Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 2nd, 2017

Before I go, I’ll re-plug this and the two even more important tweets which follow it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Oh. It’s long past the time when I should not be here.

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This is why we can’t have nice things. twitter.com/semibogan/stat…

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michaelkoziol Sydney auction: bidder faints, regains consciousness, keeps bidding, gets outbid (via @FinancialReview HT..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Is

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@michaelkoziol Having seen him perform so many times, yes, “the performance” inhabited him, as well as the ever-pre..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…kn

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You mean it’s a day with a Y in it AGAIN? twitter.com/franksting/sta…

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@melissamadsen @DAAS_Live I had a number of, erm, interactions with DAAS back when we all were young, and saw many shows. Fun times.

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Paul McDermott, “I Was Made For Loving You” youtube.com/watch?v=RHH7TN…

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Here’s ALL the covers of “Stairway to Heaven” from “The Money or the Gun” youtube.com/playlist?list=… twitter.com/melissamadsen/…

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melissamadsen @stilgherrian Leonard Teale “Stairway to Heaven” youtube.com/watch?v=nI6dQM…

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DavidLammy They’re joking about this being a priority right? Right? pic.twitter.com/PMYlRKC1RK

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Wikipedia page: “List of Australian television series” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_A…

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thegrugq_ebooks couldn’t agree with that.

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australian @australian Primary Vote: Coalition 36​ (-​​1), ALP 36 (+1), Green 10 (+1), One Nation 10​ (0) Oth 8 (-1)..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…xO

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Clay_of_Cymru Dear @Twitter @Support as a blind user you have made this website now even more difficult to use and navigate with this “replying to” update

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“The Complete Bargearse” youtube.com/watch?v=_u9bWQ…

(For non-Australians, it’s a comedy re-voicing of the 1976 police drama “Bluey”.)

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NicholasFryer Tut. Fahrenheits ARE more accurate than Celsii. twitter.com/techoglot/stat…

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Turps can actually play that Stratocaster quite adequately.

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Now playing: Ian Turpie, “Smells Like Teen Spirit” youtube.com/watch?v=Cq5Xo-…

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cathywilcox1 I’ve drawn a Twitter avatar for @RealMarkLatham pic.twitter.com/kEx9nafzUz

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This leads me to really important part of Wikipedia: “Category:Australian game show hosts” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:…

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“[Cameron] Daddo married model Alison Brahe in 1991 and they have three children: Lotus, River Tru and Bodhi Faith.” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameron_D…

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True Fact: From 1985 to 1997, it was illegal to make an Australian commercial TV program without at least one Daddo in it.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @sylmobile @oberonsghost Shoosh. I’m busy with the Layland Brothers. Also, can you name all the Dad..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…tT

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@SteveMolk Is this another Brokeback Mountain thing?

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@SteveMolk Is it some heartbreaking personal or family tragedy which through perseverance and good fortune they managed to overcome, or not?

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@sylmobile @oberonsghost I am not a… a… a whatever the fuck that is.

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I see nothing wrong with this video whatsoever. youtube.com/watch?v=Q2UVnY…

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miss_shiny I’m not ashamed to admit I feel like Maverick when riding my Vespa by the airport with Cessnas taking off

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ICYMI: “Planet Earth : Bin Chicken” (3 mins) youtube.com/watch?v=w4dYWh…

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thegrugq_ebooks An IoT hacking a British used to break the Boer insurgency would want codified as immutable laws of the land.

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@corduroy I haven’t bothered playing with it. It’s a long time since I’ve needed LaTeX.

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JohnJohnsonson At this point, it’s basically inevitable that Salim Mehajer will be hosting a show on Sky News by Easter. pic.twitter.com/JzqHX4Oh64

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desselebrada @aljwhite Well after Jamie Oliver putting chorizo in paella this was the next logical step

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aljwhite I see four days after triggering article 50 we’re planning to go to war with Spain pic.twitter.com/idryS98RSQ

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keenABCviewer @DaisyCousens Eww please don’t. Punk is for fags and poor people

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thegrugq_ebooks Not to detract from the tweetstorm, just less painful vs more painful.

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Aiannucci Stop arguing a point just by insulting people’s physical appearance, you walking scrotum topped with duck-yolk twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

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michaelneale Not even funny. twitter.com/nixcraft/statu…

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wronsweeney The future is going to be amazing. It’s fine. Just ignore the terrifying dystopia in which billionaires watch us cr..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…jf

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rhodri For those marvelling at the Express’s take on Brexit, this is today’s Sunday Sport’s. (sent by a pal who works for..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…x3

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Suggestions so far: George Brandis’ diary; the Constitution; Amazon’s T&Cs.

