Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 11th, 2017

ryanqnorth I experience the news as God intended, by seeing a lot of jokes about pee and then scrolling way back until I know what’s going on

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BrigadierSlog Relvolt! Relvolt to the Corporations pic.twitter.com/b4yEDpPA2Q

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MichaelH_PhD Ye Gods. Tweet from last March. twitter.com/DannyZuker/sta…

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DonaldJTrumps_ is nothing. I had a turd in a lift the other week pic.twitter.com/sk0CRVsBA4

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macleanbrendan Well I learned something today - nobody cares if you get in a beef with a Veronica.

And I thought MY career was going bad.

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dobes If this becomes a standard requirement of living, I’m not sure I want to go on. twitter.com/wikileaks/stat…

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benpobjie An obsessive desire to hunt human game twitter.com/Mamamia/status…

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CosmicRami SCHAPELLE, WHERE ARE YOU?! twitter.com/lukehopewell/s…

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MagicRealismBot There is a secret department in Tesla Motors that is developing a tiny machine made of paper that can destroy starlight.

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NewtonMark Maybe the real problem is that fake news is only fake in YOUR reality.

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Pearson_LM worker: We’ve been finding out the specifics about how the debts are generated by listening to Triple J greenleft.org.au/content/centre…

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@timpoliti @TurnbullMalcolm It was “Mr Turnbull”, if memory serves.

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@timpoliti “Buddies” is a bit strong, though @TurnbullMalcolm has called me “barking mad”. He’s a fine judge of character.

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peter_tonoli Trump intelligence memo indicates that Telegram Messenger has been cracked by Russia’s FSB ..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…yC

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Hey @TurnbullMalcolm, thanks once again for assembling the most wonderful cabinet in the history of Australian politics. Sweet work, champ.

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jennylmackinnon I’m beginning to think Tudge really is that thick

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According to Minister @AlanTudgeMP, computers can never be wromg. twitter.com/mrdavidpacker/…

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mrdavidpacker Did anyone have these little nuggets of confusion on their Centrelink assessment outcomes? pic.twitter.com/5bjWgvpmwa

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@johnthelutheran It’s an intel report, John. They have that sort of shit right up front.

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@GordyPls We each have our different methods.

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I imagine this every night, just after I turn off the bedside lamp… twitter.com/GordyPls/statu…

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Polizei_soh Guten Morgen! Auch heute heißt es wieder - die Straßen sind glatt. Nachmittags Regen. twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8O

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snurb_dot_info OK, the photo to the right is unrelated, but it gives the scandal a bit of added John Le Carré flavour. twitter.com/guardian/statu…

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I must say, I’m enjoying this Trump intel report. assets.documentcloud.org/documents/3259… (PDF) A great read. A classic of the genre.

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IMGalacticTrump I’ve been secretly meeting with Obama at Area 51 for years. This is the long game. Bigly long.

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dwdavison9318 wow, a dark underside pic.twitter.com/sO0jOgXCkf

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@GordyPls Yes, of that we can both be certain.

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New blog post: “Talking Victorian MP website hack on @abcmelbourne” (4 min audio from earlier)..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Hv

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus @marrowing As an aside, I’m very sad my barber retired. His name was Tino Arena.

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reselsnark Well… yes.
@stilgherrian @seamus pic.twitter.com/IV5LjZ67th

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You could even call this an explosive revelation. twitter.com/business/statu…

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The real question, though, is whether @JohnBarronUSA will be giving us a quick demo. twitter.com/JohnBarronUSA/…

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@voltagex I’ve already retweeted it. You are way behind the pace, young man.

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tacticalmaid pic.twitter.com/PPtZ7iSycl

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Running order changed at @abcmelbourne, but I approve of their decision. This is a much better story.

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burgerdrome I’ve been tracking the progress of Trump’s pee thing and I think I need to lie down pic.twitter.com/hxqR7eDQtH

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find_evil I just wanted some water… pic.twitter.com/gdhXKvbNbz

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This radio spot is coming up after the news. Stand by. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Henry_Belot The processing time for a top security clearance in the Australian Government is now 521 days. It was 259 back in 2013/14.

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Hey why don’t we have another double dissolution election? Worked a treat last time.

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@OaaSvc @AlanTudgeMP The framing is always about punishing transgressors, not helping those having trouble with the paperwork.

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@OaaSvc @AlanTudgeMP What shits me is that we never hear how Centrelink is making sure Australians receive the benefits they’re entitled to.

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gumbuoy The moment “it’s not a bug, it’s a feature!” went from a tech joke punchline to official Australian Government poli..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…yG

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@OaaSvc @AlanTudgeMP I did see that, yes. So we’re still only hearing part of the story.

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NoraReed this feels like a good time to note that Marcel Duchamp’s “Fountain” is 100 years old this year pic.twitter.com/4jqnG5j9DP

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@KarlskiB @AlanTudgeMP Well no. Especially when false positives at Centrelink mean putting yet more pressure on those at the bottom end.

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Steve_Lockstep Call For Papers - Conference, Surfers Paradise 23-26 May CFP closes Feb 6. conference.auscert.org.au/call-for-prese…..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…eG

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So the “system design” delivers a 20% false positive rate? That’s a pretty shit system design then, @AlanTudgeMPtwitter.com/i/web/status/8…U2

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katsnacks What I want to know is why jobs are getting outsourced to Russian prostitutes and not the many, many tremendous American prostitutes at home

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DavidCornDC Here is the article I did before the election on the allegation Russia intel tried to cultivate or co-opt Trump. motherjones.com/politics/2016/…

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@garystark @RSAConference As I said to @voltagex, committing acts of journalism makes you ineligible for ESTA. All good, I know the process.

