Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 20th, 2017

egadheg This is code for Nick’s FSB handlers, Cc @LouiseMensch twitter.com/ASPI_org/statu…

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sarahjeong Allegedly

As an aside, here’s an excerpt from the complaint pic.twitter.com/ZJvxMsFBgh

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sarahjeong this guy had SEO problems so he did what any reasonable person would do: repeatedly forge a judge’s signature..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…GZ

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PhillipCoorey @RealMarkLatham @reaklmarklatham workday: wake late, wonder how I stuffed it all up, put on tracksuit pants, yell at clouds.

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I’m quite a fan of @ASPI_org. They do good work. Quoting Senator Xenophon seems odd to me.

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rik_ferguson LinkedIn would like to WHAT?! pic.twitter.com/29uja6SEC2

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I expect that slamming it in a door was part of your problem there. twitter.com/swearyanthony/…

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Rottoturbine The biggest threats to so-called via @jonkudelka pic.twitter.com/lG7Xy8I4Qw

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Yeah, but it’s Ricky Gervais. He’s doing God’s work. twitter.com/SubBeck/status…

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Ermph. Arrived attached Wentworth Falls after dozing fitfully on the . I feel terrible.

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@corduroy I’m not talking about Fish and Chips, just the Parramatta to Penrith bit.

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ScotCuthbertson Now that’s a slogan. pic.twitter.com/3xxrDoX7I9

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LydiaLFeng $6 hourly wages and 12 hour shifts: EXCLUSIVE story on exploitation among Vietnamese students by @SBSNews bit.ly/2oNfpap

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Oops. “Cybersecurity Startup Tanium Exposed California Hospital’s Network in Demos Without Permission” wsj.com/articles/cyber…

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I’ll aim to get the 1605 out o’this town. It’s the first one that does Parramatta to Penrith non-stop. The 1621 and 1635 do the same.

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NeilDrysdale I don’t think you’d ever get blasé about this view. The first iceberg of the season passes Newfoundland in Canada! pic.twitter.com/KyESrMpos1

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Cassper_K If “Razer’s massive lady boner” were not my fave phrase in @crikey_news today, “Ludlam denies sexiness” would be bit.ly/2otIODn

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miss_shiny This morning I saw a car with the number plate NBN18C
the angriest man on twitter drives a Renault

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GiovanniTorre @SenatorLudlam Adam “Bandit”.

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GiovanniTorre @SenatorLudlam Scott Druglam, Outlaw.

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aussexparty The Australian Sex Party will overturn the ban on selling bongs.
Happy
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.@farrm51 So how many own goals has it been now for Turnbull? Do I have enough fingers?

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“Turnbull wants guidelines for being an Aussie but struggled to list them”, writres @farrm51 news.com.au/finance/work/l…

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I just can’t get over the wonder of this headline. twitter.com/lonelydandruff…

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AyoCaesar RT if your only pension plan is communism.

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@soundofsam @PeterDutton_MP A potato can be a horse. In fact, a potato is more likely to be a horse.

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So @PeterDutton_MP, are you a horse? You seem a bit horsey to me.

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CptHollingworth One of my favourite authors is giving advice on attaching sex toys to fascists and suddenly this darkest of timelin..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…jF

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lonelydandruff Someone got paid to write this. pic.twitter.com/xUF9IKklFj

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah you can tell you were taught by Jesuits.

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@MsLods @macgibbon I didn’t, but I’ve added it to the list.

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SenatorLudlam a convicted racist is concerned that i may have broken the law 🤔 pic.twitter.com/NOFMqRTSP5

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@dobes @jpwarren Look I dunno. It’s the anniversary of the cyberplan so everything’s reporting back all at once.

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That’s the great thing about Twitter. You just whine like a 3yo and everything just happens. It’s basically Zuckerberg’s entire skillset.

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@MsLods That’s the one. @macgibbon beat you to it. :)

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“ASX 100 Cyber Health Check Report” asx.com.au/documents/inve… Ping @dobes @jpwarren etc.

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Thanks, @macgibbon. As as I say, the beard currently does not make you look like a tramp whatsoever. So don’t worry..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bl

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@SnarkyPlatypus He’s a Melbourne thing anyway, on the radio. We have our own annoying one in Sydney.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bah. We’ve got Sam Peng, for starters.

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What the world needs is more vapid bullshit.

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Right then. Yes. I’m sure that everything in this tweet and photo is the answer. twitter.com/HackerChick/st…

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OK, where’s this ASX Cyber Readiness Report Card or whatever the damn thing is called?

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@dobes @jpwarren “In a week when too many cybers are not enough, this is This Cyber Life.”

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@dobes @jpwarren If you’re interested, the ASX 100 cyber readiness report was also released this morning, as I foun..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…4N

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@dobes @jpwarren I then threw it all into a metal drum and set fire to it.