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staticsan @stilgherrian What about Amazon’s T&Cs? I hear that’s something like 17,000 words.

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D_Keating @stilgherrian George Brandis’ diary entries?

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Mind you, there’s also pressure to do a Public House Forum in Perth. Or Hobart. Or Brisbane. Or Canberra.

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I should think of some other things to read live. Suggestions? Please tag them .

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Yes, I really did livestream me reading One Nation’s policies for nearly three hours, and people listened. They even paid me to do it.

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For those asking, here’s all One Nation’s policies onenation.com.au/policies Here’s me reading every word live…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Gy

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IAmJustShaka Not all heroes wear capes pic.twitter.com/UqIbwxgkfS

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Finished, actually. My statement stands: Another fine political profile, with electoral analysis…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…YA

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Continuing to read David Marr’s “The White Queen”. Being reminded of the second item in PHON’s official economic po..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…s3

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Histreepix Madonna telephones the future to see if bland narcissism will still be popular in the 21st Century. New York, 1986. pic.twitter.com/sWDJp1e4Zd

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@timpoliti I would not want to mind-meld with Donald Knuth.

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mrgrumio Mr 8YO has discovered how to tweet from my account using voice commands and this might not be an entirely good thing.

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LucyXIV @wife_haver “Enjoy sharing a meal” = we are fucking insufferable

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wife_haver @LucyXIV “love our own time but also down for a drink or two now and then” = probably cliquey and will prefer when..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…CE

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LucyXIV ‘looking for someone easy going’ = we are filthy cunts
“Creative household” = filthy cunts
“Chilled out people” = filthy cunts

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LucyXIV I took a look at share house listings & immediately remembered why I live alone

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@timpoliti Yeah well Knuth was of course an important influence back in the day, and I followed LaTeX’s early development Even so.

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@JustJimWillDo Yep, and the links are generally pre-fitered by people you get to know, at least by reputation.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Depends. Do you mean generally? Or readers of @LowyInstitute’s The Interpreter?

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@JustJimWillDo Fair enough. I watch very little TV for instance. We choose our chosen choices.

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KevinJRawlinson When the USA declared its independence in 1776, about 20% of its population was enslaved.

The EU’s formation was r..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…fC

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Oh, the last podcast episode was “The 9pm End of the World, Probably” (5 Feb) stilgherrian.com/edict/00065/ This will be..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…uC

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Three years ago I made this statement about LaTeX. Anyone who uses LaTeX will agree, I’m sure. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@JustJimWillDo You don’t HAVE to pay anything. I am not a tyrant.

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So the latest Apple Pages speaks LaTeX and MathML and now I feel the walls of the universe closing in. support.apple.com/en-au/HT207569

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BradMossEsq That is what us security clearance lawyers would call an OMFG moment twitter.com/noahshachtman/…

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@28481k @SnarkyPlatypus I’m confused by this statement. I know who he is.

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I’ll harass you about these things some more on the night.

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Key additional fact: You can contribute to this podcast’s life by throwing in money. It lives on money. stilgherrian.com/tip/

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Key supplementary fact: “The 9pm Edict” podcast will be recorded Tue 4 Apr, streaming live from 2100 AEST. stilgherrian.com/edict/live/

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ASTOUNDING FACT: Earlier today I caught up on all the missing Weekly Wrap posts, covering 6 Feb to 2 Apr…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Hc

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@SnarkyPlatypus Did you see this the other day? Many links to many things. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@_tan_ Good track. And yeah, time marches on.

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But hey, one man’s influence on the sounds of popular music in so many genres for decades. Thank you, Ikusaro-san…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…uJ

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OK, now I really do need to be doing other things. Please choose your own rabbit-holes from here.

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I should pay some attention to the hashtag and see what you guys are suggesting.

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.@nzerik In case you’re wondering, “Hungry Like The Wolf” uses the Jupiter 8 in random arpeggio mode.

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.@nzerik Next up, more Jupiter 8 etc: Duran Duran, “Hungry Like The Wolf” youtube.com/watch?v=oOg5Vx…

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Next up: Van Halen, “Jump” youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7m… HT @nzerik, but I’ll play the original.

