Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 19th, 2017

Well this is one way to draw it I guess… twitter.com/BOM_SA/status/…

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alexeckermann JQ776 noped after a go around at Adelaide, going back to Melbourne ⛈🌬 @flightradar24 pic.twitter.com/dXQEOV1q74

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RichardBarrow Friday marks 100 days since death of King Bhumibol. From tomorrow onwards, TV stations are allowed to show normal p..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…v3

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whiteswine pissing naked in a paddock in the rain no hands … how cool is this … come live in the country you jerks

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@GreenJ Needs more m00se. There’s only so much you can do with a bilby.

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I don’t think that word means what you think it means, @jturner_ibrs. twitter.com/jturner_ibrs/s…

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Scarfolk We’re proud to announce that rock-group Beige have been asked to reform & perform Space Minstrel @ the..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…eR

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oliyoung Looks like it’s time for @SkyNewsAust to play Twitter’s worst gameshow pic.twitter.com/KudyBl6jWz

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liamosaur To nominate for a Cybersecurity Excellence Award, simply log in to the site via plain HTTP pic.twitter.com/i9pMskxoeK

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South Australia shouldn’t be allowed to have any more electricity until they promise to take care of it.

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rossmonique This story is removed now. Thank goodness. twitter.com/rossmonique/st…

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KetanJ0 Hi @SkyNewsAust, this is still live on your site. Maybe correct and issue an apology? pic.twitter.com/vruByaCNwb

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@cuvy No, but then I’m not in the loop.

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@davispg Indeed. And there’s so much easy automation that isn’t being done. (“Your email contains a spreadsheet. Are you sure?”)

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@jon_lawrence I believe the news story answers that question. You must have missed that bit.

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Also, why the fuck were spreadsheets containing personal information just lying around waiting to be attached to emails?

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Blaming it on staff who were “counselled” is a lame excuse. Mistakes happen. A robust system helps prevent “human error”.

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Some high-grade bullshit from the VIC govt here. Basic data leak prevention software can query a spreadsheet being..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Dx

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JacktheInsider Don’t tell me what to do. pic.twitter.com/bp9wUqyBBI

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Wow. @Herring1967’s latest RHLSTP with @touretteshero (a comedian with Tourettes) is fuckin’ astounding. PMSL. youtube.com/watch?v=6ksPDR…

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OK that’s enough from me. I’m sure all your replies were wonderful. [Presses ‘delete’.]

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This is why we can’t have nice things. twitter.com/GizmodoAU/stat…

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jayrayner1 Give me strength… twitter.com/hwallop/status…

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Back to stuff earlier today, I do quite like the concept of accidentally accepting responsibility for all the nuclear weapons. Great work.

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I shouldn’t open cans of worms like racism and propaganda just as folks are settling into the Twitterverse after dinner and I’m over it.

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Just as an aside, squirrels are not a new thing.

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Explain to me again how this will be of any use to anyone. twitter.com/JulianBurnside…

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I know others have said this before, but Malcolm Turnbull really is turning out to be remarkably useless, isn’t he.

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TheKouk Needs to be recalled that, to his credit, John Howard kept creepy nutters like this under their rocks when he was i..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…6h

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AcademiaObscura *THE RESULTS ARE IN!* Footnotes go after punctuation.¹
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¹ Of course they do: we are aca..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Bw

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@jplonie Sure but I reckon some of them have seen heavy use.

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@R_Chirgwin No need to explain the meat raffle to me.

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@NuclearAnthro It’s possible you may have bracketed those words incorrectly.

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Non-Australian followers may not understand the cultural significance of the evening pub/club raffle. Especially the sacred meat raffle.

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Well that’s the end of the raffle period and I have made a profit (minus drinks) so I’m happy.

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DISPUTE DISPUTE DISPUTE DISPUTE DISPUTE DISPUTE.

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The crowd is rebelling against all the tennis questions so now we’re into movie questions and there’s still shouting.

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I was slightly wrong earlier. There’s 25 x $20 vouchers, plus interstitial trivia bar tabs, plus a $500 1-of-10 bonus guess.

