Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 30th, 2017

OK, let’s continue all this fun tomorrow, yeah?

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WSHHVlDEOS who said cats are useless?? vine.co/v/eDeVgbFrt9L

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patkiernan Reaching a new level of denial, Trump blames immigration chaos on a problem last night with Delta’s airport compute..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…t4

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Susan_Hennessey I guess a 22-year old writing EOs is more comforting than alternative explanation that all of OLC has simultaneousl..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…xZ

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I had no idea Bruce Springsteen was still alive. twitter.com/MamaJinOZ/stat…

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NewtonMark He campaigned on it for 18 months. Didn’t someone give them a bit of a heads-up? twitter.com/russellberman/…

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johnb78 “A US citizen born in Lebanon”, not “a Lebanese man with a US passport” twitter.com/NaderDIssa/sta…

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thegermanfor The German for the feelings of weary melancholy and sadness inspired by the reality of the world is Weltschmerz, which means world-pain.

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Gotta admit, it makes a great sales pitch. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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@nehadk There’s plenty of room in there for everyone. (And yes.)

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Mind you… “Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission.youtube.com/watch?v=FCcdr4…Ze

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@kcarruthers Kate. Stop it now. People are getting creeped out.

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I suspect I probably shouldn’t have said that.

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Yes well Turnbull has Trump’s tiny puppet-master hands shoved so far up his arse that he no longer has to pick his..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Xk

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I’m afraid that once more I’m with @kcarruthers on this one. Sorry. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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egadheg Funny how quick the goalposts moved: “most influential non-family member in White House” is a thing to note. twitter.com/maggieNYT/stat…

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@iain_chalmers @mpesce @DrMiaow At this stage I’m looking at wiping the laptop, taking minimal data. I may soon decide to not go at all.

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charlesfirth Everyone’s being too harsh on Turnbull over the remark. He was just quoting Martin Luther King Jnr’s famous “Not My Job” speech.

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Australia’s capital city, folks. Canberra in all its cosmopolitan glory. twitter.com/annikasmethurs…

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domknight Wait - were they ghosts, white supremacists or ghosts of white supremacists? I must know immediately twitter.com/michaelkoziol/…

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JamColley can’t stop thinking about kevin’s wonderful advice that has already aged so well pic.twitter.com/jGIZ9FLvBt

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@fakeedbutler More specifically, to find the audio grab of same to use in my next episode.

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@fakeedbutler To find the first reference to President Trump.

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@ewe2 Ah. Well I got the H6 to be the core of the Public House Forum episodes and other field recording. pic.twitter.com/4YJdWgYnNx

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@ewe2 That’s my trusty Zoom H6 six-channel audio recorder, without any of its microphone modules in place. zoom.co.jp/products/field…

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@johncarneyau It’s a Sennheiser e835 or similar. I have a few different models in my kit.

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You can listen to that podcast, “The 9pm Live Animal Experiments 1” (5 Nov 2015) here stilgherrian.com/edict/00052/ or at soundcloud.com/skankmedia/e00…

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Here’s a photo of me setting up to record the podcast on 5 Nov 2015, when I first started declaring that it’d be Pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ik

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“The 9pm Edict” is streamed live from stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ and through @spreaker apps and their website.

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Anyway, these and other issues will be explored on the next episode of “The 9pm Edict”, streamed live at 2100 AEDT this Thursday.

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Yeah, I started talking about President Trump around the same time that Sydney’s Central Station mysteriously caught fire.

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TNeenan Orange☑️
Fascist☑️
Afraid of stairs ☑️
Unhelpfully small appendages☑️
Barks repetitive meaningless statements☑️ pic.twitter.com/K0QGGPdggn

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Listening back to old podcasts, I find I was saying “‘President Trump’, get used to saying it” at least as early as Nov-Dec 2015.