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wolfcat We cross live now to Brisbane for an update on Turnbull and his ideals pic.twitter.com/qgBTXUKziY

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Half the local threats to the internet disappear if you closed down @UNSWCOMPUTING. Those kids are dangerous. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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Well I wish someone would “take care” of Balmain. twitter.com/dobes/status/8…

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SwiftOnSecurity On Snapchat watching teens do lines of cocaine off their smartphone and realizing my life is an empty husk of nothing and nobody

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wintnation More jobs to go and you won’t care about it tbh

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australia’s bold plan for cybersecurity growth” zd.net/2pEzhxO

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Oh. Microsleeps on the train. Bonus.

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Circular Quay station, and a view which we really do take for granted. pic.twitter.com/LL7MAaNFfK

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By this time next week it’ll be the Silver Emu. twitter.com/KJBar/status/8…

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wintnation Is Nick further left than the humble computer chip.

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@mattdasilva Kill them. And then eat their flesh. With noodles.

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@OaaSvc Meh. A mic’s a mic for that sort of work.

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@baconbkk Boat noodle is second only to tub waan in being able to cure all ills.

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@Drag0nista @nehadk Yep, it’s one of the City of Sydney libraries, occupying several floors of Customs House.

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Actually no. If I have boat noodle then something really, really unpleasant will happen later.

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It’s a boat noodle kind of day, probably.

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. A few cybers, but not nearly enough.

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Hiding in the library at Circular Quay to get some writing done.

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Pouring coffee down my shirt, like a pro.

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.@AustCyber @Cyber_Roo @crdavies And the speeches are done. I’n headed to the bathroom for the fifth time since arr..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…mP

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.@AustCyber @Cyber_Roo @crdavies People say @AustCyber is looking for the next Atlassian. “No,” says @crdavies, “we..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zT

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.@AustCyber @Cyber_Roo @crdavies Now a wrap by @crdavies. @AustCyber took 20 companies to RSA this year. Target for next year is 50

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dobes Australian Value: Thinking you are the smartest person in the room, but too dumb to work out the hilarious words Sc..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…mf

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franksting “Non-bypassable”. Hackers, start your engines. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@vealmince You’re preachin’ to the choir, kiddo.

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rpy I appreciate Twitter providing the question and answer so succinctly here pic.twitter.com/dwlVuup4gr

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.@AustCyber @Cyber_Roo @crdavies Oh wait what? They’re going to aim at consumer pricing for this, not $14,000 for a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…vJ

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@jplonie @macgibbon @AustCyber @Pen10Services @crdavies Today this is more true than ever. I feel terrible. Alas, it’s not due to alcohol.

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.@AustCyber @Cyber_Roo @crdavies It’s based on an HTC One A9, a bunch of crypto under the hood what I won’t go into..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…f8

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.@AustCyber @Cyber_Roo @crdavies This is the other one. An HTC smartphone hardened to D4 standards. Cog is based in..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…FT

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.@AustCyber @Cyber_Roo @crdavies This a thing now, and it’s in the pipeline for approval by Certain Governments.

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.@AustCyber @Cyber_Roo @crdavies This is the one that blows me away. Secure remote access to government networks on..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…1D

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dobes TEAM AUSTRALIA ALERT twitter.com/KJBar/status/8…

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joshgnosis Can’t believe one of the new questions on the citizenship test asks people to define ‘sniping and undermining’

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.@AustCyber @Cyber_Roo @crdavies The second @AustCyber node in announced. It’s in Canberra. (The first is in Melbourne.)

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I think I saw this show in Bangkok. twitter.com/ssharwood/stat…

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Carlosdjackal2 according to another ex PM. pic.twitter.com/z8wjJ3L818

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.@AustCyber @Cyber_Roo @crdavies Tehan is doing shout-outs to all the folks before getting on to the guts of it.

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.@AustCyber @Cyber_Roo Tehan is now trolling @crdavies about his suit. Craig is not of the suit-wearing species.

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.@AustCyber @Cyber_Roo Tehan is giving Sinodinos a huge bunch of praise, as chief of staff to “one of Australia’s g..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…r3

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.@AustCyber @Cyber_Roo Tehan’s up now. This is the first time I’ve seen him at a gig.

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Sweating quite annoyingly and losing focus.

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.@AustCyber @Cyber_Roo THE NODES ARE GOING TO BECOME CLUSTERS.

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.@AustCyber @Cyber_Roo There’s nothing new in this speech yet. but it’s a good stump.

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.@AustCyber @Cyber_Roo “They’re expanding the pie for all of us,” which is a sentence that needs to be re-used.

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.@AustCyber @Cyber_Roo Sinodinos is doing a great set-piece speech about supporting our own businesses, not waiting..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…jK

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“Disruption is the new constant,” says Sinodinos.

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Sinodinos says @crdavies has brought “the Atlassian glow” to the sector. Uhuh.

