Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 10th, 2017

wintnation Please give me one of the High Court of Australia

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@aleeb88 Yep, look up what’s called a V-set and you’ll understand even more about the .

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@SMinney There’s only so much you can do with a phone.

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@Spoonyman Exactly. Drunk men in pub toilets, the most advanced form of our species.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well I think the key word there is “useless”.

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It’s Full Moon tomorrow, but here’s what it looks like through the trees. pic.twitter.com/rLvAUfFNNZ

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Racing to Wentworth Falls. (Sigh. I could’ve saved $15 by getting the train and then summoning a taxi.) pic.twitter.com/48VDzltMLK

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Hurrah! Homophobia is ended!

FFS get me a drink. twitter.com/CNN/status/850…

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Five points to whoever just stole the cover from the hand dryer. pic.twitter.com/E4INxckvNy

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Well the temperature and wind speeds aren’t as bad as I’d feared. pic.twitter.com/BcoJ9QOEqT

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@franksting @prestontowers Yeah this afternoon was a bit grim. That’s why I’m still indoors at K-town.

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@johnb78 That’s a point. And the servo is still open.

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@dfpiii @NewtonMark I like that you’ve considered “shame” and “real estate agent” in the same concept. Respect.

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Christ I wish I could afford the drugs this guy is on. But would I actually want to take them? twitter.com/RealMarkLatham…

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awelder Smart enough to realise he’s not going to get another go with Libs, not smart enough to put politics behind him twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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You don’t have to be a violinist to know when the orchestra is out of tune. twitter.com/semibogan/stat…

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robotopia Words to live by pic.twitter.com/DLGYKIRDe2

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@iain_chalmers You mean Ducati? I don’t know that she ever owned a Moto Guzzi. Same issue, tho, obviously. Riding I..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…UJ

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I haven’t read any of the promo material, but if @AJEnglish has done a doco on the spyware industry, I’m guessing i..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Zn

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@iain_chalmers Oh I completely understand. As you know, I have cohabited with motorcyclists in the past.

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MagicRealismBot A golden aircraft carrier is sailing on an ocean of confusion.

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wintnation The board advises you to FLAG Australia for your trust & support

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@iain_chalmers I haven’t ever had to deal with anything worse than -7C absolute -12C apparent, I think, so my cloth..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bH

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So the question I have now is: “Where did that first version of reality come from?” twitter.com/BevanShields/s…

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BevanShields New statement from ABC: doesn’t deny @NatashaExelby won’t be presenting any more pic.twitter.com/2EKaXQdxRy

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@smiffy @johnb78 @franksting Yeah, butn Adjahdura/Narungga Land puts you a good way north, no? (I’m trying to remem..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…YN

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@iain_chalmers Ah yeah. The zero thing. I haven’t had to deal with that yet.

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BrianHonan Uber ‘showing drivers and riders different fare estimates’, says lawsuit bit.ly/2oQU41n

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LASTEXITshirts Happy creation day Leon Kowalski. 10th April 2017.
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Good luck there, Patrick. It’s been a long time since AU’s ambitions in space went any further than a coal mine. twitter.com/NicoleWill100/…

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allisonhornery “Announceables are arteries” in the nested ecology of policymaking - great insight from @NGruen1

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@firstdogonmoon @NewtonMark @oberonsghost Don’t worry about us. We’re a couple Valiants short of a car park.

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@johnb78 I’ve already been dismantled by a Russian woman with regard to this issue.

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awelder @johnb78 @tacticalmaid @bernietb ABC snowflakes narrative

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@KeithKaren1 @ABCNews24 Petition? Gawd. No, I prefer more direct intervention.

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dobes Ivanka/Harambe 2024

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@oberonsghost @firstdogonmoon I like “jam cardigan”. Traditional is “chocolate teapot”. Tuckeresque is “marzipan dildo”.

