospital, and a nice sunny stroll into K-town to buy opiates. pic.twitter.com/AfLrgl1cuU
OK. No rib fracturing, no kidney damage. It’s MOAR CODEINE and anti-inflammatories, and it’ll sort itself out in (gulp) two to four weeks.
Very low-level cross-dressing indeed, this, but yes a good cause. https://t.co/wQXYZhtuaH
WAITING PATIENTLY.
@scottamcintyre No sign of ribbing.
@MariellaAttard1 This is appalling.
The medical examination gloves come in “Maverick” and “Ridley” and now I want to know the difference. pic.twitter.com/MBtiR6uWiY
RT @someofmybest: what a chill, normal way to parent your child https://t.co/KYoUW7020D
@max_au Thanks. I doubt there’s any kidney damage. It’s really just a matter of checking those ribs. Stand by.
@MariellaAttard1 Yes, I think Iris would be equally concerned by this happenstance.
I have been X-rayed, and am patiently awaiting the interpretation thereof, and the results of the urine analysis.
Sometimes the fault is not in the stars, but in ourselves. https://t.co/V9360dkzL5
Would you like a photo of my urine sample?
In further news, I’ve submitted a urine sample (to check for kidney damage) and will soon have the X-rays. For some value of “soon”.
Hmmm. While I appreciate the fact that I’m now in a consulting rooms, there aren’t any magazines to tweet.
As rants go that’s not all that ranty, Iris.
It must be Sunday. pic.twitter.com/KzK1oG84dq
Good for you, mate. pic.twitter.com/7rrgsGUrou
Top-shelf manspreading here. https://t.co/EhFaSktHyN
RT @DDsD: Chemtrails is in quotes. This is all part of the govt conspiracy to control us with punctuation! https://t.co/uqfqG6gq3o
What a stupid question. pic.twitter.com/7OvGXKyaqe
corbett For whatever reason there are about 50 copies of this book on the South Pole Station pic.twitter.com/hKE6xIWbcP
RT @saladinahmed: aliens finding us in 2016 is like having your crush ring the doorbell when you’re sick as hell and taking a bad dump http…
Correct. https://t.co/IMrJviXcYb
I have been triaged. Quite efficiently. Mind you, we all knew what the procedure will be.
The taxi driver was about to knock off, so instead of going to the station he drove me all the way to the hospital in Katoomba. #villagelife
@darrenpauli @bunjaree I reckon ewe are righting reel good.
The almond tree at @bunjaree is already starting to bud. pic.twitter.com/NhYR3luQAQ
Me: Taxi at @bunjaree thanks.
Operator: Where have you been? I thought you must’ve disappeared.
#villagelife
RT @dobes: Join the dots folks. https://t.co/sBmSZIBsx6
I recall @macgibbon making kinda the same point on @4corners in 2013. https://t.co/AZFjlguG9z
“The Australian government needs to be more open about the cyber threat from Chinaâ€, writes @GregDAustin https://t.co/H49pKASiyx
RT @franksting: The gummint got at them #wakeupsheeple https://t.co/DLueGqI6aJ
rohan_p Download a hardcopy. Technology is amazing. pic.twitter.com/9hB3c52O4x
MplsCommunityEd All “Chemtrails” classes listed in our fall enrichment brochure have been canceled.
@voltagex I don’t think Jackass covered coffee tables. Not even vicious coffee tables.
@BrigadierSlog @giddeygirl Thank you. And yes, the scenario kind of explains itself.
@DaliiDally Heh. I’m in too much pain to understand humour today. I am such a spoil-sport.
@posty Yep, and @macgibbon was also at eBay, and before that founded the AFP High-Tech Crime Centre. Be nice, ’cos he also knows me. ;)
@DaliiDally Thanks. I’ve managed codeine responsibly for chronic neck and back pain for years, so I should be right.
@johnb78 Thanks. I’ll be tweeting updates from the hospital. I’m fairly sure it’s “just†deep tissue damage.
@giddeygirl Coffee table.
Right. Time for a shower and shave, and then the hospital for X-rays. I’m hoping for no to a cracked rib but yes to stronger opiates.