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And next, since we’ve had quite a bit of the ol’ TB-303, TR-909, and TR-808, some Jupiter 8 goodness..an

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sannewman There are only two kinds of people: people who “love to walk in the rain” and people who actually have to walk in the rain.

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The Tube of Ewes is suggesting I play New Order’s “Blue Monday”, but I choose to avoid the inevitable complaint.

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Meh. I’ll keep going. Next up: Visage. “Fade to Grey” youtube.com/watch?v=UMPC8Q…

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If you don’t know this track then you really do need to take a long hard look a your upbringing. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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No. One more, ‘cos I clicked the wrong button and it came up: Frankie Knuckles, “Your Love” youtube.com/watch?v=LOLE1Y…

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OK, that’s enough from me for now. Do feel free to jump on the hashtag. I’ll be watching.

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.@_tan_ I should’ve chosen an easier-to-type hashtag.

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.@_tan_ Next up, I’ll wrap with something special, at least for me: DJ HMC, “Life Support System” youtube.com/watch?v=ZXQBfa…

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Next up: Adonis, “No Way Back” youtube.com/watch?v=cZj9oQ… HT @_tan_ again, because taste.

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Next up: Blake Baxter, “When We Used To Play” youtube.com/watch?v=w2X-j9… HT @_tan_ (You can never have too much Blake Baxter.)

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Next up: Daft Punk, “Revolution 909” youtube.com/watch?v=Wtd6Dv… HT @EndRoadwork again, but I like this track.

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This selection is providing some excellent demographic details for my followers. ;)

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Next up: The Alan Parsons Projec, “The Raven (cover)” youtube.com/watch?v=aTrWqQ… HT @faully33

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I’d forgotten how good is Speedy J.

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.@brisvegas1 These are all excellent suggestions, and I’ll choose one of them to play. You’re roughly third in the..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…tE

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I’ll just take maybe ten of your suggestions and then leave you all to it. Fill that hashtag, boys and girls.

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Meanwhile, “China’s hottest new boy band is actually made up of five androgynous girls” qz.com/944691/ffc-acr… HT..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ew

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reallykazcooke The artist deserves credit: Victor Solis, @visoor. twitter.com/janewordsmith/…

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The Tube of Ewes is suggesting I go with Orbital’s “Chime” next. I’ll go with that. youtube.com/watch?v=HXU5Rx…

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@Retrovertigo Oh yep! That’s not something that I’d have thought of immediately. Looking now.

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Note to trainspotters: I won’t be paying that much attention the specific presence of Ikutaro-san’s instruments.

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I’ll start with 808 State’s “Pacific State” and see where we go from there. Suggestions welcome. youtube.com/watch?v=6jQ_bO…

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Pondering what music to play to honour the life of Ikutaro Kakehashi. stereogum.com/1932963/r-i-p-…..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…s1

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KetanJ0 Being crushed in a panicking crowd like that scene in 28 weeks later capybara twitter.com/MissAHaddow/st…

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EPLBible If Ronaldo really looked like his statue… 😂 pic.twitter.com/WpcKAhXJQL

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Worst “Twilight Zone” episode ever. twitter.com/sylmobile/stat…

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daviottenheimer The jig is up, the news is out they finally found me twitter.com/2AvSagas/statu…

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jc_cummins Oh dear… twitter.com/mamamia/status…

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It’s not cerebral, just tedious. It takes forever for everything to happen — which ain’t much — and all the lines atwitter.com/i/web/status/8…Uaf9

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Further to that, here are my original comments on “Arrival”. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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This would be 900% better than the tedious wankery that is the actual “Arrival”. I would watch this one. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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petstarr Heads up to the Adelaide teacher expecting an 800 word essay on the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising tomorrow: your student “..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9h

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I’m about two-thirds of the way through this and concur, at least so far. I’ll be finishing it tonight. twitter.com/KetanJ0/status…

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GonzoHacker I was thinking about seeing Ghost in the Shell but i’m not sure how it compares to the original which I also haven’..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…aK

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ghostly RIP Legend Ikutaro Kakehashi. Founder, Roland. on his watch:
The System 700, The TB-303, The TR-808 and TR-909, Ju..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…mJ

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Because there are so many grains of rice. twitter.com/jxeeno/status/…

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ILoveBangorAye Breaking News: The first Welsh Dragon born in over 500 years has been successfully hatched at Bangor University. pic.twitter.com/O48WGabvl6

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markhumphries This Mark Latham bio from ‘The Chaser’s Australia’ is somehow more relevant now than it was when we wrote it last y..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…5g

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@NicholasFryer Actually, “How to be less useless online could be a good theme for a Public House Forum. Inasmuch as..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Tr

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@juhasaarinen @nzherald Are you even allowed to keep lions in a campervan?

