Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 17th, 2017

oberonsghost Good grief, kid-goat-assisted yoga! twitter.com/stefanosntampo…

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@oberonsghost @NewtonMark That is a terrible pun to describe a wonderful concept.

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volsairine I FOUND IT, THIS IS THE WORST POLITICAL CHART pic.twitter.com/TjHkn3ocJ3

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:57 PM, Apr 17th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

jothornely It’s really a hell of a career progression. pic.twitter.com/zSKD8LMA66

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AdviceToWriters Substitute “damn” every time you’re inclined to write very; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…BL

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@dfpiii Well you never know, they might be engaging company and extraordinarily gifted storytellers.

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wintnation my great-grandfather died protecting his farm from a pack of parasites who should be put on the floor of parliament.

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ArmsControlWonk Why aren’t using the chemtrails to turn their frogs gay? twitter.com/papermissiles/…

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I accidentally resized that duck image to 12 x 7 pixels, and macOS created a rather nice thumbnail image for it pic.twitter.com/IagWXhvM0Z

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 359: Will I heed the Ducks of Insight?” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/35… Covers 10 to 16 April. pic.twitter.com/0AadUQTRlI

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@ltecarroll Er, outstanding work. Do tell me if you get a reply.

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@nehadk Oh, I do like myself a good bit of steganography.

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@ResignInShame It took me a while to figure out what it was meant to be.

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“The fertilities include a outdoor pool, saran and gym… You will have a grate looking body in no time.” (2009pic.twitter.com/7BbUbwsGmeme

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I know, I do not understood is actually how I are no longer actually lot more well-preferred than I may be right no..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…BT

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MagicRealismBot A dictator is trying to solve a riddle: What is bitter, has 18 testicles, and is found in a dive bar?

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Colvinius Warning: may contain giant quantities of bullshit. twitter.com/annehelen/stat…

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The frustration of their failed career as a boy band led directly to WW2. twitter.com/HistoryHit/sta…

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daviottenheimer “smoking” pic.twitter.com/XmpyrAKw9n

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SydneyTom_ Ugh. Bring back replying to tags. This looks stupid pic.twitter.com/ieMUf7NmOO

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Oireachtas_RX ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ pic.twitter.com/ag5TkA7Xn7

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@drsimmo @SnarkyPlatypus And to think that during the great age of railway-building, building rail links to seed ne..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…33

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wintnation Empirical evidence suggests that the meme quilt project has been a failed experiment!

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@SnarkyPlatypus I haven’t kept track of the changes affecting NW and SW. Apparently there’s a place called Leppingt..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…MX

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@SnarkyPlatypus Lidcombe is only for the Royal Easter Show. Granville is only on weekends because something something timely connections.

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drsimmo What does this even mean? twitter.com/lollydaskal/st…

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anguslivingston they only live there because they can’t afford Sydney house prices twitter.com/spectatorindex…

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I bet Leunig’s fucking duck has measles.

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MuslimIQ Come at me. pic.twitter.com/6cl2Op4gHz

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:14 PM, Apr 17th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

barriecassidy Please no more exit signs after this. There is a new watermark for visual metaphors. twitter.com/markdistef/sta…

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Benoo_Brown *Worst things you have seen at festivals* Coachella VS the UK pic.twitter.com/PRnz3aofe5

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Mon plan, the reality: A sudden and remarkably curious collection of cleaning tasks (in progress); plan the week; later, some bloggery.

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wintnation Kids from the bush tell me because their speeds are so bad now we have policy-based evidence making.

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semibogan Fun for the whole family pic.twitter.com/Bt0cCADkRI

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It’s strange were a puddle of apple juice can take you.

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The apple juice is definitely a metaphor. Possibly even a sign from the gods.

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You should try this yourself. The results could be surprising.

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Determining which things are improved with apple juice and which are not. Because science solves all problems.

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The big bottle of apple juice wasn’t properly closed and my backpack is soggy with apple juice and you really can’t imagine my pleasure.

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Monday. It’s at least six times longer than mere efficiency would call for. Monday.

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