Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 3rd, 2017

So a lot of bullshit bro boy crap is going down right now. And it’s Monday night.

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Stop rubbing your nippers.

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wintnation Will you explain to Queenslanders why you should invent a paper towel that is a political ideology masquerading as a napkin.

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ajfitzpatrick A lot of people say “kill all boomers” on Twitter, but it sounds like these guys are actually doing something about..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…vg

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@SnarkyPlatypus The pub near Strathfield station has dropped their Chinese kitchen and now sells very average “Aus..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…yg

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OH: “These people drive me nuts.”

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@SnarkyPlatypus But there’s three hundred Korean noodle bars so take your pick. Also the pub is now bullshit. I’m t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…pQ

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“Conical cock,” apparently.

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Or, you know, they could just give up and go to the pub. twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…

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Oh gosh a train with mechanical problems. Quelle surprise. twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…

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“Boomers to get hooked up with IoT and predictive aged care” zdnet.com/article/boomer…

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SnarkyPlatypus Canonise this fellow immediately. twitter.com/CrapLocalNews/…

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In about 20 mins I’ll be on @abcadelaide talking about some bullshit. abc.net.au/adelaide/ Ask them what it is.

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@Steve_Dalby @NewtonMark @NBN_Australia So what you’re saying is that you’re not dead?

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NicholasGray Brilliant @jonkudelka with his prediction for who takes Latham’s spot on Outsiders

@australian pic.twitter.com/JzE4u3QY8d

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helenlewis Could a man volunteer to explain to Rod Liddle that he has got the definition of mansplaining wrong? Thanks. pic.twitter.com/o1q27DuT8n

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@munin I think Archer is more a bourbon kind of gig.

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Today’s view from the Blue Mountains City Library in Katoomba. pic.twitter.com/crh7rCbesC

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Oh well then. You know what this means. pic.twitter.com/4UGWDaPmoS

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davidu It’s always DNS. pic.twitter.com/E233vpR88m

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@FlyOpineMonkey @JohnBirmingham I do indeed pay Mr Birmingham for his words. He may be a friend, bot not THAT good a friend.

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wintnation Invitation not invited. Can you outlast the Greens?

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“Octopus Tossing” sounds like it’s the euphemism for something quite disturbing. twitter.com/ConversationED…

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This. Is. Magnificent.

(Provided you know who @Steve_Dalby is, which that NBN person obviously doesn’t.) twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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fanfiction_txt Author’s note: This is my first attempt at writing a World War II fanfic involving “My Little Pony.”

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emilymaxima This is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.
Really!? Really?? pic.twitter.com/DJKxmmiX7W

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When was the DPMC website refreshed? Am I late to the party on this one? dpmc.gov.au

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ingating How crowded is your suburb? How Australian neighbourhoods compare to the world smh.com.au/nsw/how-crowde… @smh pic.twitter.com/KCwbz5FIuY

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@FlyOpineMonkey Sorry what was I even thinking. Please excuse me. It’s Monday.

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Oh! I hadn’t realised Gordievsky has since spoke of his escape from Moscow. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3… He was MI6/KGB double agent, y’see.

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lanesainty *presses fingers to earpiece* i’m now hearing you should tweet your password pic.twitter.com/4ZL5HelyZb

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I should probably mention that it’s ages since I read Gordievsky, so you may wish to confirm the details of all that for yourself.

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Gordievsky also said the KGB stopped pushing that myth ‘cos it became unbelievable, but it lived on via conspiracy websites etc.

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In his book “KGB: The Inside Story”, Oleg Gordievsky says the AIDS disinfo was planted in an Indian [?] newspaper and it spread from there.

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“Cold War fake news: Why Russia lied over Aids and JFK”, by which the BBC means “propaganda” or “disinformation”. bbc.com/news/world-eur…

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@developerjack And given that I can’t really swim, this will be interesting.

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As this photo will remind you, there are no extravagant ambitions involved in this. twitter.com/TheAtlantic/st…

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Mon plan, redraft: Head to K-town (now); brunch; administrativia; untangle the many loose ends left over from Friday; evening TBA.

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Hurrah! Good news for women everywhere! twitter.com/uommedia/statu…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah there’s not a whole lot of joined-up thinking in that argument.

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In which Chris Mitchell explains why you can’t trust the polls in his own newspaper. twitter.com/illywhacker_/s…

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“Yoga is not just for thin white women in Lulu Lemon any more.” Thanks, @JohnBirmingham! aliensideboob.com pic.twitter.com/lpFIrYWcAV

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@kcarruthers @garystark Last time I returned from the US, I’d been booked SFO-LAX-SYD, but hurrah! The SFO-LAX flig..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ur

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Mon plan, draft: At an easy pace, untangle the many loose ends left over from Friday. This is mostly take place in Katoomba.

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BryanJFischer Worst example of cultural appropriation ever: LGBTs stole the rainbow from God. It’s his. He invented it. Gen. 9:11-17. Give it back.

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fanfiction_txt His primary weapons are his artificial gun dick and dual machine guns

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Oh now they’re just taking the piss. twitter.com/allfiveoceans/…

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So if that kind of big jigsaw puzzle has been solvable for so long, imagine what sort of big data jigsaw puzzles might be solvable now.