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@NicholasFryer I already have such a surfeit of material for this one.

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Fuckin’ big cat, I’d reckon.

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@juhasaarinen I might hang out for a bit, to see if someone will pay me to do it.

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Ping also @NickEvershed about this some. MOAR CHARTS KNEEDED. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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Wondering whether I should work up a rant about how VPN MAGICK isn’t your internet cure-all, or leave it to someone else this time.

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NicholasFryer The next person who posts a list of leading Android VPNs and says “some of these are bogus (but I’m not saying which)” is going in the cat.

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hrtbps My nomination for worst Twitter interaction of the day. pic.twitter.com/40d95tpnAQ

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wintnation Strawman. Is this the Greens again. I thought and a simple fix – bring back the fucking wall and kick my ass

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wintnation I faced down Andrew Bolt for having different opinion.

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harharvestsun summary of twitter pic.twitter.com/34OD7bIeNX

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Joydas Very good decision by SC. People will now drink in bars situated 230 Metre away from highway and not cause any acci..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…s6

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@twiddlekins If I were handing out laptops to business-class travellers, I would definitely not put keyloggers on them.

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wintnation GUESS WHAT? This Grandma is now taking its cues from Pauline Hanson’s Please Explain

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SwiftOnSecurity We need @briankrebs to stop screwing around on Russian hacker forums and start investigating Trump. He can do it. He can find anything.

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HEY GUYS… GUYS? HEY GUYS, A NEW ATTACK VECTORtwitter.com/HuffingtonPost…yF

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wintnation Josh Josh Josh Trying to convince us that CO2 has no respect for girls, is a kingdom of Minds..

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sadvil COMMERCIAL FOR TWITTER:
*guy pokes hornets nest & gets repeatedly stung*
NARRATOR: twitter

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nypost Nutella baths look amazing nyp.st/2onASrJ pic.twitter.com/9036arfJHf

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wintnation 100% agree with Adani and it is desperately in need of a thorough explanation of kegel exercise. ok, it’s basically psychic jelqing,

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“April Fools’ Day in Russia: Call the embassy and press 3 for ‘election interference’” chicagotribune.com/news/nationwor…

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Birdyword Guys, when people complained about ‘racist, abusive eggs’ it wasn’t the egg bit they wanted changed. twitter.com/JamesLiamCook/…

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wintnation Australia has just finished joining the conversation, some great comments.

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wintnation Turnbull should hang his head in shame I have alerted my staff to look at this cute critter.

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wintnation The election date has been upwardly manipulated so unscientific.

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thatbilloakley I am at karaoke - there is a karaoke version of The Simpsons theme and the only words are “The Simpsons…” then it..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Zw

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FourOctets @ThrowsNull @SwiftOnSecurity @haveibeenpwned I can personally verify that some of these don’t actually do anything..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…RQ

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FourOctets @ThrowsNull @SwiftOnSecurity @haveibeenpwned Probably 60% of the 357 android VPNs of these are bullshit and people..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…3B

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lestrangle THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE EGG WAS TO SYMBOLISE THE START OF YOUR BIRD LIFE THE TWEET BUTTON IS A FEATHER AND THE HOME..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ZP

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@FakeDanTosello @wintnation I’ve considered playing with Twitter bots, because I think I could produce some fun. Bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…fi

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forest_fr1ends I was kinda hoping your first word would be ‘mummy’… pic.twitter.com/mP05DBzA7b

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wintnation I am Pete. Taxpayers should not breastfeed while operating aircraft

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wintnation A refund for a tax that is not shrouded in complete disgrace

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@FakeDanTosello @wintnation It ain’t me. I am ashamed to say that I’ve never created a Twitter bot. I feel like an..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ce

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I have just been made aware of something called @wintnation and it looks like it might be a bit special.

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@davispg You are, as always, most kind.

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“Sydney’s rain and humidity triggers outbreak of dangerous mould”, writes @juliepower smh.com.au/nsw/sydneys-ra… Yep, I’ve got this.