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HAHAHAHAHA! You reckon 78F (i.e. 26C) is a “heat wave”? Piss off until that first digit is a 10 (F) or a 4 (C)…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…4q

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@zerogeewhiz @_midofo_ @abcnews Or maybe there’s other stuff on the young lady’s rap sheet, and that sort of stuff we can never know.

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@zerogeewhiz @_midofo_ @abcnews That said, News24 manages to go live with a barebones crew and with, in my view, ve..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Bs

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@zerogeewhiz @_midofo_ @abcnews This is true. I’ve been on News24, and there’s no floor manager or camera operators..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ak

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@dmeeze @NewtonMark Really? I think that’s just you. It’s a fascinating place, and I hope to return under less stressful circumstances.

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@erstkate There have been goats, just not in the episode titles.

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@_midofo_ @abcnews My ex-ABC Producer Spidey Sense tells me there’s something else at work here.

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@_midofo_ @abcnews That’s a real thing. Every cue is counted in. Though it’s easy enough to miss them in a hectic live program.

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@Davelennonabc @firstdogonmoon Yep, that’s the one I was struggling for.

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firstdogonmoon hello twitter what is another colloquialism for “couldn’t organise a root in a brothel”

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Wow, a TV studio control room with space to swing a cat. twitter.com/PercyKaren/sta…

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PercyKaren for John Clarke - funny man and legendary Dagg. Missed already by his @abcnewsMelb family pic.twitter.com/2wFDktg5UK

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.@abcnews Also, @abcnews, when broadcasters are expected more and more to multitask. and as studio crews shrink, this is just fucked.

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Dear @abcnews, this is a ridiculous decision. All us live broadcasters have made a mistake like this. Chuckle and m..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…2O

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@VS_ This is indeed an outrage, and I shall fix this at some point.

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@NewtonMark Heh. I was a great flight, tho. A slow, wide, low 270° over Dar es Salaam before the hop over to Zanzib..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…x3

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@NewtonMark Sorry, that’s Abeid Amani Karume International Airport (HTZA) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abeid_Ama… We caught some hi..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bA

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@NewtonMark I loved his safety announcements. “Your three emergency exits are this window, that window, and the door you came in through.”

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@NewtonMark Hey it was a scheduled ZanAir RPT flight! And he had a copilot. zanair.com..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ay

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@NewtonMark Anyway, you’ll appreciate this view of Zanzibar. pic.twitter.com/w2Wkm31vxq

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@NewtonMark We flew that Cessna 404 Titan twin-engine from Dar es Salaam to Stone Town, Zanzibar. A 20-minute hop. The pilot was fun.

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@NewtonMark Oh, and pilots’ too. She suggested that if possible I do my own walk-around of the aircraft before boar..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9T

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@NewtonMark Well, that’s what I was told by @ActionAid’s security advisor, at least for my 10-day visit. Tips were..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…AK

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@NewtonMark It’s probably worth mentioning that Tanzania’s road accident fatality rate is 7x that of London, and th..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…gT

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@NewtonMark Heh. We were doing 150km/h on Tanzania’s central highway when a politician’s black LandCruiser passed at around 180km/h.

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OzKitsch Glimpses of the ABC’s “This Day Tonight”. The series debuted 50 years ago today
recordsearch.naa.gov.au/SearchNRetriev…..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…pd

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@NewtonMark That was a fun episode, but that’s an interesting place to be listening to it.

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@aleeb88 @richardaedy You are most kind. Next time in Perth, we must have a drink. I plan to head over to do a Publ..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…kS

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@aleeb88 That’s about “The 9pm Edict”, anyway. @richardaedy

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@aleeb88 “Ranty, funny, profane, heartfelt, and sometimes very insightful. Unfiltered Id talking about what’s in th..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…FF

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Now playing: Black Diamond Heavies, “Nutbush City Limits” youtube.com/watch?v=sVtokP… They’re from Nashville, apparently.