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The interstitial trivia questions are about Cold War era tennis players and it’s doing my head in.

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Suddenly I have seen a vision of my future.

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DISPUTED CALL THERE IS GOING TO BE PENSIONER BLOODSHED IN A MOMENT.

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I’m not doing so well here. Some tables have invested heavily in this raffle. It’s a numbers game.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I gave a lot of it to @R_Chirgwin because no way will @dobes or @drearyclocks get my meat.

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The old bloke doing the raffle call has an appalling repertoire of dad jokes.

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I know that @dobes and @drearyclocks have seen my super-power deliver me two huge meat trays in one night.

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Will my special super-power be with me this evening?

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@Rashas_Mo It’s $25 Woolworths vouchers and then a pick-a-number 1 to 10 for $500 cash.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @drsimmo I’m not really across the CN / TW stuff or the regional variation. Class you can pick without language knowledge.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @drsimmo Chatswood is upper middle class, Ashfield is lower middle class, and Hurstville is working class CN, roughly.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @drsimmo I note that the fast sign-in here (just swipe your card) is also in Chinese, Korean, and Vietnamese.

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus This is why the immediate post-WWI history of the veterans organisations is interesting.

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@AussiemacJ @canthavepudding Oh dear God don’t drag @LaTrioli into this, or it’ll take forever to sort out the mess.

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@whiteswine @NuclearAnthro Well we’ve definitely been colonised by Oporto…

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@drsimmo @SnarkyPlatypus No it’s a Catholic and Community Club. There’s a Leagues club and an RSL in Ashfield too.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Indeed. New veterans (East Timor, Iraq, Afghanistan etc) don’t necessarily fit with the old-fart reactionary politics.

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@drsimmo Oh is there? I’ll have to check it out.

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Surely it’d be MI5 with a gin and tonic. twitter.com/dobes/status/8…

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@SnarkyPlatypus The inter-war politics were interesting and not taught much. Gallipoli then Sydney Harbour Bridge then Tobruk.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Also the RSL was only one of several veterans organisations at the time. The more left wing ones were squashed.

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@NuclearAnthro @whiteswine Also the French in Algeria [?] and the South Pacific. It’s the way things were / are done.

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@SnarkyPlatypus BTW are there even Catholic Community/Workers Clubs on the north side of the Harbour? They seem to be inner west / SW only.

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@NuclearAnthro @whiteswine Yeah, the Official Image of a Blackfella. Sigh. It was a different time, but then not that different…

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SandyMazza Slo-mo drive by video I took this morning @SpaceX rocket 🚀 booster docked on LA’s waterfront pic.twitter.com/Hny1DYj20B

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@SnarkyPlatypus You can tell there’s a story there somewhere.

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“And after the raffles we have the Courtesy Elephant to take people home.” OK then.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Here, yes. And in the DFAT database it’s XXX, and in the US State Dept database it’s FNU.

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@PeteLawler Mate, it gets me discounts on everything. You know how these clubs work.

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@NuclearAnthro @whiteswine Yeah, it’s sad, but that’s a reference to this postage stamp. pic.twitter.com/m3sUVyCko7

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Three dollars well spent. Maybe I should have gone the five years for $11 deal. pic.twitter.com/3RL3ojh1Kj

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docbaty Words to live by instagram.com/p/BPb1Wu7FTiV/

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@garthk @jpwarren Oh and @bengrubb isn’t a journalist any more. He turned to the dark side.

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@jpwarren @garthk @bengrubb @ssharwood Dunno. I don’t even know what that is. Nobody tells me anything.

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wolfcat Hmmm… Obama vs Trump Inauguration related parties… pic.twitter.com/r7Vrs4qiPY

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@whiteswine @NuclearAnthro See, once more this is the glory of the atomic age, before we realised it was a bit shit.

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@whiteswine @NuclearAnthro It was fun. I liked when those yobbo bankers reckoned it was their mate’s pub yet we got ‘em evicted in minutes.

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BradfordPearson Not the Onio…actually you know what this is literally an Onion article. pic.twitter.com/QqfF2EKru2

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@whiteswine BTW while @NuclearAnthro knows the US nuke history very well, I’m not sure how much he knows about Montebello / Maralinga tests.