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@John_Hanna Yep, partly because a sunny day, partly because I had a Nokia Lumia 925 review unit with Zeiss lens and..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…E1

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Two futher notes: 1. The 9pm Edict is on is this Tue 4 Apr at 2100 AEST. 2. Please throw me a tip because reasons. stilgherrian.com/tip/

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New blog post, finally: “Weekly Wraps 350 to 357: Gosh is that the time?” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/35… Covers 6 Feb to 2..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…TR

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hichaelmart This quote really is quite delicious theguardian.com/world/2017/apr… pic.twitter.com/9Lqh12YZCA

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Great band name, this. “Fired-Up Lesbian”. twitter.com/samanthamaiden…

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TrumpInTheWild A moth is born.

Isn’t nature incredible? twitter.com/washingtonpost…

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kcarruthers Sometimes things just align nicely pic.twitter.com/DUiCbdtSEP

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Histreepix Early attempt to promote heterosexuality amongst the lard-eating community. 1952. pic.twitter.com/ERj68NCwfz

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HistorySport_ Pavel Nedved with Alessandro Del Piero in 1998 during their Juventus days. pic.twitter.com/EM01aFcjle

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’m just annoyed Twitter announced that idiocy after I’d already filed and it’d been published. May..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…2h

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Meanwhile, in The World of Helping…

I’ve worked with all three of these “people”, at least a bit, and they shouldtwitter.com/i/web/status/8…hlHv

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Hmmmm. I should get a tablet so I can draw higher-quality shitty arrows like they do at @BuzzFeedOz.

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Yes, folks, this is actually how Twitter’s UX people are spending their time. blog.twitter.com/2017/rethinkin… pic.twitter.com/5KYmh3oQDw

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Just hours later, Twitter “solved” its harassment problem, which is a whole new level of cluelessness. 2/2 twitter.com/JillPantozzi/s…

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On Friday I had a go at Twitter’s idiocy: “Fiddle with something long enough, Twitter, and it’ll break” zdnet.com/article/fiddle… 1/2

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@JustJimWillDo Yeah pretty much the same here. Though not today, for either, alas.

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MacCocktail A PornHub April Fools… pic.twitter.com/qSABXwaYb2

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This “evils of music technology” rant is a bit rich, coming from the inventor of the goddam sousaphone. twitter.com/juliagalef/sta…

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Sun plan, draft: Make it up as I go along. You don’t really care anyway.

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jilliancyork Can we speed that up somehow? twitter.com/qz/status/8482…

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@natecochrane I think I was just way more profound than I’d intended.

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Well they had to. That bloke died of exhaustion. twitter.com/MichaelSmyth_/…

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@natecochrane “Not bothering to update LinkedIn”, or even bothering to log in to LinkedIn, is an entirely reasonable position.

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I hadn’t seen the animated version, thanks @MatthewBevan. Here’s the article at @TheEconomist..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…wI

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natecochrane MT daily looks more like cranky old man in a town square who swears at pigeons & shouts incoherently at passersby. MSM hails this strength.

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@franksting That’s un-Australian, son. Not having a mortgage is Communism.

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Mind you, “WikiLeaks says penguins shit out gold statues of Kanye West” would also get a run at the Daily Mail. twitter.com/RedTeamDad/sta…

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We’re introducing a new regular segment in today’s program, “How Their Minds Work”..twitter.com/mumbletwits/st…Pp

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No. No, look, @TimWattsMP, it’s time to step up and show some leadership in your community. twitter.com/TimWattsMP/sta…

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This is Darren. Last week Darren accidentally ate a black hole. Now, everywhere he walks, he carves a trench throug..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…UG

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It’s not a new strategy, but it’s effective. twitter.com/Pinboard/statu…

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Ah, Bitcoin! Is there anything it can’t do? twitter.com/DailyCaller/st…

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This has made me happier than you can possibly imagine. twitter.com/MCeeP/status/8…

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AGoldmund This is so unbelievably stupid, I can’t help but be supportive of it. twitter.com/randyliedtke/s…

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Yeah there’s something wrong with me, and I’m definitely not stalking you. twitter.com/lorenraedej/st…

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vpkivimaki A little-known fact is that the T-72B3M will also be available in a limited Hello Kitty series. pic.twitter.com/fiYdhTNLpl

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Sunday. The creature in the ceiling watches… watches… and slowly grows larger. Tentacles form. Eyes open wide. It won’t be long now. Sunday.

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