Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 30th, 2016

That’s all for me today.

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RT @ProfMESmith: Well THAT certainly didn’t go as planned… https://t.co/E0ybrZT78f

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RT @buckleup: Hang on. Slow down, Poindexter. https://t.co/2pddJ0uibU

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Yeah I can see where this is going.

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johnb78 @stilgherrian I’m Britain and so’s my wife.

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mpesce @stilgherrian WELEASE BWITAIN!

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Just to be clear, Britain and Brian are different things.

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Seems a cost-ineffective way of going about it. https://t.co/oVrOe8UE9Y

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Does anyone actually care about Britain?

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@lewellyn This I know. I’m not after fun here, just a little lass pain for the next few weeks.

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@AndrewChangOz Nope. Here’s an earlier thread. https://t.co/NqjRRoNecU

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@AndrewChangOz No, you’re on the wrong track there.

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I’ve basically cancelled the next couple of days so I can spend them scoffing codeine and anti-inflammatories. Like a grown-up.

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@IntelligenAR I always enjoyed talking with him. Or rather, listening to him talking at me.

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This looks like level 3 of ABC Ultimo. I reckon level 3 would be idea for dropping a couple hand grenades. https://t.co/DwVymPn8tF

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Can you imagine me in a conversation with Barry Jones? Because it actually happened and… someone should’ve thrown cold water on us.

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Oh, and here’s a little Barry Jones on “BP Pick A Box” (1963) https://t.co/OnF0bZLlol

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Hmmm. Barry is already champion at the start of episode 3. WHERE IS THE PREVIOUS EPISODE.

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Oh wait. Here’s Barry Jones on eps 3 nd 4, and 5 and 6. https://t.co/DfzrhO8Ya1 https://t.co/ZbnXbjyLJf

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So here’s Barry Jones on “Sale of the Century” episodes 7 and 8 in 1984. https://t.co/MMgkwbvuB2

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@mattdasilva Nah, I’m just a bit of a fan o@shanghaiistst’s vital reporting.

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shanghaiist Two Ferraris crash while trying to avoid puppy in street, rack up 2 million yuan in damages shst.me/dyx pic.twitter.com/aQeiffu5C8

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@DDsD That’s easy, ’cos I don’t drive.

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@DDsD Yep, bracketed as (paracetamol + codeine 30mg) and (ibuprofen). The medico and pharmacist both said to ramp it up.

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TalkingPicsABC Plane sailing- David Pope @davpope from the @canberratimes pic.twitter.com/3KcmiOB9XT

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@DDsD @4corners @crikey_news Dammit I forgot to count. I ended up paying more attention to the Twitter comments.

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So today I reflected on @4corners’ “Cyber War” episode at @crikey_news https://t.co/CMtCxgtLeU [$]

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prestontowers Welcome to the 45th Parliament, everyone. pic.twitter.com/PBLc4zzZka

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@TrainLinkWest There’s an irony in the guard’s announcements on W562 being completely inaudible due to aircon roar in quiet car 8098. :)

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@munin Yep, Katoomba is a lovely town of about 25,000 people from memory. It’s the main tourist town for the Blue Mountains.

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It being the Blue Mountains, there’s quite a bit of up and down stuff. pic.twitter.com/YJs38vEP8H

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The hospital is about 2km from the centre of town. pic.twitter.com/uCV9LJXrAB

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Roof with satellite dish, Great Western Highway, Katoomba. pic.twitter.com/xC4apM6d3w

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@cheshireb Yeah I was hoping it’d be quicker but Doctor Say No.

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Country hospitals have a completely different vibe to the big city hospitals.

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So it’s goodbye hospital, and a nice sunny stroll into K-town to buy opiates. pic.twitter.com/AfLrgl1cuU

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OK. No rib fracturing, no kidney damage. It’s MOAR CODEINE and anti-inflammatories, and it’ll sort itself out in (gulp) two to four weeks.

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Very low-level cross-dressing indeed, this, but yes a good cause. https://t.co/wQXYZhtuaH

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The medical examination gloves come in “Maverick” and “Ridley” and now I want to know the difference. pic.twitter.com/MBtiR6uWiY

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RT @someofmybest: what a chill, normal way to parent your child https://t.co/KYoUW7020D

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@max_au Thanks. I doubt there’s any kidney damage. It’s really just a matter of checking those ribs. Stand by.

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@MariellaAttard1 Yes, I think Iris would be equally concerned by this happenstance.

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I have been X-rayed, and am patiently awaiting the interpretation thereof, and the results of the urine analysis.

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Sometimes the fault is not in the stars, but in ourselves. https://t.co/V9360dkzL5

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Would you like a photo of my urine sample?

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In further news, I’ve submitted a urine sample (to check for kidney damage) and will soon have the X-rays. For some value of “soon”.

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Hmmm. While I appreciate the fact that I’m now in a consulting rooms, there aren’t any magazines to tweet.

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As rants go that’s not all that ranty, Iris.

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RT @DDsD: Chemtrails is in quotes. This is all part of the govt conspiracy to control us with punctuation! https://t.co/uqfqG6gq3o

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corbett For whatever reason there are about 50 copies of this book on the South Pole Station pic.twitter.com/hKE6xIWbcP

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RT @saladinahmed: aliens finding us in 2016 is like having your crush ring the doorbell when you’re sick as hell and taking a bad dump http…

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I have been triaged. Quite efficiently. Mind you, we all knew what the procedure will be.