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@whiteswine @NuclearAnthro I’m glad you can remember Philip. I was utterly rat-arsed after that Monday night in Adelaide recently.

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MarkDiStef We now have the video. In 2002, Australia’s new health minister used maiden speech to call for US-style healthcare..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8L

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joshgnosis I was looking up some of Bronwyn Bishop’s history with socialism and found this debate from @gpaddymanning’s Turnbu..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…mX

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@munin @NuclearAnthro @ApostrophePong Yeah but the F-111 was something even more special. Mind you, I’m biased. I’ve seen them fly.

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@whiteswine This is true, @NuclearAnthro. Mr White has the triggers that set off the Maralinga nukes.

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@ClintonDucas I’m actually a bit horrified by all that.

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@NuclearAnthro @munin This is where I’m saddened by the RAAF retiring our two squadrons of F-111C beasties. Such beautiful grunt.

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Just 36 hours to go.

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@munin @NuclearAnthro And yet I’m in SFO 12-19 Feb, so this will be interesting.

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@munin True. But @NuclearAnthro has forgotten more about nuke design than I’ll ever know. God bless him.

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@NuclearAnthro I suspect I’ve had a beer or two more than is needed for the fine points of nuclear weapon design.

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@jpwarren Gin isn’t an animal. Get a grip.

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@jpwarren Regression is my spirit animal.

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@jpwarren Ah yes well obviously I knew that already I was just testing.

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“Australian Government Fails At IT Again”, writes @jpwarren forbes.com/sites/justinwa…

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@jpwarren Wait. You’re writing for Forbes now?

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SwiftOnSecurity Zuck is starting to sound like he’s running for office. We already have a fake billionaire President, might as well get a real one I guess.

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@DarkMatterzine There’s that, or we could all just hide away somewhere safe. This has gone WAY beyond satire now.

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I used to go to all her shows at the Mars Bar. twitter.com/dobes/status/8…

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@NuclearAnthro Oh dear God I’d forgotten about the Mk-41. That 500 of those fuckers were built is… hilariousen.wikipedia.org/wiki/B41_nucle…oe

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FullFrontalSamB If you think that’s how cunnilingus works, you’re doing it wrong. twitter.com/Sinned12342/st…

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@DarkMatterzine True. Though a lot can happen in six hours.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @sylmobile I suspect it’s part of the complex and subtle differences between RSL Clubs and Catholic Community Clubs.

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@NuclearAnthro @GovernorPerry Hey look, you fraud, you can’t just “forget” about all the LiD. But yeah I agree about the tamper. Still, 9MT.

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CatherineDeveny Buying this for @GreenJ pic.twitter.com/Xpt1OGrygZ

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@twiddlekins Look, take it up with @JazzTwemlow. He’s a lovely chap.

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@NuclearAnthro @GovernorPerry Actually, getting 9MT out of nothing but uranium is a pretty neat trick.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @sylmobile No, the local Catholic Community Club. The Ashfield RSL is further down Liverpool Rd.

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smurray38 Bronwyn Bishop now spends her days camped out at Woolies, shouting “socialist” at anyone not using the self serve checkout

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@NuclearAnthro @GovernorPerry The B53 is such an unwieldy piece of kit, though.

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@sylmobile I’ll be organising a membership later today or tomorrow.

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@sylmobile Club Ashfield is open until 0600.

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Hmmm. The idea of hitting the gin at 0300 AEDT Saturday to cover the Inauguration at 0400 AEDT is becoming more and more attractive.

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I was waiting for these to start appearing… twitter.com/SydneyTom_/sta…

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I’ll be getting up especially, and maybe even streaming live commentary. (I just made up that last night. I’ve been..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…2e

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DavidCornDC Told my taxi driver @realDonaldTrump said DC was full of people for the inauguration. He laughed: “It’s empty. Most..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…d6

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People who say “schooled” rather than “educated”. English is a subtle language. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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@FakeDanTosello There’s a complicated joke in there about protein and your barista but I’ll leave the details for you to work out.