@thegrugq_ebooks @drzax @RightToKnowAu There will always be more terrorists, but they may not always come from the same places.
@thegrugq_ebooks @drzax @RightToKnowAu You were making more sense yesterday.
@dobes But it could be even worse than getting hacked. I might end up at LinkedIn.
I receive a LinkedIn request from a hacker / pentester with the message “HAHA LINKEDINâ€. Like I’m going to click on any links in that email.
@cmlh @Steve_Lockstep Funnily enough I mention the once every 3 or 4 years thing in the story I just filed.
@PNM_79 @smartbrain @StatCan_eng Here it’s mandatory or $180/day fine, but that’s not the problem. It fell over. https://t.co/HsvWJlK6h9
drzax Tax Office imposes blanket ban on FOI requests via @RightToKnowAu ab.co/2bxJmBr
thegrugq_ebooks This taxi has a customer demo and a bachelor party right after.
Story filed for @crikey_news. It contains so many cybers you’ll get a nosebleed.
DHSgov This is the United States of America. Taking in refugees at times of crisis is the right thing to do. #RefugeesWelcome
@fuknbollocks That depends what you want out of it. Some tech-savvy folks seem to have wanted a technical update. I wasn’t for them.
@twiddlekins @MarkDiStef @marcfennell @allisonr I must admit, I love me some top-shelf narcissistic bullshit.
@jonoabroad I’m still pretty sure it’s just deep soft-tissue damage, but hey I’ve got time to get some X-rays today so I might as well.
RT @MarkDiStef: Stop looking… we have found the biggest social media wanker in australia https://t.co/PMTPUL2XY2 via @marcfennell https://…
RT @TheOnion: Pilot Tells Passengers He’s About To Try Something https://t.co/5NjV2Leppy https://t.co/tAxrs51vq1
Tue plan: 0800 interview (now); review @4corners “Cyber War†@crikey_newsnews; Katoomba for X-rays and maybe errands; remainder TBA.
@trentyarwood @R_Chirgwin @NewtonMark @paulkidd I meant Q&A when @samdastyari surprised Ms Hanson with The Big Reveal* #secretmuslim ;)
@trentyarwood @R_Chirgwin @NewtonMark @paulkidd Look @samdastyari has been on TV with Pauline Hanson. He can cope with anything now.
I’ve just noticed that the almond tree is already budding a@bunjareeee. I’ll grab a photo lat#springissprungrung
@trentyarwood @samdastyari @paulkidd @NewtonMark Same.
Yeah replacing journalists with engineers may not be the path to the best news choices. Then again… https://t.co/K38wuIF4Fe
Apparently this is a thing. https://t.co/lWMRrPirWm
Yes, @firsthippy @Christo45046444 @cfsmtbation. “The Code†series 2 starts Thursday. https://t.co/ZKmyo8KXez
Didn’@samdastyariri declare the on the other day? It seemed very on to me@trentyarwoodo@paulkidddd
RT @trentyarwood: The monkey has called the “on”
https://t.co/qX2k1HWQ4Y
@R_Chirgwin I will reflect upon that more after my 0800 chat, but I’m starting to feel it tried to do too much all at once#toomanycybersrs
If you didn’t see @4corners’ “Cyber War†episode, it’s at https://t.co/3cAW27EdLg or on @abciview #4Corners
Further plans may be found in my most recent Weekly Wrap, though they’re likely to change suddenly. https://t.co/P4fKYgstWJ
Tue plan, draft: 0800 interview; review @4corners “Cyber War†@crikey_newsnews; Katoomba for X-rays and errands; remainder TBA.
@R_Chirgwin Oh right then. That’s a good effort in just one week. Also, a disturbing mental image.
It’s a lovely crisp morning here a@bunjareeee. Temperature 5.5C, apparent 1.6Cpic.twitter.com/MMpPGxinVMVM
howardtayler Don’t ask if Rice Krispies treats were invented on St Crispin’s day. Ask if anyone can really prove that they weren’t.
Tuesday. Are you sure you’ve got the hang of this? Tuesday.