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riotersbloc Comments on Nine.com.au write up of Quebec mosque attack, 6 Muslims killed… any surprise that Janet w..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…x8

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kevincollier Amazing. Thanks to @internetarchive, you can see whitehouse.gov’s link to Judicial Branch erased on Jan 21..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ck

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GuardianAus Joseph Goebbels’ secretary, Brunhilde Pomsel, dies aged 106 trib.al/SnwomaT

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MarkDiStef Malcolm at a crossroads about whether to confront or embrace Pauline.

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MarkDiStef Big story tonight: WA Liberals will dump longstanding John Howard directive and preference One Nation heraldsun.com.au/news/wa-libera…

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southwin28 @stilgherrian @JrehnJ Since his Bar appointment was rather in the nature of a ‘booby prize’, he is truly being a knob. 😜

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Wow this is some pretty advanced wankery. twitter.com/DemiCassiani/s…

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joshbythesea Someone keeps throwing vegetables at joggers in Gloucestershire and the situation is escalating quickly pic.twitter.com/Ai8PQ1bi9y

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@robcorr Yep, I saw that @JustinianNews yarn at the time, which is why I knew to have a giggle today.

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Meanwhile, my belated congratulations to @Reuters’ Carlos Barria for this wonderful photo of Donald Trump. pic.twitter.com/jpVroaXia3

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expectproblems I have picked up watching Veep again, because it’s now a fantasy getting to see such a functional, intelligent US Government.

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I wouldn’t object to wigs. They help create the “ancient majesty of justice” vibe. But yeah follow the dress code o..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Wd

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Thanks, @AltLJ. That blog post was my first point of call, but the Wikipedia page seems to be a bit clearer. At lea..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…x8

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But Soapy isn’t appearing as an (alleged) counsel of the Queensland bar. He’s appearing as the (alleged) Attorney-General.

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As @robcorr just reminded me, to be fair, counsel appearing in the HC wear whatever they would wear in their State Supreme Court. Even so.

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Ah, Soapy! You never fail to amuse! He wigs-up to appoint a new Chief Justice, but the High Court of Australia dump..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…15

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NewtonMark They won’t even do it deliberately, they’ll just kinda roll over and wonder what the wet >pop< sound was.

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NewtonMark This is fantastically hilarious: Amazon doesn’t even know who Gerry Harvey is, and will squash him like a bug. 9news.com.au/national/2017/…

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@franksting I had to give a 5-year employment history on my US visa renewal last week.

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Oh FFS are we doing the potato thing again?

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Has anyone asked Pete Evans yet?

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That reminds me, @dobes. Hey @Coles, what does this mean, specifically? pic.twitter.com/JrjV8gRQ9O

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tashlee “What if one of youse is attracted to someone else’s missus?” Please tell me HOW is this dreamboat still single?

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Here’s the full documentary, “The Aristocrats” (2005) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Arist… youtube.com/watch?v=giozZb… (I’ll try to find a better copy.)

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US comedian Mike MacRae impersonates Mitt Romney telling “The Aristocrats” (3m 26s) youtube.com/watch?v=S-TOmo…

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NewtonMark Huge priority. Most important. Bigly. Nothing else you’d rather do first. Your electorate will thank you soooo much. twitter.com/TonyAbbottMHR/…

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NewtonMark Remember back when virtually every newspaper masthead thought this dumbfuck was some kind of political genius? twitter.com/TonyAbbottMHR/…

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Pinboard Watching Elon Musk destroy his reputation in real time is as mesmerizing as it is depressing twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

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MarkDiStef * Afghanistan
** Saudi Arabia
*** Britain pic.twitter.com/LyOYKSvaWV

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jonkudelka The thing with Malcolm is even though you know he is going to be disappointing, he still manages to disappoint, which is quite something.