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@aggerchez Yeah, I’m a bit of a fanboi when it comes to Dame Stella, though I got annoyed with her novels. Maybe I should try later ones.

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@srianjalidevi75 Hah! Yes, there’s a deep irony in that. Their shortage of science teachers is but one indicator of the decline of empire.

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“She was the role model for the character of ‘M’ played by Dame Judi Dench in the James Bond 007 films.” Indeed she was.

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Ooh! Dame Stella Rimington, former head of MI5, is doing a keynote at @RSAConference. rsaconference.com/events/us17/ag…

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@srianjalidevi75 I was wondering about that. :) The US has the most onerous visa system I’ve encountered so far. Although that’s not many.

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Seminar at @UNSWCanberra Tue 17 Jan: “Russian Hacking Campaign: What the CIA Cannot Say” unsw.adfa.edu.au/australian-cen…

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joshgnosis Peter Dutton, George Brandis, Mathias Cormann charge taxpayers to go to Liberal party election campaign launch. crikey.com.au/2017/01/11/tax…

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@srianjalidevi75 Heh. They’ve let me in a good few times before. And They know who I am.

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I’m talking about this “hack” (defacement) on @abcmelbourne at 1705 AEDT, so in an hour. radio.abc.net.au/stations/local… or..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Uh

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@voltagex I fact, the way I work doesn’t fit the rules for I-class (journalist) visas so they do this with a B1/B2. pic.twitter.com/SJzlcv70w9

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@voltagex Even then, the visa rules don’t match how the media currently works, which gets confusing and frustrates consular staff.

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@voltagex It’s more that you used to need a visa for almost everything, but ESTA allows visa-free entry for common categories.

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@voltagex And yes, the visa fee is going to hurt.

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@voltagex Journalists traveling to cover events aren’t eligible for ESTA, so it’s risky. A visa means you’re sorted for the next five years.

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@kcollasarundell @RSAConference They didn’t ask for “account details”. It was just an option to add your Twitter handle to your name badge.

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Well, at least I have my @RSAConference registration confirmed and flights being book. I now have to renew my US visa. God bless America.

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OK, it’s official. I’ll be at @RSAConference in San Francisco 13-16 Feb, and for a few days after that. rsaconference.com/events/us17

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DPRK_News Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un delighted and horrified at intelligence report regarding Trump’s planned “trickle-down”..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…5j

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joshgnosis cannot unsee twitter.com/shanevader/sta…

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And what, exactly, do you have against over-boiled tar? twitter.com/ScottFitzG/sta…

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Is there anything more annoying than conference online registration forms?

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Penthouse ATTENTION:
We are offering up to $1-million for exclusive rights to the FSB tapes of Donald Trump’s

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ChrisSaad Just posted a photo @ Minnesota Street Project instagram.com/p/BPHDm6Klse1/

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@thegrugq_ebooks @HeerJeet I think it would be ever better that. Maybe if it were re-made as anime?

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HeerJeet Future American elections shouldn’t be between Democrats and Republicans but between the FBI and the CIA. Just to be upfront about it all.

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Khanoisseur 1. Look, this “Trump is compromised by Russia” angle isn’t new-dates back to the eighties-even loony LaRouche put i..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…7Q

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Splitcoil I think it’s only decent for us all to take a minute to shed a tear for the FSB analyst who had to review the Donald wank footage.

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VanguardVivian “why do men die sooner than women?” pic.twitter.com/G4s7BmdfDk

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TrainLinkWest Good afternoon and welcome to the surface of the Sun. Pip & Seb are on the Twitter desk and all services are runnin..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Go

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dobes Attn everyone, I think AAP knows something that we do not. pic.twitter.com/S9TNPlAqVe

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This does seem to be a wise decision. twitter.com/DDsD/status/81…

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Bobosphere Quite a day. From Golden Globes to golden showers.

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GonzoHacker Nihilism is in

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@gattaca Yeah look I’m not proud of it, but I’m not ashamed of it either. I’m travelling on RSA’s tab.

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@gattaca So… which ones shouldI go to? Yes, I’m aAS this year.

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@munin The conference is 11-16 Feb, but I’m staying on to Sun 19 Feb.

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I do so like the Russian word “kompromat”. Russian portmanteau words.

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@munin Yeah, I know. It’s amusing from this distance, but doubtless less so close up. I’ll be at @RSAConference so I guess I’ll see then.

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Here’s the Trump intel report in full. It’s worth reading for how this stuff is done. assets.documentcloud.org/documents/3259… HT @munin

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theharryshearer Gee, I wish this guy had been our President for the last four years.

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This is a much more relevant part of that intel report. twitter.com/standupkid/sta…

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mikko I will be doing an ask-me-anything session in reddit on January 27th. pic.twitter.com/Kuhpj1rs1x

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I’ll be talking about this “hack” (defacement) on @abcmelbourne at 1705 AEDT. radio.abc.net.au/stations/local… or on ABC app..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…At

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“Victorian Treasurer Tim Pallas’ website hacked by Tunisian Islamists” heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/… pic.twitter.com/h6580LG17o

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workmanalice Plz send all related stories about Australian politicians to alice.workman@buzzfeed.com twitter.com/BuzzFeedOzNews…

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I have never been a member of the Young Liberals. twitter.com/nickschadegg/s…

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Also it is too hot and I don’t like it.

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Hey what now I only stepped away for a couple of hours and there’s this. I seem to have missed something important…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Si

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Wednesday. Your toaster has become sentient, and it is deeply disappointed in you. Wednesday.

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