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For some years now the spooks have been able to reassemble shredded documents by scanning the confetti and doing the giant jigsaw puzzle.

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Correct. The people reading what I assume was a news website might well use the same logins elsewhere. Energy indus..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…12

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In the age of Big Data, your cyber espionage might as well scoop up everything and figure out a use later. Just like online businesses do.

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Where “win” can include predicting stock market moves, exec impersonation fraud, plans to aid hacking refineries or power grids, etc etc.

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Strategy: Hit the energy industry job site to get resumes and such; spearphish those people; get into your target e..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…dT

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Did they successfully gas the babies? twitter.com/HistoricalPics…

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pwnallthethings Tosses a tweet grenade into the twitter crowd from the POTUSphone then heads off to play some golf. The new “normal” twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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jayrosen_nyu Consensus: zero. Blue = Facebook posts that are Instant Articles. Orange = posts that are links back to news sites…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…XW

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@BXGD @realdanlyons To be clear, I’m not intending to defend the NYT’s actions like that, just the premise of Dan’s op-ed.

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@BXGD @realdanlyons Fair point. But a business culture with issues A through, oh, G doesn’t mean others also have C..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zj

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@BXGD @realdanlyons I grant you that the NYT is a conservative paper, the Grey Lady and all that. But I think that’..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…0f

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When you’re on @JohnBirmingham’s list, your inbox is always exciting. “Just google up ‘yoga with goats’,” he says…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…mQ

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jayrosen_nyu Down the left side: major news publishers. Across the top: all the platforms they feel they have to be on. From:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…LN

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yashalevine Fancy Bear! twitter.com/oddnewsupi/sta…

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@kcarruthers Ah, that sounds better. That said, US’s new 787s are a vast improvement.

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I don’t see any way this could possibly go wrong. theverge.com/2017/3/27/1507… pic.twitter.com/eyvcLNPSha

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verge Amazon’s cashier-free store reportedly breaks if more than 20 people are in it theverge.com/2017/3/27/1507… pic.twitter.com/fX4qajWfnP

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POGOBlog The is ineffective as a fighter. The latest report proves it: pogo.org/straus/issues/… pic.twitter.com/K8dOAH7lQe

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wintnation OMG SHY thinks that criticising renewable power is the pinnacle of cultural purity, i look very handmsome in my god damn beer and some belts

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wintnation Hi Where did I say it said it was the right Tim Flannery

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wintnation Remember to look like a fucking cartoon character instead of posting these on the sacrifices of current and past Diggers.

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@BXGD @realdanlyons I suspect not, but how it the NYT “not allowed” to consider that? (Also, it’s an opinion piece.)

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@daviottenheimer @beist @dangoodin001 I guess it’s still hard for people to realise that EVERYTHING is an attack su..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…0p

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How many think they should get a pony for their birthday? twitter.com/kylegriffin1/s…

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ThePracticalDev When all else fails (and it will fail) pic.twitter.com/zEI0MR91Jq

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@Vulp Nah, but if I talk about “consistent brand narrative” I’ll sound like one of Those People. It’s just a sign T..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…M7

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That’s cool, ‘cos I missed it the first time around. twitter.com/cathywilcox1/s…

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“Jerks and the Start-Ups They Ruin”, writes @realdanlyons, correctly. nytimes.com/2017/04/01/opi…

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Also further to that, the shouty lady is correct. twitter.com/lestrangle/sta…

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The second one is by far the worst. While @jackschofield highlighted the business issue, I reckon the social issue..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…7s

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ICYMI, Twitter did a couple of dumb things at the end of last week. zdnet.com/article/fiddle… zdnet.com/article/repain… 1/2

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@GuardianAus If I may offer a correction, Leslie had three daughters, though only two were walking with him that morning.

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For those who knew @leslienassar, this @GuardianAus yarn. For those who didn’t, the @crikey_news obit…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Re

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On Sunday I updated my stuff, set a date for the next podcast, and passed the plate. Details in this thread. (The p..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…90

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@marcuskelson @oberonsghost I suspect I would become annoyed very very quickly.

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cathywilcox1 Spreading the wealth.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/pux2Hhz1v2

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@ladyhana @dangoodin001 @beist Yep, though this has also been the case for every single new class of device in the..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…T0

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andrewwhiteau for the man who has it all pic.twitter.com/cXuITor6xL

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Theremina “From the makers of ACTUALLY” No idea who made this, but I ❤️ choo. pic.twitter.com/32Wb9KCznX

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Given some of the neat kit in the Armada Española, this would be interesting. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_a… twitter.com/johntheluthera…

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@ladyhana @dangoodin001 @beist To quote @beist from 2013, “When I told this to the vendor, there was much shame.”

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.@dangoodin001 That a Smart TV might be hacked this way was suggested by @beist in 2013. zdnet.com/article/smart-… Pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…t4

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“Smart TV hack embeds attack code into broadcast signal—no access required”, writes@dangoodin0011arstechnica.com/security/2017/…4

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LaboriousALC This is the funniest thing I’ve read all morning twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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No argument here. Though doesn’t Miami consist mostly of retired New Yorkers, bikinis, and cocaine? twitter.com/marcuskelson/s…

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Why do they never answer this question? twitter.com/MatthewBevan/s…

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Monday. If there were eight lizards, there might be too many. But how could you tell? Monday.

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