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seanparnell PM @TurnbullMalcolm says “not my job as Prime Minister of Australia to run a commentary on the domestic policies of other countries”. Do you

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Sound the kalxon! There’s a new @JonathanPieNews video! youtube.com/watch?v=r3e2D-…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Singapore business cyber confidence is probably cyber delusion” zdnet.com/article/singap…

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DanSlott Dear @CNN, hold on to that chyron.
It’s only Day 8, b*tches. pic.twitter.com/81Sqe8dkpH

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nehadk Your MS Paint illustration is brilliant, but can you share a photo of this imaginary wall? twitter.com/MrsScottBaio/s…

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On that last RT, no, THIS is the most Twitterish of Twitter interactions. twitter.com/leftoblique/st…

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luke_j_obrien This might be one of the most twitter-like interactions ever. pic.twitter.com/KvbdvTtVIC

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tqbf Just a reminder: if DNSSEC became a thing, Donald Trump would control the TLS keys for .COM.

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blowticious Just saying…. pic.twitter.com/txSYXFi8kJ

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Turnbull says it is “not his job” to comment on Trump’s decision. Not even the spine to say “Just following orders.” abc.net.au/news/2017-01-3…

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R_Chirgwin It’s amazing how Turnbull can always find one last bit of spine to abandon.

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darrenpauli [rss] Ransomware killed 70% of Washington DC CCTV ahead of inauguration ow.ly/cpG45094s2j

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GreenJ Merkel: “not justified’
May: “do not agree”
Johnson: “divisive and wrong”
Turnbull: “not my job”

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katobell Someone left his phone at my friend’s work. pic.twitter.com/TgGOnSvVPc

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deanbogga @jeamland @stilgherrian simple typo Nat sec for Nat soc

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jeamland Bannon misheard NatSec Council as Nazi Council and figured he should be in charge.

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billshortenmp It’s time for leadership. pic.twitter.com/Dn8sajILG2

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dobes Is Tone’s voice powered by flags?

If you take them away, does he lose all vocal power?? pic.twitter.com/zY7LbGaco8

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It has a whole bunch of cybers, plus some snark.

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MarkDiStef Alert, Peter Dutton has had a haircut for the start of 2017 pic.twitter.com/gAVqZb02vU

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3wombats What are they going to do about it 😄 twitter.com/ramaxe1965/sta…

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kylegriffin1 Starbucks CEO responds to Trump’s Executive Order with plans to hire 10,000 Refugees over 5 years in 75 countries..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…0s

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ASmallFiction “Mr. President, we’ve just had confirmed first contact with an alien species. They sent a message.”

“What is it?”

“Um. A bill for a wall.”

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Trump’s Executive Order - Strengthening US Cyber Security and Capabilities. twitter.com/chrisrohlf/sta…

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This is the greatest reaction shot of all time. Also, if I say “Edwina Monsoon”… twitter.com/Chris_Hanna/st…

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margarita So whitehouse.gov no longer lists the judicial branch as a part of the US government. They may want to add..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…a2

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MikePenceVP We do not put a lock on our home because we hate the people outside only because we love the people inside, that’s why we need a Refugee Ban

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@scott_thewspot I’m thoroughly excited. I’m actually envious of @ApostrophePong touching down in DC a few hours from now.

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thereaIbanksy modern art pic.twitter.com/C1zZdfyrTR

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TheAuracl3 PSA: there’s an account on here who is curating a list of LGBTQ folks, targeting them for his “medical research.” pic.twitter.com/KEDVPsPATf

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I will expand upon this point in an episode of “The 9pm Edict” on Thursday night.

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It saves historians a lot of time if you write your own political epitaph. twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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MarkDiStef Australia’s PM on Trump’s border policies: “If others wish to emulate what we’re doing, they’re welcome to do so” buzzfeed.com/markdistefano/…

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Mon plan: Same as previously tweeted, just a couple hours later than first intended. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Aja_NH It took 3 years for George W. Bush to hit 50% disapproval. Trump is there after 8 days. vox.com/policy-and-pol… via @voxdotcom

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fanfiction_txt I like my art with naked bitches that have big hooters!” Sonic grumbled

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Turnbull’s plan for a policy is that the policy is no plan. We’ll just deal with each train as we crash into it. Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…5F