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swan_legend Uber drivers to strike in Melbourne over allegations of poor pay and working conditions bit.ly/2oWMmQ2 pic.twitter.com/Oa450WrPla

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@aleeb88 Thank you, though I’m definitely an… acquired taste.

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@franksting @prestontowers I assume it was Saturday? Because Sunday was dreadful.

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@R_Chirgwin I do. Because we spoke about it.

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Anyway, I did “The 9pm End of the World, Definitely” last week, and only bits of it have been superseded…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…nY

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@madcatjo2point0 I don’t know that one, but will seek it out.

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My favourite episode title remains “The 9pm Victory over the Adult Hedgehog Onesie Bomber” stilgherrian.com/edict/00057/ pic.twitter.com/z6vWVEe6ZU

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Before these, they just had episode numbers. But I think it works better when they have titles.

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So there are all the named episodes of “The 9pm Edict” podcast, in alphabetical order. It’s an odd collection…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…4e

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I have returned to the scene of the crime, but the crime will not be committed again.

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@michaelneale @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes That does have a ring to it, but the episode title has to come out of the open..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…sQ

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus Today is a day to remember the joy that can be had from linguistic satire.

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davpope Was there a better student of the game, either side of the ditch? I don’t think so ..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…pC

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NewtonMark That’s a classic arkle. m.youtube.com/watch?v=X454D3…

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“Wi-Fi sex toy with built-in camera fails penetration test”, wrote @R_Chirgwin (4 Apr) theregister.co.uk/2017/04/04/int…

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@feraldata Then they’ll love the recent energy market episode.

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So many people are tweeting this Clarke & Dawe sketch as one of their favourites. It works so well because it’s tim..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…hz

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Excuse me, I ne… need a few minutes in privatetwitter.com/dobes/status/8…8r

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There’s a great journalism job available in Sydney. Pass it on. twitter.com/parisbcowan/st…

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@parisbcowan @iTnews_au Well well well. Best wishes for whatever your new gig will be.

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parisbcowan Which means there is a great gig now going with a great team that even occcasionally manages Friday pub lunches..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ky

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parisbcowan After nearly four years I am going to be leaving @iTnews_au. I’ve been writing about gov IT for a long time & it’s time for a new challenge.

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KarlskiB “Hey Karl since you moved desks your productivity has gone down, what gives”
Me: [turns chair 90 degrees]: pic.twitter.com/pVaypINuwX

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Good thing you’re a journalist, then. twitter.com/parisbcowan/st…

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wintnation Thanks everyone for joining the Burrumbuttock Hay Runners on another $100 million ransom

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@faully33 @JonathanPieNews Yeah, I know now. I tweeted before I’d gotten to the end.

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@vealmince @JonathanPieNews I was going with St Kilda in Melbourne.

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.@JonathanPieNews On a related note, “Women: Know Your Limits!”, a public education film by Harry Enfield youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SN…

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neighbour_s So, who elected Mark Zuckerberg ‘president of the internet’? And just what kind of country is Facebookistan? Find o..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ag

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In which @JonathanPieNews offends a woman while doing his live cross from Australia, it looks like. youtube.com/watch?v=UM05w8…

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ozworders John Clarke coined the word ‘farnarkel’. The entry appears in the second edition of our Australian National Diction..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…xo

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rpy [cut to mark latham sitting in front of a webcam covered in spiders] pic.twitter.com/fX4DVfJbOG

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@andrewdotnich My attention has already been drawn to this thing, and I have handed this thing to someone for it to be looked at. Thank you.

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matthewwu .@dobes’ beard is getting bushier every week pic.twitter.com/mFTno1jd1G

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“Ombudsman labels Centrelink ‘robo-debt’ system unfair and unreasonable”, writes @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/ombuds…

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reversecience This is an antelope or something. pic.twitter.com/ogBOEXxt4V

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GreenJ keep looking at this and hoping it might just mean it isn’t true … twitter.com/RichardWilkins…

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This is still the best Kushner parody so far. twitter.com/UncleChangNYC/…

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@TrainLinkWest Yeah I see what you did there, and you should stop.