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AustCyber Adrian Turner @Data61news & our Co-Chair announces our Board: Doug Elix AO (Co-Chair), Heather Ridout AO,..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…36

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Right. @crdavies is kicking off the @AustCyber SCP launch. I’d better try to focus. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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MikeCarlton01 You just fall about with helpless laughter… twitter.com/sspencer_63/st…

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Oh this gets more and more hilarious by the minute. twitter.com/BevanShields/s…

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OK, maybe I’m not as better as I thought.

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This is Turnbull’s tell. When he’s feeling under pressure ‘cos he can’t argue the point, he goes personal. twitter.com/katinacurtis/s…

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purserj Oh for fucks sake. This is the path Turnbull wants to take? twitter.com/katinacurtis/s…

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So here we are with @Cyber_Roo and I guess the view is adequate. pic.twitter.com/6PBZegCRGx

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How…? I mean…? Oh yeah I give twitter.com/KJBar/status/8…pfo4

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domknight What fatuous crap. How is it good for applicants to change it from one year to four, and make them endure more stup..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…OL

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This. Is. Magnificent. bloomberg.com/news/features/… This is the perfect embodiment of Startupland thinking. pic.twitter.com/zzEKyfd184

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The good news seems to be that I’m suffering less from this lurgi today.

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UNITED AIRLINES’ PROBLEM WAS NOT A SOCIAL MEDIA PROBLEM YOU DIPSHIT SOCIAL MEDIA “EXPERTS” THEY BEAT UP AN OLD MAN.

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I guess it’s time for me to put some pants on and head down to Circular Quay.

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wintnation While in Australia I would like to document my struggle

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@dmeeze Shoosh, you. Also, it’s on the website, and the embargo lifted a minute after midnight. That bit I remembered.

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@daviottenheimer Ah of course! That makes it even cuter.

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@macgibbon @AustCyber This is also true. I’m very much looking forward to that new crypto hardware. (It’s out of embargo, we’re all good.)

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“Machine Learning Just Made It Really Easy To Break Into Your Phone” iot-for-all.com/machine-learni… This is a cute trick. I like it.

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.@AustCyber I hope @macgibbon is there this morning because I need to inspect his beard.

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.@AustCyber As you’ll see, @AustCyber’s target is to triple the size of AU’s cybersecurity sector by 2016.

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.@AustCyber “Huge new boost for cyber sector”, writes Stuart Kennedy on the @AustCyber SCP. innovationaus.com/2017/04/Huge-n…

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umairh Also, World War III on the horizon, collapsing institutions, lowered expectations, broken trust. Not so simple. Cro..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Vd

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@chkconfig @AustCyber Mate, I just work here. Do you want to buy it or not?

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Australian CEOs, already much older than in many other countries, get more protectionism. twitter.com/lynlinking/sta…

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TheOnion Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo trib.al/rVGhmq7 pic.twitter.com/dY4DG3Ee12

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Fuckin’ scientists.

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Taezar The titanic couldn’t park here if there were bike lanes 🤣 twitter.com/weird_sci/stat…

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.@AustCyber The @AustCyber board is Doug Elix AO (Co-Chair), Adrian Turner (Co-Chair), Craig Davies, Heather Ridout AO and Mike Burgess.

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Today the Australian Cyber Security Growth Network (@AustCyber) is launching its Sector Competitive Plan. acsgn.com/cyber-security…

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@4_martinis That’s a thought. It could even be as successful as going the other way. So to speak.

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umairh What the fuck happened to your brain America twitter.com/adweek/status/…

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I hope @Cyber_Roo has sorted the Bloody Marys.

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@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus @Cyber_Roo @AustCyber @zdnetaustralia Alas, Taiga is still up in the Blue Mountains today.

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wintnation The Aus children that are involved in terrorism overseas should not be telling us carbon dioxide warms the planet and must be stopped

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Meanwhile in Canberra, you’re not allowed to talk about the talking points. twitter.com/noeltowell/sta…

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.@AustCyber @zdnetaustralia I’m having another coffee. Fuck the lot of you.

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.@AustCyber @zdnetaustralia I could’ve had another hour of sleep to help kill this lurgi.

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.@AustCyber @zdnetaustralia OK, I am an arsehat. This even was even in my calendar at the correct time. Sulking.

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.@AustCyber @zdnetaustralia The only reason I’m going to this stupidly early @AustCyber launch is because @Cyber_Roo will be there.

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wintnation Most of the trucks have been unloaded and the farmers have started picking up the bill for housing, health, education and welfare.

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s confusing. I don’t understand these feelings. But I think it’s just a phase I’m going through.

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Thu plan, draft: 0745 @AustCyber launch, Circular Quay; write for @zdnetaustralia, twice; dinner, I guess; train to Wentworth Falls.

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For those who missed it last night… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@nkav I think it’s because I’m not difficult to understand.

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Please stop retweeting Louise Mensch. You’ll go blind.

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rachelking There is a lot going on in this tweet. twitter.com/thetimes/statu…

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wintnation Although listed as a baby animal they are all crooks

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Thursday. Beep blip blip. Beep blip blip. Beep blip blip. Thursday.

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