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jayrosen_nyu Quoting @Popehat: “If this is news, please go bring me satire. If this is satire, please go bring me news.” twitter.com/PeterAlexander…

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According to Turnbull, immigration is a domestic policy. twitter.com/jamesmassola/s…

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BlogsofWar “These elements suggest a further accrual of power at the White House at the expense of departments and agencies,” twitter.com/spytalker/stat…

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Every time I see @dog_rates I think it’s an ancient Greek philosopher, Dogrates. twitter.com/Steve_Lockstep…

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MrDanZak There was a notable sample of Bannon signage at the White House today. “Impeach President Bannon,” for one…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…eQ

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@daviottenheimer @nktpnd I’ll have a read of that later, once I’ve got some work out of the way. Thanks.

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drzax Detailed run down on @OAICgov questions to @RightToKnowAu re: @ato_gov_au’s refusal to process valid requests. bit.ly/2kJ1QEa

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nktpnd This is still nuts: Bannon reportedly bumped to NSC because he’s 1 of “premiere experts on the populist, nationalis..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Tj

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Maybe my dream catcher needs to have its lint filter cleaned.

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Oh that’s right. Scott Morrison was in my dream too. I need to have a word with my dream merchant.

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People who label themselves with some variant of “Truth” or “Free Thinker”, or often “Patriot”… There’s something special about them.

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SeanOCasey1 @jonathanwpeters @joelpollak @BreitbartNews typical ambulance chasing lawyer

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jonathanwpeters Just sent this to @joelpollak, editor @BreitbartNews, about site’s Nov. statement it would sue media company. Await..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…0s

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jonathanwpeters Sued for calling Breitbart white nationalist site? I’ll represent you no cost. Discovery would be gratifying enough.
twitter.com/Mediaite/statu…

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I’d intended to lie in for maybe another hour. It was not my plan to sleep another four hours, nearly. Fetching coffee, considering options.

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dobes The. Geneva. Fucking. Convention.

This. Is. Not. Fine. twitter.com/Kevinliptakcnn…

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Mon plan, draft: A little more sleep, as the current pattern requires; write for @zdnetaustralia; editing for SEKRIT project.

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@twiddlekins Um, right. Good. I… I just have… um, something to do over there… [Backs away.]

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exiledsurfer ie, “we recognize no checks and balances on the executive branch” pic.twitter.com/WPbplFrpKW

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One of the side effects of the medication I’m on often prevents dreams from being forgotten. Takes a while to sort out where reality starts.

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I can remember a lot more about that dream, but it’s only interesting because of certain personal juxtapositions.

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ericgeller “Nobody in the counterterrorism community pushed for this. None of us ever asked for it.” No interagency reviews…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…nw

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AprilFDoss I used to be head of intelligence law at NSA. If asked to approve this, I would’ve said no. Violates law, bad pol..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…y6

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edbott So. a) Go, @DanielBrim and b) This guy actually said “This might be the Jimmy Carter jump the shark moment” twitter.com/DanielBrim/sta…

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RT [REDACT] If not for Howard dismantling the CES you’d still be flogging secretarial courses on Brisbane daytime T..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…1z

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williamjordann The Times of London is reporting that Theresa May’s team says she held hands with Trump at Trump’s request, because..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…sM

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Actually there was a LOT more in that dream, but you get the flavour of it I guess.

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“We’ve actually got work to do,” I said sarcastically. “Like, you know, RUNNING THE ENTIRE FREE FUCKING WORLD,” and they mooched off.

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Then we told the teenagers who’d just been hanging out in our office to fuck off because, you know, it’s the fucking White House.

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We discussed that at great length, and with considerable anatomical and psychological detail.

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The straining and grimacing, then the sudden release as the last thick part of the stool finally cleared the last sphincter. Pure joy.

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After that, I discussed with White House staff the joy of having a really good shit.

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I’ve just been having a complicated dream about my mother giving birth in the White House, where I was working.

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Monday. And that’s only the first of your problems. Monday.

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