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mickyb273 Real Byron tinder is funnier than anything I could make up. This is INCREDIBLE. pic.twitter.com/ngHL4f4WSi

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@TrainLinkWest Excellent work. Jet engines are clearly a lot of fun.

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samim Unpaywall is a browser extension that finds free versions of paywalled research papers: unpaywall.org pic.twitter.com/3z6Cfk9OqY

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@TrainLinkWest The British did the same thing, but with TWO jet engines. And here’s a short film. youtube.com/watch?v=mJfoFM…

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@TrainLinkWest I’m gonna let you finish, @TrainLinkWest, but if you want a REAL railway snow plough then you need a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…NG

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TrainLinkWest Good afternoon! Sammy & Sean here for some Monday arvo Tweeting action… it’s cold so rug up! Vision just in from…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…nM

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jennyweather If you are looking for a new perspective try this different view of the day. pic.twitter.com/kibB4ivUTm

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pleasedontatme YOU: it’s not a supply probl-
ME: pic.twitter.com/dwvSIDQwl1

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wintnation uh oh… think I feel another BIEBBER RANT coming on Facebook & YouTube about the negative impact high levels of CO2

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BroedeCarmody Can confirm John Clarke finished filming season two of his show The Ex-PM on Friday, just two days before he died theage.com.au/entertainment/…

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“Your favourite Clarke and Dawe sketches”, or so @abcnews says. I haven’t vetted them yet. ab.co/2ofZM9C pic.twitter.com/3u4IZcqA4P

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“Ray Hadley dumps ‘boring’ Morrison, declares ‘bromance’ is over” ab.co/2og9wRi pic.twitter.com/Lij1h0SREH

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@43a6f0ce5dac4ea It was a bit too windy today, but I also guess it’s what you get used to.

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wintnation Great story today in Brisbane it has never been this hot before in the Senate

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@HappySinger Neat trick, eh? Though maybe they pre-populate from Twitter. Either way, it shows how follower numbers are largely bullshit.

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It’s a brisk, bracing walk. Wentworth Falls is usually 3 or 4 degrees warmer than Mt Boyce, but still..pic.twitter.com/qdR8GiYqfMfM

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Having spotted a break before that shower near Jenolan hits us, I’m on the move. pic.twitter.com/2H004AxnO6

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Yes, that does mean I must created an account. No, I haven’t decided what I’ll do with it yet.

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I’ve just discovered that @Medium reserves the usernames of Twitter verified users, which means I already have foll..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…G6

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AcademicsSay “What it feels like to start a manuscript from scratch” - @stephenaguilar pic.twitter.com/QpQBBEymbf

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giddyupbill Ray Hadley has just announced that the regular appearance of @ScottMorrisonMP on his show on @2GB873 will be no more because he lied to him

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Er, no. Not leaving now. Leaving in an hour, after that light rain band coming in from the west has passed. pic.twitter.com/Sgyd0gngR5

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Mon plan, supplemental: Weather permitting, I’ll walk to and from Wentworth Falls, as recommended by my so-called “doctor”. Leaving now.

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Mon plan: Head to Katoomba; untangle certain things in the inbox; planning and client comms; invoicing; shopping. Meal breaks ad libitum.

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anildash If done right, marriage is a decades-long process of finding out which method of loading a dishwasher is most annoying to another human.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’d object to “The Magnificent Seven” being labelled whitewashing, though, despite it being white b..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…xm

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@SnarkyPlatypus What you’re suggesting, therefore, is something like Kurosawa’s “The Seven Samurai” becoming John S..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bf

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whiteswine John Clarke and Bill Leak walk into the Hell Bar …

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taybenlor Everyone’s a “Hacker” now: growth hacker, code hacker, copy hacker, people hacker…. except hackers… they’re Security Researchers

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ABCmediawatch ABC has confirmed John Clarke has died. Here is last week’s Clarke & Dawe ab.co/2oWpZds pic.twitter.com/5ei1k9xwmk

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@_sara_jade_ Alas I mis-typed Dawe’s name in that one.