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djmer1 Road funding is socialism.
That’s may be why she prefers to use helicopters.
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Hey the blockchain is OBVIOUSLY because there’s no ruling class. twitter.com/dobes/status/8…

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Proposal: Use the hashtag to post your photos of anything and everything that Bronwyn Bishop might think is socialism.

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@FakeDanTosello Yeah this is why writing is more difficult that people think. You have to try to be not-crap and not-arsehat all at once.

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jdub That top treatment will go down well in some locales, e.g. South America..twitter.com/_alxsanchez/st…Wj

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@FakeDanTosello So, basically how I write my columns.

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umairh Guys maybe only Keifer Sutherland can actually save us now

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NewtonMark “Fake homeless people?” wtf? twitter.com/theheraldsun/s…

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MarkDiStef Bronwyn Bishop says Mike Baird was managerial not philosophical… “and that’s the way socialism can creep in”

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OK I am definitely going to have one more. And one more after that. twitter.com/hughriminton/s…

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ellenhuet Why Zuckerberg’s FB page looks *so* good these days: professional photographers & 12 workers deleting mean comments..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…PC

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itgrrl .@kattekrab introduces ‘The Kick Ass Curve’ but reminds us that ‘users’ want to be kickass at /doing/ stuff, NOT yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…jo

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jodiecongirl Timely. twitter.com/Wwm_Shakespear…

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Dear America, if you could hold back your implosion until 20 Feb when I’ve safely left the country, that would be lovely.

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@PeteLawler Thanks. I’m about to head back to the apartment and scoff anti-inflammatories and gin.

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I keep getting Rick Perry and Luke Perry mixed up.

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umairh Guys, relax, Rick Perry probably doesn’t even know what a nuclear warhead is.

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Wait. Pauline Hanson is the Zodiac Killer? twitter.com/lanesainty/sta…

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Som @SimoneGiertz has made a robot that serves beer for you. youtube.com/watch?v=lft0Tc…

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Just 38 hours to go.

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nycjayjay Asked about mounting anticipation around Trump’s inaugural speech draft, Putin remarked that it had flowed better in the original Russian.

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Well there’s no way this could fail! twitter.com/jturner_ibrs/s…

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I’ll put money on “send/sent … to school” being a marker for using private schools, ‘cos otherwise kids just “go” ttwitter.com/i/web/status/8…dpXZ

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MalwareJake There’s something oddly disturbing about the assumptions in this study… twitter.com/sophbenj/statu…

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Remembering something I was told in Adelaide a few weeks ago, chuckling to myself, and realising I can never say it publicly.

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MichaelSmyth_ Luna Park - Glenelg, 1930. Just a few years later it was moved to Sydney. pic.twitter.com/IN4HrgrZLn

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jpwarren “Because we cannot fix all the mistakes, don’t fix any.” pic.twitter.com/5CgrMBcKaR

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Holbornlolz WHO DID THIS

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This @briankrebs analysis of Mirai and economics of DDoS botnets is superb. krebsonsecurity.com/2017/01/who-is… Bonus points for using “ne’er-do-wells”.

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intelwire I would read at least read the Wikipedia page before I took the job nytimes.com/2017/01/18/us/… pic.twitter.com/P7GWzA9Bae

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jpwarren Dropbox mirror of the Centrelink whistleblower letter: dropbox.com/s/7cszry1mjjjs…

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jpwarren This is the employer matching logic. It’s completely stupid. pic.twitter.com/pNF8j39RQO

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@ApostrophePong @parisbcowan Oh! I haven’t had that since you left Sydney. I miss that too. But the excellent boat noodle here makes up.

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@parisbcowan Boat noodle is comfort food for me. I blame @ApostrophePong, of course.

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น้ำตก.

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queergardener More vigilante cops of @nswpolice twitter.com/WittaTwitta/st…

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MalwareJake So basically the antithesis of OPSEC. twitter.com/josephfcox/sta…

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TheShovel Mike Baird: ‘I have other things I want to do in life’
Electorate: ‘That’s fine, just make sure you do them before 10pm mate’

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Boat noodle and beer are being organised. And Khun Golf is trolling me even more than usual. Yet mae.