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The taxi driver was about to knock off, so instead of going to the station he drove me all the way to the hospital in Katoomba.

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The almond tree at @bunjaree is already starting to bud. pic.twitter.com/NhYR3luQAQ

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Me: Taxi at @bunjaree thanks.
Operator: Where have you been? I thought you must’ve disappeared.

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I recall @macgibbon making kinda the same point on @4corners in 2013. https://t.co/AZFjlguG9z

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“The Australian government needs to be more open about the cyber threat from China”, writes @GregDAustin https://t.co/H49pKASiyx

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rohan_p Download a hardcopy. Technology is amazing. pic.twitter.com/9hB3c52O4x

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MplsCommunityEd All “Chemtrails” classes listed in our fall enrichment brochure have been canceled.

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@voltagex I don’t think Jackass covered coffee tables. Not even vicious coffee tables.

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@BrigadierSlog @giddeygirl Thank you. And yes, the scenario kind of explains itself.

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@DaliiDally Heh. I’m in too much pain to understand humour today. I am such a spoil-sport.

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@posty Yep, and @macgibbon was also at eBay, and before that founded the AFP High-Tech Crime Centre. Be nice, ’cos he also knows me. ;)

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@DaliiDally Thanks. I’ve managed codeine responsibly for chronic neck and back pain for years, so I should be right.

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@johnb78 Thanks. I’ll be tweeting updates from the hospital. I’m fairly sure it’s “just” deep tissue damage.

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Right. Time for a shower and shave, and then the hospital for X-rays. I’m hoping for no to a cracked rib but yes to stronger opiates.

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@thegrugq_ebooks @drzax @RightToKnowAu There will always be more terrorists, but they may not always come from the same places.

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@dobes But it could be even worse than getting hacked. I might end up at LinkedIn.

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I receive a LinkedIn request from a hacker / pentester with the message “HAHA LINKEDIN”. Like I’m going to click on any links in that email.

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@cmlh @Steve_Lockstep Funnily enough I mention the once every 3 or 4 years thing in the story I just filed.

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@PNM_79 @smartbrain @StatCan_eng Here it’s mandatory or $180/day fine, but that’s not the problem. It fell over. https://t.co/HsvWJlK6h9

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drzax Tax Office imposes blanket ban on FOI requests via @RightToKnowAu ab.co/2bxJmBr

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thegrugq_ebooks This taxi has a customer demo and a bachelor party right after.

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Story filed for @crikey_news. It contains so many cybers you’ll get a nosebleed.

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DHSgov This is the United States of America. Taking in refugees at times of crisis is the right thing to do.

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@fuknbollocks That depends what you want out of it. Some tech-savvy folks seem to have wanted a technical update. I wasn’t for them.

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@twiddlekins @MarkDiStef @marcfennell @allisonr I must admit, I love me some top-shelf narcissistic bullshit.

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@jonoabroad I’m still pretty sure it’s just deep soft-tissue damage, but hey I’ve got time to get some X-rays today so I might as well.

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RT @MarkDiStef: Stop looking… we have found the biggest social media wanker in australia https://t.co/PMTPUL2XY2 via @marcfennell https://…

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RT @TheOnion: Pilot Tells Passengers He’s About To Try Something https://t.co/5NjV2Leppy https://t.co/tAxrs51vq1

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Tue plan: 0800 interview (now); review @4corners “Cyber War” @crikey_newsnews; Katoomba for X-rays and maybe errands; remainder TBA.

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@trentyarwood @R_Chirgwin @NewtonMark @paulkidd I meant Q&A when @samdastyari surprised Ms Hanson with The Big Reveal* ;)

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@trentyarwood @R_Chirgwin @NewtonMark @paulkidd Look @samdastyari has been on TV with Pauline Hanson. He can cope with anything now.

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I’ve just noticed that the almond tree is already budding a@bunjareeee. I’ll grab a photo latrung

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Yeah replacing journalists with engineers may not be the path to the best news choices. Then again… https://t.co/K38wuIF4Fe

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Yes, @firsthippy @Christo45046444 @cfsmtbation. “The Code” series 2 starts Thursday. https://t.co/ZKmyo8KXez

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Didn’@samdastyariri declare the on the other day? It seemed very on to me@trentyarwoodo@paulkidddd

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RT @trentyarwood: The monkey has called the “on”

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hackajar pic.twitter.com/mhJFudExT2

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@R_Chirgwin I will reflect upon that more after my 0800 chat, but I’m starting to feel it tried to do too much all at oncers

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If you didn’t see @4corners’ “Cyber War” episode, it’s at https://t.co/3cAW27EdLg or on @abciview #4Corners

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Further plans may be found in my most recent Weekly Wrap, though they’re likely to change suddenly. https://t.co/P4fKYgstWJ

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Tue plan, draft: 0800 interview; review @4corners “Cyber War” @crikey_newsnews; Katoomba for X-rays and errands; remainder TBA.

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@R_Chirgwin Oh right then. That’s a good effort in just one week. Also, a disturbing mental image.

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It’s a lovely crisp morning here a@bunjareeee. Temperature 5.5C, apparent 1.6Cpic.twitter.com/MMpPGxinVMVM

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howardtayler Don’t ask if Rice Krispies treats were invented on St Crispin’s day. Ask if anyone can really prove that they weren’t.

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Tuesday. Are you sure you’ve got the hang of this? Tuesday.

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