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.@theage I won’t tweet any more. All of the Clarke & Dawe segments are on YouTube. youtube.com/user/ClarkeAnd…

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.@theage One of the very best recent Clarke & Dawe sketches is “The Energy Market Explained” (15 Mar) youtube.com/watch?v=ELaBzj…

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.@theage People are already tweeting one of the best Clarke & Dawe sketches, “The Front Fell Off” (1991) youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZ… I agree.

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.@theage If you’re an Australian and don’t know who John Clarke was, then you’re a fool to yourself and a burden to..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…27

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“Renowned satirist John Clarke dead at 68”, reports @theage theage.com.au/entertainment/… Vale, Mr Dagg. (Pic: Paul Kalin..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ym

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@ResignInShame Sorry to hear that. I finally recovered from various lurgi over the weekend, I think. Take care.

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MagicRealismBot An Albanian politician becomes lost in a diamond labyrinth. When she emerges, she realises she is a hairdresser from Tucson.

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JackSmithIV This is what the derangement caused by the militarization of our police looks like. pic.twitter.com/NMNjmtWa5c

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_esther As a document of what’s most dire about our times, articulated from the problematic Sydney perspective, this front..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8H

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“F6 planners told to ignore public transport, build roads, documents show”, writes @1petermartin smh.com.au/nsw/f6-planner…

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TheOnion Trump Assures Nation That Decision For Syrian Airstrikes Came After Carefully Considering All His Passing Whims..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…dI

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UncleChangNYC Call of Duty: Modern Banking pic.twitter.com/QgNHCbZcv1

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JasonWhitely Someone hacked Dallas tornado sirens last night - turning on all 156 of them near midnight.

Here’s the city statem..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Bh

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neirajones Hacking Attack Woke Up Dallas With Emergency Sirens, Officials Say nyti.ms/2odkjM9 pic.twitter.com/iFsS2Ux349

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@allegorycave @NuclearAnthro It’s basically a jet engine, but instead of the airflow being heated by burning fuel,..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…S2

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wintnation i know i will not let anyone touch my pitbuls unless they are preferencing Liberal in ALL seats

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nemshilov On the flip side of technological advancements, i think i just had to reboot an appartment in tokyo to get hot water working again

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burgotastic Something tells me Irina might have done most of the work here pic.twitter.com/oPMbFMl8cM

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Mon plan, draft: A coffee, obviously; untangle certain things in the inbox; planning and client comms; shopping. Most of this in Katoomba.

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@ResignInShame When you travel close to the edge, sometimes you fall into the hole. At that point, dig up.

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@bluntshovels Sorry, that was a poor effort from me. I generally prefer not to use the memory hole, but now I have. Again, sorry.

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@BabbyUnit That’s was very ill-judged, sorry.

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I have just deleted a tweet that contained a very ill-judged piece of “black humour”. Sorry. No excuse.

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@bluntshovels Of course I don’t think that. That’s kinda the point.

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AOCarr It’s greater Chinese ‘ownership’, not ‘control’. Many of the national security claims about foreign ownership are u..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…dV

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Pramas Punctuation is important. Think I’ll pass on your boy syrup. :) pic.twitter.com/5Zvu2vTD4P

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@bluntshovels I’ll leave it there as a monument to my awfulness.

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wintnation why the PC Police want to tell you that the ebola man works becuase the burqa is not an argument.

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There’s an obvious joke here, isn’t there, but I won’t do it.

No.

No, it’s not right.

Well…

OK then.

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Monday. The secret to success is to be someone else, because you’re rubbish. Monday.

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