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@PeteLawler Rootering is not high on my agenda just at the moment.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Nasty misalignment, caught in the first 72 hours so inflammation is strong, so pain and stress relief before reassembly.

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Meanwhile, the advice is to not go up or down stairs, and generally not stress the lower back and hips. Right then.

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That was… interesting. It seems my back is a bit worse than I thought. The adventure will continue on Monday.

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Eeeerrttttrggggnnnnnthtt.

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@jonoabroad Thanks. This should happen within the next hour.

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It would appear that @RSAConference has released the media attendee list to exhibitors.

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@jonoabroad It’s definitely off the agenda for tonight. It’ll be on the weekend some time, and definitely once we’re in the Trumpiverse.

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OK, let’s get this show on the road…

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rohan_p The @OAICgov appeal in the @bengrubb ‘metadata’ case failed and Telstra won.

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Thu plan: Endure the pain; 1200 visit The Back Chap to end it all; complete US visa application, with correct photo; remainder TBA.

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GonzoHacker Remember optimism?

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Well @CharlesPPierce isn’t impressed with Betsy DeVos as Sec Education. esquire.com/news-politics/… pic.twitter.com/4ie4Imdndr

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frankrichny pic.twitter.com/2rliaPhqXv

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2020fight Trump putting up a gaudy Jumbotron that blocks the view of the Lincoln Memorial is a perfect metaphor for his admin..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…tT

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Less than 42 hours to go.

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ReidParker_ Writing my inaugural address at the Winter White House, Mar-a-Lago, three weeks ago. Looking forward to Friday…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…hg

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drmistercody “Kicking a receptionist out of her desk so I can pretend to write a speech with a Sharpie. Dreading Friday!”..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Bg

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MacCocktail Is there irony here? pic.twitter.com/MhmvVr3X8r

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At this time I choose to hide away for a couple of hours, until I need to head eastward a few kilometres.

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matthew_d_green They say an infinite number of monkeys working forever will eventually type Shakespeare. Android feels like four monkeys and a long weekend.

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NeilMcMahon Two days before inaugural, Trump still has to be covered like he’s a toddler excelling at fingerpainting…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…IQ

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MatthewBevan As mentioned on @RNBreakfast, the @CIA has released 13mil declassified docs online, including UFO & psychic reports: cia.gov/library/readin…

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tqbf Why do these people talk to Brian Krebs? What do they think is going to happen? krebsonsecurity.com/2017/01/who-is…

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silverspots I didn’t reserve my ANE room through the convention, so the hotel sent me an email warning me that furries would be..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…j8

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NightValeRadio [THIS TWEET PAID FOR BY THE FLAT EARTH SOCIETY] Wow, the earth sure is flat today.

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PeterHamby Q: What books are you reading?
A: Look over there. There are some books. pic.twitter.com/9cItkOPMQ7

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KimZetter Clip showing the White House staff leaving DC this week. twitter.com/PatriotsOfMars…

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Less that 45 hours to go.

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gtiso Act now and you will receive an exclusive bonus gift within 30 days*.

(*Conditions and local restrictions apply…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…3q

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_KitchenWitch My chances of getting this correct were always going to be slim. pic.twitter.com/32aaZuK9Dg

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Thu plan, draft: Endure the pain; 1200 visit The Back Chap to end it all; complete US visa application, with correct photo; remainder TBA.

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@nancycato1 One does have to acknowledge the little people from time to time.

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Newly discovered Mac malware targeted biomedical research labs, in the wild for maybe two years. arstechnica.com/security/2017/…

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“Latest Attack: Russian Hackers Have Gained Full Control Of The Lincoln Memorial’s Legs” clickhole.com/article/latest… pic.twitter.com/9IbCW0y0lj

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gilbertjasono When the crossword clue for “Trump’s daughter” is 7 letters long and starts with “T-I-F” but you can’t think of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…KQ

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If that’s a standard US writing pad then his hands really do seem tiny. twitter.com/Ali_Gharib/sta…

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davidwalliams German newspaper front page. pic.twitter.com/UtC39VxT1s

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Thursday. Where are the Luddites when you need them? Thursday.

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